Chapter 11 Anti-deception to eat and drink (thank you for the reward from Tree Shadow Lin Feng)

"Well, this ......" The old Taoist priest looked at Xiao Zheng very embarrassedly, and Gong Ruoyi rode on the horse and laughed.

"Little brother, your mount is a baby, when Lao Tzu rode a green ox through Hangu is a wrenched horn green ox given by God, this cow is wearing five colors is the mount of Huang Feihu, the emperor of Dongyue Taishan Tianqi Rensheng. Now the present world is auspicious, and it should be provided by my Taoist, but you should not use it as a mount! Lao Dao stroked his beard and said to Xiao Zheng with the appearance of a fairy wind and bones.

Looking at the distressed appearance of this old god, Xiao Zheng scolded in his heart, I support your sister, do you think I am the third brother of India who takes a cow as an ancestor? After meeting for a while, Lao Tzu's cow was almost fooled by you, shameless enough, worthy of being a good material for a god.

Xiao Zheng jumped down from the back of the five flowers and said to the old man: "Immortal Chief, the villain beats the small channel, as long as you can take this cow away, you don't want money, you can go and make offerings."

Lao Dao was so happy to hear Xiao Zheng say this, and praised Xiao Zheng with a smile that he was a good believer in Taoism at first glance, and Sanqing Daojun would ensure that you were rich and noble in the future, and he wanted to untie the reins on the five flower horns while talking.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, the five flowers stopped drying, and with a low roar, he aimed the horns of the ox at the man, and a hoof in front of him kept digging the ground, and it seemed that the priest would definitely have no good fruit to eat when he stretched out his hand.

The old fellow immediately withdrew his hand, and he could see that something was wrong. Turning his head and saying to Xiao Zheng with a smile: "Little brother, can you go back with Poor Dao, and you will lead this cow to the Yuxuan Palace in the city, and I will give you a sum of money, which is enough to buy ten cows, okay?" ”。

Xiao Zheng looked up at the sky and had a further understanding of the shamelessness of this old way.

Ruoyi glanced at Gong Yi, and said to Lao Dao with a smile: "Immortal Chief, it's dinner time, and the business of the restaurant over there is good, why don't we go and send you cattle after eating, okay?" ”。

When the old man heard this, he smiled and said, "That's very good! Lao Dao also wants to have a good chat with the two of you."

The three of them went to the second floor of the restaurant and found a quiet place to sit down, Xiao Zheng said to the shopkeeper: "If there is anything good, go up, there is money, good wine comes to the five altars, it must be fast!" ”。

"Okay!" The man happily answered and turned to Zhang Luo.

"Immortal Chief, the first time I met the boy and the Immortal Chief, the boy did it first as a respect", before the dish was served, Lao Dao was poured three bowls of three bowls of Sanle pulp by Xiao Zheng. After drinking, Lao Dao's eyes were a little scattered, and when the dishes were served, the two of them were already two jars of wine.

"Let me tell you two little brothers, everything in this world is fate, and it is not up to anyone. The centipede has 100 legs, and it is not as good as the snake; The rooster has two wings, but it can't fly the crow. Although Chu Ba was strong, he was defeated by Wujiang and killed himself; Although the king of Han is weak, he has thousands of miles of rivers and mountains. Li Guang has the power to shoot tigers, and he is old and unsealed; Feng Tang has the talent to ride the dragon, and he has never met it in his life. is full of articles, and the gray hair is not hit; Talented and shallow, juvenile and the first Dengke. A young beauty, but a stupid husband; Handsome and beautiful, with a rough and ugly woman. Without him, this is fate! "Lao Dao has a good back after drinking.

After finishing speaking, the old guy pointed to the public and Ruoyi and said: "You little brother, you will be a good general in the future, but you will be a peach blossom, be careful not to mix in the pile of women, but you can be safe and rich for a lifetime."

Turning his head and pointing at Xiao Zheng again, he said, "Poor Taoist Temple, you have a face that is rare in the world......."

Before Lao Dao could continue, Xiao Zheng continued his words and said: "Is the immortal Changguan kid a sign of resurrection from the dead, and after being resurrected, the red light covers the body, and the qi rushes straight to ......the canopy, and his face is extremely rich but there is no emperor's posture. ”

"Yes!" Lao Dao patted his thigh excitedly and said, and then asked Xiao Zheng with some curiosity: "Could it be that the little brother is also proficient in this face-to-face technique?" ”

"No, there have been great monks and children who have said similar things before."

