Ninetieth Memory: The beauty is fragrant, and the short man is slippery
Lonely suffered in the water prison, but Yang Jian went to Lone's dragon bed, and he was upside down with his concubine, which was unbearable. Lonely and aggrieved, men are so mixed up, what face does he have to live in the world?
Yang Jian turned into a lonely appearance, and after a while of joy with the concubine, he fell asleep, and he should be unlucky, at this time, Tuxing Sun came out from under the ground, and lightly went to the dragon bed.
"Click!" A big knife went down, the "lonely" body was in a different place, and the dragon bed was full of blood, and the scene was unbearable.
"Ahh The concubine was awakened, and when she saw the situation, she screamed, and Tuxingsun covered her mouth, "Don't scream, or I will kill you!" Tuxingsun's fierce appearance immediately frightened the concubine and didn't dare to say anything.
The room quieted down, Tuxingsun unconsciously looked at the concubine, and saw that her face seemed to pick flowers, the fragrance was fragrant, her figure was graceful, and the twin peaks were majestic, and the hearts of the rough men were in a commotion.
Tuxing Sun smiled and asked, "Beauty, who are you?" ”
The concubine cried and said: "I am the concubine of King Wu, and the hero is useless, please pardon the concubine's life, and the concubine is grateful to Dade." If the hero does not dislike the ugly appearance of the concubine, he still hopes to accept it as a concubine, and he has to serve the general, and the concubine is within the five virtues, and he does not dare to forget. ”
The concubine's words were in line with the meaning of Tuxingsun, and her face was embarrassed and said: "Okay, even if you ask for it, it's not easy for me to refuse." You and I are the right dew mandarin ducks, husband and wife overnight, if the waiting is good, I will forgive you. ”
"Good, good, good." The concubine hurriedly agreed, but she hated that Gu was not present at the time, if she was not present and cut her with a sword, she would be elegant and dignified on weekdays, but she didn't think that she was a cheap embryo and a slut in her bones.
"Haha, come on!" Tuxingsun couldn't wait, undressed and went to bed, pulled the concubine into the quilt, kissed and touched, so as not to burn. The heart is burning, the heart is burning, the heart is open, I can't close it~
"Yes, that's it, hold on, hold on tight." Tuxing Sun said happily: "Come, let my grandfather kiss one." ”
"Okay!" The concubine hugged Tuxingsun and strangled it fiercely, making Tuxingsun almost out of breath.
Tuxingsun shouted: "Beauty, a little looser, a little looser." ”
The concubine shouted: "Bah! Tuxingsun, look who I am! ”
"Ah, it's you!" Tuxing Sun fixed his eyes and saw that he was still a concubine, and it was Yang Jian who was out of breath when he hugged him. Tuxing Sun is naked, and he is not on the ground in the dragon bed, so he can't escape if he wants to.
"Wait for death."
All this is Jiang Ziya's unashamed calculation - he ordered Yang Jian to pluck out a single hair and turn into a lonely appearance, and Yang Jian turned into a concubine and made a beautiful trick on Tuxingsun. I heard my brother-in-law say that after that time, Yang Jian took a bath for an hour, and muttered "first kiss, first night, first ......"
"Hahaha......" Jiang Ziya came to the room with a laugh and said to Tuxingsun: "Boy, no matter how slippery you are, you can't escape the old man's palm." ”
"Old fellow, you don't want to die!" Tuxingsun scolded angrily.
"Hmph, when you are dying, you dare to be presumptuous, take it out and cut it."
"No." Yang Jian was ordered to go out and come to cut down the soil and go to the grandson.
When he went out, Yang Jian slipped Tuxing Sun up, but if he wanted to cut Tuxing Sun, he must put Tuxing Sun on the ground, otherwise he would hold it in one hand and machete it with the other.
Yang Jian forcibly pressed Tuxingsun to the ground, fixed it with his left hand, and took the knife with his right hand, "Hey! "A chop, but you can hear "Ding!" With a bang, the knife split the floor tiles in half, but Tuxingsun was gone.
"Ahh Careless. Yang Jian was remorseful and wanted to chop off his hand with a knife.
"Yang Jian, you! You! Alas, so that people have run away, how do you tell me to say you. Jiang Ziya was so angry that he really wanted to punish Yang Jian, but considering that he was the only one in the Great Zhou who could defeat Tu Xingsun, he could only suppress his anger and sigh.
