The spiritual world of the Tang Dynasty gentlemen is empty, and Li Chengqian believes that he has the obligation and responsibility to enrich their spiritual world.

A simple adaptation of the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties can make them forget and compete to follow suit, if this is to bring out the fantasy of the immortals of later generations, and one person must step on a skateboard as a flying sword? Of course, this is on the premise that there are bearings.

Sitting under a weeping willow tree, looking at the brothers and sisters scattered in the distance, Li Chengqian's strange thoughts kept flashing in his mind, and he gradually felt a little tired.

The psychological age is more than 20, and he is really not interested in the things that this little kid plays, and the reason why he came out with Li Lizhi is completely the result of being turned over by her.

However, after Li Chengqian returned to the 'Lanruo Temple' on the same day, the whole person was not good in an instant. I don't know which immortal he offended, but His Majesty Li Er, who was wise and martial, actually put the banquet at the 'Lanruo Temple' again, which made him feel more and more like a broken drum and a hammer.

Quietly hiding outside the wall, listening to the chaotic conversations inside, Li Chengqian knew that the best choice now was to slip away quickly, but his huge curiosity made him want to listen to the conversation between Cheng Fairy and Lao Wei Chi.

"Black charcoal, don't blow it, I can't even remember the first broken poem, and I still mention breaking the three levels on the day and winning the eight villages at night." This is Cheng bite essence.

"Fart, if it weren't for that kid not being a gentleman, his tongue would be hard after two jars of wine, how could the old man not remember the broken poem." This is Wei Chi.

"You just don't have a good memory, explain something." Lao Cheng continued.

"Eighty-eight sixty-four road immortal axe method, you only remember three moves, and you still have the face to say that Lao Tzu has a bad memory?" The old lieutenant's late words were equivalent to digging directly into the ancestral grave of Fairy Cheng, leaving him speechless.

Lao Cheng had nothing to do, so he showed off that the gods looked at him and passed on his magic skills, but he ignored the biggest flaw of only remembering three moves.

Li Chengqian, who was behind, didn't listen anymore, because he didn't have to listen outside the wall at all, Lao Cheng shouted: "Throw that iron lance over, the old man will fight with this ink charcoal." Then a huge iron lance flew out of the yard and stuck straight in front of him, and the frightened Lin Xiaoxiao screamed, alarming everyone in the courtyard.

"The prince is back." Looking at Li Chengqian, whose face was full of bitterness, His Majesty Li Er asked with a smile.

"The son has seen his father and the emperor, and he has seen all the uncles." Since you can't run, you can only face it.

However, Li Chengqian obviously underestimated the shamelessness of the old goods, and before he straightened up after the ceremony, Cheng Lao Pifu's question arrived: "Boy, tell me, why does the old man only remember three tricks?" ”

"Huh?!" Li Chengqian was a little stunned when asked.

How does Lao Tzu know why you remember the three tricks, Lao Tzu said so written in the book, and now you old man came to ask Lao Tzu, who did Lao Tzu ask?

Besides, His Majesty Li Er has openly declared that this story was written by him, what can Li Chengqian say now, and what should he do if he misses it? Where will Lao Li's face go when the time comes?

Looking at Fairy Cheng's big face and a pair of big nostrils, Li Chengqian suddenly thought of the big talk Journey to the West, the scene in the movie where the Bull Demon King shook his body and fell down full of gadlice.

I don't know if Lao Cheng will shake his head, will a lot of boogers fall out and bury himself?

The more I thought about it, the more disgusting it became, the more terrible it became, and I was anxious to think about it, and blurted out: "That's because Uncle Uncle's martial arts are strong and have reached the realm of no tricks to win, and the 8864 Road Axe Method has been sorted out by Uncle and has been simplified and refined into three moves." As the so-called heavy axe has no edge, it is a big skill and does not ....... ”

Thanks to Jin Yong, thanks to Gu Long, thanks to Liang Yusheng ......, at this moment Li Chengqian is not fighting alone, Guo Jing, Yang Guo, Lu Xiaofeng, Ye Kai...... and so on, all through the possession.

A set of theories that there are no tricks to win; A set of martial arts in the world is only fast and does not break the theory, and everyone at the banquet was dumbfounded.

Qin Qiong and other generals closed their eyes in contemplation, and Fang Xuanling and other ministers exchanged ears to discuss whether Li Chengqian's theory really existed.

Li Chengqian's words are very systematic, prescriptive, and clear, making it impossible for people to refute them. The things sorted out by countless martial arts fans in later generations stunned the civil and military ministers of the Tang Dynasty for a while.

The key problem is that everyone doesn't believe that this set of theories is all summed up by a 9-year-old doll, so in the end it is unanimously agreed that His Majesty Li Er is the number one master in the world.

His Majesty Li Er, who is wise and martial, also admires more and more the ability of his eldest son to make up nonsense, if it weren't for Li Chengqian's constant emphasis on 'what my father said', Lao Li would even think that what he said was true.

Cheng Fairy's temper came up, and this old man planned to give up the iron lance that he had used all his life, and said that he would go back to fight an 83-pound Xuanhua axe, and he would not open the blade.

If this old man is hanging on the battlefield one day in the future because of the change of blades, Li Chengqian's sin will be great.

However, in the face of the old man's glaring eyes, Li Chengqian could only helplessly spread his hands and cast a look at the old man: 'Why are your subordinates so two'.

Li Chengqian was driven away by Lao Li without accident, just because Qin Qiong, who has always been old and serious, ran to test 'only fast and not broken', if he continues to talk nonsense, maybe there will be some trouble.

Li Chengqian, who was lucky enough to get out of the clutches of the old horseman, ran faster than a rabbit, and after a circle salute, he dragged Lin Xiaoxiao to flash directly, and only after leaving the 'Lanruo Temple' for a long time did he breathe a long sigh of relief.

The old bastards are too difficult to serve, and they are unreasonable, and if it weren't for those truths of right and wrong this time, I'm afraid it would really not be easy to get by.

"Your Highness, that ......." Xi Jun, who had been following Li Chengqian, was not buying a branch, as if he had something to say.

"What's wrong? If you have something, just say it. Li Chengqian, who left that group of old goods, was in a good mood.

"That, is it true that you can do it quickly without breaking it after practicing it 10,000 times?" Xi Junmai has a feeling of inquiring into other people's privacy, so the voice of the question is relatively soft.

After all, there are a lot of secrets about martial arts, and they are not passed on by non-descendants, so it is always bad to inquire rashly.

"Do you believe it?" 'Bald King' asked humbly.

"What Your Majesty said is naturally credible." The honest Xi Junmai nodded and said.

The 'Bald King' has been rolling his eyes for a long time from the beginning to the present, and Xi Jun's words of buying it made him almost roll his eyeballs into the Tianling Gai.

Since entering the 'Lanruo Temple', Li Chengqian has touched his nose no less than 20 times, and the 'bald king' he is very familiar with is almost 100% sure that those theories are deceitful.

"Lao Xi, in fact, you just need to remember one sentence." Li Chengqian also felt a little helpless, one or two are so easy to deceive, they will have to be sent in the future, I am sorry for myself if I don't lie to them.

"Which one?"

"The soft ones are afraid of the hard, the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal ones are afraid of the stunned, and the stunned ones are afraid of dying!" Li Chengqian said slowly, because he has always firmly believed that Xi Jun is a good thing, so this sentence is the most practical for him.