Chapter 300 Chapter 36 Female Warrior

was rubbed by Gao Ming just now, and Li Shimin suddenly even got goosebumps.

Looking at him with a stunned look on his face at this time, Li Shimin's anger suddenly came out and glared at him viciously again.

"Why don't you take your hand off my neck? Hum! ”

"Oh!"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Gao Ming felt his hand take away from his neck, and then smiled flatteringly at Li Shimin.

"Hehe, I can't help it for a while, you are so wise and powerful, I believe you must be able to understand my admiration for you, hehehehehe......"

“……”

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Shimin immediately gave him an angry look.

"Your mouth will say anything, okay, leave the stuff behind, get out!"

"Oh!"

Seeing that Li Shimin had given the order to evict the guest, Gao Ming immediately nodded, and then turned to leave, but after taking two steps, he hurriedly turned back, and took three bottles of perfume from the bamboo basket and stuffed them into his arms.

Looking at Gao Ming's movements, Li Shimin's eyes suddenly widened.

"You ......"

Seeing that Li Shimin was looking at him in astonishment, Gao Ming immediately shrugged his shoulders at him.

"Don't look at me like this, I'm going to take these three bottles back to Wan'er, Zhou Hong, and Meng Xin, the rest is yours, okay, I'll go first."

Speaking of this, Gao Ming tilted his head towards the servant again.

"Waiter, let's go!"

"Yes!"

With that, the two of them left the imperial study one after the other.

Gao Ming didn't know that as soon as they left with their front feet, Li Shimin couldn't wait to pick up the perfume on the side and pull out the lid, and then pour out some and apply it to his hands and face.

After applying, he took a deep breath, and his face was suddenly intoxicated.

"Fragrant, so fragrant!"

Li Shimin was so excited to apply perfume to himself, of course, not because he had psychological problems, but because he was an "original" Tang Dynasty man.

In fact, in the era of Datang, grease and powder are not women's patents, and many men like to do this, and everyone regards it as normal.

In other words, the most important thing in Datang is the sissy.

The men of the Tang Dynasty have a more or less "motherly" side, in addition to grease and powder, they also have some other hobbies, such as wearing flowers.

Take Li Shimin as an example, once during the Mid-Autumn Festival, he took his ministers to visit the imperial garden, and looking at the autumn chrysanthemums blooming in the imperial garden, he suddenly picked one on a whim and put it on his ears.

If it were in later generations, this practice would definitely cause a lot of vomiting, but in the Tang Dynasty, seeing Li Shimin's behavior, the ministers were not surprised, but they all applauded him for wearing these flowers well and beautifully.

It can be seen from this that the atmosphere of Datang is like.

Even applying grease and powder and wearing flowers are not unusual, and perfume is even less so.

Gao Ming gave Li Shimin more than 30 bottles of perfume, he thought that Li Shimin would give the perfume to more than 30 concubines, but Li Shimin obviously didn't think so.

Li Shimin only plans to give these perfumes to the four concubines and nine concubines, and he plans to use the rest himself, because for him, his own fragrance is the real fragrance!

Li Shimin's thoughts were obviously unknown, and after giving Li Shimin the perfume, he left the imperial study with his sword and returned to the East Palace.

As soon as he returned to the East Palace, Gao Ming was so frightened by the two people standing at the door that he gasped.

"Hiss......"

Gao Ming remembered that there were two little eunuchs with beautiful eyebrows who were guarding here, but now they have become two fat women with big shoulders and round waists!

At this time, the two fat women standing in front of Gao Ming were at least one meter eight or more tall, and one arm was as thick as Gao Ming's calf, and the whole person looked like a mountain of meat.

Gao Ming roughly estimated that the weight of the two of them was definitely not less than 400 catties!

"Oh, humanoid tank, what's going on?"

Seeing Gao Ming's shocked appearance, the waiter suddenly covered his mouth and laughed.

"Hehe, have you forgotten, Your Highness the Prince? This is the person you asked Gonggong Liu to send! ”

"Liu Bing sent it?"

"That's right!"

Seeing Gao Ming's reaction, the waiter suddenly smiled even more happily.

"Gonggong Liu said, these sisters are all strong men, and ordinary two or three big men can't get close to them, but they're amazing!"

"Uh......"

Gao Ming felt that Liu Bing was modest, not to mention anything else, just say that the two standing in front of him, let alone two or three people, ten people like himself were not enough for them to fight.

"Nana Di Xiong, if in the next life, these two fat women go to participate in the island country sumo tournament, maybe they will be Yokozuna-level figures, and it is really condescending to follow me, where did Liu Bing find these two best guys?"

Although the waiter couldn't understand what Gao Ming was saying, listening to Gao Ming's admiring tone, she couldn't help laughing again.

"Hehe, His Royal Highness the Prince, Gonggong Liu has sent five hundred female wrestlers, in addition to Sister Ruhua and Sister Ruyu, there are four hundred and ninety-eight, this whole afternoon, the crown princess has arranged for them, and there are ......"

"Wait!"

Before the waiter could finish speaking, Gao Ming stretched out his palm and interrupted her.

"Shishu, how many fat women like this did you say just now?"

"Four hundred and ninety-eight, isn't this the person Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince asked Gonggong Liu to send?"

"Uh......"

Hearing the answer of the waiter, Gao Ming was stunned.

There is no doubt that this order was indeed given by Gao Ming himself, replacing the eunuchs with sturdy female wrestlers, and gradually banning the eunuch system in the Tang Dynasty, which was a decision made by Gao Ming a long time ago, but these female wrestlers were too strong, so he was so surprised.

Soon, Gao Ming suppressed the shock in his heart, and he wiped the sweat from his head while letting out a long sigh.

"Alas...... Forget it, since everyone has sent it, let you princess arrange it. ”

"Yes!"

At this moment, Gao Ming suddenly sounded something, and he immediately smacked his mouth.

"Tsk...... By the way, the waiter, just now you said that Ruhua and Ruyu, who are they? ”

As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, before the servant could speak, a muffled thunderous voice came from the side.

"The slave maid Ruhua has seen His Royal Highness the Prince!"

"The slave is like a jade, and I have seen His Royal Highness the Prince!"

Hearing this voice, Gao Ming looked back and saw that the two "Roshan" that were originally standing in front of him suddenly knelt down towards him, and when they knelt down, Gao Ming seemed to see some dust on the ground and began to rise.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming's eyes suddenly straightened.

"You're just like flowers?"

"Yes, His Royal Highness the Prince!"

“……”

Hearing the two admit it, Gao Ming suddenly wiped his face, looked at the two of them, and showed a complicated face.

"The name Ruhua is so wronged by you, I decided to change your name, and in the future, one of you will be called a tank, and the other will be called a roller!"

“……”