The eldest brother naturally did not dare to disobey the will of the king, so he had to obediently become the teacher of the eldest sister of the fox. The eldest sister fox is not a person, she just thinks about playing in the water with her eldest brother, and she has no shame at all. After the whole feast, the king was drunk and helped to rest. Then he urgently invited his eldest brother to have a private meeting, of course, nominally to learn the piano.

The palace people on both sides take two pianos, the last one is Daji, and the next one is the eldest brother passing the qin.

The eldest brother bowed down and said: "The criminal courtier Qi Niangniang, this piano has five shapes inside and outside, six rhythms and five tones. Moan,, tick, tick. The left hand dragon eye, the right hand phoenix eye, according to the palace, business, horn, sign, feather. There are also eight methods, which are wiping, picking, hooking, picking, skimming, supporting, picking, and beating. There are six taboos, and seven do not play. ”

The eldest sister fox was still a little interested at first, and asked, "What are the six taboos?" ”

The eldest brother replied: "Hearing mourning, weeping, concentrating on things, anger, abstinence, and shock." ”

The eldest sister of the fox asked again: "What is seven not playing?" ”

The eldest brother replied again: "Stormy and rainy, great sorrow and great sorrow, improperly dressed, drunken and crazy, unfragrant and profane, unsound and vulgar, unclean and filthy." In this case, it will not be played. This qin is a relic of the primeval music, musical and elegant, very different from all kinds of music, including eighty-one tones, fifty-one minors, thirty-six and so on. After the eldest brother finished speaking, he immediately plucked the piano, and its sound was loud and wonderful.

The eldest brother is a good teacher, especially in terms of passing the piano, but the eldest sister fox is not a good student, listening to the eldest brother chattering like this, I really have no patience, but in order not to make the eldest brother look down on him, I have to arrange a banquet to come up, thinking about getting the eldest brother drunk and letting him have a drunken sex, so wouldn't it be wonderful.

The eldest sister fox has good intentions, but the eldest brother does not sell her face. Eating and drinking when learning the piano, this is simply a blasphemy against the piano, the eldest brother has loved the piano all his life and is obsessed, how can this kind of thing be allowed, especially the eldest sister of the fox and the eldest brother to accompany the banquet, this is absolutely impossible.

The eldest sister of the fox couldn't just order the palace people: "And remove the wine banquet." Then he said to his eldest brother: "Yi Kao is stubborn and does not drink, and the palace is not reluctant, and he still passes the piano with his heart." "The eldest brother received the order, still stroked the piano, and hooked it for a long time.

The eldest sister fox was anxious, how could she have any thoughts on the piano, and she said in a hurry: "I am on top, you are on the bottom, I am estranged, and there are many confusions in pressing the strings, which is very inconvenient, and I can get familiar with it for a while." I have a law, which can be close to each other, and I can accept it, so why not. ”

The eldest brother said: "After a long time, the mother doesn't have to be anxious." ”

"That's not the case. Tonight is not familiar, tomorrow the Lord asks me, what shall I say? Deeply inconvenienced. I can move you to sit on the top, I will sit in your arms, you take my hands to pluck this string, you don't need to be familiar in a moment, why work to prolong the sun and the moon. ”

As soon as these words came out, the eldest brother's face turned pale with fright. It is indispensable for the teacher to teach the piano with the hands of his disciples, but the eldest sister of the fox is the queen, and the eldest brother is just the son of a criminal minister.

The eldest brother took a deep breath, got up and played: "Niangniang's words, the minister is a dog for thousands of years!" The historian is contained in the canon, why is Niangniang like the queen! Niangniang is the mother of the country, congratulated by the princes of the world, enjoying the supreme truth of the pepper house, and holding the power of the six palaces; Today, it is a matter of passing the qin, and the blasphemy is here, it is a child's play, what kind of system has it become! So that this matter is heard outside, although the mother is clear and jade, and the world is forever believable. Niangniang, please be free of urgency, so that if you are insulted by the Supreme, you will also. ”

The eldest sister fox's face was flushed with anger by the eldest brother, and she said sharply: "Go, go back to your post house for the palace." ”

The eldest brother bowed and took his Aegean back to the inn.

"Okay, you Boyi Kao, I originally wanted to keep you in the palace to serve, I don't want you to find death, then it's no wonder I'm ruthless."

The next day, the eldest sister of the fox reported the matter of learning the piano tonight to the king of Xu, but the content of the report was far from the truth. "Your Majesty, the concubine originally looked at Boyi's great talent, and admired him as a teacher, but he didn't expect that he had no intention of passing the piano yesterday, and he wanted to misbehave towards the concubine, and he would make fun of his words, and hoped that His Majesty would be the master of the concubine." The fox sister was crying and crying, looking very pitiful, and Lonely's acting skills were really far from her.

As soon as the king heard that his beloved concubine was being molested, he couldn't bear it, so he immediately announced that the eldest brother entered the palace and patted the case: "Bo Yi Kao, why didn't you do your best to pass the qin last night, is it perfunctory?" "The king only said that the eldest brother was not satisfied, not that the eldest brother molested the eldest sister of the fox, and he also knew that cuckolding was not good, and ugly things could not be publicized.

