What is the mood of a person who is about to be castrated?

Du Yiyi had never thought about this question, but now he understood that it was a feeling of shock with some anger, anger with some anxiety.

In short, he wants to curse.

He just wanted to come to the college to get a job, why did things turn out like this?

What's even more annoying is that there are so many guys next to him who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and if they don't help intercede, they will forget it, and they actually volunteer to help the prince to castrate him, what kind of hatred do they have with themselves?

"For today's plan, I have to run!"

Thinking of this, Du Yiyi immediately stood up, then turned around and ran!

"Get out of the way!"

Du Yiyi pushed away the people in front of him while running, and then ran wildly!

Although Du Yiyi looks like a weak scholar, when it comes to the critical moment, his explosiveness is not weak, and in less than a few breaths, he has jumped out a lot.

Looking at Du Yiyi, who was running wildly, Gao Ming was not in a hurry, but smiled slightly.

"If I let you run away like this, wouldn't I be very shameless?"

With that, Gao Ming walked to the carriage he parked at the Royal Academy, and then opened the door of the carriage.

"Whew!"

As soon as the door of the carriage opened, the people around immediately heard a roar, and many people were startled by this shout.

"Shhh...... What is this sound? Sounds weird and scary. ”

"What kind of animal does it look like!"

Before they could guess the truth, they saw a big tiger jump out of the carriage, and then kept arching Gao Ming with his big head.

Who is it if it's not Benben?

Seeing this scene, a sound of inhalation suddenly sounded around him.

"Shhh...... Tiger! ”

"This tiger was raised by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, and I saw it a few days ago!"

"You see it looks like it's coquettish to His Royal Highness the Prince!"

"Yes, yes, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can even tame a tiger, it's incredible......"

Gao Ming also heard everyone's discussions, he suddenly smiled slightly, first patted Benben's head gently, and then raised his head and shouted at Du Yiyi, who was running wildly.

"Du Yiyi, it's useless to escape, only by taking the initiative to surrender is your only way out! I now order you to stop as the crown prince, and if you don't stop, I'll let the dog go!" ”

At this time, Du Yiyi had already run out for a long time, and when he heard Gao Ming's intermittent voice behind him, a trace of contempt suddenly appeared on his face.

"Fools stop and let the dogs go? Lao Tzu runs faster than a dog, and it's useful to let a dog fart! ”

With such thoughts, Du Yiyi ran forward without looking back.

Soon, he came to the edge of the field half a kilometer away from the Royal Academy, and when he saw the little donkey he was tethered to the edge of the field, he immediately smiled.

"Hehe, I'm going back to Xiangyang, I want to arrest me and go to the eunuch, dreaming!"

Probably too excited to notice the little donkey's restless appearance, he smiled as he reached out and untied the donkey's rope.

As soon as Du Yiyi untied the rope of the little donkey, the little donkey suddenly kicked him to the ground with a hoof, and then ran away as soon as he slipped away.

"Blackie!"

Looking at the little black donkey that had run away, Du Yiyi suddenly screamed.

"You don't run, you come back! What should I do if you run away? ”

The little black donkey did not listen to Du Yiyi's call, it soon ran away, but Du Yiyi is not the kind of person who sits and waits, seeing that the donkey is gone, he immediately stood up and prepared to continue to escape.

But before he could take a step, a voice came from behind him.

"Whew!"

Du Yiyi had seen Orion hunting tigers before, so he had also heard the roar of the tiger, and the roar behind him at this time was no different from the tiger cry he had heard at the beginning!

Thinking of this, Du Yiyi suddenly stiffened.

"This ...... Is this voice ......?"

He shivered as he slowly turned his head, and when he saw Ben Ben crouching behind him, he suddenly felt his legs go limp, and he lay on the ground with an "oops" cry.

"Shhh...... How can there be tigers here! ”

In Du Yiyi's frightened gaze, Benben slowly walked towards him, and then stretched out his tiger paw and patted Du Yiyi's leg.

Seeing this scene, Du Yiyi became even more desperate.

"It's over, it's wondering where to start, is my Du Yiyi going to die here? I knew that it was better to be a eunuch......"

When Du Yiyi was thinking wildly, a smart voice suddenly came from his ears.

"Oh, isn't this Du Yiyi, the champion of the spring of Zhenguan's fifteenth year? Are you running? Why don't you run away? ”

Hearing Gao Ming's ridiculous voice, Du Yiyi showed a look of surprise.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince save me, woo woo woo ......"

"Uh......"

Looking at Du Yiyi, who was crying profusely, Gao Ming suddenly sighed in his heart.

"Alas, it seems that when life and death are at stake, the backbone or something is like this."

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately beckoned to Benben.

"Benben, come here, don't scare people!"

