In the midst of everyone's congratulations, Li Shimin left the East Palace and returned to the Forbidden Garden, and when he left, his pace was very fast, because he still had a lot of things to deal with. [Thousand ↑ Thousand △ Small ↓ Say △ Net W xQq ]

Li Shimin is different from Gao Ming, Gao Ming is just thinking about letting Hou Junji get out, but Li Shimin, as an emperor, he naturally has to consider more thoughtful.

Although Hou Junji was driven to the Andong Metropolitan Protectorate, he has been in the military department for so many years, and there must be many subordinates who are loyal to him, so what Li Shimin has to do now is to find out all these Hou Junji die-hard elements, and then move their positions to prevent variables.

Governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh, and he has to be cautious.

On the way back, Li Shimin also found that there were many new faces in the guards of the East Palace.

Li Shimin found that these guards were not like the previous Donggong Qianniu Guards, who bowed directly when they saw him, even if he walked past these guards, they would bow slightly towards him at most, which made Li Shimin feel very strange.

However, Li Shimin soon noticed the waist tags hanging on the waist armor stomach of these guards, and saw that there was a word "ride" on the waist tag, and Li Shimin immediately understood that these guards were from the people of the hundred cavalry guards.

Li Shimin knew that these hundred guards might not know him, because what he was wearing now was not a dragon robe, but a black brocade robe, if it weren't for Liu Bing, who was holding floating dust by his side, these guards might not even let him enter the door, let alone salute him.

It only took a short time for Li Shimin to analyze these reasons, so he didn't care very much, what made him care was that this guard looked at Liu Bing with very different eyes, and he felt a little frightened, which made Li Shimin very puzzled.

"Why do they seem to be afraid of a eunuch?"

But soon, he knew why.

When Li Shimin was about to walk out of the East Palace, he suddenly heard a group of people talking in the small courtyard around the corner, Li Shimin frowned, and asked Liu Bing to go back first, and he slowly walked into the small courtyard.

This small courtyard is the place where the guards rest and eat, it is the afternoon at this time, so some guards who change guards are concentrated here, as soon as Li Shimin enters, he sees a group of guards surrounding a young man in a brocade robe, and the young man is talking at this time.

"I told you, in this palace, but you must pay attention to the fact that the people in the palace are not as easy to talk to as our crown prince!"

The person who was talking was Li Goudan, but at this time he was no longer a civilian, but a Zhongshu from Zhengwupin, but Gao Ming didn't have a task assigned to him, so now he is just messing around in the small courtyard when he has nothing to do, and he has nothing to fool these guards. 一秒記住【千千小說w w w.x q q x o m】,為您提供精彩說閱讀。

For Li Goudan, being an official is just his part-time job, and his job is to fool people, so after coming to the East Palace, he couldn't help but start fooling again.

"Do you know who is the most terrifying person in this palace?"

Hearing Li Goudan's words, a guard of a hundred cavalry guards immediately raised his hand.

"Report to Master Li, I know this."

Raise your hand and say that the habit of reporting was taught to Zhang Sizheng by Gao Ming, and Zhang Sizheng took this as the rule of the military camp, so the current hundred cavalry guards have this habit.

Seeing him raise his hand, Li Goudan immediately nodded.

"Well, since you know it, just say it!"

"Yes, the most terrifying thing in the palace is His Majesty the Emperor!"

As soon as his words fell, Li Goudan immediately burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha...... Wrong! ”

At first, when Li Goudan laughed, the guard of the Hundred Cavalry Guards also laughed, but when Li Goudan said "wrong", his smile suddenly froze on his face.

"Uh...... The most terrifying thing is not His Majesty the Emperor, who else can it be? ”

In fact, this question is not only wanted by the guards of the hundred cavalry guards, but even Li Shimin, who had just stepped into the courtyard, also wanted to know.

In everyone's expectant gaze, Li Goudan smiled again.

"Hehe, then I'll tell you, the most terrible person in this palace is...... Eunuch! ”

As soon as his answer came out, everyone was stunned.

"What? Eunuch? ”

Li Goudan seemed to be satisfied with everyone's surprised expressions, so he smiled slightly.

"The most powerful person in the palace is naturally His Majesty the Emperor, but His Majesty the Emperor is so busy, even if you do something wrong, will he still have time to clean you up?"

Hearing Li Goudan's explanation, everyone couldn't help but nod their heads, even Li Shimin on the side felt that it was very reasonable, he was usually too busy with government affairs to be busy, how could he have time to care about the guards' mistakes?

Looking at everyone's approved expressions, Li Goudan suddenly became more proud, but at this time, a very serious look changed to his face.

"But the eunuchs are different, they are the masters in this palace, especially the ancestral eunuchs, they are good at all kinds of castration techniques, and they have achieved the realm of no knife in their hands and a knife in their hearts, as long as their minds move, before you can react, your balls will be gone."