"Whoever told you this, tell Lao Dao quickly, I'll meet him" Lao Dao said drunkenly.

"Master Changjie of Luoyang Pure Land Temple, once had a life-saving grace with him," Xiao Zheng saluted Lao Dao again and said with a bowl of wine.

"That bald ....... cough, that big monk and I have been friends for a few years, if we have time, we will go to him, but boy, you can promise to send it to the old man, after eating, you must accompany Lao Dao to send it to Yuxuan Palace" Lao Dao pointed at Xiao Zheng with drunken eyes and said.

"Immortal Chief, rest assured," Xiao Zheng finished speaking, picked up the wine bowl and saluted Lao Dao, and a big bowl.

The three of them chatted and ate, and when they were almost finished, seeing that Lao Dao's body was shaking from drinking, Xiao Zheng suddenly pointed to the sky outside the window behind Lao Dao and said in surprise: "Oh, Immortal Chief, look, how is the cloud in the sky outside the window multicolored glow, and how does the shape look exactly the same as Lao Jun?" ”。

"Where? Let Poor Dao see this wonder", Wang Yuanzhi turned around, stood up, shook his head out of the window, and looked at the sky to find it.

When he turned around, he found that Xiao Zheng and the others were gone, and when he stood up and wanted to chase them out, he found the shopkeeper waiting at the staircase with a smile on his face waiting for him to settle the bill.

Wang Yuanzhi took out a silver cake from his arms and threw it at the guy and said, "The rest is yours", and then hurriedly walked out of the store, and when he went out, he saw that Xiao Zheng and the two of them had already left without knowing where to go.

"If it weren't for your kid's strange appearance, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you according to the identity of the old way, but today is embarrassing enough, let the two babies upside down the old way" Wang Yuanzhi muttered and walked away.

"Haha..... I'll let you fool the old guy, I just wanted to snatch the five flowers away when we met, the old guy's face is thick enough" Just after eating and drinking for nothing, Xiao Zheng was in a very happy mood.

"Brother Xiao, you are not thin-skinned, in fact, Wang Yuanzhi is a famous immortal in Chang'an City, but you haven't heard of it," Ruoyi said slowly on the horse.

"Let's hear it," Xiao Zheng suddenly became interested.

Only through the public defeat Ruoyi Xiao Zheng did know that according to rumors in the market, this Wang Yuanzhi is proficient in ancient Taoism, his hair can follow black and white, he knows the destiny of heaven and knows the subtlety, and it is very magical to predict the future of life and death. Legend has it that Yang Jian, the ancestor of the Sui Dynasty, had a secret conversation with him about the Mandate of Heaven, and Yang Guang, the Emperor of the Sui Dynasty, summoned him to ask his disciples about the immortals, and when he saw Wang Yuanzhi, his hair immediately turned white, and then turned black after a while, and then repaired the Xuantan for this guy in Luoyang. After the founding of the Tang Dynasty, the current sage also gave him the title of Doctor Chaosan, and gave him a golden crown and purple silk veil, and this guy is now preaching in Yuxuan Palace.

"Oh, that's it, then Yang Jian asked him if the Sui Dynasty still closed down after the Mandate of Heaven, then I don't think this magic stick is working," Xiao Zheng said.

"Brother Xiao, according to legend, when he saw Yang Guang, his hair was black for a while and white for a while, which was very miraculous, and many people saw this at that time. And he just showed me the photo, it is difficult for the wealthy and powerful to invite him" Ruoyi seems to admire Wang Yuanzhi very much.

"This guy seems to be quite capable of fooling, and he hasn't fallen down for two consecutive days, so his hair will change color. As long as you're happy, I'll make your hair turn into all the colors of the five flowers tomorrow. And his mother said that you are destined to commit peach blossoms, you are so handsome, you don't commit peach blossoms, do you let your brother Rengui's piece of wood go to peach blossoms? What he said is a personal idea that everyone can understand", somehow Xiao Zheng remembered the two-dog-style killing Matt style in later generations, and looked at Ruoyi's appearance and imagined what would happen if he became that shape.

Gong Ruoyi looked at Xiao Zheng and smiled evilly, immediately became alert, touched his hair and said, "No need, I'm fine now."

The two of them rode cattle and gossiped at the door of the pharmacy, Xiao Zheng hadn't gossiped off the five flowers, but saw Fang Xuanling walking out briskly from inside, and when he saw Xiao Zheng, he grabbed him and said, "You're back, hurry up and help the old man save people!" ”。