Chapter XXIII: The Punishment of Impulsiveness
Ding Dong on the side showed joy on his face, Yan Shu's couplet kung fu is well-known in the country, even if it is Xu Yan, it may not be compared.
Zhao Yunrang didn't care, unless Yan Shu came up with something moth, otherwise, it wasn't a matter of being able to catch it.
"Just ask Yan to sacrifice the wine to the right one!"
Yan Shu nodded, he still appreciated Zhao Yunrang's bearing.
Therefore, this literati is somewhat perverted.
It is they who despise the literati, and it is they who sympathize with each other.
"Now that the Mid-Autumn Festival has passed, the winter solstice has not yet arrived, I will take the Mid-Autumn Festival as the theme, the Mid-Autumn Festival in August!"
Ouyang Xiu next to him frowned slightly, he knew that this upper link was obtained by Yan Shu two days ago, and he couldn't get the next link.
Zhao Yun let him care about that, as long as he didn't see the scene, it would basically be difficult for him, not to mention that this look is ready-made!
"Half past two in the middle of the night!"
"Okayβ" Xu Zhicheng shouted loudly.
Ouyang Xiu couldn't help but blurt out a good shout.
Yan Shu was taken aback, you must know that this Shanglian is in the Guozi Prison, but no one can do it.
The reason is that it seems simple, but it is the same from beginning to end, with numbers in the middle, which implies that the Mid-Autumn Festival is on August 15.
And although Zhao Yunrang's lower link is not a festival, the numbers at the beginning and end coincide, and five watches in one night, isn't it two and a half watches in the middle of the night?
Ding Dong's face is like the color of earth, and he knows this couplet.
But the mechanism in this couplet, he pondered for half an hour to figure it out, let alone the right one.
Zhao Yunrang didn't think twice and replied, this is not a little stronger than him!
Xu Zhicheng really didn't know the beauty of this couplet, but when he saw that Zhao Yun was right, Yan Shu and the others did not object, he applauded.
Zhao Yunrang frowned, isn't this looking for something by himself?
Originally, Yan Shu may have been unable to get over his face, and it was difficult to teach himself a lesson.
If you are right, it is estimated that this matter will pass, but this applause may be sideways.
The key is that the Xu family was originally born as a Jinshi, and he was made a marquis with martial arts, which is the object of vacillation and both civil and military affairs.
Doesn't this applaudation be tantamount to a clear position?
Sure enough, Yan Shu's face was unhappy.
Before he could say anything, Xu Yan on the side had already stepped forward: "Old man Xu Yan, there is also a joint invitation to the little prince!" β
Zhao Yun let him know that this was Xu Yan who came to step down for himself.
So he said respectfully: "Mr. Xu, please-"
Xu Yan smiled: "The old man used to be an official in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and when he saw Feihong by the river, he had to join the alliance, and there is no right so far - Hong is a bird by the riverββ"
Everyone was shocked, this couplet is too difficult!
Zhao Yunrang smiled secretly, this can be encountered: this pair is not only a split word couplet, but also has a pun on the riverside, which not only refers to the side of the river character, but also refers to the side of the river.
The difficulty is great, but the answer is ready-made!
This old man really thinks highly of himself, but if he also directly goes out of the next link, he will be coaxed again if he can't keep Xu Zhicheng.
Therefore, Zhao Yunrang looked thoughtful and did not answer for a long time.
Ouyang Xiu on the side also fell into thought.
Xu Zhicheng and the others clenched their fists to cheer up Zhao Yunrang.
Xue Tao looked proud: "Isn't the little prince a little embarrassed?" β
Zhao Yunrang looked at Xue Tao, nodded and said, "Yes, it's a little embarrassing, could it be that Brother Xue is interested in doing my brother a favor and matching this pair?" β
Xue Tao was speechless for a moment, and said with a forced smile: "This is the pair that Mr. Xu gave to the little prince, how can I do it on my behalf?" β
Although Xu Zhicheng has a rough temperament, he doesn't save face at all for Xue Tao: "If you don't say it, don't talk nonsense, pretending to be disgusting." β
Xue Tao suddenly blushed and had a thick neck, but he didn't have a good seizure, so he had to step aside hatefully, secretly hoping that Zhao Yun would not be right.
"Yes," Zhao Yunrang made a sudden look of inspiration, "Old man, 'silkworms are insects in the world', okay?" β
Xu Yan stroked his palm: "It's really good, it's wonderful!" Uncle Tong, this son is really talented, and he lives up to the name of 'floating clouds'! β
Yan Shu also smiled, as the chief priest of the country, the top leader of the Northern Song Dynasty education circle, Yan Shu is still very willing to see such a talented junior.
"Okay, well, since you even match Mr. Xu's couplet, then the door of this Guangwen Pavilion can be entered!"
But having said that, Yan Shu's body didn't move.
Ouyang Xiu looked at Zhao Yun and gave him a crazy look.
Zhao Yunrang understood that at this time, as long as he bowed his head and bowed, he called Yan Shu a teacher, and the matter ended perfectly.
After that, even if it is Zhao Yuanyan, I am afraid that he is willing to let Yan Shu be Zhao Yunrang's teacher, which is something that can be met but not sought.
But Zhao Yunrang didn't want to do this, but arched his hand to Yan Shu: "Old gentleman, Lord Sacrificial Wine, the so-called assessment is just a joke of Shicai, and I am afraid that such a entry into the Guangwen Pavilion will give people a handle." β
"There is a sentence in the younger generation, look at my court, there is a lot of discord between the civil and military, if the Guangwen Pavilion can be taught without class, and treat everyone equally, maybe it can be alleviated, and the kid will not dare to enter here."
