It was dusk again, and Li Xiangyi rushed home with a depressed face. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info didn't sigh until he looked at the sunset halfway: "Alas, why is it a different way every time I go home?" Could it be that God is destined to make me a road idiot? Where is the reason of heaven? It's such a waste of time, you have to walk three or four hours back and forth, it seems that you have to plan, renting a kennel on the edge of Taihu Lake is better than wasting time walking. ”

On the second day, Li Xiangzhi abandoned Suzhou City and did not enter, and ran to the edge of Taihu Lake with a few fruit and vegetable sketches. This time, he didn't paint for others, in order to guard against urban management and hooligans, Li Xiangzhi began his career as a selling.

Li Xiangzhi calmly said to a passer-by: "Shhh Shhhh......h 5 calligraphy and paintings, do you want it? ”

"Friends! The new generation of high-end and high-grade watermelons? Alas, don't go, I'm not finished, it's a ...... painting."

"Alas! What are you running for, and I haven't even opened your mouth? ”

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Do you know how the vendors who steal mobile phones at stations in major cities come here? That's it.

As soon as he saw Li Xiangzhi's kind of little human trafficker, passers-by were afraid to avoid it, and if they got close, they didn't have time to dodge, so they would politely send him a word: "Get out!" ”

"Your grandfather and his second uncle! This is not scientific, is there something wrong with my sales method? Damn it! Remorse! If Lao Tzu can mix perfumes, design Bra, distill liquor, concoct ammunition, and pour political ...... You don't have to be so miserable! Li Xiangzhi shook his head for a while, and his stomach rumbled. Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration, "There you have it!" Sure enough, I was forced out. If you don't starve to the point of dying, you can't think of such a clever trick. ”

After looking at it for a while, Li Xiangzhi aimed at a big-bellied poop, like a second senior brother's handsome fan, on the grounds that his head was big and there was a lot of waste oil, and when he turned it, the oil splashed and his thinking was easy to slip.

Li Xiangzhi straightened his clothes and started the road of the actor, less than three seconds, his face suddenly showed a look of pain, and he said to himself behind the back of the second senior brother: "No! Such a stunning work must not be sold. ”

The fat-brained boy was startled by Li Xiangzhi's sudden intrusion. Then I was captivated by his words.

Li Xiangzhi swept his eyes and noticed that the fat brother had noticed it, and immediately performed hard: "This is Mr.'s amazing masterpiece." Alas, but...... My brother's illness...... What should I do, what should I do......" Suddenly Li Xiangzhi took out a white scroll and stroked it carefully, the action was extremely disgusting, which contained the reluctance to dissolve. "Mr. Shen Zhou loves me so much, like a son and nephew...... No, you can't take it for granted. ”

The fat boy was taken aback, who is Shen Zhou? Don't talk about Suzhou Mansion, even if the entire Ming Dynasty doesn't know which person who reads? He gave up the imperial examination all his life, and aspired to open a faction of characters in Danqing, his amazing work? If you get caught, you're a hot person.

Seeing that Li Xiangzhi was still performing with affection, the fat boy gently patted Li Xiangzhi on the shoulder.

Li Xiangzhi was startled, and immediately took two steps back, hiding the things in his hand behind him. With a defensive face, he said, "What advice does Brother Tai have?" ”

The fat boy squeezed out a bunch of smiles and said: "The son is polite, Pang Zhi in Xia Wuzhong, I don't know what to call Brother Tai?" ”

"Fatty?"

"Well, it's a huge Pang, a ambition, Pangzhi."

"Oh, it turned out to be Brother Pang, who is in Xia Li."

"It turned out to be Brother Yao."

Seeing the fat man's face trembling in front of him, Li Xiangzhi barely squeezed out a smile.

"Don't blame Brother Yao, when you were talking to yourself, Pang was lucky to hear it."

