Li Yan's heart was full of despair, if he could, he really wanted to scold this dog emperor: Damn, I did my duty to do things for you, and in the end, it was not as good as your appetite.

But maybe when Li Yan scolded this sentence, he would be even more desperate, because he couldn't achieve the great feat of grass mud horse at all, he was just... Eunuch.

Li Yan was bitter in his heart, and he didn't know who to talk to when he was full of grievances.

Seeing that Li Yan was entrusted out of the hall, Wu Dalang said to Huizong: "Your Majesty, your painting is not finished yet, you continue to complete this masterpiece, the minister will go out to help you supervise it, and by the way, I will help you make lunch." ”

After listening to Wu Dalang's words, Huizong remembered that the painting he had just now was still a little imperfect, and such a good painting must be carefully perfected.

So Huizong immediately picked up the pen and said: "You retreat, by the way, gamble and gamble, don't make trouble." ”

Hearing Huizong's last words, Wu Dalang was still a little disappointed, just now he was actually thinking about going out to supervise the people who played the board, and beating Li Yan to death was the most perfect choice.

But he can't be killed, Wu Dalang doesn't want Li Yan to be better, the feud has already been settled, but whoever lets go can release the previous suspicion, and he has to be beaten hard when he gets the opportunity.

Wu Dalang walked out of the imperial study and saw Li Yan lying on the ground not far away. But the execution hasn't been carried out yet, and the rod hasn't been brought yet.

Wu Dalang walked over quickly, Li Yan watched Wu Dalang appear beside him, glared angrily, and scolded loudly: "Wu Dalang, you'd better beat me to death, otherwise I will kill you." ”

Wu Dalang looked at Li Yan suspiciously and said: "You are really interesting, this is the first time I have heard of this kind of request, okay, okay, since you want to die so much, then I will fulfill your wish." ”

Li Yan suddenly became angry: "You..."

Li Yan didn't know how to vent his anger now, he really wanted to eat Wu Dalang's flesh and drink Wu Dalang's blood, so as to eliminate the hatred in his heart.

After a while, the two eunuchs also came over with two rods.

The eunuch stood beside Li Yan with a cane, and his hands trembled a little, this is their boss, beating their boss, this is too crazy.

Wu Dalang looked at the two eunuchs and said, "Why are you stunned, fight, this is Your Majesty's order, and you still want to resist the decree." ”

These two eunuchs are also bitter and can't say it, of course Your Majesty is afraid, but this big internal manager is also very terrible, okay, if this boss is angry, where will they have good fruits to eat in the future.

Wu Dalang looked at the two eunuchs with some hesitation, sighed and said: "Alas, Your Majesty is really right to call me to supervise, it seems that I have to go back to tell Your Majesty, just say that Li Yan intimidated the execution of the eunuchs, so far the bet has not been completed." I admire your courage to not even use His Majesty's orders. ”

Just as Wu Dalang turned around to leave, Li Yan, who was lying on the ground, gritted his teeth and popped out a word: "Fight." ”

The two eunuchs didn't dare to hesitate, they looked at Wu Dalang like a devil, looking at the posture, even their boss was planted in his hands.

The eunuch raised his staff... Gently slapped on Li Yan's ass.

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, and he said slowly: "It seems that I have to tell Your Majesty later, Li Yan coerced and lured, and executed the eunuch to pretend to be a public and private person, so far the gambling game presided over by Your Majesty is a joke." ”

The two eunuchs trembled, looking at Wu Dalang as if looking at the big demon king, this guy is too ruthless, a belly full of bad water, so that he can make a high-sounding small report, which is even worse than their boss.

Li Yan was about to blow up his chest at this moment, and he silently swore in his heart that if he survived this time, he must let Wu Dalang not survive and die.

This time, two words popped out of Li Yan's mouth: "Force." ”

Where did the two eunuchs dare to cut corners, they could only fight hard.

Listening to Li Yan's screams, Wu Dalang felt like he had heard beautiful music, which was simply pleasant.

The two eunuchs were still a little slow, and the two of them were so tired that they stopped to rest after about 20 hits.

After the two eunuchs stopped, Wu Dalang also looked at Li Yan by the way, and then found that Li Yan was actually looking at him.

Wu Dalang said with a smile: "Although I am very handsome, you don't have to look at me like this, I will be shy." Also, I'm not interested in eunuchs, so you're dead. ”

Li Yan's face turned red with anger, as if he had been ignited by anger.

Wu Dalang always felt very happy when he looked at Li Yan's angry appearance, which was a bad breath for all the people who had been persecuted by Li Yan.

At this time, the two eunuchs also rested enough, and took the rod and hit Li Yan's ass hard.

And at this moment, Li Yan happened to be looking at Wu Dalang viciously, he felt as if he had forgotten something, and he was so confused by Wu Dalang that he didn't think about it for a while.

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth hooked up a sneer: "Manager Li, do you still have the heart to look at me?" Is it because you didn't hit hard enough, or does your butt not hurt? Where did the pain go just now? ”

Only then did Li Yan know that he had forgotten something, and he had forgotten to shout slogans...

Wu Dalang said to the two eunuchs, "You guys stop for a while. ”

Wu Dalang said as he slowly walked to Li Yan's side, and then reached out and took the staff of one of the eunuchs.

Li Yan roared: "Wu Dalang, what do you want to do? ”

Wu Dalang knocked Li Yan's ass with a cane, and said with a smile: "Manager Li, your ass is a little hard, have you practiced some iron fart skills like iron head skills?" ”

At this time, Li Yan wanted to get up from the ground, but Wu Dalang couldn't let him get his wish, and directly stretched out his hand and pressed it on Li Yan's back, blessing the power of the Divine Palm, and Li Yan couldn't move.

Then Wu Dalang threw the staff back to the eunuch and said, "Go and take out the contents of it." ”

For Li Yan's buttocks, Wu Dalang didn't want to touch it.

The eunuch was frightened, and hurriedly took out the things in Li Yan's ass, which were two books, and then carefully placed them in Wu Dalang's hand, for fear that this terrible demon would be angry.

Wu Dalang stood up with the book, opened the book, and found that it was two... Spring palace diagram.

Wu Dalang took two yellow books and said with a smile: "Mr. Li is in charge of Yaxing, as a eunuch, do you still carry two Spring Palace Diagrams?" As the Overseer of Imperial History, I feel that this important discovery should be described to His Majesty and the officials, who will surely be happy to hear this interesting story. You will surely be a model for all eunuchs. ”

Wu Dalang raised the little yellow book in his hand and said to the two eunuchs: "You have to learn from your chief administrator, do you know?" You have to always carry the spring palace picture with you, and you have to be different eunuchs. ”

Two eunuchs: "......"

(End of chapter)