Chapter 145: The brother-in-law who cried urgently
"Ouch! It still hurts here! Over here! Ouch! ……”
On the official road leading to Zhao State, there was an extra-long luxury carriage with horses and horses. In front of the carriage, two soldiers on horseback opened the way. Behind the carriage was followed by an ordinary carriage and six cavalrymen.
These soldiers are all in the attire of the Qi country.
Lin Yi was lying on the soft bed in the luxury carriage, receiving a massage from the doctor.
The doctor sometimes knelt in front of the soft bed to pinch his arm, and sometimes knelt on one knee on the soft bed to massage the relevant acupuncture points for him; Sometimes he bends over, grabbing his thighs with both hands or shaking his whole arm to loosen his muscles.
Whenever it was the most comfortable, the brother-in-law Linyi would scream in pain.
Every time he saw and heard Lin Yi screaming comfortably, the doctor would smile proudly. He wasn't angry or despised by Linyi's outbursts. Opposite! I think it is an appreciation for his labor achievements.
When he was in the Qi Palace, he often massaged Qi Jun's concubines. After the concubines were comfortable, they also screamed in pain.
Every now and then, he was both happy and scared. Fortunately, he has no wrong thoughts, no transgressive actions, is not ashamed, and is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Fortunately, the maidservants and others on the side of the concubines are all cronies, otherwise! If you pass it out, it's a big problem.
"Envoy Linyi! In a few days, your injuries will be healed. After the doctor finished a course of treatment, he sat on the side, looked at Lin Yi and said.
"Thank you! Thank you! Brother-in-law Linyi thanked from the bottom of his heart.
His eyes were closed, still enjoying the comfort.
"No thanks! Linyi envoy! This is what I should do! The doctor replied instinctively.
He's used to saying that. Every time the concubines thanked him, he looked sincerely afraid.
"Touch me! Right pocket! Touch! Touch me! Hurry up and touch it? Lin Yi urged.
"Envoy! Linyi envoy? You? What happened to you? You? When the doctor heard this, he was immediately frightened!
I thought: What's wrong with Linyi's envoy? Do you want me to touch him? This? This?
When he was in the Qi Palace, there were often concubines with spring hearts, and at the critical moment, they asked him to touch and ask him for that. But he? Where is that guts? If you touch it, if you insult the concubine, it will not only be a capital crime, but also the whole family!
"You touch? I'll let you touch it! I'm not a woman! I'm not a concubine! ......" Lin Yi said without opening his eyes. But! There was some anger in the tone.
Today's Linyi's temper is good, and the temper of the doctor is also good. In normal times, if no one listened to his words, he would have become popular a long time ago.
The doctor massaged his flesh wounds, and he was very grateful and had a good temper.
"Envoy Linyi! You? You? Don't talk nonsense! Talking nonsense, I'm going to be killed! No! It's going to punish my whole family! Woooooo When the doctor heard this, he was so frightened that he jumped up on the spot.
"I'll let you touch it, you can touch it! Am I not? Lin Yi softened his tone and said, "Am I not making an analogy? I'm not a woman, let alone a concubine, why don't you dare to touch you? Isn't it? When you massage the concubines, they let you touch them too? ”
"Woooooo The doctor was so frightened that he cried: "Envoy Linyi! Can't talk nonsense! If it spreads, it will punish my whole family! Woooooo ……”
"Look that scares you! Am I not? Ok, good, good! I won't say it? I am a grateful person! You saved me, massaged my wounds, and I thank you! You touch my right pocket and see what's inside? Lin Yi said in human terms.
In this tone, tone, he can only say it to his sister, his wife and children when he is in a good mood. So! It is called "human talk", the words spoken by a normal person.
The doctor was a scoundrel, so he had to put his hand into Linyi's right pocket.
The pocket was very deep, and it took a long time to fumble for something from it.
It is a fine jasper with simple lines that create a warm picture. Above is a picture of a bird feeding a bird, with one bird feeding two chicks. The lines are simple, yet vivid.
