【044】Thorn Dong (II)

The carriage arrived in front of the outer gate of Weiyang Palace and suddenly stopped.

At this stop, Li Su and other killers were very nervous.

Li Su was very calm on the surface, but his heart was already tidal.

"Could it be that this thief has noticed?"

The other killers were also nervous, but after all, they were all trained seeded players, so the surface of these killers was also unfazed.

In fact, the reason why the carriage stopped was because Dong Zhuo suddenly let out a loud fart.

And to say a little further, Dong Zhuo since eating the elixir, not long after, his stomach is very uncomfortable, several times, Dong Zhuo on the way to stop the carriage, he solved several personal problems on the spot, but helplessly, although it has been solved several times, it is still unbearable abdominal pain, this feeling is very unpleasant.

At this time, Dong Zhuocai secretly regretted not listening to Li Ru's words.

"Stop!" Dong Zhuo blushed his old face, turned sideways slightly, and then "boom" twice, and let out two more farts.

After these two farts, Dong Zhuo's stomach was a little more comfortable.

"Let's go!"

The carriage continued to move forward, and Dong Zhuo was in the carriage, and his right eyelid jumped even more.

"It's strange, is there really something bad going to happen today?"

While Dong Zhuo was talking to himself, the carriage had completely entered the outer gate of Weiyang Palace.

Suddenly, Li Su suddenly burst out and roared: "Kill Dong thief!" ”

More than a dozen assassins obeyed the order and pounced on Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo saw a group of people rushing towards him, and hurriedly shouted for escort.

For a while, Dong Zhuo's pro-soldiers and killer groups fought.

With a "poof", a sharp knife pierced through the chest of a Dong Zhuo soldier, who just snorted and was no longer angry.

"Rescue, rescue, someone assassinated the Taishi"

Dong Zhuo's own soldiers came to fight with the killer group, and secondly, they were busy moving rescue soldiers.

But where are the rescuers, Lu Bu followed Wang Yun's plan, not only arranged Li Su and other killers at the entrance of the outer palace gate, but also bought some guards in the palace at a great cost.

These pro-guards were not subordinate to Dong Zhuo in the first place, and furthermore, Dong Zhuo was brutal and unkind, and the pro-guards were also human, and Dong Zhuo's atrocities were also quite complaining among the pro-guards. So, although someone called for help, these pro-guards remained motionless as if they had not heard of them.

At this time, Dong Zhuo realized that he had fallen into a trap, and he didn't care about the people around him, so he hurriedly jumped out of the carriage and wanted to flee back.

Li Su's eyes were sick, and as soon as he saw Dong Zhuo turn over and get out of the car, he knew that Dong Zhuo wanted to escape, so Li Su didn't think about it, and pushed aside a Dong Zhuo's personal soldier and yelled: "Where is the old thief running?" ”

Dong Zhuo glanced at Li Su sideways, and was shocked, but after all, he was born in the military, and he was confident that he could escape from Li Su's men.

Li Su took three steps and one step at a time, stepped forward and raised his halberd, and stabbed Dong Zhuo fiercely.

Dong Zhuo snorted coldly, turned to the side slightly, and dodged Li Su's halberd.

Li Su was stunned for a moment, grabbed it with his backhand, and bounced it at Dong Zhuo with the halberd.

Dong Zhuo protected the door with both hands, and when he heard the sound of "bang", the halberd hit Dong Zhuo's fat arm.

Dong Zhuo is afraid of death, so except for playing with women, he is always in armor on other days, because he is originally big, so Dong Zhuo specially ordered his subordinates to customize a set of light and defensive fine iron armor for him.

Li Su failed to succeed in two consecutive blows, and temporarily retreated.

Dong Zhuo was optimistic about the opportunity, and he did not hesitate, and ran away.

But at this moment, Dong Zhuo's stomach suddenly tightened, and then he heard two "booms" between his two strands.

"Good chance!"

Li Su had already given up single-handedly fighting Dong Zhuo, after all, in terms of force, Li Su thought that he was not Dong Zhuo's opponent, but Dong Zhuo suddenly let out two farts, so that Li Su, who had given up killing Dong Zhuo, found a chance again.

Li Su herded sheep when he was a child, and he also encountered wolves many times when he was herding sheep.

The wolves are smart and don't attack the sheep without a brain, but take advantage of the flock every time they pee and poop en masse. Not to mention the flock, even a person is very unhappy when he is suddenly interrupted by someone else or something when he pees or poops. And this unhappiness can also bring another special effect, that is, a short-term lack of strength.

Fart and pee are almost the same thing, Dong Zhuo's speed was obviously affected because of these two loud farts, and before he could react, Li Su's halberd had already beckoned to him.

But Dong Zhuo is Dong Zhuo after all, the foundation of force is there, and the seemingly impossible twisting of his waist and waving his arms has been made on Dong Zhuo, and it has been done perfectly.

The halberd did not stab Dong Zhuo's vital point, but only stabbed Dong Zhuo's arm.

"Scare?" Li Su was surprised.

Dong Zhuo's fat body can make that kind of action, Li Su really feels incredible.

Although Dong Zhuo was stabbed in the arm by Li Su, he was fat and wearing armor, as long as it was not a fatal vital part, the one on his arm could only be regarded as a minor injury.

However, Li Su's blow also had some effect. Dong Zhuo was unsteady on his feet because he wanted to avoid Li Su's blow and fell to the ground.

At this time, Dong Zhuocai suddenly remembered his entourage escort Lu Bu, and hurriedly shouted: "Fengxian, where is my son Fengxian?" ”

As soon as Dong Zhuo's words fell, he saw a man more than eight feet long, wearing a crown of antelope horns, stepping on military boots, and holding a Fang Tian painting halberd standing up.

