927 [Bo Bai Xue]
Although Li Zongwu's family is not wealthy, there are still chickens, ducks and fish.
The chicken is the hen that lays eggs, and the rooster also has one, but it needs to be used for crowing and breeding, and it must not be killed. The fish is the fish in the neighbor's fish pond, which is caught and killed with a net, and it is very cheap to count the money.
Of course, this kind of big fish and meat food is very rare.
Li Zongwu's wife is very good at housekeeping, usually eats porridge in the morning and evening, and is also a vegan at noon. Only during the New Year's holidays can you see meat, and someone in the family will boil two eggs on their birthday, and only the "birthday star" can eat it.
Historically, it was in this embarrassing situation that Nan Huaijin and Qian Ji came to Li Zongwu to borrow money. Nan Huaijin was very embarrassed and said that he would borrow ten yuan, and Li Zongwu directly gave him 20 yuan of Xian Dayang.
According to Nan Huaijin, the 20 yuan was not repaid until he died, and later he could only recite the "Diamond Sutra" to Li Zongwu every day, which was regarded as repaying his kindness.
Li Zongwu rolled up his sleeves to kill the fish himself, and asked while picking the belly of the fish: "Why did you come to Fushun?" ”
Nan Huaijin said: "Come and see a dead friend." ”
Li Zongwu smiled and said, "Then you guys are early, and I haven't died yet." ”
Qian Ji explained: "I really came to see the dead friend, it was a monk, buried in the artesian well. ”
"That's the one who came to see me, it's so sad." Li Zongwu shook his head.
Zhou Hexuan smiled and said, "Brother Li, I came to see you specifically, so I'm happy." ”
Li Zongwu said: "You are the deputy sect leader of the Houhei Sect that I personally sealed, and the deputy sect leader is still the orthodox sect leader, that is how it should be, what is there to be happy about." ”
Zhou Hexuan laughed: "Do you still remember what you said ten years ago?" ”
"I have a good memory," Li Zongwu pointed at Nan Huaijin, "This kid is a fool, calling him to write an article and scold me, and he hasn't moved yet." ”
Nan Huaijin smiled: "Whoever I scold, I won't scold you." ”
This was the agreement between the two in Chengdu, and Li Zongwu said to Nan Huaijin at the time: "I think you are a heroic person, and you will make a difference in the future." However, I can teach you a way to become a hero faster. If you want to succeed and become famous, you have to scold people, and I am famous by scolding people. You don't have to scold others, you just scold me, scold me Li Zongwu bastard damn it, you succeeded. However, you should put a note on your forehead about the position of Confucius, the Most Holy Ancestor of Dacheng, and in your heart, you should enshrine the tablet of my Houhei Sect Master, Li Zongwu. ”
Li Zongwu killed the fish and suddenly asked, "By the way, does Lao Jiang want to arrest me?" The wanted documents were sent to the county, but the police just didn't come to the door. ”
Zhou Hexuan said: "Wu Zhihui helps you intercede, although the wanted warrant has been issued, it will not be done." ”
"That's okay," Li Zongwu said depressedly, "Not long ago, a gangster blackmailed me, claiming to be a spy of the military command, and when he came up, he slapped me twice, insisting that I owed him 20 stone of yellow grain, and if he didn't give me food, he would arrest me and make a squad." ”
Qian Ji asked, "Then you gave it?" ”
"Give a fart," Li Zongwu scolded, "This kind of rotten pimp, Lao Tzu beat three of them when he was young." ”
Li Zongwu's wife suddenly spoke: "Bragging again, with your small body, you can't win three fights." The chicken is killed, go and cut the meat! ”
Li Zongwu picked up the basin containing the fish and walked to the kitchen, and said while slaughtering chicken: "You don't believe the truth, I started practicing boxing in my 20s, and recently created my own set of Wujiquan." ”
His wife is still singing the opposite: "Your ghost's Wujiquan doesn't look good at gymnastics for a student baby." ”
"Go, go, go and light the fire, don't interrupt." Li Zongwu blushed.