As he spoke, he turned his head and clasped his fists towards everyone, patting the agreement in his arms: "The gentleman has made a promise, and I hope that all of you brothers will not forget your promise!" β
Everyone was sweating like rain, can this matter also be said in front of Yan Shu?
Arching his hand towards Yan Shu and Xu Yan, and nodding slightly to Ouyang Xiu, Zhao Yunrang turned around and walked straight away.
Xu Yan and Yan Shu looked at each other, their faces quite solemn.
Zhao Yunrang's talent is undoubted, and he can make poems like "not afraid of clouds and clouds", and his ambition can be known.
"It's a pityβ" Xu Yan shook his head.
"It's a pity!" Yan Shu nodded.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, Yan Shu groaned slightly: "This promise refers to-"
Everyone was forced to be helpless, so they had to tell what happened.
On that day, the roar of Yan sacrificial wine in the Guangwen Museum was endless, the sound of the ruler, and the ghosts cried wolf.
Zhao Yunrang felt a little heavy along the way.
Ouyang Xiu, Yan Shu, these are all the great gods of the Northern Song Dynasty!
Although he resisted all the way, Zhao Yunrang still felt very embarrassed, especially in the last few words, obviously a little impulsive.
With a little suspicion, he politely declined Xu Zhicheng's invitation, and promised to accompany him to Tsing Yi Lou to see you after having time, Zhao Yunrang returned to Biluo Villa.
As soon as he entered the door, a trembling old man greeted him: "Little prince, the prince told you to go!" β
Zhao Yunrang already knew that this old man was Zhao Yuanyan's personal butler, although he didn't understand why he was such an old man.
But when he was summoned for the first time, Zhao Yunrang still had some mixed feelings.
The reason for the complexity is very simple, he is also a dove occupying the magpie's nest, who knows if there is telepathy between this father and son.
However, he had already met in Weiyang Pavilion before, and Zhao Yunrang at least knew that Zhao Yuanyan's temper was not very good.
This is also very easy to understand, a high-powered prince, can you do it if you have a good temper?
Beat the horse and turned back to the capital, all the way to the study, Zhao Yunrang has grown so big, and he has never come in.
The old man stood at the door and motioned for Zhao Yun to let him in.
Zhao Yunrang didn't care, and directly pushed the door into the house.
As soon as he entered the house, Zhao Yunrang jumped.
In the center is a bookcase.
On one side of the bookcase stood a young man, who was the eldest brother Cho Yun-hee.
Behind the bookcase, Zhao Yuanyan sat in an armchair, full of majesty, and his face was very grim.
Zhao Yunrang didn't ignore the sympathy in Zhao Yunxi's eyes, but he didn't know where he caused trouble again.
In the matter of Weiyang Pavilion before, Zhao Yuanyan took 20,000 taels of silver for nothing.
So although the commotion is a little bigger, it should have passed, and Zhao Yuanyan is not an endless character.
"I've seen my father!"
Zhao Yunrang bowed respectfully, he didn't object to the bowing ceremony, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to his parents, this is nothing.
Zhao Yuanyan didn't speak, and stared at Zhao Yunrang with a pair of tiger eyes for a moment.
Zhao Yunrang felt a little chill in his back, something was wrong with this situation, but he didn't speak.
After a long time, Zhao Yuanyan snorted: "Hmph, I gave birth to a good son!" β
It doesn't sound right, this speech must be matched with the expression, if it is said with a hand twist and a smile, it is obviously a positive meaning.
But the obvious face is sinking like water, and the irony in these words is too obvious.
"Please teach your father!"
Zhao Yuanyan sneered: "You still need my teachings, you can fight against the wine and poetry of the country's priest, where can I teach you?" β
Zhao Yunrang was suddenly shocked and a little frightened, it turned out that it was because of the couplet with Yan Shu.
I just said goodbye to Xu Zhicheng and others, and delayed some time to go home.
As a result, Zhao Yuanyan actually knew about it, which shows that these eight kings are not in vain.
"Father, I am in a hurry to obey the power, and I have no choice but to do it!"
Zhao Yunrang didn't say much, but his attitude was very clear: It's not that I want to do it, it's no way.
Zhao Yuanyan stood up suddenly, and had to make a halberd: "Above the court, the civil and military affairs are also unavoidable?" β
Zhao Yunrang was speechless, he felt that this was a bit impulsive, and let the old man grab the handle.
When I first learned this history, I always felt that the Northern Song Dynasty was weak, because of the emphasis on literature and the suppression of military force, and the disagreement between civil and military, so I was impulsive and blurted out.
"The child knows it's wrong!"
Zhao Yuanyan didn't expect Zhao Yun to admit his mistake so simply, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.
Zhao Yunxi, who was on the side, looked at Zhao Yunrang, who lowered his head and admitted his mistake: "Father, since the fifth brother knows his mistake, he must have also figured out the stakes, and asked his father to read it when he was young, forgive him this time!" β
Zhao Yuanyan said angrily: "Forgive him? Hmph, from today onwards, you will go to Zhuangzi, and you will not be allowed to return to the capital without my order! β
Zhao Yun paused, bowed down and said, "The child obeys!" β
After saying that, he turned around and quit.
Cho Yoon-hee opened his mouth and finally didn't speak.
Zhao Yuanyan was angry: "Xi'er, do you think that this treatment for your father is a bit excessive, do you think that once today's words spread to the court, will anyone think that this is his childish words?" This is the attitude of the royal palace! β
"Now that the new emperor is on the throne, the queen mother hangs the curtain, and she is afraid that her father Taoguang will be caught by those civil officials, so let her son pour it and send them directly!"
"Look at it, within three days, the imperial court will definitely take action against him!"