"Ji Yu, we can't take this child, let's give it back to you. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info"Hua Tuo pulled Ma Jun to harass Liu Zhang early in the morning.

"What's wrong? Naughty and mischievous? ”

"Not really, but he's not fit to follow us, not fit to stay in our medical academy."

"Why doesn't it fit, it doesn't look stupid." Liu Zhang was a little depressed, could this Ma Jun be real or fake?

"He's afraid of bugs, you know that some of the medicines we have there are bugs, and he's afraid of blood, so he's not fit to stay in the medical academy."

"And can his stuttering be cured?" Liu Zhang asked.

"This problem is not big, I have already taught him, usually speak slowly, don't be nervous, practice more often, it can be cured."

"That's good. How did Anu study at the medical academy? Didn't bother you, did you? ”

"No, speaking of Anu, this girl is too talented, although she hasn't known many words, but she knows how to recognize medicine and remember the properties of medicine, it's too powerful, and she dares to do it, a female baby, bolder than a male baby, a rare good seedling. In the future, you can take over the mantle of the old man. As soon as he said Anu, Hua Tuo's eyebrows fluttered.

"Elder Hua, don't you already have several apprentices, isn't it too late to let Anu inherit your mantle now? I just want her to learn whatever she wants, and she doesn't have to fiddle with corpses all day long. Liu Zhang felt that he had sent Anu to the wrong place, and it felt like he had been sent to a fire pit.

"Why, you kid is distressed, I heard Zhongjing say, you have a child at a young age, young man, you have to quit in color. The old man has created a set of five poultry operas, which can be taught to you for free, so that you can be strong and strong, so as to help you consolidate your foundation and cultivate the yuan, and help you stabilize the essence, so as not to decay before you get old. ”

Dizzy, why are these old Chinese medicine doctors like this?

"Hua Lao, don't listen to Mr. Zhongjing's nonsense, Anu and I don't have children now, we haven't married yet, where is the child, listen to his nonsense. Hua Lao, if there is nothing else, I'll go first. Liu Zhang was ready to slip away.

"Mr. Xian, I, I, I, I want to worship you, you as a teacher." Xiao Ma Jun before rushed out, knelt in front of Liu Zhang, and begged.

"No way!"

The two voices sounded at the same time, and Liu Zhang, who spoke, was startled, and glanced behind him, it seemed that Xiao Pang had also spoken out against it just now, Liu Zhang was a little strange.

Temporarily suppressed curiosity, and continued to say to Ma Jun: "You know that I don't accept apprentices, and I also have lectures at school, you can all come and listen, there is no need to make it so complicated, and you can also apprentice or something." ”

The key is that Liu Zhang doesn't know if this Ma Jun is the Ma Jun he is looking for, if it is true, he would like to accept a demon as an apprentice, if he can accept Zhuge Xiaodemon as an apprentice, it will be even cooler. Liu Zhang started YY again.

"I want to learn, learn to make wine, learn to print books, learn these, beg sir, accept me." Ma Jun knelt on the ground and couldn't stand up.

Liu Zhang has a big head.

"It's not impossible to apprentice, the key is to be smart enough. Ben Taishou is such a smart person, if he accepts a stupid apprentice, it will be troublesome. That's it," said Liu Zhang, as if he was juggling, took out a stack of cards, and said: "There is a set of test questions here, and if you pass the test, I will accept you as an apprentice, if you can't pass it, then there is no way." ”

Liu Zhangxin said, but it's not my final say, my apprentice position is very precious, it is for Zhuge Xiaoyou, Huang Yatou can also be, that girl has been here for several days, why don't you know how to come to apprentice, it's too eyeless, do you have to ask for the apprentice for me, it's too unusual.

Liu Zhang muttered in his heart and began the test.

This set of things was summoned by Liu Zhang when he was writing textbooks in the previous retreat, and when he really couldn't write anything, he wanted to develop his brain and dig deep into his memory. Liu Zhang has participated in a lot of recruitment interviews and the like before, and has done a lot of IQ tests, because he is bored, he summons everything he can recall. I just took it out for a test today.

Everyone didn't know what Liu Zhang was doing, and they all looked very curious.

Soon, the tests ended.

Liu Zhang summed up the results, and his face was a little ugly.

It's not that the grades are too bad and ugly, but that the grades are too good and ugly. Could it be that there is a problem with Lao Tzu summoning this set of things? No matter how casually a little kid comes, his grades are so much better than Lao Tzu's back then. Something must have gone wrong.

looked at the people around him, aimed at Xiao Pang, immediately put on a smiling face, and said with a smile: "Xiao Pang, this is very fun, you can try it too." ”

Xiao Pang seemed to see through Liu Zhang's mind at a glance, and his head shook like a rattle, and refused: "I don't do this, it's all children's play, boring." ”

made Liu Zhang angry.

There was no way, in front of everyone's eyes, Liu Zhang himself couldn't deceive a child with a clear conscience, so he had no choice but to come back and say to Ma Jun: "Okay, I'll reluctantly accept your apprentice, you kowtow to the teacher." ”

Before the words fell, someone immediately objected loudly: "No, you can't apprentice!" ”

"Xiao Pang, why are you again, what does it matter to me to accept apprentices, why do you object?" Liu Zhang is a little unhappy, this kid always likes to make trouble with himself.

"Of course I'm going to object, because I'm going to bow first." Xiao Pang said confidently. Then emphasized: "I want to be a senior brother!" ”

This reason is too strong.

"You want to worship me as a teacher?" Liu Zhang was a little unconvinced, this kid usually looked down on himself, "Then why didn't you want to do the test just now?" ”

"I can worship when I want to worship my teacher, I don't need to be that child's thing, I can worship whenever I want, but the senior brother must be mine." Xiao Pang announced very arrogantly.

Damn, who is the master, I am the master, okay.

"You want to worship me as a teacher, I don't want to accept it." Liu Zhang cut the railway. Such arrogance must be defeated first, otherwise even if you accept it, you will not be able to discipline it in the future.

"Sister Anu, he doesn't mean what he says, he promised me one thing, and he regrets it now!"

Damn, wait for me here. Liu Zhang fainted.

patted his head, his head hurt a little, "Don't shout, don't shout, I didn't say I wouldn't accept you, Xiao Pang, if I want to accept you as an apprentice, I will take a lot of risks as a teacher." ”

Xiao Pang despised this guy who was about to become his teacher, with a smart apprentice like me, what else do you have to be hypocritical, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "What are the risks?" ”

"Nothing else, but your face, and this nose, Ben Taishou is so handsome and dashing, and if you accept your apprentice, it will not be easy to come out in the future..., oops, why don't you find Hua Lao for plastic surgery first, do a plastic surgery, repair this face, straighten your nose, and then come to apprentice?" Without waiting for Xiao Pang to react, he continued to ask Hua Tuo: "Hua Lao, look at his face and this nose, this is trimmed, it is not too difficult to operate, right?" ”

"This, it's quite difficult, I haven't done it, I've never met such a patient before, if you want to get it, you have to have a reference, I'm afraid that the more you repair it, the more you disfigure, it's going to be troublesome." Hua Lao is very cooperative.

"Where can it be destroyed if it is destroyed again?" Liu Zhang was already laughing.

"Sister Anu, they bully me, they are all bad people!!" The senior brother, who had just reacted, began to run wild.

The crowd finally couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.