Jiang Ziya pondered for a moment and said: "Okay, I haven't been able to contact Senior Brother Kuliusun, you have to go to Jialong Mountain, be sure to invite him to come." Remember to go back quickly, I'm looking forward to it in the city. ”
When Yang Jian flew away, Jiang Ziya immediately ordered someone to hang up the battle free card, close the door of the mansion, and refuse all visitors. Oh, I moved into the attic of pure wood, five steps, one post, ten steps and one sentry, guarding day and night, strictly guarding against death.
Jiang Ziya, you are so afraid of death, why don't you come and be a neighbor with Lone? Rest assured, the pool was spacious enough for both of us.
Tuxing Sun was beheaded, and he didn't dare to attack easily, so the enemy and us were in such a stalemate, just waiting for Yang Jian to return. Besides, has Yang Jian arrived at Jialong Mountain?
No, Yang Jian took his brother-in-law to borrow the soil to fly in the air, and I don't know where a strange wind blew Yang Jian to a high mountain: the top of the mountain is a sagamo handle, and the treetops seem to be connected to the sky. In the pile of green smoke. When I heard Taniguchi ape crying; In the chaotic green shade, every time I listen to the cranes among the pines, the howling wind and the charm of the mountains, and the woodcutter is teased by the stream. Adult fox, sitting on the edge of the cliff to surprise the hunter. Eight cliffs, steep on all sides; The strange Qiao pine pan cuiling, the old tree hanging vine rose.
The green water is clear, and the fragrance is lush; The ridge peaks are colorful, and the white clouds are flying. From time to time, I see big insects coming and going, and I hear the sound of mountain birds. Deer are in herds, jumping back and forth through thorns; The ape goes in and out, and the panxi stream picks fruits and climbs peaches. The line is deep and concave, and they are all fairies for collecting medicine; It's not a place of pleasure, racing over the first peak of Ponlai.
"It must be where the immortal family is, and go inside to find out." Yang Jian fell down and escaped, walked along the secluded path for dozens of steps, saw a bridge, crossed the bridge, and saw the carved eaves of the green tile, the golden nail Zhu Hu, and hung a plaque on it.
"Qingluan Douque." Yang Jianfang read the words on the plaque, but saw that the vermilion squeaked open, and there was the sound of luan singing cranes inside, and saw several pairs of fairy children, each holding a feather fan, and went out side by side, just as there was a fairy, wearing a big red and white crane silk robe, slowly coming.
There are poems in later generations: "The fishtail golden crown is flying in color, wearing a white crane silk robe; Ruigong Yuque once lived forever, and he recuperated in Yaochi since he was a child. Just because of the persuasion of the wine Pan Tao Club, he mistakenly violated the Tianti Cuiwei; Qingluan Douque Quan repaired the photo, and then went to Lingxiao to open the past. "Such a person, although not as good as Sanxiao, is rare in the world, but he has fallen victim to politics in troubled times, which is really sad and lamentable.
When the fairy saw Yang Jian, he asked, "Where did you come from, why did you come to my immortal mansion?" ”
Yang Jian hurriedly saluted and said: "The disciple is Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain, and Yang Jian, a real person of Yuding." Today, on the orders of Jiang Ziya, I went to Jialong Mountain to explore confidential matters, but I didn't want to escape here by mistake, and I hope that the fairy will forgive his sins. ”
The fairy said: "I see, but I don't know what Yang Jian is doing when you go to Jialong Mountain, can you say anything to people?" ”
Yang Jian said with a smile: "To the fairy, there is no need to hide it. Only because Tuxing Sun and Deng Jiugong cut Xiqi, he has the art of land, and he almost injured King Wu and Jiang Ziya the day before yesterday, and now he visits the root cause, finds the actual traces, and tries to capture him. ”
The fairy said: "Tuxing Sun, I know that he is indeed afraid of leaving his grandson. ”
Yang Jian bowed down and thanked him, and asked, "May I ask the fairy to respect his name, and go back to Xiqi to speak of the fairy's kindness." ”
The fairy replied, "I am none other than Princess Longji, the daughter of Haotian God." Just because of the Pan Tao Club that year, I violated the rules when I was drinking, and I mistakenly violated the Qing precepts, so my father degraded me to the Phoenix Mountain Qingluan Douque. ”
Yang Jian bowed, "It turned out to be Her Royal Highness the Princess, so I was rude, and I ask for forgiveness." "Although Yang Jian is a disciple of the Interpretation Sect, Heavenly Court is the court of the Three Realms, and Long Ji is the princess here, so he is extremely noble.
"No need to be polite, you go quickly, don't delay."
"Thank you." Yang Jianfu made Tu flee to Jialong Mountain.
After Yang Jian left, he didn't know that Princess Longji also said a word, "In this way, it can be regarded as a good fate with him, and it will not be considered to interfere with the gods for no reason in the future." ”