Yang Yifei was just dumped by his girlfriend, the reason is very realistic, two years after graduation, Yang Yifei still has a salary of 3,000 yuan, and the total deposit does not exceed four figures.

Back home, Yang Yifei ripped off his tie and was angry.

"If I don't fall in love in the future, can't I use an inflatable doll?"

Yang Yifei clicked on Taobao, searched for various styles of dolls, and could also customize various celebrities and Internet celebrities, which was really cool.

Suddenly, Yang Yifei had an idea, anyway, it was customized, why didn't he customize an ancient beauty, such as Yu Ji, Diao Chan, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao.

Anyway, whoever sleeps sleeps, Lao Tzu sleeps with Xiang Yu's girl?

Thinking of this, Yang Yifei casually entered a dynasty in Taobao, the Qin Dynasty.

Suddenly, a window popped up on the Taobao page, asking Yang Yifei if he had entered?

Yang Yifei looked confused, shook his hand and nodded yes, and then his eyes went dark, and the whole person fell on the sofa.

When he woke up again, Yang Yifei was stunned by the scenery in front of him.

The spring breeze is kind, the breeze on the wide lake surface blows slightly colored, the willow branches on the shore hang low to the lake, and the birds swim in the lake water like mandarin ducks playing in the water!

Yang Yifei, who was standing on the shore and enjoying this beautiful scenery, couldn't help but sigh: "It's really beautiful, but which province is this a scenic spot?" How did you get in, and I don't know if you charge or not? ”

Before Yang Yifei could think about it, a roar came from behind him: "Okay, it seems that you were really sent by the enemy army to investigate the situation of our army, look at the move!" ”

"Huh? What do you say about me? ”

Yang Yifei felt that someone was talking behind him, and just wanted to turn around and ask if he was talking about himself, but he found that a spear had been stabbed over, so frightened that Yang Yifei jumped back and hit the ground with his butt.

Although he dodged this attack, he was palpitating, and Yang Yifei hurriedly patted his chest: "I'll rub it, you're really playing!" ”

Yang Yifei began to look at the person in front of him, wearing a soft stomach armor, professional combat boots, a shield in one hand and a spear in the other, so gorgeous equipment.

Yang Yifei suddenly understood something, and then pointed to the soldier in front of him and laughed: "You are from the crew, right?" It turns out that you are filming a TV series, which blockbuster is it? Heck, as soon as I see your equipment, I know it's violent! It's a pity that I'm not from your crew, but can you discuss with your director and give me a shot to show my face? ”

Yang Yifei, as a workplace otaku, has rarely seen this kind of scene, and he has seen it in TV series before, but today he actually saw it with his own eyes, and he has to experience it himself!

If you let your ex-girlfriend see her face on the TV series, you won't regret it?

It's exciting to think about.

The soldier in front of him frowned when he heard Yang Yifei's words, clutched the spear in his hand tightly, and his eyes were full of doubt, as if the two of them were not from the same country at all, just like the language barrier.

Looking at the soldier in front of him holding the spear, his eyes were full of doubts, Yang Yifei seemed to understand something, and quickly waved his hand: "Oh, I see that you are not Chinese yet, the crew is very awesome, and specially invited two foreign soldiers, it is estimated that you are also playing tricks, right?" Fortunately, Lao Tzu went to school and learned a few foreign languages, how to say that Lao Tzu is also proficient in several languages in the world, cough cough, here it is. ”

“Hello？ Iloveyou, you also loveI? ”

The soldier's eyes were still very puzzled, still frowning, Yang Yifei saw that it was this kind of scene, and exhaled: "It seems that it is not British and American, I am trying this, fortunately, Lao Tzu knows more." ”

"Baga! Do you drop flower girl drop? ”

The soldier was still frowning, and Yang Yifei was angry: "Ah, who are you!" Puppet, Sara Heiyo! ”

"Okay, don't pretend to be a ghost here, I know as soon as I look at your fancy dress and your hairstyle, I know that you are a spy sent by the place!"

was told by the soldier about the hairstyle, Yang Yifei touched his own hairstyle, Lao Tzu's hairstyle?

What's wrong with Lao Tzu's hairstyle? This is cut by the imperial capital, it cost Lao Tzu thirty yuan!

Thinking of this, Yang Yifei suddenly thought of something, and scolded: "Why, you can understand Lao Tzu speak, so what are you pretending to be dumb, just like you, in the TV series directed by Lao Tzu, you will be allowed to live for two episodes at most!" Forehead! Big brother, there is something to discuss, don't be impulsive, don't go off the rails! ”

When Yang Yifei spoke, the soldier's spear was already across Yang Yifei's neck, and to put it bluntly, Yang Yifei was caught.

