Chapter 58: Two Bowls of Chicken Soup for the Soul
When Song Lizong was alive, he was known for advocating science, and he was Zhao Yuxuan's teacher, and most of them were some famous science scholars, and under the influence of this, Duzong was also very partial to science. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
As early as when he was the crown prince, when he went to Taixue to pay homage to Confucius, he proposed to add Zhang Yan and Lu Zuqian as subordinates, which was deeply appreciated by Li Zong.
After ascending the throne, he promoted a number of famous scholars of science to officials, and his disciples also occupied many positions from the central to the local level.
But it is rumored that Zhao Yu was famous for his lust when he was the crown prince, and he was still like this after becoming the emperor.
Maybe it was because I was disciplined too much and sexually repressed when I was a teenager?
During this period, according to the old practice in the palace, if the palace concubine was called to sleep with the emperor at night, she would go to Hemen the next morning to thank the emperor for his favor, and the eunuch in charge would record the date of the blessing in detail.
When Zhao Yu first became the emperor, there were more than 30 palace concubines who came to Hemen to thank him one day!
In fact, the six space-time smugglers are not convinced by this, thirty times a day, and the remainder, what kind of body is this!
Because they have a lot of experience holding hands above them, they don't believe it, no matter how good the ** is, they can't achieve this effect, right?!
Thinking of the end of the Great Song Dynasty regime more than ten years later, maybe the more the end of the world comes, the more incidents that violate common sense and common sense will begin to appear? !
But in any case, this is really puzzling, although this person advocates science, but the creed put forward by the physicist "save the principles of heaven and destroy human desires" has almost no effect on him, and he is still addicted to beauty every day, drunk and dreaming of death.
This may be the advanced nature of traditional culture, to be a man, we must publicize and let others do one thing, and we must do another.
But how powerful is his ability? Even if he can take viagra, could it be that the Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty could give whatever medicine he wanted?
------But this is an official record after all,
In the Ji family mansion store, the four men were eating takeout and drinking small wine, while discussing the royal secrets.
They are not afraid, because the tabloids that are more gossip than them, the big Song Dynasty doesn't care, what are they afraid of?
The two boys came back at seven o'clock in the evening.
The two of them had a great afternoon today.
There is a folk song in Lin'an City: South Wayi Mountain Yihai, Zhongwa Hexagram Mountain Hexagram Sea, Shangwa Nanshan South Sea, Lower Wa Mountain Mountain and Sea of People.
In the afternoon, the two boys first went to the south of Zhong'an Bridge, the north tile next to the sheep shed building, where they listened to a few paragraphs of Xiao Zhang Shilang's novel in the hook bar, and laughed for a long time, this person is famous, and he will never leave the north tile all his life; Then I watched the puppets and acrobatics, my mouth was not idle, eating all kinds of dried fruits, drinking tea soup, and giving rewards, I really thought I was a rich boy.
Then he went to the wicker alley of Zhongwazi to play and sell, and the two boys took luck and got thousands of copper coins from two or three cabinets.
The time was almost up, and the two of them wanted to go back.
However, when the two of them passed by the Puqiao tile under the salt bridge and east of Puqiao, they met a girl, a girl who sold braised pigeons......
Song Ziqiang interrupted their narration, puffed out his eyes, and said angrily: "You two must have taken a fancy to other people's beauty at that time!" ā
The two waved their hands again and again, saying, "Never, never, I can't remember her appearance now...... I only remember that on the basket she was holding, it was written Qianqian Lo Mei ......"
Song Ziqiang became even more angry and said: "People have clearly told the two of you, this is called 'smoking Lao Qian', or overlapping words!" Isn't that just a lie to the two of you! ā
It turned out that the two of them saw a girl, holding a basket of braised pigeons in one hand, and shaking a big lottery holder in the other hand and shouting: "Ten cents, draw three lots, if the number is greater than twenty and three, you can get a big braised pigeon!" Let's draw lots------"
The two boys were interested at the time, and they got a big brine pigeon for ten cents? It's so cheap! Usually sell for 30 wen a piece......
