Chapter 449: Men and women love each other, it's normal for people
"Beauty tricks? You're beautiful! ”
In the last second, Xue Muqing was still full of autumn 'waves' and charm in his eyes.
In the next second, the corners of his mouth hooked up a bad smile.
He jumped off the 'bed' and rushed towards the window, shouting as he ran: "Rob money, rob people, kill and kidnap people!" Help me! Someone wants to ** me!! ”
"Paralyzed, which of the four things you said, which one does Lao Tzu occupy?"
Jiang Nan is angry, this Xue Muqing's face is not ordinary fast.
And, in order to achieve his own goals, he didn't even care about his reputation.
was about to rush over to stop Xue Muqing, but the other party had already come to the window and opened the window neatly.
The mouth is wide open, probably to make the sound travel farther and louder, and the hands are still in front of the mouth to 'make' into a horn shape.
"Don't don't, I admit it! I'll help you! ”
Jiang Nan sat on the 'bed' with a bitter face.
To be honest, he really kicked Xue Muqing downstairs now.
Hearing Jiang Nan's words, Xue Muqing immediately stopped.
However, he was still a little uneasy, and asked cautiously, "Are you sure?" You can't fool me, right? ”
"Why don't you take two steps?"
Jiang Nan looked at the other party angrily.
"You wouldn't have done this earlier."
Xue Muqing smiled smugly and jumped onto the bed.
"How do you want me to help you?"
"Huh?"
"Didn't you ask me to help you get out of the marriage, at least you have to have a plan, and then I'll help you."
"I don't have any plans!"
"Nani? Are you kidding me? ”
"I thought I didn't have a good plan, that's why I came to you, don't you have the most ideas?" Xue Muqing suddenly thought of something, climbed from the 'bed' to Jiang Nan's side, and put his mouth next to Liu Xing's ear.
Blowing a sigh, he said: "If you don't be my boyfriend, at least you will have a legitimate identity, and it will be much easier and simpler to get out of marriage." ”
"No way!"
Jiang Nan replied very simply.
"Why?"
Xue Muqing didn't give up and asked.
"I already said just now, helping you is playing with your life, but if I help you as your boyfriend, it won't be a life......"
"What's not a play with life?"
"Death!"
Jiang Nan nodded very affirmatively and seriously.
"But this is the most effective and direct way."
Xue Muqing didn't give up yet, because she felt that this was a very good way.
If you have a boyfriend you really like, you will have a reason to get out of marriage.
At that time, even if his parents and Qin Kenan's family disagreed.
At the very least, her grandfather, who loves her the most, will nod his head and agree.
After all, grandpa is also old, and he doesn't know how long he can live.
Before dying, my biggest wish was to like to see Xue Muqing, the little granddaughter' family.
If you can, it's best to love each other very much!
Grandpa has a lot of say in the family, maybe because he is old and a little stubborn, or maybe he has been an officer for half his life, and deep down he just likes the feeling of being a man of his word.
Therefore, sometimes there is a big incident in the family, and the grandfather does not listen to the methods and opinions of his father and uncles at all, and does it alone.
As long as my grandfather opposes this marriage, it will be half the success!
"Are you watching too much on the Internet?"
Jiang Nan turned his head and asked Xue Muqing, who was close at hand, "Those are all routines, the master returns to be a sling, pretends to be the president's current boyfriend, pretends to be 'forced' if he doesn't agree, and finally hugs the beauty, do you understand?" Can't be really!
How many stinky slings and Bai Fumei are eternal in real life? is nothing more than writing in books and playing on TV, so that those who can't find a 'girlfriend' friend still retain some expectations for love, and still retain some beautiful fantasies.
And those foreign fairy tales, why do almost all the endings end with 'just like that, the princess and the protagonist live happily ever after'?
Because those who write fairy tales also know that once they come together, after marriage, they will definitely break up because of their values, outlook on life, ethics, in short, all kinds of miscellaneous concepts! ”
"You're going so far from me, and I'll ask you if you're going to do this boyfriend?"
"Don't do it!"
"Are you sure?"
Xue Muqing had a wicked smile on his face, and he walked towards the window.
"What the hell are you going to do but this trick?"
Jiang Nan reacted almost instinctively and quickly grabbed his arm.
"To be able to cure you, one move is enough."
"Can you still force someone to be a boyfriend?"
"Hey, what do you mean by that!"
Jiangnan's words made Xue Muqing a little unhappy, and kicked Jiangnan on the buttocks, "Miss Ben wants to have 'breasts', has buttocks, has a figure, is knowledgeable, gentle and virtuous, empathetic, generous, slim 'jade', and has an elegant temperament, from junior high school to university, she has always been the school's 'flower'."
Even if you become a teacher, you don't have to be bad at those students!
Let you be my boyfriend, are you still wronged? ”
"Forehead ......"
The corners of Jiang Nan's mouth twitched, "I admit the 'breasts', ass and figure in the front, these in the back are just bullshit, I have never seen a more narcissistic, shameless, and shameless person than me." ”
After speaking, Jiang Nan also added a special sentence: "Especially the 'female' people!" ”
Xue Muqing only grinded his teeth angrily and made a creaking sound.
But it can't be refuted, because there is a request from Jiangnan.
"It's such a happy decision, you will be my boyfriend first, and then find an opportunity for us to get out of the marriage.
You have to play your seven-inch tongue, you must convince my grandfather, as long as you convince my grandfather, we will not be far from a successful divorce. ”
"But I have a 'girlfriend'!"
"What? Do you have a 'girlfriend' friend? ”
Xue Muqing got up loudly when he heard it, and lay down in front of Jiang Nan, his brows furrowed, "How can you have a 'girlfriend' friend?" You look like this, and there are 'girl' children who take a fancy to you? ”
“……”
Jiangnan's face is full of black lines, and his face is like ashes.
pursed his dry lips and said slowly, "It's not enough, but it's fast." ”
"That's not it yet, ask for 'sex' and you be my boyfriend first."
A hint of cunning crossed the corner of Xue Muqing's eyes, and he smiled knowingly.
I didn't hear Jiang Nan say that he had a 'girlfriend' before, a little bit of gloom and disappointment!
"But ......"
"No, I can be my boyfriend with peace of mind."
Xue Muqing stretched out his right index finger and gently blocked Jiang Nan's mouth.
The face leaned in front of Jiang Nan, smiled slightly, 'revealed' two rows of big eyes, and said, "However, I am not like those 'female' masters on the Internet, there are so many restrictions and regulations on pretending boyfriends, not to 'touch' this, not to 'touch' that, reserved to die or live."
As long as you can satisfy me, ******** is human nature for me, and it is completely acceptable. ”