Text Chapter 482 The West Lake Toad Jumps
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At this time, the sun had set in the west, Zhu Hongsan had been floating on the river for two days, he was really sleepy and tired, and he heard Zhao Guodong say that he could enter the city, so he hurriedly prepared a boat and entered the city from Qingbo Gate.
Qingbo Gate is the west city gate of Hangzhou, located in the southeast of the West Lake, taking the meaning of "Qingbo", which has been used in successive dynasties. Because of the flow of blessing ditch to lead the lake into the city, commonly known as the secret door. There are many historic sites in the area of Qingbo Gate, in history it was the residence of poets and calligraphers and painters, and because the door leads to Nanshan, the citizens need to use firewood to transport more from this gate, so there is the folk song of "Qingbo Gate outside the firewood". In the second year of the Republic of China, Hangzhou began to demolish the city, following the demolition of the "flag camp", Qingbo, Yongjin, Qiantang three gates and the city wall were demolished, and rebuilt into Nanshan Road, Hubang Road.
Zhu Hongsan took a small boat to Qingbo Gate, this is not the main battlefield, except for no one else, the environment has not been damaged, standing on the boat you can clearly see the West Lake outside Qingbo Gate. At this time, the sun is setting in the west, and the afterglow of the sun shines on the West Lake, which is really sparkling and vast, and it is very beautiful.
Although Zhu Hongsan doesn't read and doesn't know how to express this kind of beauty, there are a lot of great talents around him, Qian Qianyi doesn't say anything, Chen Zilong is also one of the three sons of Yunjian.
Qian Qianyi looked at the beautiful scenery of the West Lake, shook his head and said: "The water is shiny and sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy. If you want to compare West Lake to Xizi, light makeup is always appropriate. Wen Zhonggong's first drink on the lake is just in time for the rain after the first sunny day! ”
Zhu Hongsan heard that Qian Qianyi dropped his book bag here, and hurriedly asked, "Mr. Qian, who is this Wen Zhonggong?" ”
Qian Qianyi knew that the emperor in front of him was unlearned, so he naturally didn't know who wrote this poem, so he hurriedly replied: "Your Majesty, this poem "Drinking the Lake After the First Sunny Day" came from the literati Su Dongpo in the Song Dynasty. ”
It turned out to be Su Dongpo, who loved pork, and Zhu Hongsan, who had lived in the Ming Dynasty for many years, knew that even in the Ming Dynasty, some real families did not eat pork. Back then, Su Dongpo personally made Dongpo meat, and there were some meanings that he did not associate with those rich and noble people who ate mutton in the court. Of course, if you live a good life yourself, others will treat you as an outlier, so Su Dongpo suffered a lot from being displaced, and finally died in Hainan.
Zhu Hongsan looked at the stinky old nine around him and nodded one by one, and tasted Su Dongpo's poems one after another, Zhu Hongsan's heart moved, and he felt that he should hit these stinky old nines.
"I know, isn't it Su Dongpo who loves pork! I have a feeling today, and I also have a poem, how about you listen to it? ”
Chen Zilong had heard Zhu Hongsan plagiarize the words of the later Taizu before, but Chen Zilong didn't find anyone who wrote it in history, so he thought that it was all done by Zhu Hongsan. Today, I heard that the emperor was going to write words again, so I quickly listened to it.
Zhu Hongsan coughed and said loudly: "The West Lake is small, the West Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in the West Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, poke and jump." This bullshit poem is plagiarized from the dog meat general Zhang Zongchang of later generations, and it can be regarded as the pinnacle of limerick poetry.
As soon as Zhu Hongsan's limerick poem came out, there was a coughing sound around him, and these ministers around him didn't expect Zhu Hongsan to write such a poem that "has been passed down through the ages". You must know that there was no illiterate emperor before, Liu Bang didn't read back then, but how magnificently a gale song was, some other emperors didn't read and were self-aware, and they didn't want Zhu Hongsan to be shameless, and he wrote such a limerick poem with a posture full of ambition, probably when Su Dongpo wrote Chibi nostalgia, it was like this.
Most of these ministers are jinshi, not jinshi but also people, they all respect their own identities, and after listening to it, they secretly laughed at Zhu Hongsan's bullshit, but on the surface, none of them spoke. Unexpectedly, at this time, Tong Yangjia said on the side: "Wonderful! It's wonderful! Your Majesty's poem is more than a step stronger than Han Gaozu's Great Wind Song. The wonder is on this "poke", which reflects His Majesty's childlike innocence, the whole poem is divided from the "no man's land" to the "realm of me", His Majesty has entered the painting with himself, and the beautiful scenery of the West Lake is natural, reaching the realm of the unity of heaven and man. The word "one poke" also shows His Majesty's spirit of joining the WTO that is not only willing to appreciate the beautiful scenery, but also wants to create beautiful scenery. Therefore, at first glance, the poem seems to express His Majesty's feelings of "birth", but under careful chewing, it hints at His Majesty's "creation" complex between the lines. His Majesty is the true poet, both bold and graceful. Xin Jiaxuan, Su Dongpo and others are all like this. In addition to the domineering spirit of the world, His Majesty also knows how to appreciate the beautiful scenery. Although this poem is a small scene, what is valuable is that the description of the toad is limited to "a jump", and does not deliberately depict the sound of the toad, which also implies the practical spirit of "doing more and talking less". Your Majesty, I wonder what the name of this poem is? ”
Zhu Hongsan thought for a while and said: "Since there is a toad in the West Lake, how about calling it "West Lake Toad Jumping"?" ”
When Tong Yangjia heard this, he said again and again: "Wonderful! What a name, what a poem! After Zhu Hongsan's death, this "West Lake Toad Jumping" was compiled into the "Ming Shizu Record" with other messy poems written by Zhu Hongsan for future generations to admire. Of course, later generations have praised and deprecated this poem, and said everything, but that is the content of another novel.
