Chapter 143: It must be inflated first
Li Yan is really angry, as a famous traitor, he has been treated as a street rat, and everyone shouts and beats him, and any flattery has always been his daily routine.
Well, now, with him, his job has been robbed like this. This is really an insult to the title of traitor.
Huizong listened to Wu Dalang's words and paused for three seconds: I originally thought that this was the name I blurted out, but it turned out that it still had such a deep mystery in it. No, this is by no means what I blurted out, it was my call to obey my heart, and it was what I wanted to express in the deepest part of my heart. Wu Aiqing really understands me.
Huizong slapped the table and said, "Okay, that's right, it coincides with my thoughts, Wu Aiqing is talented." ”
As he spoke, Huizong stretched out his hand that had just slapped the table under the table, the palm was trembling, poor palm, it just hit the stone table...
Wu Dalang did not feel dissatisfied with Huizong's idea of encroaching on him, but was happy to see it, eating people with soft mouths, and similarly, taking people's hand wheels. The same is true of the fruits of his mental work.
What Wu Dalang has to do is to let Huizong enjoy his best quality service in all aspects, and let him rely on himself completely, so that he can be regarded as hugging Huizong's thighs.
So Wu Dalang said: "Your Majesty's thoughts must be more profound, Weichen only spied the tip of the iceberg, and he didn't dare to call him a great talent in front of His Majesty." ”
Huizong is really more and more satisfied with Wu Dalang: Wu Aiqing is just good at speaking, where is it like the wood standing next to me, he can't speak, and he knows to find a woman for me all day long, which makes me weak recently. It seems that I have to eat more of the food cooked by Wu Aiqing, so that I can make up for it.
And Li Yan, who was standing next to Huizong, didn't know what Huizong was thinking now, otherwise he would definitely put a bowl of egg fried rice on his head, and then scolded: You are stupid to eat egg fried rice, are you brains into rice? It's not that you like women, I worked hard to find it for you, and you actually blame me in the end? Doesn't your conscience hurt?
Of course, Li Yan didn't have anything to say now, and in this seemingly smokeless battle, but full of war, he was completely defeated.
He concluded that the reason for the failure was that he lost to a foodie emperor, and he tried his best to find a woman who was not as good as someone else's bowl of egg fried rice, and he didn't cheer him on, which simply broke Li Yan's heart.
And Li Yan turned this sadness into anger, and his hatred for Wu Dalang became bigger and bigger, Li Yan stared at Wu Dalang deadly, secretly thinking in his heart: Aren't you good at cooking? Hehe, the imperial dining room is my territory, see what I do with you.
After Li Yan thought of the way to kill Wu Dalang, he couldn't wait to execute it, so he bent over and said to Huizong: "Your Majesty, the slave maid thinks that there is still something important to deal with, and I want to retire first." ”
Huizong waved his hand and said, "Well, stand down." ”
Seeing Huizong waving his hand so indifferently, Li Yan's heart was cold, he remembered that His Majesty was not like this before, he would look at him squarely, and he would say to him cordially: Li Aiqing, you have worked hard, step down.
Now all this has changed, that is, Wu Dalang has taken away his beloved majesty, the old hatred and the new hatred, this hatred must be resolved.
Li Yan cautiously took a few steps back, then glared at Wu Dalang fiercely before finally turning to leave.
Wu Dalang looked at Li Yan's eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched, how much this guy hated him. Besides, it looks like he's the one to hate, right??
Huizong drank the last sip of broth before groaning in satisfaction. Then he leaned back slightly, looked at Wu Dalang and said, "Wu Aiqing, the soup is not enough, it's not refreshing, next time you cook more." ”
When Li Yan left, Wu Dalang began to behave like a demon, and he said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, I wanted to do it today, but when they saw me enter the imperial dining room, they actually hid the ingredients, which is too much. In the end, under my begging and pleading, I reluctantly let them come out a little bit. But with such little soup, I was afraid that His Majesty would not have enough to eat later, so I fried a bowl of egg fried rice, alas. ”
Wu Dalang's last voice contained a helpless and helpless sigh, which shocked Huizong's heart, he didn't expect Wu Dalang to endure such grievances for him to make breakfast.
Huizong said angrily: "These people are really becoming more and more lawless, you cook for me, they dare to treat you like this, is this contempt for me?" Think I usually don't care about things and think I'm a bully? I'm going to cut them today. ”
Of course, Wu Dalang knows that now is not the time for Huizong to open the knife, otherwise the contradiction will intensify, and when he asks later, his plan to be a good person will be exposed, and he will soon become a person inside and out, it is a bully, and he will not be hugged tightly in his thighs, and he will be kicked away.
So Wu Dalang hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the minister has something to say." ”
Huizong was still angry, but when he looked at Wu Dalang, his tone was a lot calmer: "Wu Aiqing, but it's okay to say it. ”
Wu Dalang said in despair: "Your Majesty, if you do this, you may not see Weichen in the future." ”
Huizong frowned: "Why did Wu Aiqing say this?" ”
Wu Dalang said pitifully: "Your Majesty, the minister is just a small seven-rank supervising imperial history, just duckweed in the sea. And the imperial dining room is the place where Li Da is in charge, and he must know that if the minister informs His Majesty, where will the minister have any good fruit to eat. In the end, you may not even know how you died. ”
Huizong listened to Wu Dalang's words and thought about it slowly: Wu Aiqing's words did make sense, but I didn't think about it, and I almost killed him, but fortunately he was clever enough. But it's really hard for him, and I'm a little sorry for him to do things for me and still do so much to shrink in.
Huizong looked at Wu Dalang and said, "Well, what Wu Aiqing said makes sense, what does Wu Aiqing think about this matter." ”
Listening to Huizong's words, Wu Dalang finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and at the same time there was a little bitter taste, because he knew that as long as Huizong asked him a question for the first time, then there would be a second time, a third time... and even countless times, then, his status will get higher and higher, and he will go to the road of power.
For this time, Wu Dalang didn't dare to slack off, sorted out his thoughts and said: "Your Majesty, according to the ministers, the head of the imperial dining room doesn't dare to go too far, I think it won't be long before I expand the purchase list to Your Majesty, and the things I purchase are some of the ingredients I usually use to make soup for Your Majesty, first, it can be regarded as a gesture of goodwill to Your Majesty, so that I can make soup for Your Majesty, and secondly, I can also get some oil and water from it." If he did, His Majesty might as well agree to him. ”
Huizong was a little unhappy, feeling that this was very embarrassing, so he asked, "Why did you promise him?" Is there any other way? ”
Wu Dalang said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the so-called water is full and overflowing, and the full moon is lacking. ”
Huizong glanced at Wu Dalang deeply, began to re-examine Wu Dalang, and began to face him squarely.
(End of chapter)