Chapter 341: mua!
There is a saying: the beacon fire lasts for three months, and the family letter is worth 10,000 gold.
The ugly word is ugly, but sincerity is another matter.
I haven't seen each other for two months, and when I first went out, I said that I would write a letter every day, but I haven't written a letter yet, and I don't know what Qing'er has become......
So in the end, it was Shirakawa who wrote the letter by hand.
"Dear Qing'er......"
The pencil of the other tree, the "missing edge word" of the other tree, the pen of the white river is like flying.
Who knew that although there were a thousand words in his chest, he wrote not a word, only wrote the beginning, and he suddenly got stuck, always feeling that the words "dear" were too frivolous, and could not show his sincerity, depth and connotation, if any.
So with a stroke of the pen, he changed it to classical Chinese: Qing'er I love, and seeing words is like meeting.
After all, the Chinese language is broad and profound, and if you talk about the style, there is no one else in the world.
Who knew that it was stuck at the beginning - such a high-level thing in classical Chinese, we really can't control it! In the end, it was tangled and tangled, changed and changed, the letter paper was wasted three and a half catties, and a half-life letter from home was finally released.
"Qing'er I love to make up before the jade, and seeing the words is like meeting."
Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, let's start with a love poem:
Leaning on the dangerous building, the wind is fine. Looking forward to the extreme spring sorrow, gloomy sky. In the afterglow of grass-colored smoke. Speechless, who will rely on will.
I plan to get drunk with a crazy picture. When it comes to wine, strong music is still tasteless. The belt gradually widened, and I never regretted it. For the sake of Iraq, the people are haggard.
Then start the body:
There is a way that is not seen for a day, such as every three autumns. Since the gods parted, it has been more than two months, and Yu Siru's heart is as bright as the moon. I can't wait to return with my wings, talk to you at night, the willow tops on the moon, people about dusk, what more can the husband ask for? However, I am entangled in mundane things, and the rest of my body lacks skills, and I regret ......"
"Let's go it, let's ...... it"
In any case, in short, it is right to sue for a wave of heartfelt affection first. So Bai He flipped through books, plagiarized poems, and found a lot of love words, in short, how to come to the flesh.
To sum it up, it is one sentence: you are responsible for being beautiful like a flower, and I am responsible for defending the country and protecting the family.
The sycophants are enough, enough love words are said, and then they get down to business.
"There is one thing to entrust in today, and I hope you attach importance to it again and again......
…… In the past, there was a holy beast with water and fire in the same body, named Kunyu, who lived in the North for a long time, and was after the sage Zhuangzi. Now he has transformed into a human being, and his name is a dream butterfly. Because of the help of his essence and blood, the rest of them have become flawless, and the road can be expected. His Majesty was grateful for his kindness, and Yu Chengyu and Mengdie concluded an alliance of life and death......
Today, the dream butterfly left the North Underworld, there is nowhere to live, and the rest of the pity is not sophisticated, so he returns home to live, and hopes that you will treat him kindly......"
"Dream Butterfly cultivation is profound, throughout the Great Zhou, no one can stand out from the Holy Queen and the Green Lotus. Yu knows that you are good at martial arts, if you have free time, you can discuss a thing or two with him......"
"Let's go it, let's ...... it"
Implying that the essence and blood of the kunyu are precious, I believe that with the wisdom of the second lady, she should be able to understand what she means.
After finishing speaking, he added: "The day of success is the time when you and I meet." I hope you cherish it, don't read it.
The fool Bai He paused.
The 20th day of the seventh month of the third year of the Heavenly Grant. ”
After writing it, Bai He looked at the pencil words throughout, was very satisfied, and thought about it, as if there were still some shortcomings. Suddenly, he patted his head, and suddenly came to his senses, so he asked Xiao Qi to ask for some rouge to put on his lips, and then opened his mouth......
mua!
A lip print, and you're done.
"Haha......" Bai He laughed loudly: "Sure enough, Wen Qingfan is the true color of my brother, what is the cultivation and fighting...... It's so vulgar! ”
To be reasonable, he is a human being in two lives, and it is the first time he has ever written a letter, especially in the form of classical Chinese.
In the previous life, everyone had something to call and nothing to chat about WeChat, who would use the ancient communication method of writing letters?
And after the crossing, the great poet immortal in Jinling sent him a worship sticker, that level, that forced...... Tsk, it's so high!
Baihe was ashamed of himself, so he had to reply with the word "about" in the Spring and Autumn Period.
To put it nicely, this is called concise and to the point, straightforward in temperament, and ugly to say...... Ahem, forget it, don't talk about it. And now, for this letter, Bai He has worked hard to figure it out, which is even more difficult than fighting with Liufeng.
But it's okay, it's finally done.
"What was written, show me?" Xiao Qi next to him was already looking forward to it, and Leng Buding reached over to grab it.
"No way!" Bai He was startled and hurriedly said, "This is a secret!" Privacy...... Privacy, you know? ”
Although I haven't written a letter, we've been a girl anyway, how can I show my love letter to my wife? It's strange not to knock over the vinegar jar! So he hurriedly packed the envelope and ordered people to ...... for 800 miles Oh no, it's eight thousand miles of expedited edgeworth sent to the divine capital.
