Chapter Eighty-Five: Debauchery
Hejian Prefecture, Hejian County
After ten days of marching, the Jinyi Guard and Shenji Battalion led by Fang Yuan escorted the carriage carrying the two princes of Yongwang Zhu Cizhi and Wuyue King Zhu Cihuan into the post house in Hejian County.
Hejian County is the meeting place agreed by Fang Yuan and Jing Jie and his party, Jing Jie and they have come all the way from Datong and have not yet arrived in Hejian County.
Fang Yuan decided to stay in Hejian County for a few days and rest for a while.
He arranged for Qin Zhan to arrange the guards, especially the safety of the two little princes, and he had to ensure that nothing went wrong.
Zhu Cizhi and Zhu Cihuan, the two princes, pestered Fang Yuan all day long, asking about the life and death of his mother Tian Guifei, Fang Yuan was secretly gloomy, according to the itinerary, Tian Guifei should have died in the capital.
For the sake of the future of her two sons, this mother even endured that she didn't want to see her for the last time, and the greatness of this mother's love deeply moved Fang Yuan.
Faced with the entanglement of the two princes, Fang Yuan was also very helpless, so he could only comfort a little, and promised that the two brothers would send someone to the capital to inquire about the news.
"Teacher, what's the most fun thing in Jiangnan?!"
"The scenery of the water town, and the Jiangnan garden!"
"Teacher, no, I heard from the lecturer in the palace that the most interesting thing in Jiangnan is Yangzhou Thin Horse."
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"Teacher, they all say that the beauty of Datong's mother-in-law is that there are heavy doors, what is a heavy door?!"
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Because the trip was too hurried, although the two princes were crowned kings, Chongzhen did not give the two little princes the history of the palace, the configuration of officials, and the responsibility of teaching the prince temporarily fell on Fang Yuan's head.
Fang Yuan was completely speechless by the tossing of the two princes, what kind of nonsense did this Nima Palace lecturer tell to the two underage princes every day?
It seems that these bullshit lecturers invited by Chongzhen to come to the court to speak are sanctimonious in front of Chongzhen, but they are another bird on their backs, what did they teach Chongzhen's princes to be?
Tian Guifei, your two princes are so good, how can I be their teacher? I want to be a teacher from them!
Fang Yuan could only pretend to be a teacher, and deliberately put on a straight face and said, "Two little children, their hair hasn't grown together, what do you ask?" Can you ask some of the classics? ”
"Good! Teacher, 'everyone says: to know. Choose the mean, and you can't keep the month'. How do you interpret this? ”
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"Teacher, Zi said: 'Su Yin is a monster, and there will be a description in later generations. How do you interpret this sentence? ”
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Fang Yuan almost didn't know anything about the Four Books and Five Classics, and he didn't even know what kind of classics these sentences came from, so he could only pretend to be annoyed and say, "I don't even know such a simple allusion, so I will be punished for copying twenty times first." ”
He took advantage of the opportunity of the two princes to punish the copy, sneaked to the backyard to find Du Niang, found out that it was the two sentences in the mean, and was busy memorizing the analysis, and pretended to go back to explain to the two princes.
In the past ten days, Fang Yuan was tossed by the two princes and wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't get angry at the two princes who had nothing to do, and he was very depressed.
Xiao Yuan, who saw his troubles in his eyes, suddenly recommended himself and said, "The prince has the world in his heart, and the two princes can't talk about going all the way at all, so I'll take care of them!" I'm the same age as them, so it's always easier to communicate. ”
Fang Yuan was happy in his heart, Xiao Yuan was twelve or three years old, and she was the same age as the two little princes, she was a big sister, and it was best for her to discipline those two princes. As if he had found a savior, he hurriedly said, "If you want to go, that's the best, and I'll be out of the sea of suffering." ”
Fang Yuan immediately arranged for Xiao Yuan to take care of the two princes, and he took the opportunity to get out.
He waited in Hejian County for five days, but he didn't wait for Jing Jie and his party, but waited for an old acquaintance he hadn't seen for a long time, Xu Hua, the owner of Peach Garden.
"What is this Xu Hua doing when he comes to Hejian Mansion to find himself?"
