Chapter 789: Pang Tong Zhang Song
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Dare to block the way of the army, and are extremely arrogant are two ugly guys, a year ago, bare-chested and bare-breasted, in an arrogant state. One year to middle age, nostrils facing the sky.
Facing the cold light of the soldiers of the Lu family army who surrounded them, there was no fear at all, as if the soldiers of the Lu family army were straw men, and the swords and guns they held were all nothing, the arrogance could not be more arrogant, and the expression of contempt for everything was simply - looking for a draw.
Lu Peng came over and stared at the two of them coldly.
Lu Peng has killed countless people over the years, and his body naturally has a strong spirit, and the current Lu Peng is no longer Wuxia Ameng, a high and powerful position, looking down on the world, and moving people from time to time, he naturally developed an awe-inspiring and inviolable king's air on his body, under this abundant momentum, ordinary people will be scared to pee their pants, even if it is an official Confucian, the patriarch of a wealthy family, he will tremble, trembling, and can only prostrate on the ground and dare not look up.
As a result, when these two guys saw Lu Peng, they didn't have a little awe and fear, but came with a look of debt, which can be regarded as blocking you, and you can't run away.
As soon as these two people saw Lu Peng coming, they looked up and down, their sitting squints were facing each other, they squatted up and pinched their waists with their hands, and yelled at Lu Peng, but the sound was really loud, but it was like a shovel scratching a pot, which was extremely harsh.
"You are Lu Peng?"
There is absolutely no one in the world who dares to call his name so unscrupulously and impolitely in front of Lu Peng, even if it is a dead opponent Cao Cao, he must call him a traitor.
Lu Peng nodded curiously.
"If you want to declare to the outside world that you have relieved Han Sui and his son of military power, you are actually carrying out a sneak attack on Chen Cang to annihilate Zhang Lu, and then the plan of Xichuan will be exposed."
At that time, Lu Peng was shocked, this plan was secretly discussed by himself and Han Sui's father and son, it was said in the small black room, how could this be known to passers-by? This idiom is now quite apt.
The one sitting said indifferently: "You asked Yan Xing to contact Zhang Lu quietly and let Zhang Lu send troops to rescue, but you just want to give Zhang Lu a way to lure the snake out of the hole, your careful eye is already known to the world." β
Lu Peng immediately gritted his teeth and waved the big knife in his hand: "It's broken, it's broken, it's not a big deal, then I'll kill the two of you to vent my anger." Then he added viciously: "Killing people is also a way." β
The big knife was wielding a whirring sound, but it just didn't greet the heads of the two people. Because Lu Peng already knows that these two guys are guilty of the old mistakes of the so-called sages of this era, and they want to defect to themselves, but they have to take care of it, ha, let's take a look.
Facing Lu Peng's big knife, the two of them glanced at each other: "Your big knife is fast, but it can't kill us." β
Lu Peng pretended to roar: "You Pang Tong, if you want to be my military advisor, you will say directly, don't pretend to be a ghost for me, you Zhang Song, you want to show what you have learned here to become a member of the cabinet, and you will come to the cabinet in the future, and then pretend to be a ghost like this, the wine is gone, it is a pity to really cut you, then let you eat a meal of bamboo shoots and meat." Then while dismounting, he also introduced them viciously: "Tiger chair chili water, wait for a while, it is estimated that you are the great sages of the world, and I can't do it if you don't surrender." β
The two of them were stunned by Lu Peng's peeping identity, the two sides looked at each other, and then complained together: "I just said that King Tang is not so easy to play, look, isn't it a disgraced face." β
Then he asked differently: "King Tang, how did you see our identity." β
Lu Peng threw away the big knife and explained with a smile while stepping forward to give a salute: "There are not many ugly people in the world, and there are even fewer ugly and arrogant people, plus who else is ugly and arrogant and has a big mind?" Feng Xiao Pang Tong, plus a Zhang Song and Zhang Yongnian, there is absolutely no left. Then he said solemnly, "This is called elimination." β
The most taboo thing for the two people is who says they are ugly, at that time, Pang Tong was promoted to Sun Quan by Zhou Yu Lu Su under Sun Quan, just because Sun Quan disliked Pang Tong's appearance, and even more when Pang Tong came up, he stepped on Zhou Yu first to elevate himself, and Sun Quan, who admired Zhou Yu the most in his heart at that time, was not happy, so he drove him out.
And Zhang Song also sent Cao Cao to prepare a big gift to Cao Cao because of his ugly image, but it was also because Cao Cao disliked his ugliness, and as a result, Zhang Song had a grudge in his heart, so he left.
As a result, now Lu Peng bluntly said that he was ugly, which should have made the two of them very angry, but Lu Peng just can speak, and the next few sentences will follow, then their ugliness is not ugly, it is a sign of disappearance and ability in the world, this is not a derogation, this is a compliment to them.
Grabbing one, Lu Peng turned around and instructed Gao Gan Zhao Yun: "Send the order down immediately, and the army will be rewarded for three days." β
This military order, which did not fit the topic at all, made Gao Gan inexplicable: "Lord, there is no victory, there is no reason, how can you rest and reward for three days." β
Lu Peng said loudly: "I met two great talents in the world today, isn't this more worthy of celebration than any kind of victory?" In order to express my excitement, I ordered that each soldier be rewarded with another hundred steel coins. β
What is courtesy, what is grand, what is sycophancy, this is it, because of the arrival of the two of them, Lu Peng actually rewarded the three armies for three days, and the degree of grandeur was more grand than fighting a big victory. This kind of courtesy is to let the three armies and his lord celebrate the arrival of the two of them together, and to let the three armies know that they have received great talents that must be solemnly respected, and they are worthy of the officers and men of the three armies to celebrate together.
Such a move, at that time, he was moved out by Sun Quan, and Pang Tong, who was dismissed by Liu Bei, had red eyes, and he came up to be a military general, who was the actual third person in the army.
A member of the Youzhou Cabinet, promising the future deputy head of the cabinet, according to the current official position of the Han, that is the deputy prime minister, that is the core of Lu Peng's core, moved by Liu Zhang's disambition, Zhang Song, who was beaten by Cao Cao's stick, choked directly, this is called no comparison, no harm.
Seeing two people who were infinitely moved, Lu Peng is so proud, I rewarded my soldiers, but I moved you two guys, this deal is worth it.
One in one hand, Lu Peng pulled two people to the barracks, Xu Jie, who was the best at sycophancy, had already organized a cheerleading team of the three armies, standing on both sides of the road and cheering in unison.
As soon as he entered the big tent, Lu Peng shouted: "Hurry up and serve the wine, serve the good wine, quickly send someone to inform my eldest brother and second brother to come over, and quickly let the dog close the door." β
The wine is to entertain, inform the eldest brother and the second brother, indicating that the two of them are valued beyond measure, what does it mean to close the door and let the dog go?
"Let the dog watch the door, don't let these two sages run, if they dare to run, let the dog bite people, and break the legs with sticks."
Although his words were incoherent, Lu Peng's joy was beyond words.
This is the master, and such a master can only repay with death.
(End of chapter)
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