Chapter Eighty-Three: A Fantasy Olympics?
This question has been bothering him for a long time, but now he finally came up with an answer. can summarize the essence of the people in the entire rivers and lakes in one sentence, this Bai Gongzi is the first person he has seen in his life.
"Where did the thorn start?" He turned the question around again.
Bai He said eloquently: "Compared with all living beings in the world, such a group of people only accounts for a minority, one-tenth? No...... That one percent? Nor ...... There's always one in a thousand, right? Well, let's treat him as one thousandth! My Great Zhou has a population of tens of thousands, and even if it is one in a thousand, there are nearly 100,000 people. Brother Di, think about it from your shoes, if you are the Holy Queen...... Oh no, don't get me wrong, the little brother is not rebellious, I'm just assuming - if you stand at the height of the Holy Queen and look at this group of people, what will you see? β
"......" The great detective was so excited that he almost wanted to bring him to justice, after all, this is not something that ordinary people dare to say, but fortunately he calmed down in time, and then thought about it, and the result was ...... He didn't dare to think about it.
The prestige of the Holy Queen is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, how dare a native native like him imagine that he is the Holy Queen? Don't even make assumptions β unless you have the heart to rebel.
It's just Baihe, the traverser, who has the guts!
Seeing that he couldn't answer, Bai He had to reveal the answer on his own: "...... To put it bluntly, it's just such a handful of people who are energetic and have nowhere to vent, so they cause trouble everywhere, what is it that is not a thorn? β
Di Renjie: "......"
This great detective was obviously shocked by Bai He's cowhide that he didn't have to pay taxes, and thought to himself, is it really the authorities who are obsessed with bystanders? In vain, he is an inspector of the rivers and lakes, but for the affairs of the people in the rivers and lakes, he has not seen the affairs of the Lin family, the son-in-law, thoroughly, what a loss to the Holy Queen!
After silently pouring three cups in a row, he digested the shock in his heart, and said with a wry smile: "Listen to your words, save me ten books!" Brother Bai's serious nonsense really made Di Moumao pause, come, the old man toasts you! β
Bai He couldn't help but slander: "Nonsense...... Then your great detective is really blind......"
But now that he was used to the strange way of speaking of the great detective, he didn't care when he heard it, so he touched a glass with him immediately.
After three more rounds of drinking, the great detective asked again: "Since the words have been spoken, the old man might as well ask one more question, Brother Bai, if you were sitting in the position of the old man, how would you manage this gang...... A piece of work? β
"How do you need to manage it? Isn't there a circle there, let them fight enough in the rivers and lakes, out of sight is pure......" Bai He said casually.
The great detective was taken aback by his bloody idea, if he really let it run as he said, there must be no bloody storm on the rivers and lakes? hurriedly said: "That can't be a big mess in the world, absolutely not!" β
"Oh no, Brother Di, you misunderstood." Bai He explained, "What the younger brother means is that the people in the rivers and lakes have unique skills, and they must fight, but how to fight, that's another matter." β
"I want to hear about it!" The great detective humbly asks for advice.
"Hehe......" Bai He suddenly smiled very lewdly.
The great detective waited for a long time and didn't see him speak, and suddenly saw him laughing lewdly, he couldn't help but be stunned, and immediately reacted, daring to love this white brother is also the master who doesn't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles.
"Haha......" He laughed and said: "Brother Bai, don't worry, as long as you can tell the truth, no matter whether it is useful or not, the old man will definitely solve the matter of your winery guard for you!" β
"Okay, just wait for your words!" Bai He finally smiled proudly, then stretched out four fingers and said, "This question is actually very simple! The four-character note says: It is better to be sparse than blocked. β
"How can it be blocked as well as dredged?" The Great God asked.
As for how to blow this, Bai He already had a draft in his heart, and began to analyze from shallow to deep: "Everyone in the rivers and lakes has unique skills, and blindly suppressing it is just a strategy, treating the symptoms but not the root cause." The world is so big, Brother Di, you can't run away as a patrol envoy in the rivers and lakes, right? β
"Yes!" The Great Detective thought so. The thief the night before was to let him chase for a day and a night, who knows how many such thieves and flower thieves committed crimes at the same time during this period?
"So, for this gang of thorns, just slap them to death...... That's impossible, after all, they are also the people of my Great Zhou, and besides, they are not heinous, they are just a little active, right? Then the problem is, for this group of people, you say kill, he will not die for his crimes. But you say let it go, and they are always doing things to show off, which is really annoying - what to do? It's very simple, let's think about it from a different angle......"
Bai He took a chopstick and gestured on the table, and began to sketch a grand blueprint.
"As the so-called bustling of the world, all are for profit, and the world is bustling, all for profit. The people in the rivers and lakes are also people, they also have to eat, drink and Lazar, and they also have to solve the problems of food, clothing, housing and transportation, right? So in the end, they are also for the word "profit"! Interests, it has two parts, one is fame, and the other is profit, that is, money.
Let's start with the name part.
If the people in the rivers and lakes want to be famous, then let's give him fame!
ββIn the name of the imperial court, a martial arts conference is held on a regular basis, and a variety of competition items and rules and regulations are set, and both men and women, young and old, can buy tickets to come and watch. In this way, the energy of the people in the rivers and lakes who have nowhere to vent can be vented to their heart's content, and the stunts that have nowhere to show off can also be shown to the fullest, and it is shown to the world, wow...... What a face?!
Of course, in order to prevent the monopoly of certain geniuses with all-round weapons, it can be stipulated that each person can only participate in one competition.
After the competition, from the various competitions, select their own first and second, such as the world's first sword, the world's first sword, the world's first leg, the world's first iron head gong, iron crotch gong or something...... You are the first this year, I am the first next year, everyone forms a healthy competition, how good! Think about it, what a great honor it is to be the first in the world certified by the Holy Queen! How many people can't even dream of it......"
The white river cowhide whined, but secretly laughed so much that he was about to cramp: Isn't it the fantasy version of the Olympic Games, we are too familiar! After thinking about it, if this thing can really be done, wouldn't it be ...... to make a football out another day and form a kung fu football team
it!
What a dream!
Raise the prestige of the country!
"The national men's football team, you can look at it......" Shirakawa thought about it, and even he was excited, because there is really a juju in this era, that is, the predecessor of football!