Chapter 16: The Ancient Way of Advertising!
The second lady looked serious, Yang Yifei said embarrassedly: "The second miss should make it up by herself, Yifei will leave first!" ”
After speaking, Yang Yifei turned around and was about to leave, but was grabbed by the arm of the second miss, and then the second miss bent over, with an extremely painful expression: "I can't do it, my stomach hurts too much, I can't move!" ”
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the second lady, Yang Yifei was reluctant to ignore it, and sighed helplessly: "Forget it, I'll help you post it!" ”
"Hey, hey, okay!" Seeing that Yang Yifei agreed, the second lady seemed to be in no pain all of a sudden, stood up and walked towards the room.
Yang Yifei couldn't help but cry and laugh a little, he seemed to have been deceived?
Walking to the second lady's boudoir, this is the first time Yang Yifei has seen a girl's boudoir, just like the TV series, there is a thin layer of light yarn tossed in front of the bed.
Unlike modern women, ancient women only wore a few blushes in front of the dressing mirror, and there were no bottles and cans of cosmetics.
Looking at a piece of red rouge paper on the table, with a few bite marks of the second lady on it, Yang Yifei suddenly thought that women in ancient times did not have such high-end things as lipstick, and they all used bite rouge paper to paint red.
Thinking of this, Yang Yifei seems to have seized another business opportunity, in modern times, women are simply money printing machines, all kinds of luxury cosmetics, skin care products, this is still useful in ancient times!
Yang Yifei smiled, thinking of finding an opportunity to give the two beauties a lipstick, I believe they will like it very much.
And just when Yang Yifei was thinking nonsense, the second lady, who was still lying on the bed, greeted: "Yang Yifei, what are you doing standing there?" Come and help me put it on! ”
"Ah, here we are!"
Yang Yifei agreed, and came to the bed of the second miss, it seemed that the second miss was not such an old driver, Yang Yifei obviously saw that the second miss's face was slightly red, and her chest was panting, ups and downs.
In ancient times, there was no such thing as a corset, so what Yang Yifei saw at this moment was all natural, and said with emotion: "According to this bulge, at least it is 36D!" ”
Yang Yifei couldn't wait to press one hand to be comfortable, but he still held back, he was a decent gentleman, and said, Yang Yifei tore open the bag of the warm treasure sticker, and took out a warm treasure tablet from it, this thing uses iron oxidation reaction to release heat, as long as it comes into contact with the air, it will heat up.
However, if Yang Yifei wanted to stick to the second miss's stomach, he had to untie the second miss's skirt.
"Second Miss, is it convenient to untie your skirt?"
The second lady closed her eyes tightly and said softly, "En." ”
With the permission of the second miss, Yang Yifei gently unbuttoned the second miss's skirt from top to bottom, and inside was a pink belly pocket, the bulge on the chest was even bigger, and there was even a little bulge on both sides.
The warm treasure piece has a strong heating ability, and it is just right to stick it on the belly pocket.
After pasting, Yang Yifei trembled with both hands to help the second lady tie the buttons on her skirt little by little, and several times Yang Yifei's hands touched the slightest bit of softness, and Yang Yifei didn't know if it was an illusion.
By the time he finished pasting the warm tablets, Yang Yifei was already sweating profusely, as if he had done hundreds of push-ups.
"Second Miss, this seven-dimensional space?"
"You can help me post it!"
“……”
After the second lady finished speaking, she gently lifted one leg, which seemed to facilitate Yang Yifei's movement.
Seeing this scene, Yang Yifei's whole person was not good, the soles of his feet seemed to be tied with a thousand catties of shackles, he couldn't move his steps at all, and walked to the second miss's leg tremblingly, Yang Yifei closed his eyes and gently lifted the skirt of the second miss, and it was inevitable that he imagined the private scene in his mind.
"Hmmm......"
Yang Yifei couldn't help it, but at this time, the second miss still let out a hint of sighing, if it wasn't for the second miss at this moment, Yang Yifei would have pressed it long ago.
And at this time, there was a sudden knock outside the door of the second lady: "Qianya, are you inside?" I'll get you hot water! ”
The sudden knock on the door startled Yang Yifei and the second miss, and the second miss hurriedly took off her skirt and ran to open the door, while Yang Yifei stood in place with a wry smile, always having a feeling of being caught cheating.