The eldest brother hurriedly said: "To learn the piano, you must be sincere in your heart to be proficient." ”

The eldest sister of the fox said on the side: "There is no other way in the piano, if you carefully distinguish it and think about it, how can you not be proficient." It's only that you don't know what to do, and how to get the best of its rhythm when you talk about nonsense. ”

Listening to the two arguing, the king couldn't tell who was telling the truth and who was false, so he ordered the eldest brother: "Bo Yi Kao, you can listen to it with me again to see how it is." "The eldest brother was ordered, sat on his knees, and stroked Yaoqin." Point loyalty to the heavens, I wish you a long life that is forever. The wind and rain are smooth and the blessing of today, and the mountains and rivers are long."

I don't know if the king knows the truth or falsehood of what he said early on, or because the eldest brother's piano skills are too superb, after listening to the eldest brother's song, the king lost his anger and his face became much calmer.

After all, the eldest sister of the fox is the pillow person of the king of the ring, and when she saw the face of the king of the ring, she knew that the king of the ring would not condemn the eldest brother, and then said: "Your Majesty has never heard the white ape sing, and ask someone to bring the white ape with you, so as to distinguish the authenticity." ”

"Good." The king just didn't know what to do with the eldest brother, so it was a good choice to use the white ape to make a difference.

The monkey came out of the red cage, tapped the sandalwood board, sang tactfully, the sound was like a sheng reed, and the building was loud. A high voice is like the sound of a phoenix, a low voice is like the beauty of a cry, sad people listen to it and soothe their eyebrows, happy people listen to it and stroke their palms, crying people listen to it and stop tears, and Ming people listen to it like an idiot.

When the king heard this, he reversed his feelings. When the fox sister heard this, she was intoxicated. The palace people listen to it, which is rare in the world. Except for the fox sister, no one noticed that the monkey's eyes had been paying attention to the king.

Just when everyone was fascinated, the monkey suddenly threw the sandalwood board on the ground, and across the Nine Dragons waiter's seat, he split the noodles to catch the king.

Huo Ran, the king of the Xuan, got up and killed the monkey with just one punch, and the monkey's body smashed heavily to the ground and became a petite corpse, so that the monkey finally completed his mission. At the moment when he saw the corpse of the monkey, Lone cried for three days in a row, crying until there were no tears, even after the death of his father, Lone did not cry so sadly.

The king was furious: "Bo Yi Kao, you dare to assassinate the beast!" ”

"Your Majesty, you have been wronged," the eldest brother shouted injustice: "Although the white ape is strange, it is just a beast in the mountains, and seeing the melons and fruits on His Majesty's table will inevitably cause a commotion, and it really has nothing to do with the ministers, Your Majesty." "The eldest brother is also smart and pushes the responsibility away.

"Your Majesty, Bo Yi is obviously clever and quibble, if it weren't for Your Majesty's blessings, the concubine would have lost Your Majesty." The fox sister said as she wiped her tears with a handkerchief.

"Bo Yi Kao, you are playing a song, I want to judge the case with music today."

"Whoa."

Ming Jun acted as a virtuous and benevolent person, and did not hear of the unbearable punishment of heavy suffering. The cannon is blazing with muscles and bone powder, the basin is miserable and the heart is frightened, the essence and blood of the surname actually enter the sea of wine, and the ointment of the Quartet is hanging in the flesh forest. The machine is empty, the deer platform is full, and the plough and hoe are folded and the huge bridge is surging. I would like to be enlightened and expelled from prostitution; The world is peaceful!

At this point, the fox sister took the case: "Bold puppet!" Dare to slander the words in the piano, insult the king and scold the lord, the love is hateful! What a wicked man, the crime cannot be punished! ”

In fact, the eldest sister of the fox doesn't understand the rhythm of music at all, and the obscurity used by the eldest brother can't even be heard by the king of the ring. The reason why the fox sister was able to say it was because she calculated it and then told her.

After listening to the explanation of the eldest sister of the fox, the king was immediately furious, and drank left and right to get the eldest brother.

The eldest brother said while playing: "The minister still has a concluding paragraph, try to caress His Majesty after listening." ”

"May Wang Yuan's lust be more upright, and the world will be peaceful and abolish the mother soon. The demonic spirit destroys the princes, but the evil society is peaceful and healthy. Trapping the city is not afraid of death, and the Shi clan will spread it! ”

After the eldest brother finished singing, he looked back and called the eldest sister fox from the waiter's seat, only to hit the plates. The eldest sister of the fox pretended to be embarrassed to dodge and fell to the ground.

The king was furious and said, "What a horseman! The ape stabbed him, and you said it skillfully; You will beat the queen with the piano, clearly disobedient, and the crime cannot be punished! Drink the left and right attendants: "Take the Boyi test down the Star Picking Tower and send it to the pot!" ”

The eldest sister of the fox got up and said: "Your Majesty, take the Yi Kao downstairs, and the concubine will have her own treatment." "The king listened to the words of the fox sister and took the Yi Kao downstairs.

The eldest sister of the fox ordered to take four nails left and right, nailed and chopped the eldest brother's hands and feet, and the eldest brother screamed in pain and scolded endlessly: "Slut! You will become a soup and a splendid country will come to naught. It is not a pity for me to die, my loyalty and name are always there, and my filial piety will live forever. Slut! I can't eat your flesh in life, and after I die, I will be a terrible ghost and eat your soul! ”

"Corpse!" With the order of the eldest sister fox, the eldest brother was finally chopped left and right into meat filling, and the meat filling of the meat patty was wrapped.

"Big brother, brother is at home and sacrifices, all the way is easy. And rest assured, the old and young brothers in the family will take care of them, and the people of Xiqi are all my people, and my brother should take care of them. ”