In the evening, a car stopped in front of the China Broadcasting Corporation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ma'am, it's time to get there." The driver reminded.

Lying in the back seat was a chubby middle-aged woman, the same lady who scolded the Chinese patrol in the department store that day.

Her name is Song Huiqun, the wife of Li Zongyi, a cloth merchant in Tianjin.

Li Zongyi belongs to the nouveau riche, and he is a strict wife, he was scolded by his wife for three days, and he didn't even care about marrying his aunt's wife, so he could only quietly keep the outer room.

Song Huiqun moved her fat ass to get out of the car, holding a handbag and a fan in the other, which was not as big as her face.

Just as Song Huiqun stepped into the small western-style building, another rickshaw suddenly came. There was a sturdy woman sitting in the car, her facial features were quite upright, but she looked too strong, and her hands were as thick as a man's calves.

This is nothing, the sturdy woman actually has a long knife pinned to her waist.

The two women walked to the elevator entrance, Song Huiqun's nerves were relatively large, and she asked, "Big sister, is your knife used to cut people?" ”

The sturdy woman replied, "What is prepared for the enemy is to be carried with you at all times." ”

"What hatred?" Song Huiqun asked again.

"Father's revenge." The able-bodied woman said.

"The heroine of the woman!" Song Huiqun gave a thumbs up and said rarely, "I usually like to read martial arts novels, and this is the first time I've met a woman." What is your name? ”

The other party replied: "Shi Jianqiao." ”

Song Huiqun asked: "You also came to the broadcasting company, what kind of talk show did you record?" ”

"Yes," Shi Jianqiao said, "I stunned a Chinese arrester with the back of a knife that day, and I went to the patrol room to make a record, and somehow the broadcaster found me." ”

Song Huiqun laughed like a man: "It's amazing, I use my bag to smash it, but you actually use the back of a knife." Big girl, do you know martial arts? In the future, let's walk around more and teach me a few real kung fu tricks. ”

Shi Jianqiao shook his head and said, "I have only practiced a few sets of superficial boxing techniques. ”

"Modesty, haha, modesty, I know, martial arts masters are generally like this." Song Huiqun laughed and said, this lady seems to have been poisoned by martial arts novels.

The two women hit it off at first sight, talked and laughed and came upstairs, and were soon invited into the reception room.

There were already people in the house, and Zhou Hexuan was chatting with the jurist Huang Youchang.

Huang Youchang is not very old, but he is definitely a genius. He could read 1,000 words at the age of 3, could make couplets at the age of 5, was admitted to Xiucai at the age of 12, and won the juren at the age of 17, which was extremely terrifying in the late Qing Dynasty, which was corrupt in the imperial examination.

"Hahahaha," Song Huiqun let out a barbell-like laugh, shaking a group fan and said, "Mr. Zhou, I'm a fan of your novels, and I finally saw a living person today!" ”

Zhou Hexuan sweated wildly: "Hello, hello." ”

Shi Jianqiao immediately clenched his fists and said, "Hello Mr. Zhou." ”

"Hello Miss Shi." When Zhou Hexuan spoke, he couldn't help but look at Shi Jianqiao a few more times.

Shi Jianqiao is too famous in later generations, Wong Kar-wai's movie "The Grandmaster", the heroine Gong Er is based on her.

In history, the mighty warlord Sun Chuanfang finally died at the hands of this woman.

The reason was that Sun Chuanfang killed Shi Jianqiao's father, and the corpse was violent for three days.

Shi Jianqiao's original name was Shi Gulan, and she was angry that the revenge of killing her father could not be avenged, and she wrote a poem "Looking at the bright moon, drawing her sword and asking the sky". Then she changed her name to Jian Qiao, determined to avenge her father, she forbearably planned for ten years, and even later named her two children Blade and Yu Yao.

In the year of the successful assassination, Sun Chuanfang had already retired to Tianjin as a public servant, pretending to eat fast and recite Buddha.

Once, when listening to the Dharma in the Buddhist holy land, Sun Chuanfang was suddenly shot in the back of the head, and then subconsciously looked back, the second bullet entered his eyebrow bone, and the third bullet entered his spine.

