Chapter 17: This is the rhythm of collecting tickets!
At that time, the lights of thousands of homes were shining, and the moon was hanging high in the sky.
Nowadays, there is no light pollution, air pollution and the like, the full moon in the sky can clearly see the Guiyue Toad Palace, the jade rabbit offering branches, and the silver-white moonlight is sprinkled down, reflecting the entire river surface like a misty cloud. The cage smoke building extends from the shore and towers in the water, as if draped in a layer of silver moon light veil.
The smoke cage is cold and the moon is in the sand, and the night park Qinhuai is near the restaurant, the cage smoke building, the cage smoke building, and it really deserves the name of the cage smoke.
When Bai He and the others arrived in front of the cage smoke building, they found that there was a lot of noise here.
Originally, the Qinhuai River was very lively, and there was a lot of noise everywhere, especially after Miss Lianxing appeared, it was even more noisy and boiling, and Baihe was already strange. But now, this hustle and bustle is a little different......
"These so-called talents, all of them look dignified and look like dogs, but now they are ...... Squalling?! Bai He thought he had heard it wrong at first, but after listening carefully, he found that he really heard it correctly, those talented people were really scolding the street.
I only heard a scholar with a white face and beard, and his clothes were quite shabby, and scolded loudly: "The cage smoke building opened the door to do business, and those who came did not refuse, but today they set up such a broken rule, is it not to despise us and other poor scholars?" I can't wait! Defy! ”
"That's it! Defy! Several scholars, who were also dressed in shabby clothes, coaxed in unison.
Another humanitarian: "Miss Lianxing travels all over the world and discusses poetry with students from all over the world, which is a grand event in the literary world." There is no order to learn, no matter how old or young, you have set up such a broken rule in the cage smoke building today, it is clearly to bully the old man and the elderly! The old man is not convinced! Defy! ”
"That's it! Defy! A few more people followed suit.
Bai He heard the man call himself an old man, but his voice was full of anger, and he couldn't help but take a second look. As a result, when I saw it, I almost burst out laughing, because this "old man" was the old man who fainted beside him just now.
"Yes, tonight this old guy durian skin is on his knees!" Shirakawa couldn't help but laugh.
was laughing, and heard someone shouting: "I and other business people go south and north all year round, and there are a lot of strange rules that I have seen, but you have set up such a broken rule in the Langyan Building today, which is obviously to deceive us and others who are not literate!" We are not convinced! Defy! ”
"That's it! Defy! "Don't guess, there must be people of the same kind here.
A good concert tour, how did it suddenly become a street scolding conference in front of the venue? Bai He couldn't help but be curious, and at this time, Lan Qingming pulled him and said, "Old Bai, look there!" ”
Bai He hurriedly looked in the direction of his finger, and saw a beautiful woman standing in front of the door of the Langyan Building, who was dressed in a red dress like blood, her body was plump like a basin, her face was smeared with some rouge gouache, and there was a finger-sized beauty mole on her chin...... Although it is not as earth-shattering as Miss Ruhua's beauty, it is also a tragic level. If you smile, it will definitely be a situation of blood flowing and mourning.
"With such a mother Sang Guard, it can be regarded as a miracle that the Langyan Building is not closed......" Bai He thought to himself. But I have to admit that this mother is very fierce...... Well, it's a lot of breasts, maybe it's also a living sign. After all, no matter how you say that the cage smoke building is also a green building, maybe some people prefer this one......
"Don't look at people, look at the signs!" Lan Qingming suddenly said.
"Huh? Brand? What brand? Where is it? Bai He was stunned when he heard this.
"Side!" Lan Qingming reminded.
Bai He hurriedly looked at it carefully, and suddenly he was sweating wildly. It's all because the mother Sang is too eye-catching, and she didn't notice that there was a sign next to her for the first time.
I saw that the sign was about a meter square, and there were a few lines of words written on it. The characters are written vertically in traditional Chinese, and the style is the kind of literary crepe Chinese that is easy to look at, and it is obviously prepared for a long time. However, this is not difficult for our great white poet, he looked at it a few times, and after a little scrutiny, he knew what was on it, and the general content translated into modern vernacular was as follows:
1. The entrance fee is ten taels of silver.
2. Men under the age of 30 and women below the safety line
Third, although Empress Zhao is cute, Jun Fan will be harmful - guess a word.
Those who cannot meet the above three conditions at the same time should return, except for those who have meritorious fame. There is also a note on the side: in-store purchases are calculated separately.
Lan Qingming said: "This rule was not there before, it must have been set up today because of Miss Pixing." ”
When Bai He heard it, he didn't know what was going on, and daring to love was the rhythm of charging tickets!
Although these three thresholds are not very high, they are not very low. Those who can satisfy one of them are all present. If you meet two, you have to brush off half of it. Those who can satisfy the three, I'm afraid that none of them are present - because they are all in the cage smoke building.
The first entrance fee is ten taels of silver, and according to the purchasing power of this era, one tael of silver is equal to one hundred yuan in the twenty-first century, and ten taels of silver is equal to one thousand yuan in the twenty-first century. 1,000 yuan is not much, but it is a lot less, although the fans are enthusiastic, if they insist on gritting their teeth and taking out a thousand yuan, it is estimated that this tooth will have to be broken. This part of the people is represented by the group of poor scholars, who are the youngest and strongest, so they are the most fierce.
The second one is about the hard conditions, and it's not easy to say. After all, the girl has fascinated thousands of men, women and children, and her realm is so high that she doesn't need the foil of green leaves at all, so you can't let some crooked melons and cracked dates get mixed in and hinder the view. So it was useless for the old man who knelt on the durian skin to shout out his mouth.
The third one is a bit absolute, just an anagram, and the riddle is also simple, but it is difficult to stump many young and wealthy people who have no ink on their chests, and Lan Qingming is one of them.
The mother Sang who greeted Miss Lianxing just now was not in a hurry to explain, and she was not afraid of the riots of everyone, so she went to that station with a golden knife, and there were dozens of black-clothed and black-armored chengguan next to her...... Oh no, this era should be called Wuhou...... Naturally, he stood in a row, the horizontal knife in his hand was half unsheathed, and the cold light was shining.
The famous Miss Lianxing arrived, of course it was impossible for Yin of Jinling Mansion to pretend not to see it, these Wuhou were specially sent to protect Miss Fang.
In addition, the melancholy young swordsman and the young version of "Lu Xiaofeng" are also guarding the gate. Don't look at their unbearable performance when Miss Lianxing got off the car, but now when they go to that station, they are alive and well, and their murderous aura is a little heavier than that of those dozens of martial artists.
At this time, when the people were almost tired of shouting, the mother Sang cleared her throat and pretended to say: "Oh, uncles, bosses, and talents, please listen to the slave family, please listen to the slave family!" ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, the two pieces of fierce flesh shook violently, and suddenly the whole audience was silent, except for some extremely low swallowing sounds and heavy gasps.