To add credibility, Li Goudan also cited a fact.

"Do you know the little pig raised by His Royal Highness the Prince? Let me tell you, that little pig is my filial piety to His Royal Highness the Prince, but when I went to see it two days ago, guess what? Its balls are gone, and now it is a eunuch pig! ”

As soon as Li Goudan's words fell, a burst of inhalation suddenly sounded around him.

"Hiss......"

Looking at everyone's shocked expressions, Li Goudan suddenly sighed again.

"Alas, the poor little pig doesn't know how to offend that eunuch, I heard that his ancestors were eunuchs for eighteen generations, and now in his generation, he can be described as a eunuch among eunuchs, a strong general among eunuchs, as long as one look can castrate people, and he can no longer be a man, so he can only enter the palace as a eunuch like him."

After speaking, Li Goudan stood up in the shocked eyes of everyone, with a sad look on his face, shook his head and left the small courtyard, and patted him on the shoulder when he passed in front of Li Shimin.

"Yo, you're pretty raw, just here? I see that your face is very rich, do a good job for His Royal Highness the Prince, and the benefits will be indispensable to you in the future. ”

Hearing Li Goudan's words, Li Shimin immediately laughed.

"Where did you see that I was rich?"

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, Li Goudan immediately laughed.

"Isn't this clear? Our crown prince is the most blessed person in the world, your face is so similar to his, how can you get one-twelfth of his blessings. ”

When Li Shimin heard Li Goudan's words, he suddenly cried and laughed.

"Only ten-twelve?"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Li Goudan suddenly glared at him dissatisfied.

"Isn't ten-twelve? You are too greedy, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince once said that you can't be ambitious, you have to be down-to-earth, as long as you work diligently, you will always come out. ”

Speaking of this, Li Goudan patted Li Shimin's shoulder again.

"Do it well, for the sake of your resemblance to the prince, I will cover you, whoever bullies you in the East Palace in the future, you will report my name of Li Goudan, okay, the official is going to eat, you work hard, I am optimistic about you!"

After speaking, Li Goudan walked away with his hands behind his back and in figure-eight steps, leaving Li Shimin standing in place with a crying and laughing face.

"For the sake of my portrait of the crown prince, cover me?"

Li Shimin shook his head while laughing.

"It turns out that this guy is Li Goudan, although he has some market spirit, he is quite loyal. But is what he just said true or false? ”

Li Shimin walked while thinking about it, and unconsciously arrived at the door of the imperial study, and when he saw him coming back, Liu Bing hurriedly saluted him.

"Your Majesty!"

Li Shimin nodded and pushed open the imperial study and was about to walk in, but he had just stepped into the door and suddenly thought of something, he suddenly stopped, and then looked back at Liu Bing.

"Liu Bing, do you know that the prince has a castrated pig?"

When Liu Bing heard Li Shimin's words, he was immediately stunned.

"How did Your Majesty know about this?"

Although Liu Bing was surprised, he didn't dare to lie and told the truth to Li Shimin.

"Don't dare to deceive Your Majesty, the little wild boar in the East Palace of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was castrated by the old slave himself!"

Originally, Li Shimin just asked casually, but he didn't expect that this thing was true, but the person concerned was still Liu Bing by his side.

Li Shimin's eyes widened in surprise and gasped.

"Shhh...... It turns out that you are the elite general among the eunuchs whose ancestors have been eunuchs for eighteen generations, and can castrate people with just one look! ”

“(⊙o⊙)…”

After listening to Li Shimin's words, Liu Bing was stunned at the time, he didn't know that the culprit who made him "take the blame" was stealing fun in the East Palace.

"The guy over there actually really believed me, it's so stupid, hahahaha!"

At this time, the fun in Li Goudan's heart is about the pleasure of "pretending to be forced to run", and at the same time, there is also a sense of superiority that crushes others in IQ.

Li Goudan originally relied on deceiving people to live, since he was caught by Gao Ming, he found that deceiving people is also divided into grades, and deceiving ordinary people can only make a little money at most, but the prince who deceived King Qi can actually be an official!

"It turns out that this is what the prince said about IQ crushing, and now I finally understand why the prince sent someone to guard the door of the inn to arrest me, it's so interesting."

However, Li Goudan didn't know that sometimes IQ crushing would definitely solve all the troubles, such as Gao Ming's current experience.

"Big brother, hurry up and return the little tiger to your son, or your son-in-law will tell your sister-in-law that you stole the belly of the book, and tell your father that you stole your sister-in-law's belly!"

“……”

Gao Ming is a little crying now, he found that since Li Mingda lived in his East Palace, he began to change from a good sister to a bear child, and now he will threaten him, and it is such a shy thing.

Anyway, how did she know that she had taken Su Wan'er and the book's belly?