The other side of the jade is also the same picture, so that people can't tell which side is the front and which side is the back.
The doctor looked at it and was about to hand it to Linyi.
"For you! Thank you! Lin Yi said.
"Give it to me?" The doctor asked, skeptically.
"To you! Thank you! Lin Yi said seriously.
Then! He opened his eyes, rolled over, and looked at the doctor with a sincere expression.
"Me? I don't want it! This thing is too precious! The doctor hurriedly handed over the jade and stuffed it into Lin Yi's hand.
To know! The jade of that period was too valuable.
Jade is a rare treasure, and high-quality jade is even more rare. Furthermore! Jade is to be carved, and jade cannot be carved without carving. As you can imagine! How did the ancients make such exquisite jade?
At that time, the carving tools were too backward, there was no high technology of modern society, and there was no "golden diamond".
"Take it! It's me who thank you! Take it! Lin Yi's face changed and he ordered.
"I don't want it! I can't ask for it! Thank you, Envoy Linyi! Thank you! I don't want it! It's so precious! I don't want it! You don't have to thank me! It's my duty! ”
"Do you want it?"
"I don't want it!"
"Then I'll tell you about it!" Lin Yi threatened.
"What's the matter with me?" The doctor paused, puzzled.
"I'll just talk about you massaging the concubine in the harem......"
"Woooooo The doctor was so frightened that he cried on the spot: "Envoy Linyi! I can't help it! I can't help it! That's going to punish my whole family! Woooooo ……”
"Then you take it!" Seeing that the doctor didn't accept it, Lin Yi said in an accentuated tone: "Take it!" ”
"Woooooo The doctor had no choice but to take the jade back.
"Thank you from the bottom of my heart! Why don't you take it? Where shall I take revenge? Isn't it? Lin Yi said in a soothing tone.
"Woooooo The doctor cried with emotion: "Thank you, Envoy Linyi!" Thank you! This is what I should do! Woooooo Thank you! Thank you! Woowoo woo ......"
A few days later, Linyi, the envoy of Qi, arrived at Zhao's border with Zhongshan. I was about to rest for a night before leaving for Zhongshan. Then! Qi Guo's spies ran over in a panic.
"Your Excellency! Oh no! Oh no! ……”
"Nimabi! Why are you panicking? When the brother-in-law Lin Yi saw this, he came up on the spot, and shouted at the spies: "There is someone dead in your family, isn't it?" I'm Nimabi! What age is this? It's the war years! A time when life is in jeopardy! Isn't it normal for a dead person to die? ”
"Lord Linyi's envoy! Don't scold me! I'm anxious for you! If you scold me! I won't tell you! The spy saw that Linyi didn't know what to do, so he turned his face on the spot.
"Bold!" Lin Yi shouted: "This envoy is on the secret order of the lord to go to Zhongshan Country to do business!" You've got to cooperate with me! Do you want to die? ”
"You're the one who is going to die! Linyi! The spy said stiffly.
"Believe it or not, I killed you!" Lin Yi said, and immediately drew his sword. But! It's just a show. Instead, he softened his tone and asked, "What the hell is going on?" Say! ”
The word "say" in the back aggravates the tone, it is an order and a persecution!
The spy saw that several guards around Lin Yi were glaring at him, and their hands were pressed on their swords, so they had to admit it. said: "According to the secret observation of the Cheetah team, Bai Gui is gone! He may have left Zhongshan Country a long time ago, and he doesn't know where he went? Your Excellency? ”
Finished! A look of schadenfreude looked at Linyi. I thought: Who is going to die? You're going to die! If you can't complete the mission, you'll die! Qi Jun doesn't kill you, our people from the Cheetah team will definitely kill you! Hey, hey, hey! Just as you can! I'm Nimabi!
"Brother-in-law! Woooooo ......" When the brother-in-law Linyi heard this, he cried on the spot.
(End of chapter)