This person is none other than Lu Bu.

Seeing that Li Su had failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo twice, Lu Bu knew that he had to do this kind of dirty work by himself, so when Dong Zhuo shouted at himself, Lu Bu stood up without hesitation.

Dong Zhuo didn't know that Lu Bu had already turned back, and said happily to Lu Bu: "With my son Feng Xian, my life will be alive!" Feng Xian, take down all these traitors for me. ”

Lu Bu quietly stepped to Dong Zhuo's side, suddenly raised Fang Tian's halberd, and shouted: "The Marquis of the Great Han Pavilion, I am called to fight for thieves!" ”

Dong Zhuo was startled, and before he could react, Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd had already pierced into his thigh.

"Ah~~" Dong Zhuo only then understood that Lu Bu was no longer the previous Lu Bu.

Lu Bu succeeded in one blow, and he was not greedy for merit, he pulled out Fang Tian's painting halberd, and aimed it at Dong Zhuo's chest with another halberd.

But Dong Zhuo was wearing fine iron armor, and Lu Bu did not stab this halberd.

"Huh?" Lu Bu raised his eyebrows, changed the stab to chop, and Fang Tian's halberd slashed horizontally on Dong Zhuo's shoulder.

Lu Bu's actions were smooth, and Dong Zhuo was stunned.

"Ah~" As soon as his shoulder hurt, Dong Zhuo realized that Fang Tian's halberd had slashed his shoulder.

"You rebel, I want this master to treat you like a son, today, you are against me, you must not die well"

Lu Bu hesitated slightly, took back Fang Tian's halberd, and looked at Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo continued to scold: "I knew that you shameless guy was jealous that I had so many elixirs, so you wanted me to die, didn't you?" Sue you, you are delusional"

Dong Zhuo didn't mention the elixir, and Lu Bu really couldn't be ruthless, but when Dong Zhuo mentioned it, Lu Bu's heart suddenly became ruthless.

Lu Bu was already a thief because he stole two elixirs, but now that Dong Zhuo mentioned this, Lu Bu's face suddenly couldn't hold up.

"Damn~ you don't open any pot!"

Lu Bu swung Fang Tian's halberd, spun around twice, and then stretched out his leg and kicked Dong Zhuo to the ground.

Dong Zhuo reacted quickly enough, although he was kicked over, he still sat up at the first time.

What kind of character is Lu Bu? The moment Dong Zhuo sat up, Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd stabbed again.

This time, Lu Bu was full of strength.

"Poof", forgive me Dong Zhuo was wearing fine iron armor, and he was still pierced by Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd.

"Uh~~" Dong Zhuo looked at the Fang Tian painting halberd on his chest, and glanced at Lu Bu again. At this moment, Dong Zhuo was thinking about nothing else the most, but the elixir.

"If I had known, I shouldn't have eaten that elixir, otherwise, I wouldn't have been farted."

Dong Zhuo, die!

Dong Zhuo died with his eyes open, and Lu Bu stepped forward to cut off Dong Zhuo's head because he was afraid, and then took out the edict prepared in advance with Wang Yun from his arms, and read it loudly.

The edict is nothing more than a high-sounding reason to kill Dong Zhuo, but it is worth affirming that Dong Zhuo is dead, and his head has been cut off, and he can't die anymore.

After reading the edict, Lu Bu did not stop, stepped directly in front of the little emperor, and knelt respectfully in front of the little emperor: "Your Majesty, the traitor Dong Zhuo has been ambushed, please enlighten the emperor!" ”

Emperor Xiao Xian is only twelve years old, where has he ever seen such an exciting scene, for a while, he couldn't speak.

Wang Yun took the opportunity to say: "Marquis Lu has made great contributions to the world, the people of Li, and my Han!" Your Majesty, please tell the world and announce the news of Dong Thief's ambush? ”

The little emperor looked at Wang Yun, nodded, and said tremblingly: "Just do what Lord Situ wants." ”

Situ House.

When Wang Yun left, he ordered his subordinates to call Diao Chan out and dance for Ma Xiaoquan.

Ma Xiaoquan is not the kind of lustful person, he does like to watch Diao Chan dance, firstly, Ma Xiaoquan is to pass the time, and secondly, Ma Xiaoquan also has the meaning of letting Diao Chan teach the three little girls around him to dance.

"No, Lin'er, that's the case, the hand has to do this" Diao Chan taught the three little girls to be not ambiguous at all, Ma Xiaoquan looked at the fragrant sweat that oozed slightly on her forehead, and couldn't help but feel moved.

"Hehe~" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and stopped his cranky thoughts in time

During the break, several little girls wrapped around Ma Xiaoquan and asked Ma Xiaoquan to tell them stories.

During the Eastern Han Dynasty, the people believed in gods, demons and monsters, and Ma Xiaoquan just liked ghost stories very much. In the past, when I was in college, Ma Xiaoquan was famous for telling ghost stories, but now I am not familiar with these little girls in front of me?

"Once upon a time, there was a monk" Ma Xiaoquan told ghost stories while squeezing his eyebrows to create a tense atmosphere.

"Suddenly" Ma Xiaoquan shouted, and several little girls followed with an "ah".

Ma Xiaoquan's voice fell, and he said in a deep voice: "That monk didn't have a head, hehehe"

A few little girls listened to the ghost story and hugged each other in fright, but even so, the little girls still refused to stop.

At this time, bursts of firecrackers, gongs and drums suddenly came from outside the house.

Ma Xiaoquan stopped, pricked up his ears to listen, and laughed.

PS: There is another chapter in the afternoon, the final chapter of this volume.