Chapter 42: The Great Thunder Turns into a Pig's Head

October 18, 962 (the third year of Jianlong) (lunar calendar)

In the early morning, in the mountain forest in the middle of Qishan Island, on a big tree next to a small pool, two thin people sat on a thick branch. They were dressed in thick clothes, wrapped tightly around their bodies, their heads wrapped in linen, and only their two eyes were exposed. Even his hands were wrapped in cloth.

"Hey, I~ I'm a little scared."

"You're just cowardly, what are you afraid of!"

"Shall we do this?"

"What's so bad, have you forgotten how he tortured us? I'm just going to fix him a little, and I'm not going to kill him. ”

"I still don't think it's good, after all, a few gentlemen are usually good to us."

"Shhhh

The two men shrank back, hiding themselves among the branches and leaves. At this moment, a figure appeared on the path by the waterhole, and he ran very fast, and in a moment he ran into the woods.

Two tall figures appeared behind, running one after the other, they were about ten meters apart, and the people in front turned around to tease the people behind while running, "Haha, you can't catch up with me, I'm deliberately slowing down and waiting for you, if you can't catch up with me when you reach the top of the mountain, I'll beat you for a quarter of an hour more in the afternoon." After saying that, he turned around and quickened his pace, and quickly ran away.

The people behind were panting, but they gritted their teeth without saying a word and slowly ran into the woods. At this time, a man in the big tree moved, and whispered: "Ready, come soon, he is always the last." ”

After a while, a man appeared on the mountain road, he ran and stopped, panting for breath. After a while, when the man in the tree saw him approaching the waterhole, a man carefully raised his long stick and stretched it out to the trunk of the tree next to him, where there was a huge honeycomb, and some wild bees were flying and circling around the hive, and the stick slowly approached the honeycomb, poked it a few times, and then retracted it. The two villains clung to the trunk and remained motionless.

The wild bees in the hive were enraged and poured out of the nest, and the people who were walking slowly by the waterhole heard the sound of 'buzz, buzz, buzz' and looked up to see a large swarm of wild bees flying out of the woods. He was so frightened that he turned and ran, and some wild bees spotted the moving object and chased after him.

The man was still running wildly, but he couldn't outrun the wild bees, and several wild bees caught up with him and nailed him to his face and neck. He screamed and slapped his face and neck desperately, but there were more and more wild bees, and he quickly took off his coat and covered his head, showing only two eyes, and ran down the hill desperately.

The Wild Bee Legion was still in hot pursuit, some of them burrowing through the cracks in his clothes, others nailing his exposed hands. He saw a waterhole not far in front of him, so he ran to it, jumped into the water, and never showed his head again.

The wild bee chased over the waterhole, lost its target, and hovered above the waterhole unwilling to leave. After a while, the people in the pool couldn't hold it anymore, quickly showed their heads, took a deep breath, and sank into the water again.

The wild bee spent some time with him, and then flew away one after another. He cautiously poked his head out, and sank down quickly. After repeating it several times, he found that the wild bees had flown away, so he climbed ashore with great difficulty.

He took off the clothes that covered his head, and at this time, seven or eight large bags were already swollen on his face and neck, and he touched his face gently, and it hurt so much that he couldn't do it. The bee venom gradually spread, and he felt that it had affected his nervous system, his head was a little dizzy, his vision was blurred, and tears were flowing down. He sat on the ground weakly, not knowing what to do.

After a while, a man ran down from the mountain, saw his miserable appearance, was startled, and immediately came over and asked, "Xiao Du, what's wrong with you?" What did you bite like this? ”

The person sitting was Du Dalei, and he said with difficulty: "Boss, it's a wild bee." ”

Zhao Zizhong looked at Du Dalei's injuries carefully, "You bear with it, An Dalang and Boris will come back in a while, and we will find a way to treat your injuries together." ”

Du Dalei snorted in pain, and Zhao Zizhong had no choice but to pour some water on his face, wanting to alleviate his pain.

Ten minutes later, An Dalang and Boris ran over one after another, and they were very surprised when they saw Du Dalei's appearance, Zhao Zizhong said: "Let's carry him back quickly, maybe the people of the Cui family and the residents of the island have a way." ”

An Dalang said: "I'll carry him, if I'm bored, Boris will replace me in a while." ”

Zhao Zizhong and Boris carefully helped Du Dalei to An Dalang's back. Andaro carried him on his back and walked towards the camp, with Boris supporting Du Dalei in the back.

In the middle of the process, Boris replaced An Dalang and quickly returned to the camp with Du Dalei on his back. At this time, everyone in the camp got up, and everyone was busy washing, cooking, and emptying their stomachs, and the camp was very lively.

Seeing Du Dalei being carried back, many people came up to see what was wrong. Du Dalei usually jokes with everyone and doesn't have much of a fight, so he is very popular. When everyone asked about the situation, Zhao Zizhong said that it was stung by a wild bee. Everyone said several local methods, but no one knew which one would work faster, and they were talking about it.

