Chapter Eighty-Four: My Surname is Xiao, the arrogant "Xiao" (3,600 words)

After returning home to check on Xue Rengui's wife, he told Liu's fetal position that everything was normal, and the estimated delivery time was approaching. sent someone to Yushan County, and asked Zhou Bingrui to find two stable women who had done a good job in the county town to come over and wait for Liu's to give birth.

Early in the morning, there was a moaning sound from the Liu family in Xue Rengui's house, and the two stable mothers were busy going in and out, Xiao Zheng used ginseng medicine in advance to let the Liu family drink it to replenish his vitality, and he prepared the surgical instruments and sat in the middle hall and waited, afraid that if there was a mistake, he could only have a caesarean section in advance.

Sent Jin'er to Lou Shide's house, she didn't dare to let her be afraid of leaving a shadow here, but Xiao's mother was helping to make a move, and told Xiao Zheng about the situation inside from time to time, Xue Rengui was like a beast in a cage, shaking Xiao Zheng's eyes.

Fortunately, it was tossed until noon, a baby's loud cry broke the dull atmosphere, and after the stable woman came out, she smiled and said to Xue Rengui and Xiao Zheng: "Congratulations to the master's family, I gave birth to a handle, the mother and child are safe, you can go and see it now" Before the words fell, Xue Rengui rubbed it and rushed in.

After Xiao's mother came out of the house, she looked at Xiao Zheng and said happily: "Zheng'er, Rengui gave birth to a big fat boy, six pounds and seven taels, and it makes people like it from the heart", and sighed and said: "When will you and Jin'er also give birth to a big fat boy for your mother, you will be happy for your mother, why hasn't Jin'er's belly bulged after being married for so long?" ”。

"Mother, don't worry, when the time comes, your son will give birth to three or four grandchildren for you, so that you can see that your grandson is so tired that you can't straighten your waist, then you won't shout for grandchildren every day."

"Just make me happy for my mother! You really want to be able to give birth to so much, even if you are tired to death as a mother, you will laugh," Xiao Mu said.

"Look at what you said," Xiao Zheng patted his mother's hand and said, when the mother and son were talking, Xue Rengui found Xiao Zheng again, scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "Dongjia, just now my mother-in-law said that you are a university questioner, and I want Mr. to give him a name."

Xiao Zheng thought about it and picked up the pen and wrote down the child's birthday and said: "It's called Xue Na, the sea is inclusive of all rivers", and after finishing speaking, he wrote it down neatly, Xue Rengui thanked Xiao Zheng after reading it, and ran into the house again with the paper with the name.

As soon as Lixia passed, the weather became hot, Xue Rengui's son also reached the full moon, Liu's milk was also sufficient, and the little guy ate fat, and Xue Rengui's mouth was so happy these days that he never closed it.

On the day of the full moon, the villagers all came to congratulate, and everyone looked down and saw that no one was looking at Xue Rengui as a person. The congratulatory gifts are also very simple, some carry baskets of eggs, some send two old hens, and some tear a few feet of self-woven cloth, a few women in the small courtyard are teasing Xue Na, and everyone is smiling in the courtyard.

Xiao Hai also walked in from outside with a smile, put down the congratulatory gift, handed Xiao Zheng a piece of paper and said: "Brother, brother, I went to the county seat today, and the county lord is going to be promoted from outside, fortunately, he has a little conscience, and appointed me as the head of this township before leaving, you see that this is the appointment document."

Xiao Zheng said with a smile: "It seems that today is a double happiness, and it just so happens that we are also congratulating our big brother Xiao on becoming an official", Xiao Hai pushed Xiao Zheng and said: "Don't scold me, I also pulled down my face to be this Lizheng for the sake of our two villages, or the ghost would be too lazy to go."

Seeing that the villagers had arrived, Xiao Zheng set up a few tables in the courtyard to have dinner, and looked at Xiao Hai's father, who was less than people, Xiao Hai said that his father was going to come over with Lao Zhang Shun later, so Xiao Zheng asked Xiao's mother to open the meal.