Three shots, the guns are deadly, proving that Shi Jianqiao's marksmanship is excellent.

Shi Jianqiao untied his saber, put it within reach, and sat on the sofa without speaking.

Song Huiqun asked quite actively: "Mr. Zhou, what kind of show are you talking about, what are you talking about?" ”

Zhou Hexuan smiled: "Just think of it as a casual chat, but when the time comes, you can't interject casually, lest the broadcast appear too noisy." ”

"Understood, understood, I don't talk much, don't worry." Song Huiqun laughed.

After sitting for about half an hour, Zhang Leyi came in and said, "Brother Zhou, you can start." ”

……

Yuan San'er quickly finished drinking the gruel, picked up a small bench and ran out. When he came to the grocery store at the entrance of the alley, it was already full of people, all stupidly listening to the advertisement.

"Melon seeds, who wants melon seeds? Eat melon seeds and listen to the radio to ensure that you have a good night. The merchant shouted loudly beside him.

One listener was impatient and said, "Go, go, don't bother us to listen to the radio." ”

The merchant laughed quietly: "Listen slowly, everyone, my melon seed stall is next to it, raise your hand if you want to eat." ”

Yuan San'er ignored the merchant, but asked the acquaintances around him: "Huzi, which one said cross talk today?" ”

"How do I know?" After Huzi finished speaking, he looked at the radio with a smirk.

The radio was placed on the steps outside the store, and the grocery store owner stood by with a smile on his face, and he would only stand up when someone came in to buy something.

When the ad ended, everyone had a smile on their faces. According to the usual habits, cross talk is about to be broadcast.

But today it seems to be a little different, only listening to the man's voice coming from the radio: "Listeners and friends, hello everyone, it's the time of "Gossip at 7 o'clock in the evening", and I am the host Zhou Hexuan. Before the show starts, I want to say sorry to all of you, the cross talk show will be delayed for half an hour in the future......"

"Hey, why isn't it cross talk?"

"It's going to make us laugh."

"Don't make any noise, Mr. Zhou, a great benevolent person, will broadcast a show to you personally, what are you waiting for?"

"Yes, yes, listen to Mr. Zhou."

“……”

The radio continued: "The topic we are going to talk about today is related to the opening turmoil of the Central Plains Amusement Park a few days ago. Here, we have invited Mr. Huang Youchang, Dean of the Law Department of Peking University and Professor of Law at Tsinghua University. Hello Professor Huang, please say hello to the audience. ”

"Hello friends, I'm Huang Youchang." Huang Youchang's voice was very peaceful.

Zhou Hexuan said: "You may not be familiar with Professor Huang, let me introduce it. Professor Huang was a prodigy of the late Qing Dynasty, who was admitted to Xiucai at the age of 12, was promoted at the age of 17, and returned to China at the age of 23 to participate in the Wushen Ministry Examination and won the championship in one fell swoop. If the imperial examination is not abolished, it is also a champion. ”

"Mr. Zhou laughed, I don't dare to call it the champion." Huang Youchang said modestly.

The conversation between the two made the audience in front of the radio awe-inspired.

Yuan San'er said happily: "Hey, I'm lucky today, the champions of the former Qing Dynasty have come to record and broadcast." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, listen to what the champion has to say first." Others immediately scolded.

Zhou Hexuan also said: "In addition, we also invited several parties and witnesses from that day. Let's say hello, everybody. ”

"I'll come first, I'll come first, my name is Song Huiqun, I was shopping in a department store that day, I could see it clearly......"

"Ahem, I'll talk about the details later, Miss Shi's turn."

"Hello everyone, my name is Shi Jianqiao."

"My name is Lu Youfu, and I am an employee of Zhongyuan Company."

"Very good, I'll trouble Mr. Lu first, please repeat what happened that day."

"I was selling something, and a lady had a crush on a leather bag imported from France. There were seven of those Chinese patrolling, standing at the counter and chatting, and I didn't care at the time. When I looked back, I saw that they were stealing leather shoes, the most high-end foreign leather shoes. I stopped them and made them pay, and they pushed me down. My colleague came to help, and they beat people and shot them in the air......"

