Yang Pojun returned to Jiangcheng No. 1, then took a hot bath and lay down on the bed to sleep.

Today's sleep was extraordinarily refreshing.

Yang Pojun was still in love with many women in his dreams, which made Yang Pojun's shameless underwear wet.

Yang Pojun sat up, looked at his underwear, and said very speechlessly: "Paralyzed, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to have a spring dream, I said!" ”

Yang Pojun changed into a pair of underwear, and when he looked at the time, it was already half past seven in the morning.

Yang Pojun washed up quickly, and then prepared to go to work.

I just walked to the door, but I saw Master Li fall asleep on the sofa.

Yang Pojun was a little speechless and said, "Really, why did this Sister Li fall asleep here." ”

Yang Pojun also returned to his room, took out a thin quilt, and gently covered Master Li.

Then Yang Pojun left the room lightly.

Master Li was in his sleep, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a happy smile.

I don't know if I'm dreaming or waking up.

Yang Pojun bought steamed buns and soy milk, ate them while taking the subway, and went to work.

Many office workers look down at their mobile phones with headphones in their ears.

For all this, Yang Pojun is used to it.

These people live in their own world all day long, isn't it good to listen more and see more time outside.

The ancients said well, travel thousands of miles to read thousands of books, Yang Pojun felt that reading and walking should be combined, so as not to let himself be closed, otherwise, he would have to be eliminated by this era.

There is a seat vacated next to the subway, and at the moment there is an old man next to him, who is about to sit down.

But a fashionably dressed woman instantly took a step ahead of the old man and sat down.

Suddenly, everyone around looked at this young woman.

Many people whispered: "This woman is too unqualified." ”

"Yes, you see an old man, what's wrong with giving up a seat?"

"Beauty, get up, the old man is old and unstable when he stands, it's okay for us young people to stand a little longer."

The old man smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

But this makes many people unaccustomed to it.

Especially the young man who gave up his position just now, his voice was a little loud: "I said beauty, I gave up the position to this old man, do you still have some quality?" Don't you know how to respect the old and love the young? ”

The woman raised her head, painted willow eyebrows, apricot red lips, and looked pretty good.

The woman sneered, "Is this position yours?" Did you write your name? Do you call it a promise? Also, if you don't sit yourself, it doesn't mean that others don't want to sit, there are more old people in this world, why do you want me to give up my place? ”

"Look, how many people are sitting in this carriage?"

After speaking, the woman directly lowered her head and continued to play with her mobile phone.

The young man's face turned crimson with anger.

At first glance, he is the kind of person who is not good at talking.

Yang Pojun stretched out his hand, patted his arm, and said with a smile: "It's okay, isn't it just the location." ”

As he spoke, Yang Pojun stood in front of this woman, and then turned around, facing the other party, Yang Pojun breathed a breath and shook hard.

"Poof!"

Suddenly, Yang Pojun's ass squirted out a few loud farts directly, and the ass was facing this woman.

At this moment, the people in the workshop were very speechless to Yang Pojun.

it!

This buddy is also amazing!

But they all knew that Yang Pojun was deliberately manipulating that woman.

Yang Pojun's fart was on the woman's face, and she also felt a stinky heat!

Suddenly, this woman was almost stunned, she instantly covered her mouth, stood up, stared at Yang Pojun and said loudly: "Do you still have quality?" Fart in public, why don't you die? ”

Yang Pojun turned his head, looked at the woman with a smile and said, "You said it all, in public, I fart your shit?" There are more fart people in this world, and you shout at me? What qualifications do you have? ”

Suddenly, the people in the workshop all said loudly: "That's good! ”

"That's right! We don't say anything about fart, what do you say? ”

"We think this fart is fragrant."

"Haha!"

A group of people couldn't get used to this woman, so they were all helping Yang Pojun speak.

The woman raised her arm in an instant, and she twitched towards Yang Pojun's face.

Yang Pojun was slightly stunned, and said that men don't beat women, he's right, some women just owe pump!

It's the person in front of you.

doesn't have any quality, and if she doesn't come, she will slap someone, and she really thinks that she looks a little good, and the men in the world are going to revolve around her.

Yang Pojun dodged the other party's slap, stretched out his hand, and slapped the other party's cheek.

Syllable!

Suddenly, this woman was pulled back a few steps by Yang Pojun and almost fell to the ground.

I saw that five finger marks appeared on her face.

Even some people who didn't speak shouted, "Well done!" ”

"This kind of woman just owes a beating, do you think we men really don't fight back?"

"That's right, we men don't beat women, that's also a good woman, and you should do something to her like garbage! All men are created equal, and scum like you don't enjoy the privileges of women. ”

“……”

This beautiful woman became the target of public criticism, and she was also angry.

She covered her face and said: "You dare to beat a woman, you have a kind of report which company you work in, otherwise you are not worthy of being a man, you will be hit by a car and killed when you go out, and you will have premature ejaculation!" Do you dare?? ”

Yang Pojun sneered: "Why don't I dare, I work in the Shangcheng International Public Relations Department, my name is Yang Pojun, whether you are looking for people in the society, or looking for the rich second generation who supports you, you can come to me." ”

The woman covered her face and said, "Okay, Yang Pojun, I remember you, let's see!" ”

At this moment, the subway has reached a platform.

The woman didn't have the face to stay, so she got out of the car.

Suddenly, the people on the subway cheered loudly.

Then Yang Pojun helped the old man to sit down.

The old man stared at Yang Pojun and said, "Young man, thank you, thank you for speaking like this for me, I am really very pleased, thank you." ”

This old man was a little rickety, with gray hair and sideburns, and he looked to be in his seventies.

A group of people all said it was fine.

Yang Pojun said with a smile: "Uncle, you are so old, next time you come out, let your grandson accompany you." ”

"Yes, when you're old, it's not safe to walk outside alone."

"Thank you." The old man smiled slightly, but when he looked out the window, a flash of essence flashed in his eyes that even Yang Pojun was not easy to detect.

Yang Pojun got off the train when he arrived at the platform.

Then Yang Pojun straightened his chest, feeling that he had done a good thing this morning, and he was in a very good mood.

Yang Pojun sighed: "It seems that today is a very good start, Shangcheng International, I'm here!" ”

(End of chapter)