"What?" Li Xiangzhi was shocked, and hurriedly waved his hand at Pang Zhi and said: "In the next moment, talk nonsense, Brother Pang must not take it seriously, Mr. Shen Zhou treats me like a son and nephew, and loves me very much, how can I make such an unrighteous act in the future, it is really a misunderstanding." ”

Pang Zhi suddenly smiled confidently: "Brother Xiaoyao, look at it, you are too panicked, you have exposed what you want to do first." ”

"Huh?" Li Xiangzhi said without choosing his words: "Brother Pang, help, this matter is related to my brother's life and death, and I really have no choice but to have such a strategy." ”

"In that case, why don't you sell me the calligraphy and paintings?"

"You?" Lee Sang-zhi said in surprise.

Pang Zhi said earnestly: "Don't worry, as long as the calligraphy and painting are exquisite, I won't be too shabby, Brother Xiaoyao." ”

"This?" Li Xiangzhi shook his head helplessly and said: "Okay, but this painting is not an ink painting, but Mr. Shen Zhou was drunk a month ago, and suddenly felt thirsty, and wanted to quench his thirst with watermelon...... Alas......"

"Quick...... Fast...... Show me! Pang Zhi's eyes lit up when he listened, and he suddenly grabbed the album impatiently.

"Alas! Brother Pang be careful, be careful, don't tear it. ”

The painting paper was spread out, Pang Zhi's eyes flashed, and he was speechless in a daze.

Li Xiangzhi saw Pang Zhi staring at the paper stunned, he was anxious, and secretly thought: "******, is this sketch good or not, give me a language description?" ”

"Oh my God...... This...... This ...... "The fat man couldn't get off with a breath of breath."

Li Xiangzhi was furious: "Give me back the painting." ”

"Nope! No! Brother, I bought this painting for ten taels. ”

"Poof!" Li Xiangzhi's eyes were round.

Pang Zhi is so out of shape, it is because Li Xiangzhi's sketching skills are really high, just like the watermelon in the black and white photo, the texture of the trace of the brush is extraordinarily smooth and natural, under the shadow effect, the three-dimensional presentation, this watermelon is like reaching out to take it, only the black and white color is clearly confirming that this watermelon is indeed just a thing on paper.

Pang Zhi was suddenly ashamed and said, "Even if Mr. Shen is a masterpiece, at least he will have more than one hundred taels...... Not to mention this painting...... Or twenty taels. ”

"Smack!" Li Xiangzhi kicked his eyes at the fat man, sealed one hand on his mouth, and tried his best to keep not laughing. Li Xiangzhi slowly wiped his palm in surprise and said, "Shen ...... This is Mr. Shen's amazing work? You even said you would buy it for a mere twenty taels? You are simply an insult to Mr. Shen, and even more to me......"

Li Xiangzhi's heart was happy: "Come and insult me to your heart's content!" ”

Pang Zhi's face turned red, and then he pondered, and suddenly came over, this is turning active into passive. Suddenly, he sneered fiercely: "Hmph! Li Xiaoyao, right? You also know that this is Mr. Shen's masterpiece, I'm afraid that if I yell now, you will be imprisoned in the county government for theft in the next moment. If I hadn't seen that you were eager to save my brother and didn't hesitate to buy your own reputation, my son would have sent you to the official a long time ago. ”

"Don't mind! Don't, what Brother Pang said is reasonable, no matter what, after making this deal, I'm afraid I will have to go to prison again, but if I can get my brother's life-saving money together before then, I can count my wish, thank you Brother Pang for your generosity! ”

"Hmm! Take it! ”

This Pang Zhi woke up earlier, and it is estimated that he can be deceived for a few taels of silver, but now that he sees such a 'masterpiece', he is afraid that Li Xiangzhi's dog will jump off the wall and damage it directly, so he doesn't care.

