After being thrown outside, the mayor of Qiyuan Town came home in a gloomy manner, sitting at home rubbing the painful place where he had just fallen, sulking. After sitting for a while, he didn't dare to stay at home again. When I came out of the house, I went to the kitchen and checked the progress of cooking.

"Mayor Mare! A few dishes were ready. When the chef saw the mayor coming, he flattered.

The mayor glanced at the prepared dishes, shook his head and said, "Don't be in a hurry to make the dishes first, you prepare the dishes first, and once you ask for them in front, you can hurry up and make them." Make a few braised vegetables first. When the new dish is cut, it is ready and put there. I'll go over there first, and I'll come back and shout. ”

"Mayor Mare? What's wrong with your forehead? ”

The mayor ignored him, touched his forehead, which had scratched a little skin, and went to the town hall hall.

At the side door leading to the town hall, the two guard dogs were still there. He stood where he was, not daring to go any further, nor daring to ask. The two watchdogs looked at him and looked at him, so frightened that he didn't stand there anymore. He took a dozen steps back, facing the door of the side door leading to the town hall, bent his knees, and knelt down.

In this case, he can't leave his post, right? Once Dai Daguan called him to serve the food, he had to immediately arrange for the chef to cook and serve the food. How can I move a stool and sit there without kneeling? The watchdogs are still standing there! In desperation, he had to kneel there.

Nima Di! What kind of official is this?

Even if the king of the Song Kingdom came, he wouldn't treat him like this! Bai Plating means that hey, the eye brother closes the mouth and heart chapter

The other miscellaneous servants in the town ya, seeing that the mayor was like this, were so frightened that they didn't even dare to fart, and shrunk their heads and did their jobs. Seeing that Dai Daguan's entourage was coming, he hurriedly put on his wit, nodded and said hello.

In the hall of the town office, Zhuangzi and Dai Benjia talked more and more speculatively, and time passed unconsciously. Dai Benjia deigned to leave the throne and sat in the position where the mayor had originally sit, face to face with Zhuangzi.

"Tea on tea!"

Speaking dryly, Dai Daguan shouted at his subordinates.

Two of his men trotted over and poured him tea. After pouring the tea, he retreated far away.

"Come back! Tea for Zhuangzi! ”

"Yes!" One of his subordinates reluctantly stepped forward and poured tea for Zhuangzi.

"Pour out the cold tea and pour it hot!"

Seeing that his subordinates poured the tea into Zhuangzi's tea bowl with the tea that had already been cold, Dai Daguan was very angry.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The man had no choice but to take the teapot in front of Zhuangzi and brew a pot of hot tea.

Seeing these people treating themselves like this, Zhuangzi sneered in his heart again: Out of the lacquer garden, you will all die! Nima Di! Who are you? Is! What man with what soldiers! With the virtue of wearing a big official, what good subordinates can he bring out?

The two drank tea for a while, and the hall of the town government was dark, and a few handymen came over lightly and lit the oil lamps on both sides.

Zhuangzi was already hungry, and when he saw that it was already dark outside, his stomach was even more hungry. At noon, the two of them just talked with the brother in black and ate indiscriminately, not knowing if they were full?

"Where's the dish? What about wine? Why hasn't it been delivered yet? ”

Dai Benjia only then remembered, it seems that he asked the mayor of Qiyuan Town to prepare wine and food, why hasn't he come yet? Not to mention, his stomach was hungry too.

"Dish! Tell you to serve! ”

When a watchdog heard this, he immediately shouted at the mayor who was kneeling there.

"Yes! Be! When the mayor received the order, as if he had received some gift from heaven, he immediately rose up with joy.

"Ouch!"

Because he had been kneeling for too long, he had just stood up, and he was unsteady on his feet and fell to the ground again.

"Nimadi! Useless! ”

"Rubbish!"

The two watchdogs guarding the door saw it and cursed angrily.

The mayor hurriedly got up again, and limped to the kitchen as he yelled for survival.

"Serve! Serving! Serve! Serve! The official wants to eat! ...... eating"

In the kitchen, when the chefs heard this, they immediately became busy.

Previously! The mayor told them that everything should be ready and ready to be served at any time. But! When they were ready, there was no movement over there. There was a chef who sneaked over here to see what was going on and how long it would take to get the food served. But when they got here, they found that the mayor was kneeling there.

Seeing that the town elders were all kneeling there, who would dare to come over and ask what was going on?

Today, this is not the world of the town chief, but the world of the Dai official.

The chef was so frightened that his knees went limp, and he retreated to the kitchen, where he stood by 24/7.

When he arrived at the kitchen, the mayor of the town took matters into his own hands and put the dishes that had been prepared long ago into the tray and brought them over. Behind him, followed by a few clever handymen, also carrying trays one by one.

When they arrived at the side gate of the town office, the two watchdogs let the mayor in, and no one else was allowed to enter.

The mayor of the town brought the dishes to Dai Daguan, put them away, and then went out again to take the dishes brought by the handymen outside and bring them in. Back and forth, I don't know how many times I ran, and I completely became a handyman.

"I asked you to prepare the food and drinks, how did you prepare them until now?"

When the wine and food were all on the table, Dai Daguan stared at the town elder and asked.

"Little damn it! Little damn it! ”

"Just damn it?" Dai Daguan shouted again.

The mayor hurriedly put down the tray in his hand and fell to his knees, his head lying on the ground, not daring to speak.

"Today, for Zhuangzi's sake, I'm in a good mood and spare you! Next time, I will snub my official like this, and I will be dragged out and cut directly! ”

Seeing that the town chief was frightened, Zhuangzi hurriedly arched his hand towards Dai Ben's Dai Daguan, and said, "You are the town mayor, you can sit down and drink and eat together!" Let the handymen do the work! ”

The mayor of the town was lying there, where did he dare to answer.

"Get up! Let the next man do this! Sit down to eat and drink! By the way, let's talk about how to manage the lacquer garden in the future. Dai Daguan spoke.

His tone softened a lot, and his expression changed. Just now! He's scaring people. Who knows, this mayor turned out to be a pustule, and he was paralyzed by fright.

The mayor got up and stood there bewildered.

"Come here!" Zhuangzi beckoned: "Come to my side and let the next person come and serve." ”

The town elder trembled and walked towards Zhuangzi.

Zhuangzi's eyes were quick, and he saw at a glance that the mayor was so frightened that he peed his pants just now. Right where he was lying there was a wet stain. The town chief's front clothes were also wet.

"You! Are you scared to pee your pants? ”

"No, no!" The mayor of the town hurriedly supported him.

Zhuangzi's nose sucked, and sure enough, he smelled urine. But! He didn't dare to point it out, so he hurried to help cover it up. Said: "Khan! Sweat! ”

Dai Daguan didn't let the pus-bag town elder be embarrassed anymore, and said with a smile: "Khan! Sweat! "And then! At his suggestion, two subordinates came over, gave the mayor a seat, and served wine and food.

"Hmmm! Right now! Zhuangzi, let's talk about how to manage the lacquer garden in the future? With your Zhuangzi talent, you will no longer have to deal with a small place like Qiyuan, right? ”

After everything returned to normal, Dai Daguan asked Zhuangzi while drinking.