As soon as Tong Yangjia said this, he was immediately classified as a vain minister by the surrounding ministers, and even Qian Qianyi, a political ally of Tong Yangjia, felt that he would stay away from this Tong Yangjia in the future, this Tong Yangjia was too shameless, and he didn't shoot like this, and he didn't have the integrity of a scholar at all.
Although everyone hates Tong Yangjia, none of the ministers present have his identity or status, and Ma Jiyuan, the only one who can compete with Tong Yangjia, also went to Nanzhili, so he did not oppose him or praise him, which caused Tong Yangjia to be a little cold after saying these sycophants.
Zhu Hongsan laughed: "Mr. Tong still knows me!" After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he pointed to a piece of red brick and green tiles hidden behind the willow tree outside Qingbo Gate and asked, "What is that place?" ”
Zhang Huangyan is a native of Zhejiang, although he is not from Hangzhou, but he has lived in Hangzhou for a long time, and when he heard Zhu Hongsan ask, he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, there is the South Garden, which is the most famous garden in Hangzhou, and the South Garden was built in the Song Dynasty and is the private garden of Han Yanxuan, the prime minister of the Southern Song Dynasty!" ”
"Okay, I won't go into the city tonight, Yu Shilong, Chen Zilong, Qian Sule, you are all members of Zhejiang Province, you bring someone in to receive it, I will live in Nanyuan tonight!"
With the emperor's holy decree, Yu Shilong, the governor of Zhejiang Province, Chen Zilong, the political envoy, and Qian Sule, the envoy of the inspection, hurriedly led people into Hangzhou and began to fulfill their responsibilities.
The South Park is in the south of the West Lake, that is, the Changqiao Park in later generations, but in the Ming Dynasty, the South Park was still outside Hangzhou, so it was not affected by the war, and Hangzhou was surrendered to the Manchu Qing Dynasty in that year, so the South Park is still well preserved. After Zhang Cunren, the governor of Zhejiang, came to Zhejiang, he regarded Nanyuan as his outer house. However, with Zhang Cunren's suicide, the family members in the courtyard also fell apart and fled one after another.
However, there are also those who have not escaped, Zhang Cunren's two new concubines stayed, not because they didn't want to escape, but because they really had nowhere to escape. These two girls who are less than fifteen are serious Yangzhou thin horses, who have been trained to serve people since they were children, and they do not have the ability to survive at all. It's a death to go out in a hurry outside, and the two sisters can only hope that the new officials can treat them better.
Zhu Hongsan was very happy to know that Zhang Cunren also left two concubines, he drifted on the sea from Guangdong to Zhejiang for half a month, the little brother was so hard, it was really a sow that could stuff the sable cicada, and now he was overjoyed to hear that there were women. But when I saw these two people, I was a little discouraged, these two sisters were completely the products of the morbid aesthetic views of the Ming Dynasty, that is, the two Lin Daiyu, who trembled with fear when they saw Zhu Hongsan, which really made Zhu Hongsan sexual.
"Why don't you two little ladies run? Didn't everyone else in the house run away! ”
One of the big ones was more bold, and said tremblingly: "Back to my lord, we were sold to the hook pen when we were young, and our own family members don't remember, we don't wait for death when we go out, please take us in!" ”
It turned out that there was no family, and it was no problem for Zhu Hongsan to accept the two of them, but if they did, they would be responsible, these two people were really lowly from low backgrounds, the kind of red bricks, green tiles and black gutters in the harem, and the two of them didn't let people die when they arrived in the harem? Zhu Hongsan thought for a long time and suddenly saw Zhang Huangyan standing beside him, it is better to give Lao Zhang a solution.
Zhu Hongsan came to Zhang Huangyan and said, "Xuanzhu, it's really not good, these two daughters will be yours!" ”
"What? Your Majesty, but the minister already has a wife and three concubines, and another concubine is the righteous daughter of the king of Wuchang County, and the minister really can't take a concubine! ”
"What then! Are you going to watch them die? ”
After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he said to the second daughter: "You two little ladies, the adult next to me is not simple, how about you treat him as a concubine?" ”
Zhang Huangyan is five years old Chinese New Year's Eve today, he is at the peak of a man, and at the same time he looks personable, and he is the dream lover of a young girl. The second daughter was secretly happy when she saw Zhang Huangyan, this was much stronger than the fifty or sixty Zhang Cunren. The two daughters were naturally satisfied, and nodded like chickens pecking rice.
Seeing the second daughter nodding, Zhu Hongsan smiled and said, "Xuanzhu, don't postpone it, Lao Li, find a room for Master Zhang, and let him go to the cave room tonight!" ”
Li Chengen heard the emperor say this on the side, and hurriedly stepped forward and grinned: "Congratulations to Master Zhang, let's go with the old slave!" ”
Zhang Huangyan really made the emperor have no choice, if he doesn't agree, he is disrespectful, and those two little ladies are really lovely, he Zhang Huangyan is also a romantic person, and he agreed to listen to the emperor say this.
It's not that Zhu Hongsan changed his temper today, it's really that the two women don't meet his aesthetic views, and there are important things tonight, so it's cheap for Zhang Huangyan today.