"Cut, stingy!" Xiao Qi pretended to be disdainful. Looking at the dead slut's lewd smile, he must have written some obscene poems, and his aunt and grandmother didn't read it, so as to save her eyes from dirty.
But for some reason, she always felt sour in her heart......
The so-called girlish feelings are always vinegar.
Love in this era is like a monk dividing porridge, not suffering from widowhood, but only unevenness. If the man is evenly drenched in rain and dew with a bowl of water, it will be fine, but I am afraid that she has it and I don't have it, then it will not be far from the fire in the backyard.
Xiao Qi thought to himself at this time: That dead slut is comparable to Mr. Qinglian, even if it is obscene poetry, I haven't written half a word to me, but now I have written such a lot for the second lady, why?!
was worried, Jin Zhengming and Sha Zha Zhongyi, the two lords of the country who had been impatient for a long time, suddenly came over: "Lord Bai, the family book is ready, can I go?" ”
"Alright, let's go."
With a wave of Bai He's big hand, the group set off again.
According to the principle of proximity, everyone stayed at Baekje Palace that night. As for Kim Jung-myung next door, he left two Jindan monks behind and hurried back to Silla.
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The other side.
Zhuang Mengdie came to Shendu in a leisurely manner and was warmly welcomed by a group of big people led by the Holy Queen and Xiaomian. Then he expressed his intention to come, and naturally lived in Baifu.
For the arrival of this great god, the second lady was very resistant at first.
After all, Baifu is our love nest, a fish has come to Leng Ding, what are you doing with this home? Shelters? What a mess of people...... Ahem, all the fish are brought home, really!
But the next day when she received a letter from Bai He, the second lady left it all behind.
"I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I will make people haggard for Yi."
The bloody confession appeared in front of her, and the second lady thought about the picture, her heart was almost broken, what a bitter lovesickness this was, to write such affectionate poems?
The love letter was too hot, the little girl was thin-skinned, she pretended to be disdainful in front of others, but secretly, she secretly kissed and kissed the big lip print, and she was reluctant to let go of her sleep.
Then I pondered the "love letter".
Especially the last sentence "One thing is entrusted, I hope you attach importance to three", she began to get excited again.
Yuan Baby!
The unbeatable Yuan Baby!
The most important thing is that he is the guardian beast of his husband, and he can't fight back and scolds ...... Well, we are women from a good family, with a good mouth, and we don't scold easily...... What a good practice target!
What's wrong with being lazy?
What happened to being an uncle?
Our Baifu family has a big business, can't we afford to raise a fish?
If you accompany me to practice, you will be my brother!
To be honest, the second miss has always felt that Bai He shouldn't have sent this mission, just his three-legged cat kung fu? It's pretty much the same to go by yourself.
But there is no way, the Holy Queen personally named her, who would dare to disobey?
In the past, when the dead man was at home, he could still fight and scold him, and play interesting little games. But after he left, the huge white mansion suddenly became deserted. Yuan'er entered the Wenxin Holy Pavilion to study again, and in addition to practicing, he didn't even have a companion to talk to.
But now it's better......
Even if he still has a little conscience, he still remembers that he has a fiancée at home, and he rushed to bring himself a good target...... And love poems, hee-hee.
As for the incident that Bai He confessed, the second lady understood it at a glance - it was not difficult to guess. So unceremoniously, whenever she has free time, she will find an opportunity to "learn" with Zhuang Mengdie.
And Zhuang Mengdie thought that she was also her "housewife", she ate and drank for nothing in other people's houses, and she had to do something to make sense, so he gave up part of the time to sleep lazily and accompany the second lady to "play".
As a result, I played and played......
Something went wrong with the play.
I really don't know if I don't fight, and I'm scared when I hit it.
The saint among the dignified beasts, a primordial infant, resting in the fantasy, can be called a "primordial infant old monster", but he can't stand the true martial arts domain of others!
Although this "master mother" is young, her martial arts skills and comprehension are so strong that she is definitely a level that she has only seen in her life! Regardless of realm or strength, she is taking a big step forward day by day. The speed of entering the realm is enough to make all cultivators in the world want to die of shame.
For the first time, she was still a Ning Yuan upper realm, and Zhuang Mengdie self-styled herself cultivated to deal with it and won completely.
After three days, the two began to learn for the second time. The second lady is still in the upper realm of Ning Yuan, and Zhuang Mengdie fought with her for three hours, and finally ended in a draw.
After another half a month, the two competed for the third time. As a result, the second lady only used three moves, and Zhuang Mengdie lost without any suspense.
Then, there was a loud bang in the sky on the spot, and the Heavenly Tribulation appeared gorgeously.
The second lady condensed her qi as a blade, and slashed three thunderstorms in a row with one sword, and was promoted to Jindan. The Holy Queen issued a holy decree, announced to the world, named her a first-class lady, gave the title Zhenwu, and appointed her Wenxin Holy Pavilion Yipin Keqing, a lifelong honorary professor of the Holy Son School Palace, and so on.