"Ms. Song, tell me about your situation."

"If you don't let me speak, I'm going to suffocate to death. When I walked around the rooftop garden and came down, I saw the bunnies beating people, and I didn't mention the beating, and even said, 'Wearing this uniform represents the emperor of Japan.'" How hateful the Japanese are, these dogs x Chinese catch, good Chinese are inappropriate, and they want to be Japanese dogs. I couldn't get angry, so I grabbed them and asked them to apologize. Hey, the little bunny still won't, I almost overthrew it. Fortunately, the old lady stood firmly, otherwise it would ......"

"Ahem, Ms. Song, you can rest for a while and let Miss Shi tell me about the situation."

"I don't have anything to say, just to see the Chinese patrolling and bullying the clerk, so I rushed over to help and drew a knife and knocked one unconscious."

"Then Mr. Lu, can you tell us about the follow-up?"

"There was no patrol and arrest of those beaters, and afterwards they came to the Central Plains Company to spread the wilderness, and they also teased our female clerks. We went and told the manager, and the manager told us to settle down and fire anyone who caused any more trouble. The day before yesterday, when I got off work, I was suddenly arrested by the patrol and insisted that I had stolen something. I spend all day in a department store, so how can I have time to steal? I knew it was going to take revenge on me. They took me to the patrol room, tied me up and beat me without saying a word, and held me for three days, with only a bowl of water to drink. They made me faint from hunger and dragged me to the side of the road. Fortunately, there were good Samaritans who helped, otherwise I would have lost my life. When I got back to the department store, the manager fired me for stealing, my hands and feet were not clean, and I was absent from work for three days without a reason. I swear, I really didn't steal, whoever stole will kill the whole family. I can't figure it out......"

"Well, well, we already know the whole thing. Next, I would like to invite Professor Huang to analyze this matter from the perspective of law. ”

"As far as I know, Zhongyuan Department Store has appealed to the Japanese consulate, and the Japanese consulate has also accepted it, which is in line with the legal process. But what I don't understand is why the Japanese consulate does not punish Chinese patrols suspected of stealing, injuring people, causing trouble, and shooting in public for no reason. According to the law of the concession, even if it is a patrol, you cannot shoot at will. If this provision is violated, the minimum penalty is dismissal from the police. As far as I know, several counters in the department store were smashed, with losses of more than 1,000 yuan, several clerks were injured, and a customer was injured by stray bullets. The Japanese consular office did not report the case to the Concession Court, let alone hear the case in accordance with the law. Privately detaining the people involved in the case for a few days and then acquitting them is simply trampling on the law. If I were a judge, I would have to detain them for at least a month and pay compensation for the damages. As for dismissal, that's a matter of the patrol room......"

After chatting about this incident, Zhou Hexuan began to take the rhythm and talk about the illegal patrols and arrests in concessions across the country.

Huang Youchang is still more rational, and Song Huiqun is very excited, telling all the ugly things he has seen over the years. What kind of corruption, dereliction of duty, cheating, extortion...... As he spoke, he scolded.

The audience in front of the radio was obviously agitated by Song Huiqun.

Yuan San'er, a shoemaker, is only submissive on weekdays, and he doesn't even dare to fart when he sees a nobleman who fights monsters. But at this time, he was indignant and shouted: "Foreigners are all bastards, and those who make dogs for foreigners are even more bastards." ”

"What bastard? That's a traitor! Huzi aired.

"Yes, it's a traitor. Didn't you listen to those Chinese patrols? When they put on their uniforms, they represent the Emperor of Japan. ”

"Goddamn the Japanese, they're all fucking bastards!"

"Zhongyuan Company is not a good thing, the person surnamed Lu helped them catch the thief. Not only did they not reward them, but they fired them. ”

"Alas, in this world, there is no place to be reasonable."

"If you want me to say, you should let the Northern Expeditionary Army come to Tianjin as soon as possible and kill all those foreigners."

"And the foreigner's dogs, kill them all."

“……”