Chapter 3 The concubine general Lin Siniang
In the Yama Palace, the king of Yama sat majestically on the throne, and at his feet knelt the ghost of the first district. King Yama is a typical Wu clan, ten feet tall, with horns on his head and a hideous face.
"Boom!" A mountain pressed down and crushed the demons to the ground, and they could have used their magic to bounce the mountain away, but they didn't dare, because the mountain was given to them by Hades.
"You waste, I don't raise you to make you happy, but to catch ghosts." The king of Yama pointed at the ghost and scolded: "In a hundred years, I have obtained this little merit for this king, and it is all delicious and lazy pigs." ”
"Hades is angry, and we must do our best."
"Rest your anger! Calm your anger! King Yama raised the long whip in his hand and beat the ghosts badly, and although the ghosts hurt deeply, none of them dared to make a sound.
They knew the temper of the king of Yama, and if they did not make a sound, they would be whipped at most, and if they did, they would be swallowed alive by Yama. Remember one sentence, there is never a shortage of ghosts who want to be bad ghosts.
"Get out, get out of here." The king of Yama was tired and blasted the ghosts out.
Restaurants, although ghosts are not hungry and thirsty, but restaurants are always good as a place to rest, talk, and have fun. After being blasted out by King Yama, the ghosts all went to the restaurant to prepare for the total.
"Look at them, were they beaten by the Hades, and they all had blue noses and swollen eyes."
"I deserve it, I always bullied us, and when I hooked my soul back then, I was ruthless." The restaurant already has customers, and when they see the ghosts who are limping and have blue noses and swollen eyes, they all begin to gloat. Also, no matter how good a person is, he will not be liked if he does this errand of sending people to Huangquan.
"Whatever you see, get out of here!" The ghosts held back the fire in their stomachs, and when they saw the people in the restaurant laughing at them, they immediately burst into anger and beat the guests out.
"This, this, harmony generates wealth, harmony generates wealth, and the officials dissipate their anger, dissipate their anger." The owner of the restaurant didn't dare to take care of this, but he didn't care, the restaurant was demolished by the angry ghosts, he was a small business, and he couldn't afford to pay it.
", you are something, you dare to teach me a lesson." Some ghosts are almost unrelenting, and they want to beat the shopkeeper.
"Stop." Black impermanence only said one word, and once he did it, he didn't dare to make any more moves.
"You guys, it's true, if this restaurant is smashed, how can we sit and talk." Bai Wuchang said.
"Brother Hei, Brother Bai is a lesson, a lesson." The ghosts sat down one after another, staring at the black and white impermanence, as if they wanted them to come up with ideas.
Black and white impermanence was stunned, and he couldn't wait to give himself a big mouth, so he should let them vent if he had any more mouths.
Facing each other, there was a lot of noise downstairs.
"Ahh Black and white impermanence looked at it, and it turned out to be Zhao Hu, a ghost in District B, who came to the restaurant with a brother with a blue nose and swollen eyes.
Zhao Hu saw the impermanence of black and white upstairs, and immediately cried bitterly: "Ahhh "A man with five big and three rough words, crying is so miserable, even the little daughter-in-law can't compare.
"You were also reprimanded by the King of Hades, is it because of the lack of merit?" "Who says it's not, we're in the same sickness, so you should save it." Zhao Hu nodded like pounding garlic, looking at Bai Wuchang pitifully. In a mess, Bai Wuchang is known for having a lot of ideas and a lively brain.
"Sit first, sit first." Bai Wuchang was not in a hurry to say at this time, he was waiting, waiting for the ghosts in the other districts, and sure enough, after a quarter of an hour, the ghosts in the other eight districts came one after another, and all the ghosts in the underworld that day gathered in this small restaurant.
"Xiao Er, you, you watch, I, I'll go home and collect my clothes." The shopkeeper left a sentence and threw the mess to Xiao Er.
"Collect clothes? No, shopkeeper, it doesn't rain in our underworld. By the time Xiao Er reacted, it was already too late, and the shopkeeper had already run away.
"Lao Bai, the big guys are all here, you can tell me, how can this be, the number of undead we have invested in reincarnation is increasing year by year, and the performance can be described as thriving, and my brothers are even more open all year round, why is this merit getting less and less." Zhao Hu was very puzzled, and all the ghosts nodded one after another.
"Ahh ”
"Hehe, how could it be." Zhao Hu showed a bright smile, and the black and white impermanence trembled.