After Shengjin Dan......
Zhuang Mengdie once again competed with the second lady in the realm of Jindan......
It's terrible!
Nine defeats in ten battles, he was abused by the second lady all the way to the point of being incomplete, and the only time he won was because he was ashamed and angry and used the strength of the Yuan Infant Period......
The blood was flowing like a fountain.
If it weren't for his solid foundation and the foundation of Yuanying, I'm afraid of ...... Hey, don't talk about it, bring me a bowl of wolfberry soup to nourish my blood!
Of course, the lost essence blood was collected by the second lady, she originally thought that she would use it for her own body refining, but she didn't need it at all, but she came over to watch the lively fourth master.
At last......
I heard that the fourth master made a small ball called "Tsukidan", which sold very well......
Of course, that's all for later.
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Straight to the point.
Baekje is a small country with widows, and the palace is naturally not as grand as that of the Great Zhou, but Baihe doesn't care about these, and the most important thing is that the palace is clean enough.
So after settling down that night, after retreating, Bai He sat down on the steps of the courtyard and began to think about life.
After waking up from the blood cocoon, he was given a coveted physique, the Unsullied Body.
This is the statement put forward by Xiao Mian after checking it for him, as the name suggests, it is a body without any impurities, pure to the extreme, pure to the true yuan, and the aura has also become a kind of impurities, even if the dust falls on the body, it will slip.
The skin is smooth and white, white and red, so good that women are also envious and jealous, and the whole body is even lighter as if he has lost weight, so that he walks now and floats.
Having said that, if you bring a wig and a fake beard, Bai He feels that he can go to filming, specializing in filming the fairy white-bearded old man in fantasy dramas, and he is definitely a fan.
This kind of innocent body, if anyone else gets it, they will definitely be ecstatic.
Because in layman's terms, the innocent body is the aura affinity that has reached the max level, whether it is practicing or meditating, it will get twice the result with half the effort, and it is a fantasy protagonist template that is alive and well.
It's a pity that he is Baihe.
Bai He's physique was already strange enough, but now it has become even more bizarre. In the past, it could be said that he was a sieve, and the true element flowed into the body, and it would stay for at least a short time before slowly disappearing. But now, he is not even as good as a sieve, and has become a sewer, which flows as much as he wants, and there is no residue of it.
However, there are gains and gains, and there are benefits to an innocent body.
First of all, the first benefit is tenacity, incomparable tenacity.
Shirakawa once tried to stab his hand with an ordinary sword, but as soon as the sword went down, the sword collapsed on the spot. In the end, he even used the half-cut abyss rainbow sword destroyed by the little hooligan during the robbery, and finally made a hole.
The opening is not long, about three or four centimeters long, and one centimeter deep.
But in less than ten seconds, the wound stopped bleeding on its own, then began to heal, and finally gently uncovered the scar, smooth as new, from beginning to end added up to less than a minute.
- That's the second benefit, resilience.
The third benefit is that the strength is very great, and it is incomparably great.
Just now he tried to slap the little hooligan, he used ox power, and the little hooligan used Zhenyuan, but after a palm, the little hooligan flew out more than ten meters away on the spot.
This is the case......
How to describe it?
It's like having a nuclear-powered engine in your body, and the power is simply endless, and you can jump to a height of twenty or thirty meters with a single jump.
The little rascal said at the time: This thing is not a human at all! He's a monster, a monster in human skin!
To be honest, if you put red underwear on the outside, Shirakawa will think that she is Superman.
And so it was......
In view of his body, which was getting farther and farther away on the strange road, Shirakawa began to fall into deep thought.
In the depths of the sea of consciousness, the words spoken by the other self rose in his mind like subconscious thoughts, and then after half a sound, he suddenly stood up.
First of all...... It's a sight and hear.
Seeing and hearing the color is the alternative version of the divine sense scan, so Bai He directly opened the Wushuang, and suddenly, everything around him slowed down and almost fell into a static state.
Dust, air, skylight, fallen leaves, and more, everything is clearly visible.
Then Shirakawa's eyes widened.
He found that the duration of the Musou state was much longer than before. I used to be a real man in five seconds, but now, it has almost doubled, and it has become about ten seconds.
Then move for a moment......
Keep up!
Without borrowing the assistance of any runes, the body was able to keep up with the speed of the divine sense, which was a breakthrough and huge progress!
But come to think of it, it's also a no-brainer.
In the past, the reason why Kai Wushuang would stand still with himself was because his body was too weak. Now that the body has been reborn, it is naturally not the same.
But......
It's so laborious!
Although the body can move, it seems to be moving underwater, and every move has countless invisible forces pulling on one's body, and the slightest movement requires ten times or more strength than usual.
Then Bai He took a step forward, only to hear the sound of "boom", the bluestone shattered, and a big pit cracked under his feet on the spot. Suddenly, the air in front of me instantly became thicker, as if it was no longer air, but turned into a liquid state!
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