Chapter 152: The face smiled like a chrysanthemum

Don't look at the magnificence of the palace, it looks like a fairyland on earth, but don't forget that the palace is also full of crises, Li Yan can survive in the palace and become the head of the inner house, his IQ is at least not low.

When Wu Dalang said this, his first reaction was that this might be a trap, such a trap is very common, even Li Yan himself has used it several times.

Li Yan looked at Wu Dalang and was very angry, as if he was deliberately provoking him, as if to say: Come on, be happy, have the ability to gamble.

The general radical Li Yan will not be fooled, he is just a minion, his forbearance skills can be said to be "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but it is different for Wu Dalang, this guy is a seven-rank official, why does he dare to jump so much in front of him?

Li Yan had the intention of accepting this bet out of anger, of course, the intention was to return to the plan, Li Yan was still a little hesitant, he needed a reason that this was not a trap.

After having this plan, Li Yan's idea came naturally: this Wu Dalang is just a restaurant owner, but I heard that the handwriting is not bad, and I have never seen a painting, besides, he is not very old, even if a young man is evil, it is impossible to know everything, is he deliberately pretending to be strong, making me timidly retreat, well, it must be like this.

After Li Yan figured it out, he immediately said: "Bet on it, your majesty's painting is something you can remedy." Say, what do you want to bet on? ”

Huizong, who was originally very angry, watched these two people actually gamble, he thought it was very interesting to be fun, and he simply became an interesting melon eater.

Wu Dalang smiled and said: "If I can remedy this painting, it means that I am right, you are wrong, and vice versa." And the child who does the wrong thing will be spanked, and whoever loses will let His Majesty order a hundred big boards. ”

Huizong and Li Yan trembled when they heard this hundred big boards, and they felt that the chrysanthemums were tight, this is a hundred big boards, and it will kill people after the fight.

However, Huizong immediately felt that the blood in his whole body was boiling, and he gambled that this was not too exciting.

Compared with Huizong's excitement, Li Yanke was frightened, seeing Wu Dalang so ruthless, he suddenly retreated a little, that is a hundred boards, and he will return to the west immediately after the fight.

Li Yan regretted a little, why did he agree to bet just now, what can he do now, he is the general manager of the interior, he still wants face, and he takes the bet himself, and he has to gamble with tears.

Li Yan smiled embarrassedly: "Young people are irritable, a hundred big boards will beat people to death, small gambling pleasure, big gambling hurting the body, we don't have any deep hatred, there is no need to work hard, so let's do it, just twenty big boards." It should be a punishment. ”

After hearing this, Huizong silently looked at Li Yan, and his little eyes seemed to say: Sure enough, it's a eunuch, it's really cowardly...

Although Li Yan didn't know what Huizong wanted to say, he could still see that kind of contemptuous gaze, but the emperor despised him, and he couldn't do anything, if it was someone else, Li Yan kicked it over, and then scolded: You are special, it's not that you bet that you can of course say cool things on the side, a hundred big boards will beat your ass and try, grass.

Wu Dalang pouted and said, "Twenty is twenty, then Your Majesty will be the referee." ”

Huizong, the emperor, is simply tired of being crooked, and now that he has a referee, he is still very excited, nodded and said: "Yes, Wu Aiqing starts, I will definitely make a flawless judgment on this gambling game fairly, justly, and openly." ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched: When you are a referee, you can still take what you can, and when the emperor sees that you are not so concerned. So... The only advantage of being an emperor is probably to pretend that no one dares to refute it.

After Huizong finished speaking, Wu Dalang also walked to the table and looked at the painting spread on the table.

I have to say that there are still artistic cells of this emperor who doesn't do his job, and the painting is indeed a good painting.

This is a landscape painting, depicting a mountain stream, the mountain stream is turbulent, the strange rocks in the water are craggy, and there are mountains and trees around... It looks a little quiet and far-reaching.

But the only fly in the ointment in the painting is that there is an extra line on the side of a stone on the river bank for no reason, and this line is as uncomfortable as if it is stuck in the throat.

If you look at the whole picture, this small stroke is not noticeable at all, but if you are tasting, this stroke is a whole painting.

Wu Dalang looked at the painting and pretended to be helpless, and then sighed.

Li Yan heard Wu Dalang sigh and immediately said: "Your Majesty, there is no way to supervise the imperial history, you should immediately order him to be dragged out to play the twenty boards." ”

Huizong was also a little moved, after all, his painting was destroyed by Wu Dalang, and now he can't repair it, Huizong is still a little angry, and he didn't wronged him.

When Huizong was about to give the order, Wu Dalang glanced at Li Yan: "Since you think I can't remedy it, why don't you continue the bet of a hundred boards?" ”

Li Yan's eyes widened: "You..."

A hundred big boards can also be regarded as a shame for Li Yan, about this bet, even Huizong despises him, Wu Dalang really can't open any pot.

The more Li Yan looked at Wu Dalang, the more angry he became, and said loudly: "There is no need for a hundred boards, since you want to play, then add twenty boards." ”

A smile spread on Wu Dalang's face again: "Yes, the forty boards are so decided." ”

After Wu Dalang finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Huizong: "Your Majesty, borrow your pen and use it." ”

Huizong nodded slightly, he was also curious now, whether this Wu Dalang would make amends, wouldn't it be a scribble later?

Watching Wu Dalang take the pen, Li Yan suddenly became a little scared, Forty boards, even if he is the head of the inner board, those people may not dare to fight too hard, but if Wu Dalang gets in the way, the forty boards can still kill him.

Thinking about it, dense sweat appeared on Li Yan's forehead, and he watched Wu Dalang draw nervously, praying in his heart that Wu Dalang would fail quickly.

Wu Dalang is still very confident in his hundred painting skills, otherwise he dared to disturb him just now when he knew that Huizong was painting, it would be like looking for death like a little nobleman.

I didn't see that even the little nobleman is smart now, when Huizong was painting, he was silently holding the plate, and he didn't dare to say a word, he was really afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for ten years.

Wu Dalang took the pen and dipped it in ink slightly, and then landed the pen on the line that Huizong had accidentally clicked just now.

After the tip of Wu Dalang's brush fell, the brush was slightly raised. Then, what was originally a small line became... Big lines...

Huizong looked at Wu Dalang's masterpiece and the whole person was not good, is this a remedy? This is clearly not to be saved when you die.

Li Yan looked at the thick line, as if he saw that it was a long stick that hit Wu Dalang's buttocks.

Li Yan's face turned into a smile... Chrysanthemum.

(End of chapter)