"Uh... Big brother driver, are you, did you really follow her home?" Fu Xiaodao couldn't help but ask.

"That's a must!"

The taxi driver glanced at Zhou You, slowly spit out a smoke ring, and then he shook his head: "Brother was also an old fresh meat in the driver's business back then, and it was normal to be favored by a girl." ”

Zhou You was a little speechless for a moment, he raised his eyes, through the rearview mirror of the car, and saw the appearance of the taxi driver, who was clearly a proper middle-aged greasy man, how could he have the demeanor of "old fresh meat"?

At this time, the taxi driver's tone began to become profligate: "I followed the beautiful woman to her place, and when I got to the room, I deliberately asked her, do you want to take a shower together?"

She looked at me shyly, and then nodded, and then I could see her appearance clearly, a pair of delicate melon seed faces, big eyes, a small red mouth, a slightly messy shawl long hair, especially that charming appearance, it was so beautiful!

Unexpectedly, at this time, she suddenly took off her coat, I wiped it, my brother couldn't help it at that time, and immediately rushed up, without saying a word..."

When he said this, the taxi driver's tone became more and more excited...

In particular, he renders the scene at that time in detail, and is completely a language artist! Telling the story, the layers are clear, the rhythm is perfectly controlled, especially at the critical moment, his tone of voice is faster, and the tone is frustrated, and his rich expression makes the "loyal listener" travel has a feeling of being there to observe the scene!

The taxi driver became more and more excited, especially when it came to the "fighting" part, he bared his eyes even more, and the spit sprayed out vigorously, and even the steering wheel was stained with his saliva...

You must know that Zhou You is already a young man who has already opened meat, but has not eaten "meat" in recent days, and he listened to the taxi driver tell about his ups and downs, and began to feel hot all over his body, and he felt a little like the blood of the beast was boiling.

Before I knew it, I had come to the corner of the street at the foot of the big tree, and the story of "Yanfu" told by the taxi driver had also come to an end...

And Zhou You was also "trapped" in the "unique charm" of his story, and after the taxi driver finished telling his story, the car also stopped.

The taxi driver turned his head and said to Zhou You: "Little brother, Chunshui Street has arrived......! It's 85 pieces in total!"

"Oh!"

Zhou You came back to his senses, hurriedly took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the taxi driver, then opened the car door and fled, and said to him again: "Master... No need to give change, the rest of the money will be used as a tip, thank you for telling me such a wonderful story!"

"Hey, hey... Thank you, little brother, you're too stone, aren't you?, young man, that's how it should be!" the taxi driver poked his head out and smiled obscenely at the wanderer.

"Rub, big brother driver, don't tell the story so devotedly, can't you?

Zhou You said to the driver with a tangled face, because he was already in a high-spirited state under him.

"Quack... Little brother, if you really can't hold it, hurry up and find a girl to vent, otherwise you won't be able to fall asleep, but if you are out there, you must remember to bring a condom!"

The taxi driver reminded Zhou Youdao with a wicked smile.

"Rub, no need, I can bear it!"

Zhou You hurriedly replied, and then said to the taxi driver with a serious face: "Don't try to pull me into the water, I can tell you that I am a person who has a girlfriend!"

"Hehe, little brother, for men, house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, and there is also the fact that wild flowers on the side of the road are not picked white... Of course, if you tell you this now, you may not believe it, but you will understand later!"

The taxi driver instilled the idea of "evil" in this way.

"I said big brother driver, I really have a girlfriend!

Zhou You had to reiterate it again. Then he persuaded the taxi driver: "Big brother driver, I advise you not to go outside all the time to mess around, if you accidentally contract that dirty disease, you will be miserable!"

"Oh, little brother, your words really pierce my heart..."

As soon as the taxi driver heard Zhou You say this, his face suddenly changed.

"What's going on?"

Zhou You originally wanted to return after saying these few words, but when he saw the taxi driver like this, he couldn't help but stop and ask him.

"Alas... Little brother, I won't tell you, my brother often messed around with different women because of his rich experience in flirting with sisters, and he was really careless, and he was contaminated with that kind of dirty disease, and although he was cured later, it had quite serious sequelae, causing his hair to lose more than half of his hair, and even changed from a handsome man to the current situation, and many women who liked to date me left!

The taxi driver looked regretful.

"Poof... Then you still want to pull me into the water?

"Oh, little brother, I don't have bad intentions, I just tell you these things because I see you pleasing to the eye. ”

The taxi driver said to Fang Hao as he spoke. "I think back then, my brother had a nickname called Nanhua Jia Pain Eagle! An erotic story like this just now is just my brother's basic skills..."

"I'll wipe it! Nanhua plus a painful eagle! Then if you really toss with a woman, won't you already cross the world?"

Zhou You was quite surprised, I didn't expect this taxi driver to have such a "loud" nickname, is this the legendary master in the folk?

"Alas... At this time and that time, my brother just engaged in too many women back then, and used too much ammunition, which led to a continuous decline in the quality of the battle, and then he accidentally contracted that kind of dirty disease, so he fell into the end of driving a taxi for a living today..."

The taxi driver sighed while reminding Zhou You in a "serious voice": "Little brother, brother sees that you are also a person who is easy to recruit peach blossoms, and my brother has a sentence to advise you here: I don't know how expensive bullets are when I am young, and I will cry when I am old!

"Okay! I remember..."

Zhou You couldn't cry or laugh, this taxi driver is very magical, one will persuade himself to go outside to find "wild flowers", and the other will persuade himself to be a "good boy", which is really inconsistent.

"Alright, alright, little brother, I've talked so much about you, it's time for me to go back and rest... Otherwise, I won't have the energy to drive tomorrow! Alas, if my brother still has the combat strength of the past, he will definitely find a rich woman to support him, why is it so hard to drive a taxi? This is all fate..."

The taxi driver chattered a few more words before waving at Zhou You, turning the car around and leaving quickly.

Please remember that the first domain name of this book is:. Nine Heavenly God Emperors