Chapter 1006: Sure enough, it's a secret weapon
Standing behind Dongfang, Wang Lang looked intently at the zipper of the travel bag that the other party was about to open.
When he came, because Dongfang said that it was a "secret weapon", Wang Lang never had a chance to see it.
This time she opened it herself, and of course she couldn't help but be curious.
Zip open.
The contents made Wang Lang instantly dumbfounded.
Looking at the things inside, Wang Lang almost fainted directly!
Because in addition to the Oriental change of underwear and pajamas, there is no so-called secret weapon at all!
"That's the secret weapon you said?"
Wang Lang looked at Dongfang a little frantically and asked.
Because he believed her and thought that she had prepared a weapon or something, Wang Lang didn't go out of his way to prepare it for himself when he came.
Now that he sees these things, it's strange that he doesn't go crazy!
"How can you peek?!"
As if he had noticed Wang Lang behind him, Dongfang immediately hurriedly covered his travel bag, and then shouted at Wang Lang in shock.
"I should say that I am very lucky to see it, right, you are really my own mother! Where's your secret weapon? ”
Wang Lang gritted his teeth and said speechlessly.
It's certainly not realistic to go back and prepare weapons now, and it's hard to buy them locally, and if you catch the one-eyed child, you have armed troops under your hands, and it's a lot of fun.
Dongfang, on the other hand, took it for granted after hearing this, and then asked directly: "Shouldn't I bring a change of clothes when I go out?" That's dirty. ”
After saying that, he covered the only coat he was wearing with a disgusted face, and then moved to the side with the tip of his nose wrinkled.
"I didn't say I wouldn't let you bring it, but you might as well get a weapon for self-defense."
Wang Lang looked at Dongfang infinitely entangled and said.
"But when I went out on a mission before, I never brought those things with me."
Dongfang still blinked as a matter of course, and then said unusually innocently.
Damn, the light shining in these eyes is so dazzling!
This forced pretend, I definitely give 11o points!
If you think about it, don't you? The toughness of the East is out of normal, and weapons or something, maybe it's a burden.
After all, no matter what, you can let the enemy die on the battlefield before you see you, and as long as you have this level, it is estimated that no one will be willing to engage the enemy head-on.
I can kill you without risking it, so why should I confront you? Hungry? Idle eggs hurt?
The upper is good at fighting and plotting, and the siege is the bottom, this is definitely a very reasonable sentence.
"What about me? I don't have a weapon either, big sister. ”
Wang Lang looked at Dongfang with a smile and said.
"I thought you could do it too."
Dongfang looked at Wang Lang confidently, and then said.
"Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to register for divorce."
Wang Lang shook his head sadly, then sat down on the sand and said.
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Well, jokes aside, the right thing to do is still to keep going.
So after being "sad" for about half an hour, in order not to make himself more sad, Wang Lang simply changed his words, and then said to Dongfang, who was changing into a shirt and holding his arm to watch TV: "Why do you say that One-Eye would set up such a task?" ”
At this time, Dongfang was only wearing a pair of shorts, plus a jacket from Wang Lang, and when he heard Wang Lang's question, he immediately let go of his arm, and then raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Didn't you let me mention one-eyed?" ”
made Wang Lang angry, but he had no choice but to take revenge on Dongfang's body, and then continued: "Serious things, don't wave." ”
"Shhh...... Pinch it lightly! A slap on the back of Wang Lang's right hand, Dongfang continued angrily: "If he doesn't come by himself, he must be unable to solve it by himself, so you don't need to ask." ”
"Then why does he think I can solve it?"
Wang Lang did not withdraw his hand, but gradually lightened his strength, and then he couldn't help but ask with some suspicion.
"I think you're thinking too much, he definitely doesn't think you can solve it, so he will entrust this mission, of course, on the other hand, he can't do it himself, but if you can solve it, then it has proven that he is better than him, if you lose, he has nothing to lose, right?"
Dongfang moved his upper body noncommittally, making Wang Lang's hand a little more homeopathic, and then explained again.
"Is there anything else in this world that their disciples can't solve?"
Wang Lang was even more surprised, so he couldn't help but ask curiously.
Don't praise or depreciate, strong is strong, although a little unwilling, but there is no need to deny this.
"Of course there is, people are not immortals, there are always some things that can't be done, such as me, I can't spoil your sister, just because I'm a woman, well, you light! I didn't say anything bad about your sister, why are you. ”
When Dongfang spoke, he was also full of regret, but before he finished speaking, he felt a pain in his chest, so he couldn't help but glance at Wang Lang fiercely and said.
After speaking, he pinched Wang Lang's arm exposed in the collar hard.
"I said, we're talking about business, what you said is completely unhelpful, and now the pervert of One-Eyed can't do it, I'm afraid it won't be too easy for me."
Wang Lang withdrew his hand, then rubbed his cheeks helplessly, and then couldn't help muttering.
"I think that if you can't do it with one eye, it doesn't mean that you can't do it, for example, some people are suitable for singing, but not for dancing, but some people are very suitable for dancing, but they don't necessarily sing, so how do you know if you don't try? Maybe it's easier for you? ”
Dongfang smiled noncommittally, and then asked directly.
When Wang Lang heard this, he immediately turned his head to look at the east in some surprise, until he looked at the other party a little uncomfortable, and then suddenly said with a smile: "You are right, you can't do it with one eye, it doesn't mean that I can't do it, damn it!" ”
After speaking, he hugged her horizontally in Dongfang's exclamation.
Then he ran straight into the bedroom.
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The next morning.
The two woke up early, had breakfast, left the hotel, and wandered around the street like a couple.
Of course, it can't be regarded as "like", because at present, the two are indeed a couple.
As for their destination, it was none other than a nearby welfare home.
After arriving at the place, the two did not move around, but went directly to the office of the director of the welfare home.
Pushing open the door, a slightly chubby woman dressed as a nun immediately cast an inquiring look.
"Sorry to bother, but for God's sake, we actually have a request."
Seeing the director of the welfare home looking at him, Wang Lang immediately stepped forward directly, and then said earnestly.
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