Wei Hongye got the news and ran over, looked at it and said: "I have read the information before, the venom of wild bees is acidic, and it must be neutralized with alkaline substances. Let's go find salt water and alkaline water, and don't use other methods yet. ”

The salt water was quickly brought in, and Wei Hongye gently applied it to Du Dalei's affected area, applying it every few minutes. After a while, the alkaline water was also brought, and everyone smeared it on him repeatedly, and Zhao Zizhong carefully pulled out the bee sting with a nail clipper.

At noon, the big bag on Du Dalei's face began to shrink, and the pain was reduced, so he lay down to rest and slowly fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, Du Dalei felt that someone was shaking him, and he heard a shout: "Da Lei, wake up, wake up, wake up, how did you become so virtuous." ”

Du Dalei struggled to open his swollen eyes and saw that the person who shook him was Na Zhe. As soon as he sat up, he hugged Na Zhe and turned over and pressed him against the kang, and began to ravage.

"Hahaha, when did you come back, I heard Da Lang say, you are living a very nourishing life in the Cui family, why are you willing to come back?"

Na Zhe struggled to resist, shouting in his mouth: "Why have you become a pig's head, let me go, there are still outsiders!" ”

Du Dalei continued to squeak, "I haven't seen you for a few days, I still miss you, little master, it's useless for you to cut your throat, today you will be from the old man, hahaha!" ”

At this time, there was a laughter like a silver bell behind Du Dalei, and he looked back to see that there were two women standing at the door, it was Cui Xiaoniang and a beautiful little girl. He let Na Zhe go and put on his shoes and went to the ground.

He asked curiously, "Sister of the Cui family, why are you here?" ”

Cui Xiaoniang squatted down elegantly and saluted, "Fourth brother Wanfu, what's wrong with your face?" Does it matter? I've come here this time and I've brought a man from Lang Zhong and asked him to treat you. ”

"It's okay, I was stung by a wild bee, and I'll get better soon. No need to see a doctor. But how did you get here? Did your brother let you come? The conditions here are very poor, how can you stand such a delicate little lady? ”

Cui Xiaoniang bowed her head and was silent, Na Zhe jumped off the kang, pulled Du Dalei, and then whispered in his ear: "Don't ask, hurry up and find the brothers, I have something to say." ”

Na Zhe pulled Du Dalei out to find others, and on the way, Du Dalei asked with a wicked smile: "You kid tell me honestly, who is that beautiful little girl?" ”

"It's my maid, how is it, pretty?" Na Zhe was very proud.

"How did you get your hands on it?"

"I won't tell you, you should go in a hurry." Then Zhe ran away.

Na Zhe asked a few people, and successively found Zhao Zizhong and Wei Hongye, who were leading people to work, and then asked An Dalang and Boris where they were. Zhao Zizhong said: "Now they must be practicing martial arts on the beach at this time, let's go find them together." ”

Everyone walked for a while and came to the beach. An Dalang was punching and kicking Boris, and the two boys next to Hu Yidao and Tian Renfeng were doing push-ups.

Zhao Zizhong said to the two boys: "Let's go here today, you go back and write for a while, I will check it at night, don't be lazy, go." ”

The two boys ran away with a smoke. Na Zhe shouted: "You two barbarians, stop, I have something big to say!" ”

An Dalang stopped beating and smiled at Na Zhe, "Third brother, you're back, what's the result of the auction?" ”

Na Zhe pretended to be mysterious and said: "I was just about to tell you, what price do you think you can auction for?" ”

"It's going to cost tens of thousands." Du Dalei said first. Na Zhe shook his head, "Guess and say." ”

"Seventy or eighty thousand?"

"Less."

"100,000?"

"Lao Bao, can you be a little promising, and then go higher."

Everyone is very excited, more than 100,000 yuan, what a big deal! Du Dalei stuck Na Zhe's neck, "Sample, I'll let you pretend, you don't say it, you don't say it!" He shook vigorously.

Zhao Zizhong hurriedly came over and stopped Du Dalei, "Don't be deep or shallow, what if you pinch him?" My face is swollen like a pig's head, so I can't stay honest for a while? ”

Na Zhe paused for a moment and said, "None of you can think of how much it was sold, so guess hard." ”

Wei Hongye said: "Could it be that there are more than 100,000? 150,000, or 160,000? ”

Na Zhe still shook his head, pretending to be 13.

Du Dalei said hatefully: "I think he just owes a beating, deliberately hanging our appetite." Boss, let me beat him up again, see if he still has to be embarrassed! ”

An Dalang said suspiciously: "180,000, it should be about the same, three treasures, each about 60,000 yuan, this price is already very scary, it won't be higher, right?" ”

Na Zhe shook his head again, he saw that everyone's faces were not good, Du Dalei was eager to try, wanted to come over and beat people, and hurriedly said: "I said it's not okay, it's 233,000!" ”