Chapter 61: Dominatrix Sun Erniang
Tian Xiaoqian's sigh is not unreasonable, since Zhu Gui was locked up in the firewood room, this hotel is indeed much quieter. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It was always the darkest before dawn, and it was always the quietest before the war, everyone was quietly drinking tea, only Yang Zaixing was drinking wine there.
Time passed like tea and wine in front of you, and it was not until the monkey ran in with excitement to report that the existing silence was broken.
The content of his report was very simple, saying that there was a dozen fishing boats coming from the depths of Liangshanpo, and it seemed to be coming towards the hotel, and the person who led it seemed to be a woman.
"Looks like a woman?" Qin Hao frowned slightly, and expressed some puzzlement at the monkey's observation work, "There is nothing wrong with your eyes, right?" Can't see whether it's a man or a woman? ”
The monkey scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "Childe, the villain's eyes are pointed, but the person who is the leader, five big and three thick, with a face full of meat, is a man or a woman, and it is really a little difficult to tell the difference." ”
"Not a man or a woman?"
Qin Hao looked at the monkey, really wanted to kick him into the river to feed the carp, stretched out his hand and knocked on his forehead, "You have been lurking in Liangshan for two or three days, in this Liangshan, except for the dominatrix Sun Erniang, who else is not a man or a woman?" ”
"Sun Erniang? Female? ”
As soon as he heard that the other party was a woman, Yang Zaixing and Ma Kuan looked at each other, and each looked at each other in their hearts, if a good man doesn't fight with a woman, this battle can't be fought?
Yang Zaixing scratched his head, looked at Tian Xiaoqian, and muttered: "Miss Tian, Miss Xiaoqing and Miss Lingshan are not here, look at that Sun Erniang, Brother Ma and I are embarrassed to make a move......
Tian Xiaoqian knew their thoughts, and said with a smile: "Two elder brothers, but please rest assured, since the younger sister followed Qin Hao to Liangshan, she naturally followed the arrangement of the two elder brothers!" ”
As soon as Tian Xiaoqian's words fell, a woman rushed into the hotel like a whirlwind, with a face of horizontal meat, a face of powder, and a big breast with white flowers.
The scene was quiet, so quiet that you could hear the rustling sound of falling leaves.
Sun Erniang opened a black shop, her vigilance was innate, and she felt that the atmosphere was wrong as soon as she entered the hotel.
Standing there, looking around, there was no Zhu Gui in the hotel, and there were no Xiao Er who nodded their heads, there were just a few young men drinking tea quietly.
His eyes were gloomy, slowly swept over everyone's faces, and finally landed on Qin Hao's body, took a deep breath, forced his eyes to look at Qin Hao, and said slowly: "You are Qin Hao, what about Zhu Gui?" What did you do to Zhu Gui? ”
Qin Hao took a sip of tea lightly, and smiled slowly: "The Zhu Gui you said, he doesn't like to sit in the living room, he said that he likes to sit in the firewood room, so he and his guys are in the firewood room!" ”
The corners of Sun Erniang's mouth twitched, pulling the muscles on her face, and the rouge gouache peeled off like a wall, perhaps because of her excitement, Bai Huahua's chest was also undulating there.
After a long time, he said slowly: "What you want is just Lai Ba." Let Zhu Gui go, the old lady will go up the mountain and give you the surname Lai! ”
"A land scoundrel, why bother to mobilize the people and set foot in thousands of miles? Our goal is the whole of Yangsan! Qin Hao slowly turned the wine glass, his words were still so soft, still so slow.
"Hmm...... Well...... Haha......"
Sun Erniang suddenly laughed, laughing a little fancy, laughing a little breathlessly, her right hand kept stroking the white flower's chest, and it took a long time to stop laughing, and said coldly:
"Little brother, I heard that you are a famous student in Dengzhou Mansion, you can't be stupid to study, right? Our water is located in Liangshan, with a radius of 800 miles, and even the tens of thousands of soldiers and horses of the imperial court are helpless, just with a few of you stinky boys, you want to take Liangshan? ”
Tian Xiaoqian saw Sun Erniang laughing there and turned back and forth, the rouge gouache on her face fell like flour, it was so disgusting that she had to vomit out the overnight meal, her brows furrowed slightly, and she said coldly: "Take Liangshan, what's so ridiculous?" ”
"Ridiculous, of course ridiculous!"
Sun Erniang patted Bai Huahua's chest, "This is probably the funniest joke my mother has ever heard in this life." Little lady, look at your fine skin and tender meat, you are not very old, and the old lady advises you not to mix with them, so as not to miss your life. ”
"Missed a small life?"
Tian Xiaoqian smiled, smiled happily, and relaxed, "In this world, the person who can take this girl's life has not been born yet." ”
Speaking of this, his words changed and he suddenly said, "Sun Erniang, I heard that you have opened a black shop in Cross Slope and made human meat buns. ”
Sun Erniang squinted her eyes and sneered: "Since you know that Lao Niang has opened a black shop, you dare to go to Liangshan to send her to death?" It's really not a coffin and no tears, a few of you, if you know each other, you will send Zhu Gui out, otherwise, don't blame the old lady for being ruthless! ”
Qin Hao took a sip of tea gently, gently put the teacup back on the table, looked at Sun Erniang, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, revealing a faint smile, and said coldly: "What are you doing with so much nonsense?" Ben Gongzi is sitting here, if you have the ability, come and get it, right? ”
Sun Erniang was still laughing, although there was a lot of murder behind the laughter, but she stood there motionless, and she always maintained a certain distance from Qin Hao, before she was sure to kill Qin Hao, there was the necessary vigilance.
Qin Hao also saw Sun Erniang's thoughts very thoroughly, and when he saw her standing there, he neither answered nor drew his sword, and said with a smile: "Sun Erniang, don't say that this son will not give you a chance, this son will give you a pillar of incense time, and ask your people to go back to Liangshan to report the news." ”
"Good!"
This time, Sun Erniang was very simple, with her knees crossed, and simply sat on the floor, while the two minions behind her, after receiving clear instructions, pulled their legs and ran back.
is worthy of being a person who came over in the wind and waves, although Qin Hao was a little disgusted with Sun Erniang, he still admired her courage, and had the heart to break the silence in front of him, and said with a smile: "Sun Erniang, do you know why we don't do it?" ”
"Of course I know, that's because the old lady is not enough in your mind!" Sun Erniang rolled her eyes and replied very honestly.
Qin Hao nodded, and said slowly: "Since you know our purpose, then we might as well come and guess, you say, you and Zhu Gui are here, what kind of people will Liangshan send this time?" ”
Sun Erniang just snorted coldly twice and didn't speak.
She knows the truth of knowing herself and knowing her opponent, and she knows the truth that she will not be defeated in a hundred battles, and she will tell Qin Hao about Liangshan's arrival, so that they can prepare in advance, this kind of stupid thing, her Sun Erniang can't do it.
Seeing this, Qin Hao still smiled and said, "Actually, if you don't say it, my son also knows." This incident started because of Lai Ba, so that sick lieutenant Chi will definitely come, you stay here, Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden can't run away, as for Wu Song, who killed the tiger and killed his sister-in-law, he has a good relationship with your husband and wife, and he will definitely come. ”
Speaking of this, he paused slightly, and said slowly, "Of course, that black whirlwind Li Kui is the most brainless in the entire Liangshan, wherever there is excitement, he will rub it wherever there is excitement, even if Song Jiang doesn't send him down, he will come down noisily." ”