After Pang Zhi left, Li Xiangzhi struck while the iron was hot, and there were two more, one was an apple, the other was a dilapidated wooden table, and the three of them got a total of about thirty taels of silver, if it wasn't for the price offered under the condition of being 'threatened', it would not have been a problem for this painting to be worth a few hundred taels.

Li Xiangzhi was overjoyed, he learned calligraphy with his grandfather since he was a child, read some ancient poems, and learned painting, and then his interest made him immersed in this way for more than ten years, not only helping him get through the difficulties in real life at the beginning, but now he has also benefited a lot. Li Xiangzhi sighed that he didn't learn in vain, if these thirty taels are brought to the next generation, it will be twenty or thirty thousand red-faced hairy grandpa.

Li Xiangzhi purchased some meat, wine and food on the edge of Taihu Lake, and went home complacently, thinking that if he didn't have a watercolor paint around him, he would not have made a majestic oil painting. But what Li Xiangzhi didn't know was that these three sketches swept through the city of Suzhou like a tornado a day later.

The first story is that Shen Zhou is drunk and paints melons, so I won't say much. The second story probably says that Shen Zhou sat under the apple tree in the early morning of the week, and suddenly there was a gust of east wind, and an apple fell to the ground, and he had an epiphany, and felt that the east wind and the apple gave him infinite inspiration, but after he took a bite of the apple, he painted with the discarded charcoal, and after the painting was completed, Shen Zhou sighed: "I love the wind"! The third story says that Shen Zhou bluntly said that the years are like a dream, a dream for 300 years, even the couch case has decayed, and his life is no longer young, so he painted with burned wood, reflecting the love of charcoal that is no longer youthful.

Make up whatever you paint, Li Xiangzhi, so that there are no troubles.

As for the reason for the popularity of the story, there are three reasons: first, Li Xiangzhi's three versions of the story, the more realistic they become, the most divine is naturally the low-level students, and then to the illiterate flat-headed common people, and the last three paintings collide with each other, because there is only one protagonist, so there are three groups of people who are constantly arguing, and the result is getting more and more intense.

Second: alarmed the protagonist of the story, Shen Zhou. It is conceivable that Mr. Shen is old, and this hat is high enough, this is wronged, but compared to being wronged, Shen Zhou has seen three works, because the story always needs to identify the authenticity. Even Shen Zhou was amazed. And those stories, as soon as Shen Zhou heard them, he couldn't help laughing. Although he was annoyed that someone had pretended to be him, he was playing a different trick on Shen Zhou, who was an old man. This is really an anecdote.

Third: Why did someone pretend to be Shen Zhou's name for secretly selling such a huge work, the author was suspected of by each other, and some people even suspected that the person who painted the painting had a feud with Shen Zhou, and it turned out to be another speculative plot spread.

The first is the rumors in the market, which can be regarded as benign, the second point is the amazement of the intellectuals around Shen Zhou's work, and the third point is the guess of the protagonist of the work.

And the storm maker is now happily asleep at home. stayed at home for three days in a row, Li Xiangzhi was not able to pinch and calculate, and he never thought about this unexpected storm. And he devoted himself to painting during these three days, and even put his mind on the storyline. Not bad! Li Xiangzhi tasted the sweetness and was ready to make persistent efforts until his mansion was installed on the edge of Taihu Lake.

And Lijia Village was also lively, Li Xiangzhi generously took out ten taels of silver to buy a lot of meat, melons and fruits, and gave gifts door-to-door. Xiucai is still that Xiucai, just a little rich overnight, which makes Lijiacun panic, the vast majority of the peasants at the bottom of the society in the Ming Dynasty can't see the silver in their hands, most of the farmers are self-sufficient, generally one or two silver is enough for a family's expenses for a year. The villagers also said that Li Xiangzhi had done something thief, and after some persuasion, everyone happily accepted this fact. Li Xiangzhi only said one sentence: If I am a traitor, how dare I expose money like this? If it's really true, then wait for the government to arrest me!