Fang Yuan looked at the dust and dust, only Xu Hua, whose face was full of fat and flesh, and asked in amazement, "Master Xu, could it be that Chen Yuanyuan has been lost again, and everyone has found Hejian Mansion?" ”
Xu Hua nodded and smiled again and again when he saw him, "Lord Fang, Yuanyuan, she is in the peach garden!" This time, I came to see you and catch up with you. ”
Regardless of the huge peach garden business, he came all the way to Hejian Mansion, Fang Yuan believed that he was a ghost, and said unhappily, "Boss Xu, the little garden you sent, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, we don't distinguish each other, let's talk straight!" ”
Xu Hua can be said to be a figure rolling in the circle of Suzhou Qinglou, and he has also received Fang Yuan's favor and has a tacit understanding. The Qinglou circle is the most well-informed place for news dissemination, and Fang Yuan treats him kindly, and it is estimated that there will definitely be a place where he can be used in the future.
Xu Huaneng got in touch with a noble person like Fang Yuan, who was about to show his strength in Jiangnan, and said gratefully, "Actually, I am not the only one who came here on this trip, but also brought a distinguished guest. ”
Fang Yuan looked at him, he was alone, where did he come from?
"This Xu Hua won't send Chen Yuanyuan to the door in order to win me over!"
Fang Yuan couldn't help but secretly speculate, and asked in surprise, "Master Xu, where are the distinguished guests?" ”
Xu Hua smiled awkwardly and said, "This distinguished guest doesn't want to come to the door to see him, so he wants Lord Fang to meet him in person." ”
"What a distinguished guest, the shelf is not small!"
Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, Qin Zhan had already pulled out the bright embroidered spring knife, and the cold blade was on Xu Hua's neck, and he said sharply, "Fart!" My boss is the governor of the four prefectures, and even the governor of Suzhou Prefecture is going to come to visit, what dog dares to pretend to be big in front of my boss? ”
Xu Hua was put on his neck with a knife, his face turned pale with fright, and he said repeatedly, "This, this, has nothing to do with me, it was this distinguished guest who said that there was something important related to Lord Fang's safety to report, and I also came with him!" ”
Fang Yuan's face was calm, but he didn't have Qin Zhan's annoyance, and he had a deep curiosity in his heart, "What kind of character is it, dare to pretend to be garlic in front of him?" Also, what's important about my safety? ”
He stopped Qin Zhan's rudeness, and looked at the panicked Xu Hua with a pleasant face, "Master Xu, where is the distinguished guest now?" ”
Xu Hua hurriedly said, "Yes, in the wine shop outside the post house." ”
Anyway, it was a matter of moving his steps, Fang Yuan also wanted to see if this so-called distinguished guest had real talent and learning, or came to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, so he got up and tidied up his brocade clothes and said, "Master Xu, lead the way!" ”
Fang Yuan, as well as the fifty brocade guards who accompanied the guards, left the post house and followed Xu Hua to the wine shop opposite the door.
The liquor shop was empty, except for the owner and the guys, there was only one person, dressed in literati attire, with a cloak spread diagonally in front of the table, and from time to time he raised his head and drank wine.
Fang Yuan took a closer look, this person was older than himself, about the same size as Chongzhen, but he was born like a crown of jade, his demeanor was dissolute and uninhibited, and he was a very handsome young and middle-aged man.
As soon as Fang Yuan approached, the man was already holding a wine glass, pointing to Fang Yuan's door and saying, "Fang Tuzi, come, have a drink with me." ”
"What the hell is Fang Tuzi?"
Fang Yuan was stunned, and before he could come back to his senses, Qin Zhan had already drawn his sword and scolded, "Bold! Fourth master, I split you drunkard. ”
Fang Yuan was also a little secretly angry, but if he wanted to fight, he would find out the origin and ability of this person, so he forcibly stopped Qin Zhan and sat down in front of the person's table with a faceless face, "When did Fang Yuan become Fang Tuzi, please also ask Your Excellency to solve your doubts." ”
The man was full of wine, and his eyes were full of sarcasm when he looked at Fang Yuan, "Don't you know that Fang Tuzi's reputation has already spread all over Yangzhou, Suzhou, Songjiang, and Changzhou, and they are all saying that you eat baby boy meat, drink virgin menstrual blood, and eat feces and urine, hahaha!" ”
These nonsense rumors made Fang Yuan angry.
Qin Zhan, who had a hot temper, was even more furious, and shouted angrily, "Boss, we went to Jiangnan to split these grandchildren who were full of feces!" ”