Chapter XVI Expulsion from the ship
Zhang Mengjin took the lead and strode towards the staircase on the second floor, and the two hurriedly followed, and when they reached the staircase, Zhang Mengjin looked at the third floor. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Suddenly, the two turtle slaves lined up in front of them, glaring angrily.
"Bohu! Bohu! Help! Zhang Mengjin opened his throat and shouted.
Li Xiangzhi nodded with a smile and satisfaction when he heard this: "This plan is really a good strategy." ”
Wen Zhengming said helplessly: "It's also a helpless strategy!" ”
"Look, go downstairs." The four turtle slaves immediately grabbed the three of them and dragged them downstairs.
At this time, a woman's voice came from upstairs: "Huh? Does Tang Gongzi know the person downstairs? ”
"I don't know, I don't know, I happened to meet on the road, so we came together, just a one-sided acquaintance. Alas, I didn't expect Tang to make friends carelessly, which made the girl laugh. A firm voice denied it.
"Oh, I see!"
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Zhang Mengjin and the three of them faintly listened, glared angrily, and Zhang Mengjin shouted in a mournful voice: "Woohoo, sorry, make friends carelessly!" ”
Upstairs, Tang Bohu closed his eyes and said secretly: "I have wronged the two brothers, and I have to sacrifice you for my great plan." ”
The three of them were finally carried off the boat by the turtle slave, and only one boat was left for the three of them, but fortunately, the wind and waves were not strong at this time, but it was really terrible to shake in the dark.
"Hey, man, why don't you even have a lotus canopy, how can I shelter from the rain?"
"Hey, I'll give you a boat for free, it's too much else, if you don't want to, you can just abandon it."
"Dude, Taihu Lake is so big, don't you let us float with the wind?"
"Childe can see the direction clearly." The turtle slave pointed in the direction with his hand and said, "There is Lushan Island ahead, you can reach the shore by rowing for half an hour, even if there is no boat, you can swim over, and then send you two oil lamps, if you can't get there...... Mom said, dead feed the fish! ”
"Hahahaha......" a few turtle slaves scoffed.
"Alas! It's sad and sad to end up like this without a careless step. ”
"Don't sigh buddy, hurry up and row the boat, I'm afraid of change."
Suddenly, the cold wind blew, the boat shook, and when the three of them repositioned, Wen Zhengming set up the oars and said, "Which direction did the turtle slave say about Lushan just now?" ”
Zhang Mengjin looked at it and said, "Ask Xiangzhi." ”
"Hmm, I was so stunned by the ship just now, I can't figure it out."
"Huh?" Wen Zhengming and Zhang Mengjin said in unison.
Li Xiangzhi asked slightly nervously: "The direction that the turtle slave pointed to just now seems to be the opposite direction of the flower boat, I don't know if it's not." ”
"yes, I think so."
"I don't remember badly, okay, let's go."
An hour later.
"I'm tired to death, didn't the turtle slave say, half an hour, it's an hour, right?" Wen Zhengming's arms trembled.
"I guess it's almost here, I'll come, I'll come!" Zhang Mengjin took the oars and rowed hard.
Half an hour later.
"The force is off, the force is off, why is there no light yet?"
"I'll come, I'll come, Mengjin will sit down for a while." Lee Sang-zhi's relay.
Half an hour later.
"Damn, I'm vomiting blood, it's in this direction, right?"
"Should ......"
"Probably ......"
"Maybe ......"
"Maybe......"
"It's over, it's over, it's lost. Rest, rest! ”
Wen Zhengming looked into the distance vacantly and said, "Such a bleak scene, I feel a little bit below." ”
Zhang Mengjin smiled: "Oh? Zhengming, hurry up. Let me have a taste with Xiangzhi. ”
"Advances and retreats come and go, and the bones are crispy back and forth. Let thousands of walks, Ding Shou drip out. ”
Poetic:
First: no matter whether you advance or retreat, you will advance and not advance, and you will become numb and weak when you shake the oar back and forth. Let me walk with a strong will, and with the loss of my goal, the faith in my heart has gradually been lost.
Second: (written on the plot of being besieged by a woman on the flower boat) In the case of retreat, there is a way to retreat is equal to no way out, and the bones that are rubbed back and forth by the flower girl are numb, and the firm belief in the heart wants to escape in steps, but the emptiness in the heart has been gradually driven away by pink.
When Li Xiangzhi heard this, he patted the hull of the boat and said, "Wonderful! Wonderful! ”
Zhang Mengjin smiled evilly and said: "I didn't expect Zhengming to be so nostalgic for the gentle country, but I didn't see it." ”
Li Xiangzhi echoed: "Sure enough, he is a man of temperament." ”
Zhang Mengjin was unwilling to be lonely and said: "I also offer one or two ugly!" ”
"Tell me carefully!"