Xiao Hai and Xiao Zheng haven't eaten together since they came back, and they finally caught up today, the brothers took two jars of liquor out, and just halfway through eating, they suddenly saw Er Shunzi panting and running in, and said to Xiao Hai and the villagers: "Mr. Xiao, you go to Li Zhuang to have a look, Lao Zhang Shun is going to be beaten again."

When a group of people hurriedly rushed to the place where Lao Zhang Shun lived, they found that Zhang Shun was leading dozens of people, holding hoes and shovels in their hands, and confronting a group of people next to the wheat field.

To Xiao Zheng's surprise, Gong Yi led Gong Yi Hui to drive an ox cart between the two groups of people, and looked at the group of people who were confronting Zhang Shun with a smile, and he was a little far away and couldn't hear what was in his mouth.

After seeing them, Gong Yi waved at Xiao Zheng and said, "Boy, come here!" The old man arrived early today, the Xue family kid is good to Yi'er, and he teaches martial arts and archery, the old man thought that he would come over to the Xue family's son for a full moon today, but he didn't expect to see a group of dogs on the road showing off their martial arts to you, the old man was idle and listened to two sentences later, it turned out that they were looking for Zhang Shun, I thought they came to the dung pit in front of the wheat field to eat, but I didn't expect them to bite people", the old guy's mouth was too damaged.

I saw that the guy who was the leader of the group of men was thirty or forty years old, and he was quite strong, but he had a pair of triangular eyes, but he was holding his hands in front of his chest and looking at everyone obliquely, followed by more than 20 men with knives and sticks.

This guy heard Gong Yi say this, they almost got angry, pointed at Gong Zhi and scolded: "You old thing, if Lao Tzu knew that you were in a gang with this group of poor ghosts on the road, Lao Tzu would have beaten you on the road a long time ago, and if you know each other, avoid it quickly, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you together", although this kid is horizontal, but his eyes are not blind, he also saw that Gong Yi was not an ordinary person, and he did not dare to provoke too much.

Old Zhang Shun came over and said to Xiao Zheng at this time: "The owner, the villain is causing trouble to the big guy again, this group of people is the gang of animals injured by the little ones in Tangjiazhuang, the leader is called Tang Bao, he has lived in Tangjiazhuang since he was a child, this kid is a ruffian in the village, stealing chickens and dogs all day long and scourging the township, and the villagers have long hated him." In fact, his original surname was Li, and now he saw that the Tang family was developed, so he changed his surname to Tang and became the dog leg of the Tang family, and those behind him were also some rangers on the rivers and lakes, and it is said that there were a few who hid in Zhuangzi after committing crimes in Chang'an to avoid the official government, and it was these brutes who took the lead in bullying us in Tang Bao and took away the land of our dozens of people, and later almost crippled us. They relied on the support of Li Yuanji, the king of Qi, and no one in the official mansion dared to mess with them, and now they are leading dozens of dogs behind them to run rampant in the surrounding villages all day long."

"That old man, we are not close to them, how could they find you again?" Xiao Zheng asked.

"Alas, the old man is confused, after we arrived here, it turned out that Tangjiazhuang still had some old relatives, and it was inevitable that there would be a back and forth after this day was better, it turned out that these individuals thought that we would have gone to wander in the field and wanted to eat in a foreign country after we had no land, but they didn't think that we had a better life than before. They thought that we were living a good life by pointing to the newly cultivated 300 acres of wheat fields, so they came to grab these wheat fields again," said Lao Zhang Shun angrily.

"I see, old man, you didn't do anything wrong, it's just that we were targeted by these vicious dogs" Xiao Zheng comforted Zhang Shun on the side.

Xiao Zheng stepped forward and looked Tang Bao up and down for a while before saying: "Datang has only been quiet for a few years, why do you dogs come out like wheat seedlings that have eaten dung, Datang went to attack Liu Heimin and didn't see you dare to go, bully the common people and do too many bad things to burn your brains, are you not so bad that you can't remember which of your fathers changed their surnames."

"The kid scolds well, this scolding dog can scold tricks, it seems that reading more is beneficial" Gong Yi smiled next to him and made up again. In terms of scolding, Xiao Zheng's language richness in later generations is much stronger than that of these people in the Tang Dynasty now.

