Chapter 185 Taishan Stone Dare to Be
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Defeat? See you again, sorry, happy! A sandwiched Chinese dialect came.
At this time, it is still early, the old pen is only a short time after the opening, although the White Deer Academy is on holiday, but according to the past practice, the scholars and talents are after lunch before they start to come out to stroll, after the stroll, they will be a dragon to the Qinhuai River to catch up, and at that time, is the best moment for the old pen Zhai business.
Therefore, although there are many pedestrians on the street at this time, there are not many people in front of the bookstore in any way, so one person is particularly conspicuous.
It was a giant man like an iron tower, with a square mouth and a broad nose, bare shoulders and pigtails, thick hair on his chest, and he looked very Taishan, but he was a bearded man.
The Great Zhou was established on the ruins of the Tang Dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty was heavily influenced by the Hu style - just look at the large and small steamed buns and xiaolongbao on the chests of women on the street, such an open dress is not the traditional style of the Han people. Although Jinling is located in the south, Hu people are not uncommon.
"Mr. Defeat......"
"It's you, Big Brother Bai."
Bai He was stunned for a while, and thanks to Gao Laosan's reminder, he realized that this Hu man was shouting to himself, and hurriedly said: "It's down, I don't know if Your Excellency is ......"
"In the Lower Alima Baba, from the Cypriot savannah. Since childhood, I have admired Han culture, so I gave myself a Chinese name, called Shi Dangdang, thanks to the friends on the rivers and lakes, I was given a nickname called Taishan, Mr. Defeat, you can call me Shi Dangdang. A few days ago in Lan Kwai Fong, I had a relationship with Mr. Defeat, Mr. Defeat, have you forgotten? ”
The Hu man speaks fluent Chinese and is very fluent, but the accent is really flattering.
"Shi dares to be ...... Oh, it turned out to be a brother, fortunately, I will be lucky! ”
In fact, in the eyes of the Han people, each Hu person has only two appearances: male and female. Bai He didn't remember where he had a relationship with this Taishan, but just said a perfunctory sentence out of politeness
But then again, this Hu man is indeed very Taishan, not to mention anything else, this nickname is appropriate enough.
"A few days ago, I heard that Mr. Defeat is going to write a book and say it, but now it seems to be true." Brother Taishan laughed, and then pointed to the stack of "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" next to him and asked, "Is this your masterpiece Mr. Defeat?" ”
"Don't dare, just write a picture for fun."
"Can you read it down next?"
"Feel free."
If you don't even let people read it, why should people pay for it? So Bai He didn't think about this kind of question of whether it was worth it after reading it, so he made a gesture of please.
"Thank you, Mr. Defeat."
Brother Taishan thanked him, and then picked up a book and read it seriously.
Maybe it's because Chinese is the foreign language in his eyes, Brother Taishan reads very slowly—to be precise, quite slowly, and it took him half a day to turn a page.
At this speed, even Bai He, a semi-literate person who is not used to reading traditional Chinese characters, can definitely say to him proudly: Spicy chicken!
After an unknown time, Bai He was yawning in boredom, and suddenly heard Brother Taishan shouting: "Okay! ”
The sound was so loud that it shook violently even the water on the ground. It's clearly a thunderbolt, a bolt from the blue!
Hearing only the sound of "wow", the crowd passing around was suddenly startled.
Among them, there is a lady with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet, she should be the kind who does not step out of the door, she was born with a delicate appearance, and even made a "yah" on the spot, covering her heart and softening her liver.
The appearance of being weak and can't help the wind is simply miserable.
Fortunately, the maid next to her held it in time, so she didn't turn into a mud pig.
Damn?! We know that the book is good-looking, and even the few stewards of our Lin Mansion have never forgotten it, but you are a barbarian...... Well, it's an international friend, and it's necessary to be so surprised even when you read a book?!
Bai He was suddenly agitated, and even the rest of the general yawns were so frightened that he swallowed them on the spot.
He exhaled half a breath, and then turned his head to look, only to see Brother Taishan poking the page vigorously with his radish thick fingers: "Mr. Defeat, your writing is so good!" The plot is full of ups and downs, the climax is ups and downs, and the world in the book is magnificent and luxurious, unheard of! ”
Bai He's ears were buzzing because of his loudspeaker, and he rubbed his ears vigorously before he squeezed out a sentence: "Hehe...... That, false praise, false praise! But brother, can you speak quietly......"
"I said, Brother Bai, you should be quiet!" This time, it was the turn of the senior san next to him to rub his ears.
Yes, both of them were shocked by Brother Taishan and became a little temporarily deaf......
However, before he finished speaking, the two voices were drowned out in the voice of Brother Taishan: "It is said that the Great Zhou is a treasure of heaven and a heavenly kingdom, and Jinling, as an important town in the south of the Yangtze River, is even more outstanding and strange." When I saw it today, it was true! ”
Buzz!
Everyone covered their ears.
I only listened to the thunderbolt on a sunny day and continued to bomb: "I didn't expect that it was just a vernacular, and it also implied an incomparably exquisite mental method, which is really admirable!" Dare to ask Mr. Defeat, what is recorded in this book is the legendary Taoist Supreme Tantra? ”
“…… yes, huh? Bai He replied stunned.
Of course, Brother Taishan was in awe: "Mr. Defeat openly sold this miraculous feat, this kind of mind is really incomparable!" This legend of mortal cultivation of immortals is really a strange book in the world! One hundred and two is too cheap, Mr. Defeat, I want ten! I'm going to take it back to the savannah and let my people see it together......"
"What?"
"I said I wanted ten!"
"It's too loud to hear, you ...... quietly"
"I said ......"
Suddenly, there was silence, and the thunderous bombardment finally stopped, and an echo echoed in Bai He's ears. It wasn't until after the old man finally heard Brother Taishan's words clearly, and he couldn't help but be stunned: he asked for ten copies in one go...... Do you want to bring it back to the prairie for the people to see? This...... This is the legendary man who is stupid and has a lot of money?
But at this time, Brother Taishan's silver tickets have been handed to him, Huitong Qianzhuang, the most famous silver number of the Great Zhou signboard, can be cashed all over the country, one hundred and twenty-one, a total of ten. He paused for a moment, then reached out and took it.
"Thank you, Mr. Defeat, for this miraculous feat!"
Brother Tarzan counted ten books to himself.
Gao Laosan gave him ten "autographs" very conscientiously, which aroused Brother Taishan's admiration again, and then he packed it quite neatly and took it away.
It took a long time for Bai He and the others to come back to their senses and look at each other—mainly shocked by the sound. I'm Nima! I've seen a big voice, but I've never seen such a big voice! I'm afraid that half of Jinling City will hear this roar, right?