Lei Shenhan shouted loudly: "Song Wenjian, of course you don't dare to admit it in front of so many people. ”

"That's right, Thor Han, you fight with him and let him lose completely." The god man nodded yes.

Song Wenjian knew that it was useless to talk more now, so he asked Dai Wang and them to take out the table, put the incense burner, light the incense candles, and finally Song Wenjian took out a portrait of Lei Gong from his arms.

It was not easy to find this portrait in such a short time, and Jian Yuping sent people to the county town to look for it for a long time before finding it from a painter.

"What, Song Wenjian, don't insult our Thor." Seeing that Song Wenjian did not pose as Lei Gong's grandfather, but made such a portrait, Lei Shen Han couldn't help but jump angrily.

Song Wenjian glanced at Lei Shenhan and said: "The mountain is not high, there are immortals and spirits." As long as I summon, Master Thor will appear at any time. ”

"Hmph, I'll see how you die." Thunder God Han walked to his altar, took out a sword that he didn't know if it was a wooden sword or a bamboo sword, and folded his hands and muttered the words of the gods.

Da Niu pulled Dai Wang aside and asked in a low voice, "Uncle Wang, did you get the gunpowder?" Give me. ”

"Take the gunpowder." Dai Wang said angrily.

"Mao gunpowder?" Da Niu was stunned for a moment. "I haven't used Mao gunpowder, the same as that night? How can this hair catch fire? ”

If it weren't for the tall and mighty bull, Dai Wang really wanted to slap the bull to the ground. "The township chief said there was no gunpowder."

"What then?"

Dai Wang gritted his teeth and said, "What else can I do?" When the time comes, I will slash Thor's Han to death. ”

"Uncle Wang, don't hack me, your family has a large population, let me come, I'll just kill Thunder God Han with a stick." Da Niu hurriedly took over the job.

Su Botong also came, he walked to Song Wenjian's side with a wicked smile and said, "Township Chief Song, why did you provoke Thunder God Han, he can't afford to provoke him, you are in trouble." ”

"Su Botong, you want to say that after I fall, you can become the head of the township, right?" Song Wenjian looked at Su Botong coldly.

Being looked at like this by Song Wenjian, Su Botong shuddered for no reason,

As Song Wenjian said, Lei Shenhan found him last night and secretly said that if Song Wenjian fell, he would support Su Botong as the head of the township, and asked Su Botong to summon some gentry to come over Bali today.

Su Botong thought that he could become the head of the township so quickly, and his heart was warm, so he contacted many people last night to come over and secretly support Lei Shenhan.

"Song, Township Chief Song, how could I want you to fall. You promised me that you would make me the head of the township in another month, and I support you. Su Botong hurriedly laughed.

Song Wenjian looked at Su Botong's face coldly, he knew that these people could do anything for their own interests.

"Hmph, you can do it yourself." Song Wenjian said.

Su Botong was bored with himself and walked away.

Lei Shenhan jumped up and sat down again like yesterday, and Song Wenjian quietly took out a small horse nail.

"Ah, master." Song Wenjian suddenly shouted, and everyone looked at him in fright.

Jian Yuping, who was in front, got Song Wenjian's hint and immediately rang the big gong, and everyone's attention looked at Jian Yuping again.

said that it was too late, it was too fast, Song Wenjian took advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, and threw the Zama nail under the P share of Thunder God Han.

Thorgod Han knew that he had a horse nail under him, sat down hard, and then screamed, "Ah." ”

Thor Han jumped up holding his P shares, and he pulled his hand back to see that it was all blood.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" The apprentices of Thunder God Han didn't know that the master had fallen for the plot, and they were wondering why the master didn't continue to pretend to be a ghost.

You must know that when the master leads the spirit, he has to shout.

Hey, why did the master use the red rouge handle to smear the red so quickly, and he smeared it too much, and it all fell to the ground like water.

"Someone plotted against me and stabbed me in the P-shares." Although Thor Han didn't know what was underneath, the pain that was worse than a pinprick must have been something very terrifying.

A few apprentices loyally ran to the back to take a look, shook their heads strangely and said, "Master, there's nothing behind?" ”

"How is that possible?" Thor Han turned his head and couldn't help but be stunned.

There really wasn't anything on the ground, just a puddle of blood.

What's going on, what the hell? Thunder God Han looked up at the statue of Lei Gong above, and there was an indescribable coolness on his back.

"What's going on?" Jian Yuping ran over with a few new Ding and shouted.

When Jian Yuping passed by Song Wenjian, he opened the bag in his hand, and Song Wenjian threw a small thing into it.

After Jian Yuping saw that he got the things, he also glanced at the new ones, and they shouted a few times and retreated.

Those gods and goddesses were also strange, and they ran over to check, but they didn't find what Thunder God Han said about piercing him and bleeding.

"Is there really a ghost?" The gods and goddesses looked at each other weakly.

If you walk a lot at night, you will inevitably encounter ghosts.

Song Wenjian laughed and said: "Thunder God stick, I said that you are pretending to be a god, my master Thunder God has gone down to earth, and he doesn't like you, so he punishes you a little." He also asked me to tell you that if you don't repent, you will be punished next time. ”

Song Wenjian tied a small rope to the Zama nail, and when it was tied to Thunder God Han, he immediately took it back and handed it to Jian Yuping.

Song Wenjian often played this kind of wholesome thing when he was a child in later generations, and he still plays it perfectly.

"No, it can't be, Thor hasn't descended to earth yet, otherwise he would have come up to me." Thor Han shouted angrily.

If it weren't for his P injury, now he would have to smear the red rouge and pretend to be Thor's upper body.

But he has injuries on his body, and he can't jump for more than a dozen rounds, and he can't go up without completing this procedure, otherwise the god and goddess over there will have an opinion.

In order to unify the procedures of pretending to be gods and ghosts, these gods and goddesses in Yangqing Township all follow the procedures, and if he does not follow those procedures, others will not approve of them.

If he had known that such a thing had happened, he would not have called those gods and goddesses to come over and shoot himself in the foot.

How is this good? Thor Han was anxious.

Song Wenjian took out the yin and yang hexagram from his sleeve, and smiled at Thunder God Han: "Thunder God Stick, I'll let you see how I asked me to respect Thunder God." ”

"Song Wenjian, do you use the yin and yang hexagram to invite the thunder god?" Thor Han exclaimed in surprise. "You're so unruly."

"Yes, how can anyone invite Thor like this?" The goddess over there scolded angrily.

"Hahaha, everyone has their own way of inviting them, as long as they can invite the Venerable Master Thunder God." Song Wenjian asked Jian Yuping to take out a black board and put it in front.

Song Wenjian bowed three times to the portrait of the thunder god and shouted: "Honorable teacher, you are as anxious as a law, if you have been in place, please give the yang hexagram." ”

After speaking, Song Wenjian turned the yin and yang hexagram forward in a circle, and then threw out the yin and yang hexagram.

These two wooden hexagrams jumped a few times on the black board, and then the two hexagrams were all flat upward hexagrams, yang hexagrams.