Chapter 131 This mother-in-law is not a person~!
The right attendant of the hall department, after hearing that voice, the whole person couldn't help but shudder, hurriedly let go of the hand that was pressing Chu Yun's shoulder, and turned around and explained: "No~, I didn't do anything~!" ”
The beautiful woman walked over quickly and asked Chu Yundao: "Xiao Yun'er~, what were you doing just now~, he didn't bully you, right~?" ”
"Sister-in-law, you misunderstood......." Yan Yuan said with a bitter face.
He is not afraid of his father or eldest brother at home, but he is only afraid of this fierce sister-in-law, who dares to admit it at this time.
"No~."
Chu Yun shook his head, he had just heard of his sister-in-law's husband's surname Yan, but he didn't expect it to be this Yan family.
The woman glanced at Yan Yuan with a suspicious gaze, and then said to Chu Yun: "In another quarter of an hour, you will bring Chengcai to the auditorium and congratulate the old lady on her birthday with a few juniors~." ”
"I see~." Chu Yun glanced at the little fat man who was still muttering in the corner, and nodded in response.
Watching his sister-in-law leave, Yan Yuan's heart breathed a long sigh of relief.
Turning his head to look at Chu Yun, he said: "Even if it is not on my face, but on the face of my sister-in-law, let that arrogant person know that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky, how~?" ”
Chu Yun pondered for a moment, saw the handwriting on the table that was about to dry up, wet his fingertips, and wrote the words "Shoubi Nanshan" next to "Fu is like the East China Sea".
wiped his hands, walked to the little fat man's side, and said, "Let's go......." ”
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"How about it~, do you still want "Xiping Stone Scripture"~?" Seeing Chu Zimu stunned looking at the handwriting on the table, Yan Yuan said proudly.
Chu Zimu opened his mouth, and he couldn't say that he had won anyway.
The plaque on the door of the Chu family is important, but his face is also very important.
"It's me who lost~, this young man------ where did you find it~?" Chu Zimu sighed, looked up at him and asked.
Just now, under the temptation of "Xiping Stone Scripture", his ability to think normally has been affected, and after so many years of dealing, he should have thought that Yan Yuan was so cunning and cunning, how could he do a loss-making business?
He knew from the beginning that he would win in the end, and deliberately used "Xiping Stone Scripture" to stimulate him, the purpose of which was always the plaque written by his father on the gate of the Chu family.
Yan Yuan said jokingly: "You don't have to worry about this~, I'll just ask, what you just said doesn't count~." ”
"Of course I count~." Chu Zimu secretly scolded the old fox in his heart, just now he took advantage of his contempt for that offspring, who knew that a stinky boy could write such a beautiful book.
"The plaque on the gate of the Chu family is there, if you have the ability, you can get it~." After Chu Zimu left a word, he fled and left.
"The surname is Chu, the gentleman is a promise, do you want to be the villain who doesn't believe in his words~?" Yan Yuan carefully pondered the sentence just now, what does it mean to take it if you have the ability, without his approval, he picked up the plaque on the gate of the Chu family, and the old man of the Chu family would not let him .......
"You stop for me~!" Yan Yuan shouted angrily and strode over.
Counting the side veins, there are actually many people in the younger generation of the Chu family, but except for the little fat man, Chu Yun almost doesn't know him.
"I wish my grandmother happiness is like the long flowing water of the East China Sea, and her longevity is better than that of Nanshan Immortal Pine...... This is a congratulatory gift from my grandson to my grandmother~. ”
The juniors in order, respectfully stand at the next place, over and over is those few congratulatory words, the gifts given are not very valuable, the old lady all smiled and accepted, the return gift is often a red envelope, the value may be more expensive than the gift given by the juniors.
The little fat man was waiting on the side in a hurry, because according to the order, the main vein was regarded as the finale, and it was the last.
But the problem is that the poem he just memorized will be forgotten after a while.
The little fat man's mother glanced at him from a distance, the congratulatory gift to the old lady this year, the child didn't tell them whether he was alive or dead, and didn't let them help prepare, until now, she didn't know what he was going to give the old lady.
The little fat man looked anxious, and finally it was his turn, so he immediately ran up and said loudly: "My grandson made a poem~, and I want to take this opportunity to give it to my grandmother~." ”
The old lady was slightly stunned when she heard this, and then said with a smile: "Okay~, our talents can compose poems, let grandma listen to it~." ”
Everyone in the Chu family, including the little fat man's parents, showed an expression of surprise on their faces, Chengcai is notoriously bad at reading, and he can't even recognize words, when did he learn to compose poetry~?
All the guests were interested, and the juniors gave them some mundane things before, and occasionally saw a different one, which aroused a little interest in their hearts.
"This kid~, what are you messing around~!" Chu Hao frowned and said in a low voice.
Ignoring everyone, the little fat man pointed at the old lady and began to shake his head, "This mother-in-law is not human...... ”
The voice paused at this point, and his face showed a look of thought, and there was no more follow-up.
"What~?" When everyone heard this, the expressions on their faces suddenly froze. A group of guests stared at the descendants, and everyone in the Chu family was dumbfounded.
"Bastard thing~! What to say~! Seeing that his son was disrespectful to the old lady at the first time, Chu Hao's face sank and he strode over.
