Chapter 82 comes with a cheat
The noble sons were disapproving, and looked at the talents with a happy face. The old bustard has a word first, if there is no one in the half pillar of incense, then only the one with the highest price will get it.
In terms of talent, the noble son is naturally inferior to the talented, but if no one can get it, spend money to redeem the beauty, and have a happy night, and the noble son doesn't care about spending a lot of money. No matter who you are, you will try it in your heart. At this point, the talented man is shy.
There are other people, who have nothing to do with themselves, who know that they have neither talent nor money, and they do not participate, no matter how noisy the hall is, they are still unmoved, and they eat tofu with the girl in their arms.
Obviously, the requirements of the Yue'er girls are all unprecedented challenges for their talents and money, since the dream is out of reach, they simply accept their fate and eat the bowl honestly, so as not to be embarrassed and cause unnecessary trouble.
However, Lin Feng thinks that he should be regarded as the fourth type of person, he is very responsible, he doesn't want to be poetic, he doesn't want to spend money, but he wants to hug the beauty. But the problem is that there are already five beauties in the palace, and he really doesn't dare to add new love.
Therefore, although the Yue'er girl is beautiful, it is not her own thing, but it does not matter. However, seeing the beautiful woman being auctioned in front of him and taking him away, it was always a bad feeling in my heart.
Even this world, he wants to take it, let alone the beauty?
After the maid went out of Shanglian, she retreated, and a few people answered wrong, and the hall was quiet, and for a long time, occasionally there were talented people who answered each other, but they were also rejected.
The old bustard saw the loss of time, and the half-pillar incense was about to pass, and then stood up and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Yue'er girl is out of the couplet today, please think about it and then right, because no one has been able to answer the couplet of the Yue'er girl for a long time, if no one is on the right again, it is really unbearable, so I have to ask everyone to bid, the one with the highest price, who is willing to redeem the Yue'er girl, is to hold the beauty." ”
The old bustard spoke, and Lin Feng clearly saw that although the Yue'er girl was still smiling on her delicate face, a little humiliation and unwillingness quickly flashed in her eyes, what about the Oiran, what about the talent, she was not standing on the stage, being auctioned off as if she were buying and selling goods.
The innocent body has become a gold and silver price item, provoking a group of people with bad intentions, and whoever happens to it will feel unwilling, resentful and humiliated.
Heaven is unfair to her and to any woman standing on the stage, but she doesn't even have the ability to resist, so she can only go with the flow, hoping that there will be sincere people among this sanctimonious man. Otherwise, if you redeem yourself, you may not be comfortable in life.
But if you don't redeem yourself, when you're in your prime, there's still the title of Oiran, although for women, it's not an honor worth showing off. If, after a few years, people are old and decrepit, and have no charm, in order to make a living, they are afraid that there will be a day after all, and they are no different from prostitutes standing on the side of the street soliciting customers.
Today, if there is no talent to come out of Shanglian, there are thousands of people in my heart who do not follow, and I am afraid that I can't help myself.
After the bustard's reminder, there was an uproar in the hall immediately, and the talented man was not convinced, and angrily accused the bustard of being unkind, full of copper stench, and defiling the Yue'er girl with silver money.
But what about the accusation, but the noble son next to him said, the old bustard has done his benevolence and righteousness, otherwise, then come to this poetry meeting, not to mention the Yue'er girl's uplink, isn't there no one to answer? Suddenly, the talented man who was full of anger was embarrassed.
Everyone was in an uproar, and Miss Yue'er was still smiling when she stood on the high platform, her eyes narrowed to Lin Feng, seeing that he was indifferent, and there was despair in her eyes.
What about the Oiran, what about the talent, even if the country is beautiful and fragrant, out of the mud and not stained, after all, it can't escape the eyes of the world, even the man who used to think he could be a friend, today he sits in the audience, like the laity, looking at himself and laughing.
That's it, that's it, what should come will come after all, fate dictates, can't change, after all, she can't escape the fetters of fate, no matter who wins, it doesn't matter to her anymore, after the scenery of the wind and dust woman, there is a home for the wind and dust woman.
An Heng was shaking his head and muttering Shanglian: "Living in the pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is really difficult to travel around the river, and the two boats are racing, and the speed of the oars is not as fast as the sail." He paused and said to Lin Feng, "Gong."
Son, is the couplet difficult? I heard someone say yes before, why did Miss Yue'er deny it, could it be that Miss Yue'er deliberately played everyone? Otherwise, who can match such a long uplink? ”
Lin Feng scratched his head, to be honest, he had heard of this couplet when he was in the military academy, this couplet is not an ordinary couplet, but a homophonic couplet, and the two homophonic couplets are united, once the clues are revealed, it is not too difficult to couplet, and fortunately, he has heard the upper couplet, and naturally remembers the lower couplet, and it is neat and perfect.
As a traversing person, there is a lot of knowledge in his mind, but he is a unique cheater, and what about this couplet, it doesn't mean that he is familiar with 300 Tang poems, and he can't compose poems and chant them, not to mention that in his previous life, he started in elementary school, Tang poems and Song lyrics and Yuan Quming, but he didn't like to be contacted, and in school, this is also a homework.
Lin Feng couldn't help but be fluttering, and he didn't mind showing off his literary talent in front of all the talents, not to mention that his own cheat was refreshing. I can't help but laugh and finally appreciate the beauty of crossing.