Sure enough, Tang Bao was so angry after hearing this, he really didn't dare to move forward, even those rangers behind him couldn't help but want to try, he didn't dare to move, although this thing is a ruffian, but he is not stupid, look around, the villagers in the two villages have more than two hundred together, and there is a tendency to continue to rush over, everyone is copying the guys in their hands.

He originally wanted to beat Zhang Shun like last time, take these hundreds of acres of land and go to the master to ask for merit and reward, but he didn't want to stab the hornet's nest. He knows too well what kind of goods these individuals under his command are, there is a way that heroes can't beat the village, if they really make a move, the more than 200 villagers around him will definitely not be able to provoke them These rotten goods.

At this time, a sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy behind Tang Bao came over and whispered a few words to him, only to see Tang Bao say to Xiao Zheng: "I thought you were who, it turns out that you are the boasting Xiao Shen Doctor, and I haven't seen you treat anyone, I heard that your wife is my master's original divorce, what's wrong, I'm very good at picking up leaks, and now I'm running to the master here to pretend."

Xiao Zheng came up as soon as he got angry, his family has always been his reverse scale, which no one can move, and the people who came through Lao Tzu will let you look down on your grandson.

Hooked his hand and called Xue Rengui and Gong Ruoyi, "I count to ten, can you two beat these dozen birdmen down?" ”

Gongyi Ruoyi glanced at these people and said, "Brother Xiao, I can handle these dozen wastes alone, and I still need Brother Rengui."

"I'll count to ten, if you can really beat these bastards down, I'll make you a chicken tomorrow," Xiao Zheng said.

"Okay! You start counting, Brother Xiao" Gong Ruoyi's body moved and rushed up.

"Five... Six...".

"Brother Xiao, you're too bad!" The sound of public defeat came out of the crowd.

"Ah, ouch!" In the middle was the screams of Tang Bao's group of ruffians and hooligans and the impact of weapons falling to the ground.

Xiao Zheng estimated that it would only take three or five minutes, and if he lost Ruoyi, he would kill all these ruffians in seconds, and Xiao Hai and Dong Ershun and the villagers on the side applauded. Even the husband sat up straight on the ox cart when he lost, looking at the little grandson's skills and shouting wonderful, and the public loss Hui, who had always been silent, also smiled.

After Tang Bao came to his senses, he found that Xiao Zheng was squatting in front of him and looking at him, and this kid's soul was frightened. Hurriedly struggled to get up, knelt in front of Xiao Zheng, slapped himself and said: "Mr. Xiao, uncles, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, offended you today, please forgive the villain, and the villain will make amends to the villagers" said and kept kowtowing to the surrounding villagers.

"Phew!" Lao Zhang Shun scolded him fiercely: "You also have today, everyone is a village, rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest, you don't drive us out, and now you still want to ride on our heads and, why didn't you kill your group of dogs", Lao Zhang Shun scolded.

"Grandpa Zhang, the kid was also confused for a while to become someone's dog, and the little one was also forced by this gang of people, this time I beg you to let the little one go" Tang Bao knelt on the ground and hugged Zhang Shun's thigh and begged.

Xiao Zheng saw that these people didn't speak, and called Lao Zhang Shun: "Uncle Zhang, which people on the ground have beaten you before, find them out."

Old Zhang Shun walked over and pointed at a few people, Xiao Zheng pointed at Tang Bao and the sharp-beaked monkey gills behind him, turned his head and said to Xue Rengui: "Rengui, go and break a few of their legs, and all the people who come here will be stripped of their clothes and thrown into the dung pit in front of the wheat field."

Xue Rengui's son celebrated the full moon today, and everyone was happily drinking happy wine, so that this matter was disturbed halfway, and he was holding his stomach for a while, when he heard that Xiao Zheng asked him to do this, he suddenly strode over.

After seeing Ruoyi, he also shouted happily and counted me up. After a burst of screams, the villagers were stripped naked and thrown into the dung pit amid the laughter of the villagers.

When these individuals crawled out of the dung pit with a sky-high stench and fled with people in embarrassment, Xiao Zheng shouted at these people: "Remember, Lao Tzu's surname is Xiao, and the arrogant 'Xiao' will stay away from the two Zhuangzi in the future."