After making up his mind, Bai He coughed dryly, and began to talk serious nonsense: "Speaking of this cotton, it is amazing, and there is poetry as proof!" You've listened well......"

"Listen to the old man!" As soon as he heard the word "poem", the old man immediately pricked up his ears.

"When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill ...... flowers after the flowers bloom" - as soon as the word killing came out, the old man was shocked on the spot.

"The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of ......" Bai He glanced at him, and then read it word by word: "White!" Gold! Armor! ”

Rise!

The old man's eyes suddenly bloomed with a compelling light, like a lighthouse. He looked at Bai He, but the focus of his eyes was not on him at all, his lips opened and closed, but he couldn't say a word.

This poem was originally written by Huang Chao at the end of the Tang Dynasty, and the poem was called "Fu Ju after the First Month".

It was originally a poem of Yongdai, borrowing chrysanthemum to Mingzhi, but now it was shamelessly plagiarized by Baihe, and the most important sentence was originally "the city is full of golden armor", but he changed it to "platinum armor". He didn't care whether this "Yellow Nest" would come to settle accounts with him in the future, and with a slight modification, he put it on the cotton.

But then again, now that the giant wheel of history is rolling, even if Huang Chao comes to him to ask for copyright fees, it is impossible to admit it with Baihe's thick skin, not to mention, whether there is a concept of copyright in this era, it is still two words.

Well...... The cotton is white, and although the white armor is a little less forced, it is also appropriate, haha...... Brother is such a genius! Shirakawa gave full marks for his quick wit.

After a long time, the old man came back to his senses, and the murderous two lines of poetry really frightened him: "A good one I kill after the flowers bloom!" What a city full of platinum armor! ”

I saw that his face was shocked and shaken, and he sighed again and again: "This cotton...... It's so domineering! After my flowers bloom, a hundred flowers will be killed...... Such an imperial flower, in vain old age obsessed with flower arrangement, has never seen it, it is really ...... Is...... Alas! ”

That long sigh contained infinite sorrow and loneliness, which made Baihe a little unbearable. He patted the old man on the shoulder and said with a fake comfort: "People are to heaven and earth, how short life is, the world is so big, there are no surprises, some things you have never seen are normal, don't be sad." ”

He suddenly thought of himself, so he silently added in his heart, "Lao Tzu has never tried to cross before, and now he is standing here and planting flowers?" ”

"In this way, it is an old and decayed gaffe, which makes the little brother laugh." The old man laughed at himself and came back to his senses again. He looked at the bare flower field that was shoveled by Baihe, and suddenly said solemnly: "I didn't expect this cotton to be an emperor, no wonder the little brother values it so much, and even shoveled the three five-leaf clovers planted by the girl in Wanqing......

Smack!

Before he could finish speaking, Bai He's feet suddenly went limp, and he almost collapsed.

Late sunshine?

Lin Wanqing?

Second Miss Lin Family?!

The martial arts master who slapped himself through with a slap?!

"Three...... Three-spriged five-leaf clover? What three-branched clover? Those wilting dog tails flowers......" Bai He pointed to the weeds that had been shoveled by himself just now, and said in a daze.

"Exactly." The old man nodded and said, "Wanqing's girl encountered some bottlenecks in cultivating the True Martial Qi Domain, so she moved some three-branch five-leaf clover back and planted them, waiting to take them when she hit the entrance, so as to stabilize the foundation and avoid going mad and falling into the ......."

Rumble!

There was a loud bang in his head, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Bai He's face turned white on the spot. When I entered the Lin Mansion, I repeatedly reminded myself that I should cherish my life and stay away from the second lady, but now in less than half a day, I have shoveled all the medicinal herbs for other people's exercises......

It's too late!

Dead, dead! It's dead this time!

Bai He seems to have seen his own death - on the day that the second lady found this pile of "dog tail flowers"! I wonder what kind of death the fiancée I have never met will give me? Rape before killing? Kill first, then rape? Or rape and kill at the same time? It's best to only rape and not kill adulterers......

was thinking wildly, and suddenly thought that when the old man talked about the second miss, a hint of doting flashed in his eyes, and Bai He's heart suddenly moved.

Well? Wait a minute!

The old man just said...... That girl? Listening to his tone, could it be the elder of the second young lady? Haha, that Lao Tzu seems to be saved!

"Uncle!"

Bai He lowered his head and blinked vigorously a few times, and when he raised his head to look at the old man again, his eyes were already wet, and he was about to kneel down as soon as he grasped the old man's hand, and pleaded with "blurred tears": "Uncle, you must save me!" ”

"Why did the little brother say this?" The old man was startled and hurriedly supported him.

Bai He had already stood up before his knees touched the ground, and while "crying", he pointed to the pile of three-flowered five-leaf clover and said intermittently: "Small...... When the little one saw that the grass was not growing well, he thought ...... I thought it was a weed, but I didn't know it was ...... Second Miss's ...... Treasure medicine...... Woo! ”

Suddenly, I couldn't go on with a sad cry, and there were signs of collapse.

"Little brother, don't cry yet, say it slowly, there is an old man who will bear everything for you." The old man's poetry is as lustful as lustful, and he has long been impressed by his two poems, and hurriedly comforted.

When Bai He heard this, he was overjoyed: there is really a play! So he pretended to "cry" a few times, and then began to "sob" and said: "Actually, the little one is also acting on the orders of his uncle, and he is really forced to do it!" Uncle, you also know, uncle's temperament...... Hey, it's all because I have no eyes, and I don't know the second lady's treasure medicine......"

Regardless of three-seven-twenty-one, let's put the pot on "myself" first, anyway, he used to be a dumbfounder, and this pot is not carried by white. In case the second miss really comes to her head in the future, then there is an excuse - isn't it the second stunned, the kind that initiates madness and even fights herself, what is it to plant a flower?

Really!

The old man listened to him and nodded, showing a "I understand" expression.

"Alas!" Bai He sighed fiercely, stopped "sobbing", and continued to add a fire: "If the little one knows that these are the treasure medicine of the second young lady, he would rather accept the punishment of his uncle, and he will never waste half a point......

"It's no wonder that you, the three-branched five-leaf clover is not good-looking, and ordinary people can easily see it as a wild flower and weed." The old man comforted.

"So, I hope the uncle will save the little one!" Bai He grabbed the old man's hand tightly, and the sycophants began to roll in: "Although you are clumsy, I don't recognize which old man you are, but I see that you are immortal and childish, you must be an old-timer with high moral and respected status!" In the future, if the second miss investigates, I hope that the uncle can explain a few words to her for the little one, and I hope that the second miss can show mercy to the little one and leave a small life...... "Before I finished speaking, I almost threw up."

"Oh, that's what happened, huh...... It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! The old man twisted his beard and laughed, and said: "Although this three-flowered five-leaf clover is used to impact the entrance, it is just a side-medicine, and it is not very important. If Wanqing's girl asks, the old man will explain it for you personally, and the little brother doesn't have to worry. ”

"Thank you, uncle!" Bai He was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "The grace of saving your life, your old great kindness, the little one will be rewarded with a grass ring in the future!" ”