After the second lady opened the door, the eldest lady walked in with a pot of hot water, and when she saw Yang Yifei, she didn't expect it, and asked, "Young Master Yang, why are you here?" ”
Yang Yifei smiled awkwardly, picked up the warm treasure piece on the table and shook it: "I know that the second lady has a stomachache, so I deliberately came to send two warm treasure pieces!" ”
"Warm... Treasure tablets? The second lady was a little flustered, and she didn't know what Yang Yifei was talking about.
"Sister, this warm treasure piece is very magical, it will heat up in my stomach, you touch it!" As she spoke, the second lady grabbed the eldest lady's white and tender little hand and put it on her stomach.
At that time, the warm treasure piece had been pasted for a while, and the heat was already very high, and sure enough, the eldest lady's hand touched forward, her big eyes blinked, and she was surprised: "Oh my God, really, it's so comfortable!" ”
"That's right, my stomach is much more comfortable with this warm treasure!"
"What about this? What is it? ”
The eldest lady's eyes were also good, so she picked up the seven-dimensional space on the table and looked at it, and asked, "Is this also hot?" ”
Yang Yifei cried and laughed a little: "That is not a fever, it is to stop bleeding, and it is convenient and hygienic to stick it underneath." ”
When it came to sticking below, although the eldest lady was calm on the surface, her face was already quietly rosy.
"Since the eldest lady is here, and the things have been delivered, I will leave first!"
After saying goodbye to the two beauties, Yang Yifei hurriedly walked out of the house, took a few breaths to appreciate the air, and then found a flower bed, lit a cigarette for himself and smoked.
I don't know what season this is, and I don't know how many months it is, anyway, the autumn is high and cool, the breeze blows, and Yang Yifei has a few slightly longer sideburns, which is quite comfortable.
Yang Yifei smoked a cigarette, looked at the white clouds in the blue sky, and sketched his modern business empire in his mind.
"Mr. Yang's posture of playing today is quite chic, he is really extraordinary and gentle!"
Suddenly, someone interrupted Yang Yifei's train of thought, and when he heard the sound, he turned around, this girl was eighteen or nineteen years old, with a round goose egg face, black eyes, red cheeks, and a weak aura around her body, which was somewhat similar to the second miss.
No matter how much she looked at the girl's outfit, Yang Yifei knew that this was the maid of the Su family, and said with a smile: "Hello, young lady!" ”
"Little sister?" The girl pursed her lips and smiled: "What a strange name! ”
"My name is Lin Keer, I am the maid of the eldest lady, I am busy at this time, I want to go out for a walk, and I just happened to meet Yang Gongzi who is also resting here!"
"This shows that we have fate, today you and I have fate, give you a small gift!"
Yang Yifei still had a piece of leftover chocolate from yesterday in his pocket, took it out and threw it to Lin Keer.
Lin Ke'er took it in his hand and looked at it with some joy: "Chocolate, this is the best thing I've ever eaten in my life!" ”
"Don't say that, there will be a lot of delicious things in the future!"
Lin Keer and Yang Yifei chatted a few words in this flower bed, then pulled away, looking at Lin Keer's graceful figure in the distance, Yang Yifei smiled and shook his head: "There are so many beauties in this ancient world, it's just the same as the Beiying selection!" ”
In the evening, Yang Yifei went to Mr. Su's for a turn, only to see Mr. Su's face unhappy, Yang Yifei asked, "Why is Mr. Su not in a good mood today?" ”
Seeing Yang Yifei coming, Old Man Su sighed and said: "Yifei, you don't know why these fireworks, chocolates and cigarettes are not sold well on Chang'an Street!" ”
"Oh? What do you mean by that? Yang Yifei was a little playful and quipped.
Old Man Su glanced at Steward Su and motioned to Steward Su to talk about the results, and Steward Su also stepped forward with a sad face: "Young Master Yang, we sold for a whole day today, and we sold two taels of silver......
"Hahahaha!"
Hearing the news, Yang Yifei couldn't help it, and he couldn't straighten up laughing.
Nima's two taels of silver? The beggar goes out to ask for a day's food, and it costs more than two taels of silver, right?
Yang Yifei's reaction made Old Man Su and Steward Su puzzled: "Yifei, why did you react like this?" ”
After laughing, Yang Yifei waved his hand: "It's okay, old man Su, don't worry, tomorrow Yifei will go out to sell in person, and ensure that the sales are hot!" ”
"Is that true?" Old Man Su's eyes lit up, and he seemed to see hope again.
