Seeing his wife waiting for him at the gate of the county government, Zhu Hongsan burst into tears, and threw himself on Zhao Chunhua and cried: "Mother, I miss you." ”

Zhao Chunhua was also a little uncomfortable, and said, "Bao'er, don't cry, go home." ”

Zhao Chunhua thanked her brother Zhao Mingda and led Zhu Hongsan home. The first thing Zhu Hongsan did when he entered the house was to take a bath, and he had lice on his body after not taking a bath for 27 days. Let Zhao Goudan boil water and wash it three times in a row, and the skin is soaked red before it is over. Zhu Hongsan was lying on the bed humming and chirping, and Zhao Goudan asked, "Sanwazi, are you really so tired?" ”

"What do you say? How many days did you cry when your grandfather died? ”

Zhao Goudan thought for a while and said, "I don't know, I was young at the time, I don't remember." ”

Zhu Hongsan said: "Let you cry for 27 days now, sleep on the ground every day, without a bed." How many days do you think you can last two days? ”

Zhao Goudan stuck out his tongue and said, "I'm not afraid of the others, there are too few two nests, and I really can't stand being hungry." ”

The two little brothers were chatting, and Zhao Chunhua shouted in the kitchen: "You two wash your hands and eat." ”

Zhu Hongsan said to Zhao Goudan: "Cousin, do you tell your mother to take my food to the house to eat." ”

Watching the dog go out, the mother came into the house with food for a while, and said, "Na, eat, don't make the bed full." ”

Lying on the bed and eating, Zhu Hongsan was really sleepy and tired. I fell asleep after a while on the bed.

When he got up the next day, it was almost noon, Zhu Hongsan grinded and chirped and freshened up, and after eating, he sat in the yard in a daze. Zhao Goudan didn't know where to go. Zhu Hongsan suspected that Zhao Goudan went out to fight again, but when he asked him, he didn't say anything, he was injured every time he came back.

Zhu Hongsan sat for a while and went to his laboratory. The old lady has already poured out the warehouse to Zhu Hongsan as a laboratory.

Zhu Hongsan has been making monosodium glutamate in the past few months, eating the food of this era is really ordinary, Zhu Hongsan, who loves to eat, wants to start making monosodium glutamate, Zhu Hongsan uses the fermentation method, the material is very simple, that is, use flour to wash out the gluten, then add fermentation bacteria, and then ferment, and wait for the mycelium to come out and add brine to ferment again, but what comes out is that soy sauce is not monosodium glutamate, and it is not good to decolorize it with charcoal.

Zhu Hongsan was very depressed, remembering that he did this when he was doing experiments before. Zhu Hongsan forgot that the previous experiments used high-concentration raw materials, and monosodium glutamate has already involved primary chemical knowledge, how can it be done with the current equipment.

I didn't dare to eat the reddish-brown thing that came out, but this thing was not poisonous, and it was fine after testing it with a little yellow dog for a few days. But Zhu Hongsan's own life is expensive, so he dares to use himself for experiments. "Looks like you're going to find someone to see?" Zhao Goudan is not at home, or it is an excellent experimental subject.

Zhu Hongsan was looking at the results of his experiment, and someone outside the door shouted to him, "Pig head three, pig head three are at home?" ”

As soon as I heard this voice, I knew that it was the Ma girl again. This is the girl who is sticking to herself now. It seems that the last time she was treated for 7749 days was still short. Zhu Hongsan walked out of the door of the laboratory and plugged in the door, he didn't like outsiders to enter his laboratory.

Zhu Hongsan said: "Come in, the door is open." ”

The girl of the Ma family walked in, she was wearing a light green women's dress today, and she didn't find that she had grown taller again for nearly a month, and now she is a head and a half taller than herself. However, the breasts have also grown a little longer, and you can see a protrusion through the clothes. Ma Xiaofang saw Zhu Hongsan staring at his chest, blushing and scolding: "What are you looking at, and then look at your eyes." ”

Zhu Hongsan muttered: "Not only did I see it, but I also touched it." ”

"What are you muttering?"

