Chapter 283: The Nagging King
At this moment, Zhou Fang, whose mind was "stuffed" with the three words Nie Tingyin, was completely carried away, and when he "danced" to the door, he didn't notice the doorrail under his feet.
So, with a crisp sound of "bar......", Zhou Fang's right toe was tripped by the hard pine door railing, and then, the happy and sad goods, like a fish jumping over the dragon gate, stretched out and rushed forward into the street.
"Ah......" as the whole person flew out of the door like a dive, Zhou Fang, who had a "golden voice", roared, and his roar, with a thick obscene atmosphere, frightened away several beautiful birds in the courtyard with lingering branches.
Loss, Zhou Fang is not an ordinary weak scholar, he is an all-rounder who can write and martial arts, just when he was about to slap his face on the ground, he hurriedly slammed his palms and slammed the ground, and then, Zhou Fang's whole person, like a spring, quickly rebounded back.
After standing firm again, Zhou Fang, who lost the adult's life in front of everyone, left here with no face at all, he was like a frightened toad, and disappeared into the courtyard after a few jumps, and his embarrassed back when he fled left a "deep" impression on the people eating in the hall.
"Hehe......" After Zhou Fang "hugged his head and ran away", the shallowest little nun in the city government was Jingxin and Jingyi, and at the same time covered her mouth and chuckled.
Immediately, Lu Yu, who felt that his eldest brother was too embarrassed, also laughed twice with "Ha, Ha......", and his laughter was full of embarrassment.
After hearing her husband's laughter, "Xianggong ......" thought that Lu Yu was laughing at her "idol", and turned her head to stare at him.
After receiving the complaining eyes of his eldest daughter-in-law, Lu Yu, who was smiling awkwardly, immediately shut up, he didn't want to "hurt" his daughter-in-law because of the problem of "idols", after all, he came through from the future, and he knew very well how "terrible" women were when chasing stars, and that state was more crazy than a madman.
"Master Lu Shi......" has already seen that his newly accepted lay disciple "True Fragrance" Mu Hanxiang is a little unhappy Lao Ni Xuanyi, and he relieved Lu Yu and said: "What kind of kung fu do you want to learn, our Emei faction, the most powerful kung fu is palm and swordsmanship, you ......"
"Oh......" After listening to Master Xuanyi's introduction to Emei Kung Fu, Lu Yu immediately performed with a frowning and thoughtful look.
To be honest, Lu Yu has long understood that there are not many types of martial arts he can practice, and the reason is very simple, because:
First of all, I can't practice hand-to-hand combat, because I have the problem of "cleanliness", whether others beat me or hit others, I will "get dirty", and I don't like to be dirty, and I won't do that if I am dirty, I won't do it to death.
Secondly, I won't practice swordsmanship, although, weapons like swords, are also very powerful when practiced, but, when used, it's not so easy, to put it bluntly, swordsmanship is nothing more than "splitting" and "stabbing" two moves,
Although the knife technique has fewer tricks than the sword technique, and even only one move - "slash", however, compared to the two very distorted movements of "chopping" and "stabbing", Lu Yu prefers "chopping", "chopping", which is the most convenient action he makes.
In addition to knife skills, Lu Yu also wanted to learn some marksmanship, after all, the most powerful weapons in his hand were those pure copper spears, and it would be a bit wasteful to use only these "big killing weapons" as throwing weapons.
"Mrs. Shi, I want to learn," after thinking for a while, Lu Yu, who already had the answer, replied: "Knife skills and spearmanship, I don't know ......."
"Oh...... ...... like this" After listening to the other party's answer, she was slightly surprised that Lu Yu did not choose Emei's most powerful palm and swordsmanship, but chose sword and spearmanship, however, she had rich experience and also understood the truth that everyone has their own ambitions, so she did not ask Lu Yu why he chose those two weapons.
"It's still useful, Mrs. Shi, I still want to learn a little bit of the method of secret weapons...... "As long as it is a martial arts method that does not require hand-to-hand combat, Lu Yu, who has symptoms of "late stage of cleanliness", wants to learn a little.
"Hidden Weapon ......" Master Xuanyi, who didn't want to ask, had doubts about Lu Yu's purpose of learning Kung Fu after hearing that Lu Yu wanted to learn Secret Weapon Kung Fu, worried that Lu Yu was trying to do evil to her, so she whispered and probed: "Why does Master Lu Shi want to learn Secret Weapon Kung Fu?" ”
"Hui Shitai, after all, I am a scholar, I will be an official in the future, as a civil official, it is a bit indecent to carry a knife and a gun on my body, so, learn some hidden weapons in case of emergency...... "The real reason is that he is "clean" and afraid of dirty, and Lu Yu, who will not dirty his hands with a hidden weapon, did not tell this reason to Master Xuanyi, for fear of people's "jokes", and in the end, he temporarily made up an excuse that there were not too many flaws, and prevaricated.
"Oh, that's the case......" Although Lu Yu's reason was a little far-fetched, fortunately, Lu Yu said it very sincerely, and there were almost no flaws in his words, so Mrs. Xuanyi accepted it.
"It's too hard......" After hearing that the other party did not continue to ask, Lu Yu, who knew that his "garbage" excuse had worked, was immediately relieved.
"Our Emei faction's knife skills, spear skills and hidden weapon techniques, although not the top of the rivers and lakes, but also first-class, after you are proficient, use it to defend yourself is ......" After eating for a long time, Xuanyi Shitai, who was finally "full", said to Lu Yu after putting down the chopsticks: "Lord Lu, don't be afraid of the old nun and I nag, even if you practice martial arts to the first in the world, that can't guarantee your real safety, if you want to be safe in this life, you have to be free from the world, "Paramita Sutra" said, Prajna ......"
After eating and drinking, Emei Lao Ni Xuanyi actually began to tell Lu Yu about the scriptures, and Lu Yu's head was too big to listen to, but he was not good at interrupting others, which hurt people's face too much.
Moreover, he heard a lot of logical "flaws" from the other party's lectures, and he didn't dare to ask questions casually, he was worried that if he asked questions casually, maybe the other party who felt that he was listening carefully would talk more, and it would be even more disgusting.
After listening to it for ten more minutes, Lu Yu, who was already "on fire" in his head, began to scold this old nun in his heart: I said big sister, what are you doing here with me, I am a disciple of the Maoshan faction, I believe in Taishang Laojun, and I am learning Taoism, and your Emei faction believes in Rulai and learns Buddhism......
Just when Lu Yu couldn't bear it anymore and was about to interrupt the lecture of the "Nagging King" Xuanyi, suddenly, the corner of his eyes swept to ......