Chapter 34 Osmanthus Brewing
Song Huizong's promise made Zhao Shu not happy, but felt extremely surprised, neither Empress Xiansu stopped him, nor did Song Huizong grind and chirp. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
After a while, Zhao Shu's forehead was lined up, the so-called Jun Wu joke would be good if it was used on those Ming Jun in ancient times, but what kind of person is Song Huizong, in Zhao Shu's eyes, he is a person who does everything except serious things, and what he says can be believed? Liangshan Zhao'an, he can come up with the bad idea of settling accounts after the autumn.
"What's wrong? Shu'er, I think the official I gave is too small, so if you succeed in recruiting Liangshan, you can command the Liangshan army, plus the general of the right guard! Seeing that Zhao Shu didn't react at all, Song Huizong suspected that Zhao Shu might be too young.
"......" Empress Xiansu was also speechless, and when she saw that Zhao Shu was still not satisfied, she suddenly became angry, and reprimanded: "Just recruit an Liangshan thief, and he is not an important minister who founded the country and expanded the border, where did he come from so many requirements." Your father's permission for you to command the armies of Liangshan and add the general of the right guard is a great reward, and you are still not satisfied!? ”
Zhao Shu was taken aback, he had never seen his mother so angry, and immediately explained: "Return to the emperor!" This is discussing state affairs in our own homes, as the saying goes: empty words have no basis! ”
Originally, Zhao Shu's request for an official from Song Huizong made Empress Xiansu extremely unhappy, although it was a military attache who was not involved in the party struggle in the court, but Zhao Shu's approach still made her quite unhappy.
"You're bold !!" Zhao Shu's words provoked Empress Xiansu, and she immediately slapped the table and stood up, pointed at Zhao Shu and shouted: "Your father is the king of a country, the true dragon son!" How can he say something child's play? Have you read so many books of sages in vain? Don't you know that you have no jokes? ”
Zhao Shu was so frightened that his legs trembled, now it is Empress Xiansu who is angry, if Song Huizong is angry, I am afraid that even going to Liangshan Zhao'an will be avoided, now Zhao Shu is thinking about retreat, is it time to stop, he is indeed a little bit of an inch, don't steal chickens and rice.
"Haha!" Zhao Shu's words only angered Empress Xiansu, Song Huizong laughed, and said, "What a prince of mine, he is worried that my dynasty will change every day. It seems that I don't have that much prestige in your heart! Anyway, someone is coming!! ”
This was said as if Song Huizong had a lot of prestige in Zhao Shu's heart, Song Huizong said that, Liu Yuanyou ran in with his little feet, bowed, and said, "Official!" What do you command? ”
"Go and draw up two decrees for me! First, the king of Jian'an County succeeded in recruiting An Liangshan, and he was allowed to lead the troops to Liangshan and conquer Fang La, plus the rank of general of the right guard; Speaking of this, Song Huizong glanced at Zhao Shu who was standing and continued: "Second, the king of Jian'an County recruited An Liangshan to fail, and he was ordered to return to the palace, and he will never be knighted again!" And stamped with my national seal! ”
Liu Yuan listened to Song Huizong's words clearly, but after a while, there was a trace of embarrassment on his face, and he refused to carry it out.
"What are you still grinding about, if there is anything difficult about you, you just say, didn't you understand what I said?" Seeing Liu Yuan like this, Song Huizong scolded.
"Back to the official's house! This matter of increasing the official title also involves the promotion of military generals, and it is probably inappropriate not to discuss without the consultation of the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Officials, the Ministry of War, the Privy Council, and the Imperial Historical Tower! Looking at Song Huizong's face, Liu Yuan said with some embarrassment.
"The king of Jian'an County is not promoted for no reason! Do I have to ask those people to agree to make my son an official? Do you eunuchs think my food is too delicious? Song Huizong glared at Liu Yuan and said.
This really startled Liu Yuan, and he replied in a trembling voice: "The slave will do it!" ”
With that, he trotted out of Empress Xiansu's bedroom.
Song Huizong calmed down his mood, turned his head to Zhao Shu, and said with a smile: "Shu'er! You don't joke, I have even prepared the holy decree, do you have any other ideas? ”
The so-called Jun has no jokes, Song Huizong has now drafted the holy decree and stamped the national seal, if he succeeds in recruiting An Liangshan, even if Song Huizong wants to repent, I am afraid that his ministers will not agree to his repentance. After all, if he can't even make a promise to his son, then what faith does this emperor have to the people of the world.
"Son, thank you, Lord Longen, long live my emperor, long live, long live! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! Zhao Shu stepped in front of Song Huizong with a grateful step, knelt down with his legs sinking, kowtowed and bowed.
This made Song Huizong a lot of fun, but the sorrow in Zhao Shu's heart rose again, saying that Song Huizong had promised himself to lead the Liangshan army to leave the palace and open the palace after he succeeded in recruiting Liangshan, but all this must be based on the success of his own recruitment of Liangshan. If it doesn't work, let alone opening the mansion and leading the troops, even the things for him and Mingyue will be yellow, and he can't do anything about the catastrophe seven years later, everything can only happen like historical deductions; And he also promised Ryuji Tanaka to help Yoshihide Genji to eliminate Musashi Genyasu, and then realize the dream of countless Chinese people occupying Japan a thousand years later.