Yang Yifei nodded: "Naturally, take it seriously, now I just need the old man to send someone out to talk, tomorrow the daughter of the Su family will take the stage to play, scatter a thousand taels of wealth, and let the news spread all over Chang'an Street tonight!" ”
"This ......" Steward Su didn't know what Yang Yifei wanted to do, and just wanted to ask one or two, only to see Old Man Su wave his hand towards Steward Su, and instructed: "Go and talk!" ”
"Yes, sir!" Steward Su nodded, then turned to leave.
After Steward Su left, Yang Yifei smiled and comforted the old man: "Don't worry, Master Su, you can just sit and collect the money tomorrow!" ”
"Hahaha, okay, it's a word!"
Yang Yifei nodded, and after saying goodbye to the old man, he walked out of the old man's room, it was already very dark, and it was estimated that in modern times, it should be more than ten o'clock at night.
Yang Yifei walked while lighting a cigarette for himself: "Tomorrow let you see the power of the commercial economy, tremble, ancient people!" ”
The next morning, early in the morning, Yang Yifei told the two beauties when he was going to do it today, and after hearing this, the two beauties gave Yang Yifei a thumbs up.
"Oh my God, Yang Yifei, you are so smart, this method of selling goods is really unheard of!"
Yang Yifei shrugged his shoulders proudly: "Of course, your Yifei brother's intelligence, this is just the beginning, go!" ”
After that, Yang Yifei took the two young ladies out of the Su family's compound, and at this time, the door of the Su family's compound was already full of people.
There are two greatest greeds in this life, one is wealth, and the other is lust.
In the words released by Yang Yifei yesterday, the first will tell everyone about the two daughters of the Su family today, the big beauty of Chang'an will come to participate in the event, and the second will tell everyone that this event will scatter a thousand taels of silver.
So as soon as Yang Yifei opened the door, looking at this mighty momentum, men and women were mixed, young and old, and he was really startled.
Seeing the two daughters of the Su family walking out, the crowd suddenly boiled.
"Look, the two daughters of the Su family have come out!"
"It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful!"
"Which is my sister and which is my sister!"
Under the leadership of Yang Yifei, the two beauties walked into the ring that had been set up a long time ago, and there was a large box in the ring, which was full of silver ingots.
Looking at the people in the audience, Yang Yifei really hated that he didn't have a microphone, so he had to shout loudly: "Everyone be quiet, be quiet!" ”
Yang Yifei shouted like this, and the audience suddenly quieted down a lot, Yang Yifei continued: "Today, the two daughters of the Su family, show you a few performances, after everyone watches it, this box of real money and silver, all for everyone to scatter wealth!" ”
"Good, good!"
The atmosphere of the audience was suddenly ignited by Yang Yifei, and they were looking forward to the performance of the two daughters.
"Alright, then, the show begins!"
At this time, the eldest lady stepped forward first, and Yang Yifei followed closely behind, gently took the eldest lady's hand, and sighed affectionately: "Qianxue, I want to tell you that there is a place called Daocheng, and I want to go there with my most beloved to see the blue sky, the white snow-capped mountains, and the golden meadows."
, watch a, autumn fairy tale ......"
After speaking, Yang Yifei and the eldest lady looked at the sky at the same time, at this time, Steward Su had already prepared, and several family members set off more than a dozen fireworks bombs, combined fireworks, Roman candlelight, and spray flowers.
Suddenly, all kinds of fireworks were scattered in the sky, which were extremely beautiful, and the crowd of onlookers were stunned, and they didn't know what it was.
Yang Yifei sighed in his heart, if it were at night, it was estimated that the effect would be better, but he still played with the taste in his heart, this is called advertising in our modern times!
Since there were no televisions and no web browsers in ancient times, you had to find your own way to create advertisements!
Immediately after the fireworks were over, Yang Yifei turned to the eldest lady and continued: "Qianxue, are you okay with me?" ”
The eldest lady lowered her head, bit her lip very shyly, her beautiful eyes were looking forward to it, and she said the lines that Yang Yifei had prepared a long time ago: "Childe, you released such beautiful fireworks and plucked the heartstrings of the little woman, how can I disagree?" ”