The morning light slowly replaced the dark curtain, and it was a brilliant and colorful morning, with freshness descending on the world, when the first rays of morning light pierced through the mist, this magnificent imperial city ushered in another warm morning, a glimmer of light on the eastern horizon, carefully soaked in the light blue sky, and a new day gradually moved from afar.

Since ancient times, darkness symbolizes sin, and light represents justice, but unfortunately this sentence is often reversed in this seemingly majestic and righteous Forbidden City, and the warm sunlight slanted against the cold palace wall, as if wanting to warm this cold and ubiquitous siege with its own light.

A few early sparrows fell on the flower bed outside the door, chattering non-stop, waking Ren Hongfei up from a sweet spring dream, Ren Hongfei gently squirmed his eyes, frowned slightly, and muttered: "I hate it, I just woke up when I dreamed that Teacher Cang spread his legs." ”

Lan'er, who had already finished grooming, chuckled and walked to the side of the bed: "Little pervert, it's time to get up." ”

Ren Hongfei closed his eyes and shook his head, "No, I still have to sleep to see if I can see Teacher Cang." ”

Lan'er leaned over and picked up Ren Hongfei, walked to the dresser and put him on the stool, picked up a small wooden comb and began to comb his hair, Ren Hongfei still closed his eyes and said slowly: "Wife, if you were born in our time, you are definitely a standard good wife and mother." ”

Lan'er didn't pause in her hand, and said angrily: "You, it's just that the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth." ”

Ren Hongfei opened his eyes and smiled: "If I can spit out ivory, it will be worth a lot." ”

Lan'er Yile: "I've seen ivory, but I don't know what an elephant looks like?" ”

Ren Hongfei said with a smile: "The elephant is big and elephant, about three or four meters tall and seven or eight meters long, and its body is actually like a king-sized fat pig, with a big nose more than one meter long." ”

Lan'er said in disbelief: "A nose more than one meter long, how ugly it is, alas, I don't know when I will be able to see it with my own eyes." ”

Ren Hongfei said: "This is not easy to do, there are elephants in the Central Plains only in Yunnan." It's more than 5,000 miles from here, and you have to walk for months. ”

Lan'er was so frightened that she spit out her lilac tongue: "More than 5,000 miles, I can walk enough for a year." ”

Looking at Lan'er's disappointed look from the bronze mirror, Ren Hongfei smiled faintly: "More than three hundred years later, there will be an iron bird that can fly in the sky, can fly hundreds of people, and it will only take three hours to get from here to Yunnan!" ”

Lan'er stretched out her tongue and gently scraped her cheeks with her left index finger: "Dududu, blowing the conch, a bird that can carry a hundred people, I won't believe it." ”

Ren Hongfei said: "What is this, at that time, people invented a thing smaller than the inkstone and lighter than the inkstone, the two of them can talk thousands of miles apart, such as in the ear, they can also see each other, as if they are only one step away." ”

Looking at Lan'er's stunned and unimaginably cute appearance, Ren Hongfei talked about sexuality: "There will also be something called a camera, which can record anything and pass it on forever, just like you comb my hair, even if you look at it thirty years later, you and I are what we look like at our current age." ”

Lan'er was stunned for a while, and after coming back to her senses, she pulled Ren Hongfei's hair up and coiled it, pinned it with a white jade hairpin, and sighed: "Xiaofei, I can't imagine what you said, but I know that you will never lie to me." ”

After saying that, he gently kissed Ren Hongfei on the face, Ren Hongfei jumped off the stool, and hugged her sideways in Lan'er's screams, not only did he not lose his memory, but his strength also stayed in his twenties, so he didn't have a hard time. Ren Hongfei looked at Lan'er affectionately: "One day, I will ride an elephant with you, eat ice cream, watch the sunset, wash the children's urine, oh, by the way, there will be diapers at that time." ”

Lan'er giggled: "Okay, okay, let me down, if you don't say goodbye to Miss, I'll be scolded." ”

The two of them talked and laughed and went out to Lady Liu's room, Lan'er was two steps behind, Ren Hongfei pushed the door in, and Lady Liu was sitting at the round table with a black face. Ren Hongfei bowed slightly and said loudly: "Good morning, mother." ”

Lady Liu said coldly: "It's still early, it's three poles in the morning, you are here for lunch." ”

Ren Hongfei jumped into Lady Liu's arms, and smiled: "Mother, the child is sore and weak, can my mother feed me." ”

Lady Liu threw him down with a smile: "You look like a monkey all day long, and you are still sour and weak, I see that you are more energetic than a monkey." ”

The breakfast on the table is two large bowls of shredded meat noodles, two plates of pickles, pickled radish and pickled cucumbers, Ren Hongfei looked at it with a bitter face, every morning and evening, even if there is some soy milk fritters, oil cake and tofu brain.

Ren Hongfei lowered his head and dealt with a few mouthfuls of noodles, and put the chopsticks down: "Mother, I'm full." ”

Lady Liu said coldly: "Don't want to go out and go crazy if you don't finish eating." ”

Ren Hongfei continued to work hard with a sad face, muttering hatefully: "Your sister's morning noodles, noodles, noodles, cabbage at noon, turnips, turnips, turnips in the evening, when Lao Tzu becomes the emperor, he will first drag the cook out and beat the forty boards." ”

Lady Liu said: "What are you muttering, don't talk when you eat." ”

Ren Hongfei put down his chopsticks again and said, "I really can't eat it, and if I eat it again, my intestines will burst." ”

Lady Liu sighed: "Go ahead, come back by yourself before lunch, otherwise you will be hungry for three days." ”

Watching Ren Hongfei jumping out of the door, Lady Liu took a few more bites and put down the dishes and chopsticks: "Lan'er, you can eat too." ”

Lan'er agreed to clean up but didn't go out, and said to Lady Liu: "Miss, the little prince has also reached the age when he should study, do you beg His Royal Highness the Prince, hire a teacher for him, and save him from going around every day." ”

Lady Liu said: "Alas, how can it be so easy, the eldest prince is eleven years old from school, and he has just come out of the cabinet to study, and I am afraid that you will have to wait for several years." Then he hated and said: "All this is thanks to the care of Zheng Guifei, His Royal Highness was only made the prince at the age of nineteen, he trembles every day, and he has to beware of open guns and hidden arrows at any time, and if he is not careful, he will be doomed, Zheng Guifei will do everything to help Chang Xun, the blessed king, last night he actually ......"

Lan'er hurriedly interrupted: "Miss, don't mention this matter again." The slave maid heard that as early as a few years before the establishment of the prince, in order to please Concubine Zheng Guifei, the saint had made a wish to crown Zhu Changxun as the prince in the future. Zheng Guifei showed her wisdom and asked the saint to write an edict, which was cherished in a brocade box and placed on the beam in her palace as a future credential. But when the prince was established, when Zheng Guifei opened the brocade box with hope, she couldn't help but be surprised, and a piece of paper made the silverfish (silverfish) bite to pieces, and the word Chang Xun also entered the belly of the silverfish! The saint sighed helplessly: This is the will of heaven. It can be seen that no matter how bad she is, the throne is always still His Royal Highness. ”

After that, Lan'er picked up the dishes and chopsticks and left.