At this time, the noisy hall is unusually quiet, there is not much time left, the talented people are racking their brains to think, and the noble sons are leisurely drinking tea and consuming time, once the specified time has passed, it is time for them to show their talents and show their strong financial resources.
However, Lin Feng's laughter was very inappropriate, disturbing the quiet hall, startling like spring thunder, it was too abrupt, and when he reacted, all eyes in the hall were focused on him, and Lin Feng was uncomfortable.
An Heng didn't care what the reaction of others was, and said to Lin Feng suspiciously: "Young Master, could it be that you came out so quickly?" ”
Everyone was in an uproar, and there was another uproar in the quiet hall, whether it was a scholar or a noble son, they all used a hateful look to kill people's eyes, staring at Lin Feng and An Heng, An Heng was unaware, and said loudly: "Young master, quickly tell me the next link, Yue'er girl, besides you, who else is qualified to compete?" ”
This sentence was like throwing a boulder in the Pinghu Lake, which made the people who were not calm immediately become excited, and the hall immediately exploded, and everyone vented their anger in their own way. scolded Lin Feng for having no one in his eyes, extremely arrogant!
The already desperate Yue'er girl looked shocked, looking at Lin Feng from afar, shocked and looking forward to it. Lin Feng also sat in the audience tonight, she didn't know why the other party came, but after two years of friendship with Lin Feng, he also had a little understanding of Lin Feng's personality, if he could make the homophonic couplet, and was willing to redeem himself, but he was also very happy, it was better than the sanctimonious people in the audience.
If he has no money, he also loves himself, so why not redeem himself, he can be regarded as a confidant!
The old bustard glanced at Lin Feng, but she looked disappointed and annoyed, she knew Lin Feng's identity, and he was just a gentleman in Beijing, although he had spare money, he might not be able to get a thousand taels of gold.
Originally, if no one had a couplet, the noble son who had coveted the Yue'er girl for a long time would have made a lot of money tonight.
Being stared at by everyone was very uncomfortable, Lin Feng cleared his throat, scratched his head and said, "What, you talents first, right." If you really can't get it, I'm trying! ”
The originally modest words, who knew that the words fell, and the murderous eyes in the hall were once again focused on him, that contempt, that anger, that sarcasm, if it was a sharp arrow, I was afraid that Lin Feng would have been worn into a hornet's nest.
Seeing everyone's demeanor, Lin Feng sighed secretly, I'll go, only allow the state officials to set fire and don't allow the people to light the lamps, Lao Tzu didn't come out, you changed this virtue, if you come out, you won't come up and gnaw me.
smiled proudly, looked embarrassed, and said: "Time is running out, you are so polite, I will not let it go, you can listen well, my next link is: the bird is in the cage, the mind is in the nest, I hate Guan Yu and cannot Zhang Fei, the hundred pipes are contending, and the flute is difficult to compare with Xiao He." What's that, it's so-so, I don't know if it's in line with Miss Yue'er's mind, in short, it's right, right? ”
Although everyone was angry, they didn't bother to pay attention to this guy who felt good about himself, and their eyes shifted to Miss Yue'er, yes, yes, but whether it was in line with Miss Yue'er's mind or not had to be decided by her.
The Yue'er girl opened her head slightly, glanced at Lin Feng, muttered something to the maid next to her, and then turned around and retreated, and went back to the room.
At this time, the maid stepped forward and smiled at Lin Feng: "Congratulations to the son, the son is outstanding in literature and witty, the girl Yue'er admires it very much, and she has already warmed the wine in the inner room, and the annoying son moves to talk." ”
Lin Feng scratched his head and said: "It's okay to drink and fall in love, let's only be interested in beauties, bother Miss Yue'er to wait first, if you are lucky to answer the riddle of Miss Xiang'er, wouldn't it be nice for the three of you to drink and have fun?"
As soon as these words came out, the scholars who hated Lin Feng to the core, the noble son, even the maid who was on standby next to him, his smiling face drooped down, he was white for a while, his eyes were round and angry, his body trembled, staring at Lin Feng's clothes in an incredible state, he was angry, and he couldn't say a word.
At this time, an unconvinced genius shouted: "What, this couplet is almost the same as mine, and the artistic conception is not even as good as mine, why did Miss Yue'er choose him, is it not deliberately partial?" ”
Lin Feng was slightly angry, and the tiger glared at Shizi, is he a person who eats soft rice, Nima, you dare to humiliate me openly, it's too hateful, he cleared his throat, pointed at the country, and reprimanded the man: "There is no ink on the chest, the eyes of the rat are light, and you dare to come out and be embarrassed, this couplet is a homophonic couplet, listen carefully, Shanglian, living in the pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, complaining about the river, it is really difficult to travel and cross in two boats, and the speed of the oar (Lusu) is not as fast as the sail (Panhe). Allied. The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest (Cao Cao), hating Guan Yu (Guan Yu) no
Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei), a hundred pipes contend, Diqing (Di Qing) is difficult to compare with Xiao He (Xiao He), carefully taste, no culture, it's terrible! ”
was broken by Lin Feng in public, the scholar's face seemed to have suddenly swallowed a fly, and he looked like a pig's liver, and smiled at the maid: "This son is talented, and Xiaosheng lost his words for a while." ”
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