"Hahaha!"

Zhuang Zhou laughed proudly!

"You're an old immortal? You lied to me! Labor and management killed your dog son! Nima Di! It stinks to me! You useless thing! Nima Di! ……”

Zhuang Zhou put Song Gongzi down and kicked him twice!

His body was stained with seeping feces and stinking to death.

"Ouch! Ouch! Pain! Pain! Ouch! Song Gongzi screamed in pain.

Just now! Zhuang Zhou picked him up and put his head out of the window, but he put it back immediately, he just didn't want the people outside to see who it was. So! Those three arrows missed.

That's it! also scared this pus-filled Song Gongzi a lot. If Zhuang Zhou hadn't put him down in time, his little life would have been gone, and he obviously saw three arrows flying towards his head.

"You! Are you still angry? What do you say you usually look like? You? ”

Zhuang Zhou sat on the ground and tapped Song Gongzi's head with the tip of his sword.

It's a blunt sword, it doesn't cut through the skin without force.

His scabbard was lost somewhere.

Seeing Song Gongzi's pus-like appearance, Zhuang Zhou was angry and funny.

Nima Di! Who are you? Usually rely on your father's prestige, but without the protection of your father, you are nothing! Nima Di! Labor and management look down on you.

"Look at you! I'm peeing my pants! You say you? Shame or not? No! You're still! I'm so scared that the is in my crotch! You? Nima Di! You've got a stinking smell on your labor! Yes! It stinks! You? Shame on you and throw it home! You! Are you still Song Gongzi? You're a! ”

Zhuang Zhou said, and knocked the pus-filled Song Gongzi's head with the tip of the sword again.

Song Gongzi saw that he seemed to be alive, and after being stupid for a moment, he defended: "Where did I pee my pants?" Am I not? I? I? I? I just happened to pee, just! Only! Only! It's going to pee into the crotch! I'm not scared! People have three urgency! I'm in a hurry to urinate! Urgency! ”

Zhuang Zhou took the sword back and laughed.

"What are you laughing at? I was really anxious to pee, so I peed into my crotch! I'm not scared! Not really! ”

"Good, good! You're not scared to pee your pants, you're urgent! That's it! Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"I'm really urgent! That's why I peed my pants! Seeing that Zhuang Zhou had no intention of killing him, Song Gongzi's courage gradually grew.

Zhuang Zhou sat up cross-legged, and while talking to Song Gongzi without a word, he began to see the stitches and breathe. He became more and more convinced that this Taoist breathing method was magical. As long as you breathe a few times, you will be able to recover your strength quickly. A deep breath can calm your mind.

"Good, good! You're not scared to pee your pants, you're urgent! I believe in you! ”

"He who knows me! Brother Zhuang also! ”

Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but laugh again and asked, "Then why does your body smell so bad?" ”

"Stink? Why didn't I smell it? Song Gongzi's face changed, pretending not to know.

"You're so scared that you pulled on your crotch! You weren't so scared that you peed your pants, but you were so scared that you pulled on your crotch! ”

"Me? I? I didn't! ”

"Then why do you stink so much?"

"Me? I? I farted! I let out a stinky fart! ”

"Stinky fart? Hahaha! ”

Zhuang Zhou couldn't help laughing again.

"It's a stinky fart!" Song Gongzi said seriously: "My family's living conditions are good, and they eat meat, so! The fart stinks, too. ”

Zhuang Zhou shook his head with a smile, and his eyes slanted at Song Gongzi. Smiled and asked, "You really don't feel anything at all?" You don't feel like you're sticky underneath your ass and you don't feel shit in your fart gutter? ”

Song Gongzi's face was ugly for a moment, and he pretended to be innocent again, and defended: "Am I not?" Previously urinated urgently, urinated on the crotch of his pants. Don't feel it? It's slimy! Not, absolutely not! ”

"Good, good! Definitely not! ”

Zhuang Zhou has completely taken this pustule, when has it been, and he still doesn't admit it? When is it, and he still loves face?

Is there a shameless person in this world, and there is such a shameless person?

There are people who love face in this world, and there are people who love face so much?

Zhuang Zhou didn't have the heart to meditate and breathe anymore, he was teased by this pus-filled Song Gongzi.

"You! Song Gongzi! You're spooping with scare! Pulled a crotch! Song Gongzi! Zhuang Zhou said loudly.

"Nope! No! No! Absolutely nothing! ”

"You still don't believe me, do you? Speak for the facts! Good! I'm telling you! Speak for the facts! ”

Zhuang Zhou said, getting up from the ground. With a sword in hand, he came to Song Gongzi, lifted Song Gongzi up, and turned him over with a hook under his feet, making him lie on the ground.

"Don't! No! No! ”

Song Gongzi was in a hurry and cried! He knows! What is Zhuang Zhou going to do?

Zhuang Zhou didn't stop doing two things, the tip of the sword was lightly picked, and Song Gongzi's pants were torn, and then the underwear was opened. The tip of the sword scraped there, picked out a handful of mascots, and put them under Song Gongzi's nose.

"What is this?"

“……”

"Say!" Zhuang Zhou shouted: "If you don't say it, I'll stuff it into your mouth, and I'll let you eat it!" ”

"Woooooo

Song Gongzi tilted his head, dodged, and cried.

"Say! What is it? Say! ”

Song Gongzi was forced to be helpless, so he had to admit it.

"It's!"

"Didn't you say you weren't scared to?"

"It's the fart and the coming down together, coming down together!"

"What?"

"It's an internal urgency! Let's go down together! Just a little! A little! I have a bad stomach! Urgent! Let's go down together! Woooooo ”

"That's it? I've pulled a crotch of my pants! You! When have you not admitted it? Die to save face! You? ”

"Woooooo Song Gongzi saw that Zhuang Zhou was pressing tightly, and he couldn't deny it anymore, so he had to admit it by crying.

"You said you?" Zhuang Zhou shook his head, he wiped the mascot on the tip of the sword on the wall, sat back in place, and meditated cross-legged.

"Why don't you admit it? Do you want to save face? If you admit it, I won't embarrass you! Alas! It's really strange to be embarrassed to throw it on your part! ”

"Me, me, me? Woowoo woo ......"

After crying for a while, Song Gongzi cried and begged: "Zhuang Zhou! Keep it a secret for me! I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life! I am the son of the Song family, and I want to inherit the official position of the Song family! Woooooo If this thing gets out, where will I have the face to see people in the future! I beg you! Zhuang Zhou! Woowoo woo ......"

Zhuang Zhou didn't make a sound! He doesn't know, is there a future? Tomorrow, whether he is still alive is still a question mark.

On the street outside the building, I panicked for a while, but then calmed down again. Master Song didn't dare to let people release arrows anymore, and the negotiations ended. I had to think about it in the long term and discuss new methods.