It's ridiculous to say, but the truth is so ridiculous and bizarre. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"It's because of this!"

It turned out that this Cai You was making trouble for himself, not because of Gu Pengzhen, let alone because of the flower dew water, but because of "Song of the Cave Immortals: Ice Muscle Jade Bone", because of Liu Weixiong.

On the same day, when Liu Weixiong presented "Song of the Cave Immortals, Ice Muscle and Jade Bone", Cai You ridiculed Liu Weixiong fiercely, and then was slapped in the face by "Song of the Cave Immortals", and was also ridiculed by Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, saying that the 100 words of him and Wang Hao are not as good as the one sentence of this "Song of the Cave Immortals: Ice Muscle and Jade Bone".

This was Zhao Ji's unintentional sentence, because Cai You and Wang Hao are actually Zhao Ji's playmates, and the monarchs and ministers often play together in the dark and dark, saying some meat jokes, and doing some indecent things, which is equivalent to the relationship between fox friends and dog friends among the people, and saying such a thing is actually nothing at all.

But Cai You actually held a grudge, Liu Weixiong was the emperor's brother-in-law, Cai You couldn't do anything about him, so he took Lin Chong, who had no power, no power and no background, out of anger, and wanted Kaifeng Mansion to govern Lin Chong's capital crime.

Lu Jiang's face was also full of absurdity, he went to find Liu Weixiong, but Liu Weixiong was on duty in the palace, so he quickly came to Kaifeng Mansion and made Qian see Sun Fo's son Sun Kongmu.

Sun Kongmu saw that he was a former Tai student, so he took him to meet Yin Teng Yuanhua of Kaifeng Mansion, Teng Yuanhua also had a hard time, so he told the truth and his plan.

It turned out that Cai You wrote a handwritten letter for his cronies to bring to Teng Yuanhua, falsely accusing Lin Chong of being disrespectful to the official family, asking Teng Yuanhua to cure Lin Chong's crimes, and threatening in the letter that if he did not comply, he would slander and frame Teng Yuanhua in front of the official family.

Teng Yuanhua knew that Lin Chong was wronged, but he had to follow, so he could only arrest Lin Chong first, and he was making a plan, in his original words to General Lu: "The little prince is frivolous and absurd, maybe he will forget about it after ten days...... and then let Lin Chong go."

General Lu said indignantly: "It's ridiculous that this Tangtang Nanya Kaifeng Mansion is not from the imperial court, but has become the family of these traitors and thieves. ”

Lin Chong sneered: "Teng Fuyin is not easy, what can he do, for Lin Chong, who has no power, no power and no backstage, he is one of the best celebrities in front of the official family?"

Do you think what Cai You said is false? Do you think that with Zhao Ji's absurdity and stupidity, because Cai You and Wang Hao will not be able to do such a thing as curing Tengfu Yin's crime with one or two words of slander?

Speaking of which, Tengfu Yin Ken is so heartfelt and bothered to plan for Lin Chong, which is already commendable. ”

General Lu was silent, he used to be a fool of His Holiness, and there was still a little hope left in his heart, so he wishfully thought that the emperor was still good and could still be saved, but the traitors around the emperor deceived the emperor and taught the emperor badly.

Since encountering Lin Chong being drunk as a slap in the face and being ordered by Zhao Ji to be expelled from the Tai Student, Lu Jiang has completely lost his awe and illusion about Zhao Ji, so during this time, he also deliberately collected some ridiculous things about Zhao Ji.

In the eyes of the current Lu Jiang, Zhao Ji's absurdity and stupidity have reached the point of no return.

Not to mention that he has a hobby, more than ten years before and after (more than 20 years in history, because it has not stopped now) to transport Huashigang, spend countless taxes, and cause hundreds of people in Jiangnan to die;

It is not said that he appointed Gao Yu, a thug in the market, as the lieutenant of the palace marshal (equivalent to the Minister of Defense or the Chief of the General Staff); Not to mention the affair between him and the first Oiran Master Li;

It is only said that he listened to the nonsense of a demon Lin Lingsu (you are the son of God, we have seen it in heaven, Cai Jing, Wang Hao, Tong Guan, Cai You, etc. are all immortal officials), the whole country worships Taoism, prosperss Taoism, proclaims himself the emperor of Taoism, and the ministers do not wear court clothes in the court, they all wear Taoist robes;

It is said that he frolicked in the palace with Cai You, Wang Hao, Li Bangyan and others every day, said some banter and buoyant words of lewd husbands and sluts, and sometimes even took off his clothes for erotic performances, this official family not only did not get angry or stop it, but even laughed together.

Several times other ministers entered the palace to meet the emperor, those ministers couldn't believe it, but he really happened, the palace maids and eunuchs next to him, and the guards on duty in the distance were also not surprised, and they also went outside to talk about these things as pleasure.

Lu Jiang felt that there was such a ridiculous official, such a flattering minister, a favored minister, and he couldn't do anything ridiculous!

General Lu sighed and said, "Big brother, what now?" ”

Lin Chong smiled reluctantly, now is not the time to be angry and angry, he frowned and thought for two or three seconds, and said lightly: "You go back now and let Huan Yi go to Cai You's mansion, just say that Lin Chong made an unintentional mistake and didn't want the little princess to lose face, Lin Chong was terrified, anyway, these are the words."

Then let Huan Yi say to Cai You that Lin Chong is willing to make up for his mistakes, write him the best and best poem, and keep it absolutely secret for him, and promise to let him shine in front of the official family and get back face, just ask him to let me go. ”

General Lu was overjoyed, and then asked, "Big brother, can this work?" ”

"Why not, Cai You's frivolous and ridiculous temperament, the entire first middle school and second youth, I know this kind of person too well."

Lu Jiang heard the words he didn't understand again, and he frowned: "Middle two...... Youth? What do you mean? ”

"Well, anyway, it's just a child's temperament, it's easy to coax."

Lin Chong sneered in his heart, speaking of which, Cai You is really a complete second-year young man, a big straw bag, naïve, ignorant and arrogant, which can be known from the fact that he was fooled by Wang Hao and others and openly turned against his own family's protector and his own father Cai Jing, and poured into each other.

This product is not only a straw bag, but also acts completely like a child, for example, his father Cai Jing dotes on his fourth brother Cai Qian even more, this product actually asked to kill Cai Qian in front of Zhao Ji many times, and Zhao Ji just laughed every time;

In the original history, Tong Guan conquered Yanyun, Cai You was the deputy Xuanfu, he had never led a soldier and had no ability, he thought that he could succeed immediately, and when he entered the palace to bid farewell to Zhao Ji, this goods actually pointed to Zhao Ji's two beautiful concubines and said: "The ministers have successfully returned, please reward them to me." ”

Concubine, is the concubine of the concubine, the Song system of a queen, four concubines and nine concubines, there are only four concubines and the queen above the concubine, you can imagine how high the grade of the concubine is, this thing dares to say such a thing to the emperor, you can know how ridiculous he is.

And Zhao Ji just smiled and didn't get angry at all, which naturally had Zhao Ji knowing that Cai You was such a frivolous person, and the reason why the two were used to playing tricks, but it also showed how ridiculous and frivolous Zhao Ji was!

Therefore, Lin Chong felt that dealing with such a person, in fact, as long as he treated an eight or nine-year-old child who was spoiled at home, let him feel angry, make him feel faced, give him what he wanted most, and make him happy, everything would naturally be fine.