Britain also received news from spy channels that the Chinese Federation was engaged in manned spaceflight, but unlike the Americans and Germans who were suspicious, the British, who had a grudge against the Chinese Federation, regarded the fact that the Chinese Federation had the ability to send people to space as an April Fool's joke unique to the Chinese -- that is, they chose not to believe it at all. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

British newspapers, large and small, have made all kinds of cynicism about the news of the Chinese Federation's manned space flight, although some British scientists think that this is still possible, after all, the rocket on the photo is quite like that, but due to the current anti-science and anti-Fujian public opinion in Britain, some truths cannot be said publicly.

Nowadays, most Britons still believe that if they want to go to space or the moon, they need to build a long, thick one. Cannon barrels and a huge hollow shell, and then the astronaut gets into the shell, and when it is shot out, it goes into space - as for how the astronaut survives the shelling, that's another question. In any case, under the guidance of British critics, it is impossible for China to send people to space, let alone the moon.

In short, the British called it a huge fireworks display.

After Cixi Ci'an returned to Cairo from Japan, she learned that the British had attacked Cairo during the meeting, and the Empress Dowager of the Two Palaces was furious.

In order to retaliate against the British's sneak attack on the Cairo campaign, the Empress Dowager of the Two Palaces reached a secret agreement with Germany to secretly recruit civilian ships from Germany to transfer Qing soldiers from Northern Europe, 20,000 soldiers from each of the Mongolian and Tibetan Hui tribes and eight banners, a total of 60,000 Qing soldiers to land on British soil to fight under the cover of the Germans.

In order to hide people's eyes, several famous generals of the Qing court did not move, and the commander-in-chief of this landing operation was the little-known Lin Kui, and the deputy commander-in-chief was Ruilin. These two Manchu military ministers of the Xianfeng Dynasty have been military ministers for many years, and this time they are also given two people a chance.

Cixi Ci'an had already thought about it, and after avenging the revenge of the first emperor Xianfeng, she went to fulfill her promise and go to the Japanese city of Shenwu to retire. As a Manchurian, such opportunities naturally have to be left to Manchurians.

On November 4, 1870, on a foggy winter morning in the English Channel, the Germans called the Sea Lion Project began. The Germans secretly recruited civilian ships, mainly fishing boats and merchant ships, sent 60,000 Qing troops to the mainland of the British Isles in three batches in one day.

The first 20,000 Qing troops of all nationalities landed in England on muddy land, and a Tibetan soldier carrying a flag at the forefront planted the dragon flag on the land of the British Isles and shouted: "I declare that all rights and interests in this land and its appurtenances shall remain in the possession of the Chinese Federation for generations to come." ”

The British Army Wehrmacht from afar saw this scene and turned his heart upside down: "Your sister, this set is good for Lao Tzu to play the leftovers." ”

This set should be said to be the European colonizers played leftovers, when the European colonists planted flags to enclose the land, but never thought that these lands had owners, many local masters created a more brilliant civilization heritage than the Europeans at that time.

We always say that Hollywood will shoot the future of China's history, but in fact, there is nothing new under the sun, and everything can be analyzed by finding similar cases from history. Taking history as a mirror, Americans don't shoot history because there is nothing to shoot in the more than 200 years since the founding of the People's Republic of China, whether it is the bloody development of the East and the West, it is the history of the Americans' massacre and expulsion of the aborigines. This kind of thing is nothing to say now, but how awkward it is to shoot - it is not a person inside and out.

But about the history of winning a little in World War II, the United States has long been unaware of how many movies and TV series have been made. Europe is similar, the little pirate smell inherited from Greek civilization has not been washed away in the 21st century, and it is really not a person inside and outside - where did the famous globetrotter Magellan die? The answer is to participate in the war of the local indigenous tribes of the Philippines and be hacked to death by the local population.

This is also the earliest case of the death of a deceased, but in fact, Magellan at that time had a nautical chart - if it was not for his strong spirit of death, it is very likely that he returned to Spain alive, and it is likely that it is a Latin version of the nautical chart left by Zheng He during his voyage to the West - it should have flowed out during the exchange with the West Asians, and according to the current information, the detachment of Zheng He's fleet had already explored the American continent and the Australian continent - there are no British mainland islands on the map.

The Qing army set out from the port of Calais in Germany and landed near Dover in England, and after the third batch of Qing troops landed in the British Isles, the first batch of Qing troops who successfully landed had already attacked the outskirts of London and passed through Maidstone to the vicinity of Simoring. The fog that often fills the Strait of London successfully covered the sea lion action plan between China and Germany, and the visibility at sea is so low during the sea fog that it is almost necessary to stick this distance to see the shadow of the other party's ship. In order to avoid accidents, even the British Royal Navy does not go to sea to patrol or train during this period.

At this time, the slightly sluggish 10 Downing Street in England and the British royal family received the news that the British mainland had been invaded. This is different from the colony being robbed, the colony can be snatched back if it is lost, even if it can't be snatched back, it is just a loss of the colony, although it hurts the muscles but does not move the bones. If the country is lost, it means that Britain's light and heavy industrial production areas have all been lost, and how can a country without industry be able to rob a country with industry.

No. 10 Downing Street was like a bolt from the blue after hearing the news, even Napoleon, the lion of the European continent, had never landed on the three islands of the British mainland, but now the Qing Dynasty has done it.

After a while, the British prime minister, who had come to his senses, hurriedly dispatched troops to intercept the Qing army's attack on London -- seeing that the Qing army's march route was all the way to London. It's a pity that before the localities had time to send reports to London, they were completely killed by the Qing troops who came along the road.

No. 10 Downing Street was also in a hurry, and pulled out all the troops who were stationed in London, changed guards, were in training, and in short, all the troops that could be caught were pulled out to fight the Qing army. Make sure to keep London, keep Buckingham Palace, where the royal family is located, and keep everything in Downing Street.

The rainy and unusually cold winters in London caused most of the British's guns to fail, although some of the marines were equipped with detonator guns that were not afraid of rain - the British also lit rain iron. But this kind of detonator gun is useless for the Qing army's iron cans, not so much to shoot to hurt people, but to listen to the sound to give yourself courage.

When the Qing army was about to invade London, the capital of England, the British hero James who taught boxing among the people stood up and organized the resistance of the British people with an allegro, which reads: "God help me Christ fist, just because the Eight Banners are in England." Every day it rains and the ground is not dry, and it is all clear to cover the sky. Bichi female Xie Teman, that Qing Dynasty is disgusted, don't believe it, please take a closer look, the eight banners are all black-haired. Our Lady is angry, and the Holy Son is mortal, and they go down the mountain together to pass their fists, and they cut off the heads of chickens, and they drink blood and wine, and they burn yellow watches, and they make cigarettes, and invite millions of prophets, not with guns but with fists. It is not difficult to abolish the Eight Banners, destroy the railway, pull out the electric poles, sink the iron ship on the Thames, clear the Eight Banners, kill them all, and unify Britain with Britain. ”