Chapter 95: Sister Xianshu
"Wuling, my life is really miserable, I am still a single dog, and I am still being pestered as a matchmaker!" I hugged Ji Wuling and wept bitterly.
"Who told you to be so successful in marrying your two sisters before?" Ji Wuling was also speechless, obviously he was a woman, this stupid person couldn't see it, but he couldn't break it directly.
The hereditary title of the Feihong Empire can only be inherited by the man, otherwise the title will be taken into the teaching department, the male will be a slave on behalf of the man, and the female will be a prostitute.
"Wuling, when you go back today, you will send me a message, just say that I Su Yipin has a tiger sister, strong combat power, beautiful, now looking for a good son-in-law, there are handsome and handsome princes or princes, please contact me, welcome to go on a blind date!" My words made Ji Wuling almost burst into laughter.
I didn't know that Ji Wuling, a stupid person, actually said it all without changing a word, and in the future, I was almost hacked to death because of this most bullish blind date advertisement.
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"That cousin, where is your sister going to marry?" Ji Ling came to find out the news, and the king of Jing'an behind him desperately glanced at her.
"Cousin Su Xianshu!" I rolled my eyes.
"Cousin, I came to ask for the stupid brother King Xiong'an, uh, Jing Xuan, what are you pulling me to do?" Ji Ling was dumbfounded.
"That Yipin uncle, Ling'er drank too much water and got drunk, we didn't mean that! Ling'er, let's go quickly, my brother can't bear Su Xianshu's beating! "The king of Jing'an pulled his feet and left.
"Uh, your cousin is Su Xianshu?" Ji Wuling was also stunned.
"You know?" I saw Ji Wuling's expression was very weird.
"Don't just know it! Su Xianshu is a fanatical suitor of Brother Wuling, in the competition in Beijing, how many princes of the county have been trampled under her feet, and the humiliation of being abused by a woman is definitely unbearable for a man! Even Brother Wuling may not be able to beat her, right? King Yong'an walked in with a smile.
"Honestly, she's crazy, I probably can't beat her!" Ji Wuling blushed rarely.
"Shrimp? The third uncle, this old guy, knows that this is the case, and still makes me old, isn't that a trick for me? It's a shame that he was embarrassed to put so many candidate county kings in front of me, and it turns out that no one looks down on her! No, I'm going to find the third uncle's theory! "I'm furious.
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"Third uncle, open the door!" I yelled.
"I slept!" The third uncle is a scoundrel.
"Third uncle, I'll come in when you sleep!" My tone is not good.
"Third uncle, if you don't open the door again, I'll climb the window!" I was furious.
"Third uncle, you are the elder of the family, and you are ashamed of your juniors?" I'm picky.
"Huh!" "Huh!" "Huh!" What responded to me was a rhythmic purring.
I found that the doors and windows were closed, and they were blocked from the inside, so I had to bang on the door desperately.
"Who? How dare you break into my father's door? Suffer death! "A tall and beautiful woman jumped out and caught me without saying a word.
"Split the muscles and bones!" "Oops!"
The boy worships Guanyin! Fight cattle across the mountains!
"Woohoo! Third uncle, help, I'm going to die. ”
"Xianshu, stop! This is your first-class cousin, why don't you start with it? Yipin, are you alright? "The third uncle is in a hurry.
"Third uncle, you liar, woo woo!" I was covered in wounds.
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My appearance at the moment is quite stylish, covered with bandages, my left hand hangs in front of me, my right hand is fixed close to my body, my left leg hangs upside down at the head of the bed, my right leg is also fixed by a wooden plank, and even the spotless Yushu Linfeng peerless beauty has two red slap prints.
Ji Wuling fed me porridge one by one, distressed and funny: "I said earlier that your cousin is a peerless violent maniac, what are you doing to provoke her?" Honestly, did you spy on her in the bath? You pervert! ”
"Su Ping can testify, I was wronged this time, I didn't even see her appearance clearly and was blackmailed by her behind my back, if the third uncle hadn't shouted early, I would have hung up!" I was infinitely aggrieved, but fortunately, my speech was quite clear.
"Uncle Ji, I can prove that this time the second young master really didn't have the idea of taking advantage of him and was beaten!" Su Ping covered his mouth and snickered.
"Shouldn't it? According to that girl's temper, if you hit the door, you are intending to assassinate his father, she should kill you directly? Her injury like this is indeed light. Ji Wuling fed me another bite.
"That second young master, in fact, I quietly inquired, Miss Tang arrived last night, it is said that she heard the rumor that Su Yipin recruited her sister-in-law according to the legend of the Hou masters, and gritted her teeth and said that she wanted to take revenge!" Su Ping said.
"What? This girl is deliberately waiting for the rabbit to beat me? She didn't hit by mistake at all, third uncle, I hate you! "I looked up to the sky and roared.
"Do you still want to recruit a sister-in-law?" Ji Wuling was relieved, since Su Xianshu knew that Su Yipin was a brother, he was afraid that he would be proportionate, but the external injuries were serious, and there should be no internal injuries.
"She beat me up before I could open my mouth, and if this idea is not stillborn, I'll be a mallet!" I gritted my teeth.
"Brother Yipin, we are relieved if you say so!" A group of guys wearing golden crowns and python robes rushed in with joy.
"Su Ping!" I was furious.
"Don't blame Su Ping, you Su Yipin is a famous big man in Fenglingdu, how dare these county princes dare to be contemptuous when you are injured? They were all the first to visit, and Su Ping couldn't stop them! Ji Wuling spoke close to my ear.
"Hello princes! Yipin is injured, and the greeting is not good! Su Ping, please take a seat now, hurry up and serve the tea! I smiled and said hello.
"Uncle Yipin, I'm afraid you don't know my brothers yet, right? I'm here to introduce, this is His Royal Highness the King of Ping'an, the fifth son of the prince's uncle's house, the closest to Brother Ping'an is my Brother Yu'an, and the opposite me is the King of Kang'an County, Uncle Qin's family, this is my brother King of Xiong'an! ”
As my sister-in-law, the King of Jing'an introduced me to his brother-in-law.
"Your Highnesses, I am injured and cannot salute everyone, please forgive me!" In fact, I, Su Yipin, was not injured, and it was not a shame to meet these princes.
Several county kings met me for the first time, and it is estimated that there is not much intention to visit sincerely, and I may have heard that I concocted the prince of Qi and won the five dragons, so I sent my sons to make a familiar face.
Second, it is estimated that these guys are afraid that I will plant Su Xianshu to them, so they came to find out.
It was easy to greet these county kings, and I couldn't help but sigh: "A group of bastards, who came to visit my injuries?" It's clear that they came to see my jokes, and when I get better, if any of these guys offends me, I'll go to their elders and say goodbye! ”
"Cousin Yipin, what are you talking about?" Su Xianshu's voice was like a fairy, but it was a demon in my ears.