The next moment, I finally thought of the next sentence, the thoughtful look on the little fat man's face disappeared, pointed to the people of the Chu family, and said loudly: "Children and grandchildren are all thieves~!" ”
The guests couldn't hold back their laughter, the faces of the Chu family began to twitch, Chu Hao came over, raised his slap high, and shouted: "Shut up~!" ”
A few black lines appeared on Chu Yun's face, a good poem with change, and being recited like this by the little fat man, it can be regarded as unprecedented and unprecedented.
Reluctantly stepped forward and said: "Third uncle is slow~, I have been listening to Chengcai chanting a poem today, and the whole poem is "This mother-in-law is not a person, and the nine-day fairy is down to earth." The children and grandchildren are all thieves, and they steal the peach birthday to their relatives~. ", I think he should have been too nervous just now, and he recited the order ......."
"Yes~Yes~, that's it~, that's it~." The little fat man hid behind Chu Yun and went down the slope.
"The Nine Heavens Fairy went down to the earthly ...... and stole the peach to offer to ......her relatives, hehe~, a good poem ~."
"Wonderful~, wonderful~! To be able to write such a poem is a bit crooked~. ”
"The verses are plain and unpretentious, and it is not surprising that it is said to be done by children~."
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The people present were all high-ranking officials and nobles, and they were all considered to have received higher education, and after understanding, they glanced at the little fat man and talked about it with a smile.
Chu Hao glanced at his son, his face was full of doubts, his son himself couldn't be clearer, let alone composing poems, it was already a miracle that he could write all these four lines of poetry word by word----- could it be said that this child had been hiding clumsily before~?
The old lady was very happy, praised the little fat man a few words, and chose a valuable one from a bunch of congratulatory gifts to give him on the spot, and the little fat man returned with a smile while holding the gift.
According to the order, the little fat man was followed by Chu Chengjie, the son of the second uncle, and then Chu Yun.
In addition to the mutation in the little fat man, the genes of the Chu family are not bad, a handsome young man took a thing from the second aunt Fang's family, walked up to the old lady, and said with a smile: "This pair of Peng Chun's "Longevity Map" is a congratulatory gift from my grandson to my grandmother, I wish my grandmother a long life and a long life~." ”
"It's Peng Chun's "Longevity Map", it is said that he can only complete one in half a year, and there is no thousand taels of silver, I'm afraid it is not easy to get~."
"Although Peng Chun is young, he is quite talented in calligraphy, and his words are mostly liked by young people~."
"If he can get Peng Chun's longevity map, he can be regarded as having a heart~."
In the midst of everyone's discussion, the old lady accepted the gift with a smile, opened it in front of her, and immediately several people surrounded her.
"Longevity~?" Chu Yun frowned slightly, thoughtful.
"What's going on~?" Yan Chuchu walked up to his side and asked with the same frown.
Opposite the two, the wife of the head of the Chu family, Fang Shi, glanced at this side, and an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"Huh~! How is the second brother also "Longevity Map"~? The little fat man almost couldn't get off the stage just now, and after retreating at this time, he obediently stood beside his father and mother, and after seeing his second brother offering a congratulatory gift to his grandmother, he touched his head and said with some doubts.
"What do you mean~, who else also gave "Wanshou Tu"~?" Chu Hao is still thinking about whether his kid is really hidden, and even his father didn't see it, and when he heard his whispering, he subconsciously asked~.
The little fat man scratched his head and said, "There is also a big brother~!" Two days ago, when he was preparing a congratulatory gift in the room, he was seen by me, and the eldest brother seemed to say what kind of "Longevity Map" it was~. ”
"Really~?" The little fat man's mother asked in surprise.
The most taboo gift is exactly the same as others, especially when compared to others, in front of so many guests, the face will definitely be dull, the same "longevity map", the work of the famous genius Peng Chun, is far better than others~.
The two presented congratulatory gifts one after another, and everyone would naturally compare them, and one of them would definitely not look good on his face at that time.
"Really, I don't believe you asked the second aunt, she asked me that day~!" The little fat man patted his chest and said.
"Second sister-in-law~?" Liu raised his head and looked at Fang who was standing not far away, and his heart suddenly became clear.
She deliberately wanted to embarrass her eldest brother's child in front of so many people~!
However, although I was very disgusted with her approach in my heart, the wife of the dignified head of the family actually used such a means to embarrass her family, but what gift she is willing to give is the freedom of others, and it is not easy to blame anything.
"What should I do~?" Yan Chuchu stood next to Chu Yun and asked in a low voice.
"What to do~, he sent his~, I sent mine~, what to do~." Chu Yun replied.
He glanced at Fang Shi on the other side, but he didn't expect that her mind was so narrow-minded, and she did such things, the little fat man had no heart and lungs, and she was afraid that it would be easy for her to get words out of her mouth.
Yan Chuchu already knew what gift Chu Yun was going to give the old lady, and when he heard the words of the people around him, he roughly knew that the "Longevity Map" he had just sent should be quite precious, and if Chu Yun took out his own again, he would definitely be compared.
"Or~, will you send this sword~?" Yan Chuchu raised her hand, handed over the saber she was carrying, and said.
Chu Yun saw the reluctance that flashed in her eyes, this sword she had been with her since he first saw Yan Chuchu, even when life was the most difficult and hardest.
This is indeed a rare good sword, when Chu Yun first wanted to borrow it to play, she didn't even let her touch it.
"Forget it~." Chu Yun pushed the sword back again, and his face was worth a few dollars, and that Fang clan took his face seriously, Chu Yun didn't think that his face was more important than Yan Chuchu's beloved sword.
After speaking, Chu Chengjie had already walked down, Chu Yun smiled at Yan Chuchu, and walked up with the painting scroll~.