Qian Ji said, "I'll light the fire." ”
After Li Zongwu finished slaughtering the chicken, he began to cut ginger and garlic again, and said to Zhou Hexuan: "Brother Zhou, have you read my recent article?" ”
Zhou Hexuan joked: "I read some, it's very inspiring." I also created my own 'Thin White Studies' on the basis of your 'Thick Black Studies'. ”
Li Zongwu blew his beard and glared: "Hey, I'm thick and thin, I'm black and you're white, I specialize in contradicting words, do you want to grab the cold pig's head in the temple with me to eat?" ”
Zhou Hexuan said: "Listen to me." This 'thin white science' pays attention to injustice and real money, no worse than your thick-skinned and black-hearted heart. ”
"Lack of affection, real money," Li Zongwu stopped, thought carefully about these eight words, and suddenly clapped his hands in admiration, "Well said!" Your thin white study is similar to my thick black study. Look at today's President Jiang, thick and black, thin and white, he is simply a masterpiece in the world! ”
"Hahaha!" Nan Huaijin and Qian Ji laughed.
Zhou Hexuan asked, "What about Brother Li's children and grandchildren?" You two live here? ”
Li Zongwu said: "Seclusion, of course you have to find a secluded place, my ancestral home is at the foot of Zigong Futai Mountain, and my children and grandchildren live in Futai Mountain. ”
Talking and laughing, I didn't realize that it was one o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone began to eat lively.
Li Zongwu poured wine for Zhou Hexuan and said: "I thought about it carefully, your thin white study is still not as good as my thick black study." ”
Zhou Hexuan said: "How do you say it? ”
Li Zongwu said: "Bo Baixue can only explain the development of people, but not the development of the country. Look at the little Japanese, sending domestic women to be prostitutes to raise money, this is thick-skinned; Brutal aggression kills innocents, this is a black heart! Little Japan was developed by relying on my thick black studies, and your thin white studies don't make sense. ”
Zhou Hexuan nodded and said, "Brother Li, I see you." ”
Li Zongwu also said: "China has gone against the grain, using thick characters against the great powers, wagging its tail and begging for mercy, and using black characters against the countrymen, crowding out and dumping, and now it is making a mess. ”
Nan Huaijin couldn't cry or laugh: "Mr. Li, don't talk about thick black studies anymore, offend people everywhere." ”
"It doesn't matter, I've offended all the people who should be offended, not a few of them," Li Zongwu said, "What about you, looking for people everywhere to learn how to fly swords and fight devils, have you learned the skills?" ”
Nan Huaijin shook his head and said, "I haven't met a famous teacher." ”
Li Zongwu pointed out: "There is a Zhao family in Zigong, and the martial arts of Zhao Jia Ao and Zhao Fourth Master are very remarkable. He has been a cripple since he was a child, and he can walk on the snow like a fly. He used to have an apprentice who learned the ability to be a flower thief, but he was abolished by Mrs. Zhao, and he no longer accepted apprentices from then on. If you want to learn, I can be a recommender, but you have to stay and study for three years. ”
"Three years is too long, forget it." Nan Huaijin immediately refused.
Li Zongwu said regretfully: "It's a pity, it's a pity. ”
Zhou Hexuan suddenly asked: "Brother Li, is there a Confucian Temple in Fushun?" ”
"There is one, in the county seat, where I used to worship Confucius before taking the Xiu test." Li Zongwu said.
Zhou Hexuan said with a smile: "In the afternoon, we went to the Temple of Literature to have a look, and I heard a friend say that there are good things in the Temple of Literature." ”
Li Zongwu wondered: "What kind of good thing, why haven't I heard of it?" ”
"You'll know when you go." Zhou Hexuan said mysteriously.
Before the crossing, Zhou Hexuan wanted to travel from Gonggong, Asia's largest dinosaur museum and the like are still second, and what is really interesting is the thing on the roof of the Fushun Confucian Temple.