"We can start by analyzing, right, analyzing. You just said that it is getting busier every year, so why is that? ”
"I know this, I have bad luck when I am reincarnated, I am reincarnated in the hostile camp, and many people die young."
At this time, all ghosts are reincarnated, carrying the memories of their previous lives. Think about it, in the previous life, A killed B, and in the next life, A happened to be reincarnated as B's son, what will A do, call B "Dad", obviously impossible, but if you have the ability to move, you will immediately take revenge.
Of course, the first thing is a verbal battle, and B will be scolded bitterly. B knew that his son was an enemy, what would he do, of course, he dealt with it as soon as possible, otherwise he would wait for A to grow up in the future and kill himself.
There are also people who have been animals, how to eat bloody meat, drink tree sap, and think about dying, reincarnate again, and become human this time. So just a few days after he was born, he was starved to death and took the initiative to report to the underworld.
Of course, the ghosts are very happy, and frequent reincarnation means that there will be more merits in the account, and the speed of "making money" is fast. For some old acquaintances, the ghosts also gave some green channels, allowing them to cut into a line and reincarnate first.
"What are you all doing here?" A female voice came out, and a character beauty dressed in red came out of the group of ghosts.
"Fourth sister." "Fourth sister." The ghosts around the table hurriedly gave way, and the chairs immediately gave way.
Bai Wuchang also stood up and greeted the red-shirted beauty "Fourth Sister".
The red-shirted beauty is called Lin Siniang, and the fourth sister is the honorific title given to her by the ghosts, because her cultivation is recognized as the first "ghost general intermediate level" among the ghosts, and the number of undead caught is also the first. It can be described in twelve words: beautiful, capable, good performance, and the boss hurts.
"All sit, all sit." Siniang beckoned everyone to sit down, "Little Huzi, you don't mind if I sit in your place." ”
"No, no, no, don't mind, don't mind, the fourth sister is willing to sit that is to give me Zhao Hu's face, please sit, please sit." Zhao Hu wiped the chair and respectfully sent it to Siniang.
"Xiaobai, let's talk about it, what happened to your big gang gathered here?" Siniang asked Bai impermanence.
"Alas, it's not ......" Bai Wuchang answered, and then said: "The fourth sister is also lucky, she is not in the underworld today, otherwise she will inevitably be punished with us." ”
"Oh, I see."
"Uh-huh." The ghosts all thought that Siniang knew the cause and effect, so she suddenly realized it, but they didn't know that just yesterday, King Yama suddenly summoned her and sent her to Xiqi in the yang world to find some black cat to come back. Sure enough, the boss was hurt, and he was reluctant to punish her, so he broke her up in advance.
"Do you still need to think about this? The longer the undead, the more merit we get. ”
"Ahh Sure enough, it has to be the fourth sister. ”
"The fourth sister is really both wise and beautiful." The ghosts kept praising Lin Siniang, but the black impermanence was silent from beginning to end.
When Siniang was leaving, Bai Wuchang secretly kicked Hei Wuchang with his foot, almost forcing Hei Wuchang to say a word to Siniang, even if it was a "goodbye".
No, Hei Wuchang didn't say a word, just looked at Siniang's back and said in his heart, "I love you, but it's a pity that we didn't have a chance." ”
Siniang already had a husband before her death, and she followed her husband to fight in the south and north, and finally she went to the underworld first. In the cruel selection of one out of ten thousand, he stood out as the first and was honored as the fourth sister by the ghosts, relying on his stubbornness. Her only wish in this life is to find her husband, stay with him for a long time, and never be separated.
In the selection, Hei Wuchang fell in love with Siniang at first sight, and got a spear magic weapon "Sister-in-law" and gave it to Siniang, although Siniang accepted it, but gave Hei Wuchang a white "crying stick" in return, and told Hei Wuchang the story of her and her husband.
"All wishes come true." This is Hei Wuchang's wish to hear the story of Siniang and her husband.
The most painful thing in the world is: Zhijun's heart is like the sun and the moon, and the husband vows to live and die together. Returning Jun Mingzhu's tears, he hated to meet when he was not married.
I was born before I was born, and I am old when you were born.
I hate you for being late, and you sigh that I was born early.
If you are born at the same time, you will swear to be good with you.
The age cannot be changed, and I am worried about how much.
It's like the end of the world, and it's hard to show it.
I was born before I was born, and I am old when you were born.
In the next life, I wish to live together and be a winged bird forever.
Fly with Ming, the end of the world is full of capes.
There are days when it is difficult to fly, hugging each other and perching on the branches.
The old dead turn into vines, and the roots of love are also entangled.