Chapter 5 Buying Clothes
Li Xiangzhi was secretly glad that the scholars had the persistence of the scholars and did not judge them as poor and lowly, but Uncle Su Tongzhi was really not used to seeing Li Xiangzhi's patches all over his body. www.biquge.info Of course, Li Xiangzhi also knows that buying paper and pen is fake, but in fact, the money is to change his outfit.
Li Xiangzhi immediately found a ready-to-wear shop when he left the Su house, and he always found better self-confidence by relying on clothes, decency.
"What? Boss, this kind of ragged clothes also costs ninety dollars? ”
"Guest! This is already our store...... Most...... Most...... The cheapest clothes, you look at the green shirt fabric to ask for money, this labor cost is always necessary, and the rent of this store has to be deducted a star and a half, right? I can't make a few pennies at all. The shopkeeper shouted at the top of his throat. I was full of contempt for Li Xiangzhi in my heart. It also attracted some onlookers to despise him.
Li Xiangzhi was angry, ******, Lao Tzu's first huge amount was enough to buy a set of street clothes, how could he be embarrassed.
"What's the boss's surname?"
"Don't give your surname Li." The boss said impatiently.
"Oops! The boss is also surnamed Li, what a coincidence, it turns out that you and I are from our own family. Since I am so close to the boss, and you are so cold-hearted and hot-hearted, boss, you might as well give me another discount. Well, I don't ask for too much, how about a flat price of ten cents? ”
"Whew! A piece of coarse cloth costs six dollars of silver, and if you don't have money, you can buy any clothes, and you know that you are here to make trouble. "The boss is angry, can you not be angry, it's just heart-to-heart anger, a piece of cloth can make five or six sets of clothes at most, this set of caftans is added to ready-to-wear, less than a penny of silver is indeed cheap.
"Alas! Alas! It's not benevolent to buy and sell, don't do it...... Alas, be careful not to rip my clothes...... My clothes are very expensive. ”
After Li Xiangzhi was dragged out by the boss, he still didn't give up: "Boss, the price is not suitable, let's discuss it again, is it necessary?" How much does this hurt? We're all cultural people, right? Just for your high-end and high-end store, then I have to give you a face to buy your clothes, right? ”
"Hahahaha......" A group of onlookers were amused by Lee Sang-zhi
A literary young man shook his head and said: "It's the first time I've seen such a dead face." ”
One or two forced the young man to act like a madman: "Zhennima's, I am suffocated when I laugh." ”
A proletarian said in a mouthful: "This beggar brother is our idol, a mentor in life, and a model for employment, and we will have to learn from him when we ask for food in the future." ”
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"You give me a long way to die, and I can report to the official if I make any more trouble." The boss said in a rough voice.
Li Xiangzhi said solemnly: "Boss, let's do it, how about I exchange a little poem for a piece of clothing for you?" ”
The boss was dumbfounded: "What? Who do you think you are? Could it be that you are still a man? ”
"This, it's not a lifter, but I'm a showman."
"You? Just you? ”
"yes, yes, it's me. I was lucky enough to pass the children's exam three years ago when I was sixteen. ”
The boss was stunned, this matter of the scholar, ordinary people don't dare to talk nonsense by impersonation, otherwise the prison will be scouted.
"And what's your name?"
"Li Yi of Wu County is me."
"I haven't heard of it." The boss shook his head.
At this time, someone next to him said: "It can't be the stupid Xiucai who has lost his soul in Lijia Village, right?" ”
"Nonsense! Are you stupid, do you think I look like a fool, if I am stupid, can I still make poetry? Li Xiangzhi retorted.
This time, the shopkeeper was a little convinced, after all, the eyes of the masses were bright. This boss is also bright-eyed, this kind of small shop that the reader can look at, and he also writes poems and writes in person, not to mention it, if there is really such a showman, he can really get a little bit of culture.
"Okay, you can write, if it is good, I will give you this dress." The boss is not bad for this money. Or cultural people are popular.
"Pen, ink, paper, inkstone waiting!"
Li Xiangzhi quickly 'brushed and brushed' a few strokes on the paper, and just fixed a few lines on the paper.
"It's done! LOOK!”
The boss took the notebook, took a closer look, and there were several columns of big characters carved on the paper, and the bone wind in the words must have been immersed in several years to have this achievement, and now the boss felt that the name of Li Xiangzhi's talent was not fake.
"Uh...... This, what's written on this? ”
"Huh! Boss, you can't even read? ”
The boss's old face fell, and his tone eased a lot, and he said curtly: "The old man has been in business all his life, or a small business, I know a few words, but I can't recognize them all." Patronized to know the related words of cloth patterns. ”
Li Xiangzhi smiled dumbly and read: "I always look at the plain green, there are many colors on the board, the little plain clothes are shocked, and the people are at ease!" ”
"Uh...... It sounds slippery, but I don't know what it means? ”
Li Xiangzhi cracked his teeth, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Boss! I'm trying to praise the clothes in your store, the explanation is too deep, you don't necessarily understand, to put it simply, this first sentence, just say that the clothes in your store are liked by all ages, especially the old people who wear them are more energetic, not to mention that they look younger, and the next ones...... Praise you for the colorful and colorful clothes hanging on the partition, which makes people marvel that a small piece of clothing can also be amazing, if people wear it, they must be extremely comfortable, and the mood is naturally good! Do you understand? ”
"Oops! This...... This...... This is really a good poem, a good poem. It's the most beautiful poem I've ever seen. The boss's eyes immediately lit up, and tears welled up in excitement.
"Uh...... What about this dress? ”
"Take it...... Take it...... The old man gave Li Xianggong an extra white shirt. Thank you Li Xianggong for the poem, the old man will definitely show it. ”
Li Xiangzhi said with relief: "This is the best, in this way, I believe that in the near future, the boss's business will become more and more popular." ”
Li Xiangzhi happily took the clothes and strode away.
"Huh? Boss, what are you pulling me to do? ”
"Li Xianggong, have you forgotten something?"
Li Xiang was stunned and said secretly: "This product won't ask me for money again, right?" ”
"What?"
"Leave a name? Such a beautiful poem, if it leaves the name of Li Xianggong, it will be more perfect! ”
Li Xiangzhi's face suddenly turned ugly, and he really wanted to slap himself in the mouth, he had nothing to write any poems, this time he was embarrassed. In the end, he raised his pen tremblingly and wrote 'Li Yizi'.
After Li Xiangzhi walked away, the owner of the ready-to-wear shop was still happy and showing off to the neighborhood, when a graceful fan boy happened to pass by, seeing such a scene, he unconsciously stepped forward to take a look, and suddenly laughed dumbly.
He was clearly looking at the "boss villain" at the beginning of this poem, if he really wanted to show his anger, it was estimated that this boss would have to make many people laugh to death.
"Li Yi! It turned out to be him! He's an interesting guy, too. ”