"When the water is beating into waves, how can the oil lamp be bright? Just go to the hand, and my generation will offer a peach heart. ”
Poetic:
One of them; The undulating water of the lake is like a wave, how can the oil lamp in the boat support its brightness? As soon as the light is extinguished with a wave of his hand, I am afraid that the people of my generation will dedicate their bodies and minds to this.
Second: If the girl who is as weak as water rises in a pile, it becomes the wind and waves, why does the oil lamp on the boat continue to be bright. Just as soon as I raised my hand, I presented the juhua flower. (Poetry should not be explained, nor can it be explained, but only roughly explained, only understood.) )
"Sure enough, it's in line with the wave of dreams!"
Wen Zhengming unconsciously looked at Zhang Mengjin's buttocks and suddenly smiled.
"I have such an experience, it is a taste of life, do you know?" Zhang Mengjin said without shame.
"Both of us have a poem attached to this, so if we don't come, won't we lose our grace?" Wen Zhengmingdao.
"Okay, listen carefully, it's unbearable, low and high in the hand, not angry in the wind, looking back is a whirlwind."
Meaning of words: First: the floating boat is erratic, and the feeling of height can be felt in the hand of the road (when paddling), facing the spring breeze is a little unhappy, but it will not be annoyed and abnormal, and looking back on the heart is confused. Second: The ups and downs (referring to the chest) make people's eyes full of idleness, the height and size can always be felt in the hands, (in the face of Li Xiangzhi's thief hand) is shy and angry but not angry, when he reacts, he has already been confused.
"Hahahaha...... Have you ever washed your hands? ”
"I'm going to go without washing for three days, and I will have a savor of it."
"Hahahaha...... Insightful. In this way, I waited for this trip to be worthwhile. ”
"That's right!"
Zhang Mengjin said hatefully: "And I can also see clearly, someone's true face, I will definitely settle accounts with him when I turn around." ”
Of course, Li Xiangzhi knew that he was talking about Tang Bohu, and he also knew that Zhang Mengjin was joking, Zhang Mengjin and Tang Bohu were neighbors, friends of the general horn, and they understood each other's temperaments, how could they be angry because of this, just as a pastime.
The three of them walked and chatted all the way, but in the end they still couldn't get to the shore, and in the second half of the night, the three of them were shivering, but fortunately, there was no wind and waves in Taihu Lake these days, until the three of them fell asleep together in the second half of the night.
The vibration of a huge wave woke up the sleeping three, and the sky was already bright, the sky was clear, and the morning sun was delicate and charming.
Wen Zhengming exclaimed sadly: "Oops...... Oops, I'm limp and weak, am I sick. ”
Li Xiangzhi was also sour and numb, "Calm down, it's normal to be numb after a night of rain and dew." Dream Jin? Okay? ”
"I can't die, I can't die, it's just that my stomach is a little greasy and crooked......"
"Want to eat?"
"No, I want to pull!"
Wen Zhengming and Li Xiangzhi shouted in unison: "Hold on! ”
"The sky is finally bright, I finally find the north, and I will definitely be able to reach Lushan ...... in the opposite direction of Chaoyang."
Wen Zhengming said: "No, the boat we held all night should have traveled a long distance, and then go west, are you sure you can go to Lushan?" Maybe yesterday was going in the opposite direction of Lushan, maybe it was almost to Suzhou. ”
"Huh? Also. ”
"Last night, the wind picked up in the second half of the night, and I was so exhausted that I didn't bother to hold the boat, but went down the wind...... The direction is definitely not east-west. Where does this go? ”
"Hey, although Taihu Lake is big, there are as many sailboats on Taihu Lake as a carp crossing the river, just go back, can you not meet your lover?"
"Okay, two, who's going to hold the boat?" Li Xiangzhi glared.
"Although I have the heart to die, but I can't do it, it's better to come first than Mengjin." Wen Zhengming said weakly.
"Don't mind, my bones are almost melting, and my stomach is still making a strange noise, so let's rest for a while."
Li Xiangzhi said helplessly: "There's no way, I can't do it, let's do sunbathing first." ”
The sun was three poles, and the three of them were still lying on their stomachs. Big-eyed stares at small-eyed.
"Ahem...... It's not a way to go on like this, I just ate so much last night, and now I'm hungry, the two brothers should hurry up and find a way, right? ”
"Don't mention eating, my stomach is getting worse and worse, no, I want to take off my pants."
Li Xiangzhi smiled treacherously: "It's better for Meng Jin to take off his pants and jump into the lake to solve it first." ”
Wen Zhengming chuckled and said, "This is a very good discussion, it's better than being miserable." ”
"Don't come to amuse me, I mean really, in a few moments, if it doesn't work, I'll pull on the boat, and I don't want you to be happy." Zhang Mengjin said hatefully: "Flowing here, it's all Tang Bohu's unwanted guy, I cursed him for making the ugliest woman in the world **** night after night before he was weak, until his body was incomplete and crumbling." ”
"Amazing!" Li Xiangzhi and Wen Zhengming exclaimed.