Zhu Hongsan hurriedly denied: "No, I said you are beautiful again." ”

Ma Xiaofang said happily: "Really? Am I really good-looking? ”

"Really, who said you didn't look good, I poked him in the eye."

Ma Xiaofang said disappointedly: "Three babies, you say I'm good-looking, everyone else says I'm ugly, tall, big, and still good-looking." ”

Zhu Hongsan shook his head secretly: "You are really born in the wrong era, if you are born three hundred years later, you must be a top model, you can play for a year with these long legs, and the price of accompanying wine is not 100,000 yuan, it is still a knife." ”

Ma Xiaofang continued: "I heard that you went to Wuchang Mansion and kept filial piety for twenty-seven days? ”

When he mentioned this, Zhu Hongsan was furious: "Yes, I almost lost half my life." Don't you keep filial piety to the emperor? ”

"Guard, but the female dependents are three days, my father and brother have seven days of fame, just kowtow to the north three times a day, and it is not forbidden to eat, drink and entertain, but you can't wear brightly colored clothes."

Seeing that Ma Xiaofang was unhappy that she couldn't wear beautiful clothes, Zhu Hongsan said: "You can be content, I have lived in muddy water for twenty-seven days." ”

"That's no way, who called you a clan."

Zhu Hongsan said: "What are you doing with me today?" Still telling stories? ”

"Yes, I still want to listen to the story of my daughter's country."

Zhu Hongsan found that Journey to the West has not yet been circulated, and some of them are also some jokes told by some storytellers. Since she told this girl the whole Journey to the West, she has been completely obsessed with this book. asked Sun Wukong every day why he was so powerful, how much food Zhu Bajie could eat, and other strange questions.

The most hated person is the one who loves to listen to the story of the daughter country, and he has to tell the happy ending of Tang Seng and the king of the daughter country. It's all complete, how do you let Brother Monkey get the true scriptures? Brother Monkey is still waiting for temporary workers to become civil servants? Cutting off someone's money is like killing your parents.

"I still have to listen, this time I'll tell you an alternative ending."

"Yes, yes"

Zhu Hongsan cleared his throat and said, "It is said that after Tang Sanzang came to the daughter country, he spent the moon with that daughter king every day. Gradually, I began to doubt life. He thinks that living with his daughter, the king, is the goal of his life. Then Tang Sanzang made up his mind, found a few apprentices, and asked them to go to the West Heaven to obtain the true scriptures, and he wanted to live with his daughter the king for the rest of his life.

Sun Wukong waited for hard persuasion to no avail, so he had to go to the west on his own. Tang Seng stayed in his daughter's country and married the king, and the daughter king gave up the throne to Tang Seng and became the queen herself, and the two began to live a happy life without shame.

Two years after getting married, because the queen did not give birth to a child, Tang Seng chose concubines all over the country. The daughter of the prime minister has a noble daughter, named Zhen Huan, fifteen years old, beautiful as a flower, and was selected into the palace as the imperial concubine. Zhen Huan lived up to expectations, she was found to be pregnant two months after entering the palace, and gave birth to a prince after October.

The queen was unwilling to let Zhen Huan take away her love, became vicious and vicious, and used her power to start persecuting Zhen Huan. Zhen Huan also peeked at the queen's throne and began to fight back. In order to kill the queen, Zhen Huan covered her biological son with a quilt after the queen visited the prince, and blamed the queen. Tang Seng was furious and immediately ordered the queen to be abolished and the queen to be killed.

And Zhen Huan got her wish and became the queen. But what I didn't expect was that Zhen Huan was seen by a small eunuch when he covered the prince to death at that time, and told Tang Seng the truth. When Tang Seng was depressed, Sun Wukong walked in from outside.