"Whew!"

Benben shouted again, and immediately gave up Du Yiyi, then turned around and returned to Gao Ming's side, rubbing his furry head on Gao Ming's legs.

Seeing this scene, Du Yiyi's eyes suddenly widened.

"This tiger was raised by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"

Hearing his question, Gao Ming immediately nodded.

"That's right! Benben this child, I have been raising it since I was a child, this month is just seven months old, come, Benben, say hello to Uncle Du. ”

"Whew!"

Du Yiyi: "......"

Looking at Du Yiyi's ghost-like expression, Gao Ming suddenly shook his head helplessly.

"Scared, right? Alas, I said that you are true, didn't I already let you listen to it just now? You have to run, who can blame you for being scared now? Blame me? ”

After speaking, Gao Ming also spread his hands towards Du Yiyi, looking very innocent.

Seeing this scene, Du Yiyi was stunned for a moment, he recalled it a little, and then showed a sad and indignant face.

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, you just said that you were releasing dogs!"

Looking at Du Yiyi's expression of "I was fooled", Gao Ming sighed again.

"Well, don't care about these details, in fact, for us, the difference between cats and dogs is not that big, right?"

Right...... Holy! Are you a cat? Whose cat can grow more than 100 pounds and scare my little black donkey away?

Just as Du Yiyi was about to further debate with Gao Ming, Gao Ming smiled again.

"Okay, without further ado, I'll give you two choices now, the first one, you obediently go to the Royal Academy to teach me students, and the second one, I'll castrate you, and then dry your thing and mail it to your wife......"

"Hiss......"

Before Gao Ming could finish speaking, Du Yiyi gasped, and then quickly replied: "I'll choose the first one!" ”

Hearing his words, Gao Ming's smile suddenly became even brighter.

"Wise choice!"

Speaking of this, Gao Ming raised his eyebrows at Du Yiyi again.

"But if you want to be a gentleman of the Royal Academy, you first have to agree with me, and if you want me to agree, it's very simple, you just sing "On the Golden Mountain of Jinju" to me."

"Uh......"

Du Yiyi now understands that Gao Ming actually didn't plan what he did to him from the beginning, but because what he said before made Gao Ming uncomfortable, so Gao Ming deliberately rectified him, and his purpose was just to make him bow his head.

After thinking about these things clearly, Du Yiyi suddenly showed a helpless face.

"It seems that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really cautious!"

But Du Yiyi didn't dare to say this, if he said it, who knows if Gao Ming would be annoyed and embarrassed and let the tiger bite him?

"Isn't it just a song, just sing it, you won't lose a piece of meat if you sing it anyway!"

With such an idea, Du Yiyi immediately began to sing.

"The golden mountain of Jinju shines in all directions, and the prince is the golden sun!"

"How warm, how kind, illuminate the hearts of our Datang people!"

"We are walking on the road of happiness of the Li Tang Dynasty...... Hey, bazaar, hey......"

As a former champion of the imperial examination, Du Yiyi's memory is first-class, although he disdains this kind of song with whiskers and horses, but it is not difficult for him to remember and sing it.

However, looking at his reluctant appearance, Gao Ming immediately raised his eyebrows.

"The lyrics are correct, but they don't inject emotion, sing them again!"

“……”

Moments later......

"The expression is wrong, you have to be full of joy, you know? It's like your wife gave you twins, sing it again! ”

“……”

Another moment passed......

"No, no, your expression is too stiff, your eyes are not smart enough, you don't have any aura at all, how can you train you like this? Be serious, be careful, you know? ”

“……”

When Du Yiyi sang more than a dozen times and was about to cry, Gao Ming was finally satisfied, and he immediately nodded with a smile.

"Well, it's not in vain that I taught you for so long, although there are still many flaws, but finally a little progress, don't be proud, you have to practice diligently when you go back, I will check it next time."

“……”

Don't be proud? Practice?

I don't know why, Du Yiyi once again had the urge to cry.

Gao Ming also saw that Du Yiyi's mood didn't seem to be very stable, so he didn't continue to tease him, took him back to the Royal Academy, and then personally handed him over to Zhou Zheng.

"Lao Zhou, this is Du Yiyi, don't underestimate him, he is the champion of Zhenguan for fifteen years, and he is a talent that I finally found for the Royal Academy, and he will stay in the academy to help you in the future."

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Zhou Zheng suddenly showed a happy face, but Du Yiyi secretly rolled his eyes.

"What did you find so hard, but I sent it to the door in person, okay? Now that I have entered the Royal Academy, it seems that I should be reused, but I didn't expect His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to have such a strange temperament, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse in the future. ”

Thinking of this, Du Yiyi's gaze towards Gao Ming suddenly became complicated.