"So, buddy, what are you doing here? I don't have a script, and I don't know the plot! Dare to ask which episode of death did you die? ”

The soldier sneered: "I don't know when I'll die, but I know you're dying, go, follow me to see our King Xiang!" ”

"Huh? Xiang Wang? ”

Yang Yifei was stunned, but because he was held by a spear across his neck, he was almost dragged away: "Oh, hey, big brother, you are light, you don't have to go like this when you see the director, this first impression is not good, can you still give me a good role!" ”

The soldier completely ignored Yang Yifei's words, and Yang Yifei was the only one who was wailing bitterly along the way: "That, big brother, are all the people in your crew as dedicated as you?" I see that your complexion is dim, your face is dull, and your eyes are slightly bagged, you must have not closed your eyes for a few days and nights! It's hard work! “

Yang Yifei's words spoke to the soldier's heart, the soldier looked ahead in a trance and knew that he had not closed his eyes for a few days and nights, and a fierce battle was coming, and the enemy was really unable to close his eyes and had to guard against it!

Who knew that after a fierce battle, a few more people were still alive, the soldier sighed, and continued to drag Yang Yifei forward.

After a while, when he came to a tent camp, Yang Yifei inquired about the team of soldiers outside the tent and couldn't help but sigh: "I'll take it, your crew is really huge!" ”

The soldier still ignored Yang Yifei's words, and walked straight to the barracks in the center, and after coming to the barracks, the soldiers stopped and said to the two soldiers guarding the barracks in front of them: "Go in and report it, catch the enemy spies!" ”

"Yes! General"

With a sound of response, the soldiers in the camp brought their legs together, bent down and bowed, and went in to return.

"Isn't it, do you need to be in the drama like this? It's so similar in normal times! ”

Yang Yifei cried with a sad face, but when he thought that he would be able to meet the big director in a while, he was looking forward to it! If you don't have a good time, you will pat yourself on the back, and the big director is in a good mood, and you can also appreciate a proficient Pulu face!

After a while, the soldiers guarding the camp came out and said, "General, the overlord asked you to bring the spies in!" ”

As soon as I entered the tent, I heard a burst of heroic laughter: "Hahahaha, General Yu, I heard that you caught a spy of Liu Bang?" I'll judge you! ”

Liu?

Yang Yifei felt that these people were a little crazy, and when he looked at it, the person who spoke was burly, one arm caught up with Yang Yifei's calf was thick, and his body was full of the cover of the king's tyrant, and he was a beauty in his arms, relying on his chest, which was full of lingering meaning!

But if you look closely, this person's eyebrows are dark, his qi and blood are not right, and his seal hall is black.

Yang Yifei blurted out: "Director, you have kidney deficiency!" ”

The person known as General Yu pressed hard with one hand, and Yang Yifei couldn't parry, and knelt on the ground with a plop: "Overlord, what do you think about it?" Or......? ”

As he spoke, General Yu made a gesture to wipe his neck!

Yang Yifei heard that it had progressed to this point, and hurriedly waved his hand, and the anxious chicken screamed: "Hey, hey, director, I'm not from your crew, I can't be so serious, right?" Oh, I see, it must be filming now, right? Who is the videographer? ”

Saying that, Yang Yifei stood up and looked around, and as soon as he stood up, he was kicked on the knee by the so-called General Yu, and with a "hiss" Yang Yifei gritted his teeth in pain, and had to kneel down because of the pain, Yang Yifei was furious: "Why are you kicking me?" I said that Lao Tzu is not from your crew! Are you guys in the crew so rude! ”

"Hahahaha."

The person in front of him laughed, I don't know why, every time the person in front of him laughed, there was a kind of heroism, and Yang Yifei was a little out of breath: "Boy, you are quite kind, you know that you are now in my Xiang Yu's realm, and my Xiang Yu is like stepping on an ant to kill you!" ”

"Xiang,, Xiang Yu?" Yang Yifei's heartbeat accelerated a little, as if some of them were not fake: "You, are you really Xiang Yu?" You're not working on a TV series? ”

"Filming a TV series? I don't know what you mean by making a TV series, but my Xiang Yuxing will not change his name, and he will not change his surname, this king is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu! ”

Yang Yifei was dumbfounded all of a sudden, but he was still unwilling, he didn't think there was such a bizarre thing in the world: "Is the current president of the United States still Obama??" ”

"What is America? Who is Obama? The Qin Dynasty has just fallen, and in the near future, it will be my Xiang Yu's dynasty! ”

"What?"

Yang Yifei exclaimed, and sat on the ground paralyzed all of a sudden, he realized that everything seemed to be true, and the lake he saw outside today recalled that he was in a rented house in Beijing, and he clicked on Taobao's confirmation to enter.

Xiang Yu saw Yang Yifei suddenly sit on the ground, and thought that he was shocked by his momentum, so he raised his head and laughed: "Hahahaha, Liu Bang's subordinates are all such waste bags, how can they compete with me Xiang Yu?" ”