It turned out that Sun Wukong did not leave, but hid in the palace to protect Tang Seng secretly. Sun Wukong said to Tang Seng that all women in the world are not good things, and they can do anything to compete for favor. Tang Seng suddenly realized that true love was by his side, so Tang Seng resigned from the king and Sun Wukong and returned to Huaguo Mountain to live a life of two people without shame, the finale of Journey to the West. ”

Ma Xiaofang was stupid on the side, and it took a long time to react and scold: "What rotten things are you talking about, how did Tang Seng live with Sun Wukong." ”

Zhu Hongsan said: "Yes, women are not good things. Did your mother say that about your aunt? ”

Ma Xiaofang quibbled: "I said it, but it is not as vicious as you said, how can you cover your own children." You don't make up a good story. I'm still going to listen to the original. ”

Zhu Hongsan said: "It's not good? You know how tired I was and how many brain cells died. In this story, there is love, conspiracy, cruelty, murder, and in the end, even gay men come out, are you still not satisfied? ”

"I don't care, I want to listen to the happy ending of my daughter King and Tang Seng together." Ma Xiaofang shouted.

"Okay, okay, I'm convinced of you, I'll sing you a song. Journey to the West. ”

"You can still sing? Sing it and listen to it. ”

Zhu Hongsan sang: "The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I am a hard-working, not sticky little goblin, don't ask me where I come from, don't ask me where I'm going, I want to pick the most beautiful flowers, dedicated to my little princess, the king called me to patrol the mountain, I turn the world, play my drum, beat my gong, life is full of rhythm, the king called me to patrol the mountain, catch a monk to make dinner, the water of this mountain stream, incomparably sweet, not envious of mandarin ducks and immortals." "This is a song that Zhu Hongsan heard in his previous life, and he happened to sing it today to deceive the little girl.

Zhu Hongsan looked at Ma Xiaofang after singing, looked at himself with a blushing face, and thought, "It's over, this chick will be wrong." ”

Ma Xiaofang lowered her head and said, "This song is so good, am I your little princess?" Will you pick the most beautiful flowers for me? ”

Zhu Hongsan saw that he was like this now, if he didn't say that he could, Ma Xiaofang would definitely not be able to spare himself, so he said stubbornly: "Yes"

Ma Xiaofang said: "I really envy Tang Seng and his daughter King, I hope we don't envy the mandarin ducks or immortals." Mistress, do you like me? ”

Zhu Hong said with a conscience: "I like it"

"Well, I'm nine years old this year, and I'll be twelve in three years, and you promise me that when I'm twelve, you'll go to my house to propose."

Zhu Hongsan replied hesitantly: "Isn't this progressing a little fast?" ”

Ma Xiaofang heard the willow eyebrows stand upside down and said, "What? Do you dare to go back on it? If you don't want to kiss me, I'll tell my father about you kissing me, and touch my chest with your hand, and I'll be a dead man. ”

Zhu Hongsan didn't expect that he was messing around too much before, and he was afraid that this matter would really get bigger. The Ma family is powerful, and if you really want to do this, you can't protect your clan identity, so she hurriedly said: "Xiaofang, it's not what you think, I mean twelve years old is too young, eighteen years old is okay, when you are eighteen years old, I will go to propose marriage." ”

"No, I'll be an old girl at the age of eighteen, and I won't let people laugh at death, at the latest at the age of sixteen."

Zhu Hongsan sighed and said, "Okay, I promise you, I will propose marriage at the age of sixteen." ”

Ma Xiaofang blushed and said, "Okay, you remember, if you don't go, you will die, my father and my two elder brothers are both Jinshi, and my uncle is still the governor." After speaking, he probably felt that his girl's family was too ashamed to say these words, so he ran out and went home.

Leaving Zhu Hongsan to cry without tears, the taboo of pickling girls is to play with you like this, and it will be a layer of skin. Why do you have to make the mistakes you made in your previous life this time, it's really unsuccessful. Zhu Hongsan patted his head hatefully. I thought about it again, anyway, this is the case, the girl of the Ma family now looks like a beautiful child, and it is even more difficult to grow up, there is still money in the family, and the dowry will not be less, or I will follow her.