Although I have watched a lot of novels and TV series of "Water Margin", to be honest, Zhao Shu has no bottom in his heart when it comes to Zhao'an Liangshan.
Song Huizong looked at Zhao Shu's bear appearance and said with a smile: "Okay, okay!" Originally, I asked you to come to your mother's place for our family to have a good meal, but now what has happened? Yes? Ha ha! ”
If it is placed in the future generations, Song Huizong will be an incomparable good family man, except for the matter of finding a mistress, of course! After Song Huizong said this, Queen Xiansu glanced at Zhao Shu angrily and said: "The concubines and children have no way, so the emperor laughs!" ”
"You said you.... Alas, what do I say about you? Song Huizong, the Empress of Xiansu, was also speechless, and I really didn't know what to say.
At this time, the palace door of the queen's bedroom was pushed open, and a hot air accompanied by the fragrance of vegetables rushed into Zhao Shu's nose. provoked Zhao Shu's stomach to scream, no wonder, he had been arguing with his parents for so long, and only now did he realize that he was hungry.
A eunuch commanded a few maids to bring in seven or eight dishes, walked to the dining table, and put down the dishes with a slight bow, without a sound, which was extremely natural. It's just that when the palace maid bowed down to put down the dishes, the exposed deep ditch was inadvertently glanced at by Zhao Shu, and Zhao Shu secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, saying that he was hungry, and he couldn't hold it when he saw the fragrance of the vegetables.
"Official! Mother, Your Highness, you can eat! The eunuch walked up to Song Huizong and said to Song Huizong, Empress Xiansu and Zhao Shu one by one.
Song Huizong didn't bother to pay attention to it, he smiled and sat at the main seat of the dining table, and when he was about to pick up the chopsticks to eat, his brows were tightly condensed, he looked at the eunuch, and scolded: "This is the meal you served my family to prepare!?" Saying that, Song Huizong smashed his chopsticks on the table, stood up, kicked the eunuch next to him to the ground, and said: "It's rare for my family to get together, you dog slave is so sloppy, is it possible that you are so sloppy with the queen on weekdays, what is the use of me asking you dog slaves?" ”
One meal could make Song Huizong so angry, Zhao Shu poked his head out with curiosity and took a look. Sure enough, although it smells very good, they are all ordinary and extremely ordinary dishes, extremely simple, and what bear paws, abalone, and lobsters that Song Huizong eats on weekdays are simply the same as the underground and the sky, no wonder he is so angry.
At this time, Liu Yuan didn't know where to run over, and said to Song Huizong: "Official! The queen mother is thrifty, so she usually only tells the imperial chef to cook these dishes! When the slave went to instruct, he only said that he was sent to the Niangniang dormitory, but he didn't say that you were also in the Bai Guan's house! It's a minion who deserves to die! ”
"Your Majesty! Are you used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and you can't get used to eating the coarse tea and light rice of your concubines? Coarse tea and light rice are also common foods for ordinary people! Why does Your Majesty have to be entangled in the delicacies of the mountains and seas? At this time, Empress Xiansu stood up and said with relief.
Hearing that Empress Xiansu and Liu Yuan exonerated the eunuch, Song Huizong's state of mind calmed down temporarily, and he didn't bother to deal with the eunuch. After cleaning up, Song Huizong, Empress Xiansu and Zhao Shu sat around the dinner table. And Liu Yuan led the eunuch to avoid it far away.
Because of what happened just now, although the eunuch was spared, Song Huizong seemed to have a real atmosphere, how could the family finally get together and use this atmosphere to eat? Empress Xiansu spoke: "Your Majesty! A few days ago, when the concubine's uncle traveled to Jiangning Mansion (Nanjing, Jiangsu), he brought some good osmanthus brew to the concubine, and now the concubine has some more, why don't you taste it, Your Majesty! ”
Hearing that there was good wine, Song Huizong's eyes straightened, and those unpleasant things just now were suddenly forgotten outside the clouds, and said, "Okay! Bring it to me and try it! ”
It seems that the plan has succeeded, Queen Xiansu smiled slightly, and said, "Someone!" Serve! ”
Then the three maids, each carrying a plate and a pot of wine on the plate, walked to the table next to the three people. Pour them one by one.
"All of you go down!" Empress Xiansu commanded, and then the three maids retreated, and Empress Xiansu handed the wine in her hand to Song Huizong's eyes, and said, "Your Majesty, you taste it!" ”
Without hesitation, Song Huizong tasted it immediately, applauded even the applause, and Empress Xiansu also drank it all. Zhao Shu had a phobia of liquor in later life, he didn't like to drink liquor very much, but on this occasion, his parents drank it and it would be too unreasonable for him not to drink it. So Zhao Shu stubbornly picked up the cup and drank it down.
After drinking half of it, Zhao Shu's eyes suddenly lit up. Without the pungency of the blended liquor of later generations, this kind of liquor is pure, the degree is not high, there is a mellow aroma and a floral fragrance, which is particularly refreshing. If this kind of wine is placed in the future generations, it is estimated that it will be expensive.
The family talked and laughed at the dinner table, Zhao Shu's goal was achieved, and he also told jokes to make Song Huizong and Empress Xiansu happy.
After the meal, Zhao Shu also felt fluttering, and was directly sent back to his palace, and after Mingyue helped him wash, he fell asleep.