The two of them gathered around to see, there were a total of 12 bamboo sticks in the stick, each bamboo stick was engraved with numbers, some carved one, some carved two, some carved three, until 12.
At that time, the girl said: "Draw, two little brothers, three sticks to get a big pigeon------"
At that time, Bao Wei and Guo Beyu counted with their fingers, there were too many numbers, and I didn't feel clear, but it was almost appropriate, right?
The girl saw that they were wearing strange clothes, and that their pockets and small coats were heavy, so she said, "Two little brothers, are you doing work for overseas merchants?" ā
Then she smiled again: "How can there be a little bit of fabric?" Is it uncomfortable to wear? ā
At that time, Bao Wei said seriously: "How do you know that it is really comfortable to wear this!" ā
Guo Beyu said: "Is it okay to draw Wuwen once?" ā
The girl immediately straightened her face and said, "No, I have never seen such a stingy person------
Guo Beyu didn't care at the time, anyway, there was a copper coin in his pocket.
The two of them still smoked.
As a result, the two spent 500 yuan to get six big braised pigeons!
No matter how bad the math is, the two of them know that they are losing money!
The girl rolled her eyes and said, "If you want to buy five cents once, buy it, one is complete, and you will give you one for nothing, if it is not successful, you will give me five cents!" ā
Guo Beyu nodded and said, "Okay, okay!" ā
Bao Wei said: "Forget it, there are already six marinated pigeons------
Guo Beyu said: "Don't be in a hurry, you have to win some back!" ā
As a result, luck was not on their side this time.
Guo Beyu threw three copper coins more than a dozen times in a row, but as a result, none of the three copper coins were all back up!
There is no one, and I paid a hundred dollars in vain, and I lost to death!
Change to Bowie, and the result will be the same------
And then the two of them began to be unconvinced!
When Song Ziqiang heard this, he smiled and said, "Look at it, a man who is not good at math will be bullied by a woman!" ā
At this time, he had a way to punish these two boys in his heart.
"Keep talking------," he said.
What else to say?
The two boys were extremely unlucky, the copper coins on their bodies and the copper coins in the small jacket were all given to that girl, and they didn't throw a single mess!
Later, that girl couldn't stand it anymore, saying that she hadn't seen someone with such bad luck, and she saw two at a time!
I gave them all the braised pigeons in the basket, and of course, I would not pay back more than two copper coins------
Song Ziqiang laughed and said, "Damn, the three baskets of braised pigeons were also bought, and I lost my money!" ā
Bao Wei and Guo Beyu are about to cry, but they are not over yet.
Song Ziqiang also asked them to use pen and paper to count!
First go and add any three numbers from one to twelve, and the value is a one-digit column in a row, a ten-digit column in a row, and a twenty-digit and thirty-digit in a row, don't say that the addition will not!
Then list all the possibilities of the three copper coins, such as: heads and tails.
Really, the two of them lost money, and they still have to count mathematics, who can tell this grievance? !
They know that at this time, the Fengle Building outside the Qiantang Gate, even if it is nearly two watches, there are still big ships anchored and docked, those nobles in bright clothes, holding more than a dozen concubines, going upstairs to carnival, singing and dancing, singing and dancing, for a while, the noisy silk orchestral music, spread all over the West Lake, will definitely make people forget that it is night------
They knew that there were still many carts loaded with tea soup roaming around on that street, vendors selling tea soup, and those citizens who were tired of running and had dry lips, so that they could take a sip of fragrant tea and drink a bowl of sweet soup to refresh their spirits, so that they could continue to play in the "night market" of Goolan Washe------
They knew that a group of Taiping cars, starting from the city, rode the night, slowly but steadily towards the Jiahui Gate, to send goods to the ships sailing tomorrow, one by one the canals, flowing and murmuring, clear and beautiful, through the city into the trough, through all directions, the sound of the water mill for processing wheat noodles and tea at night echoed in the air, and the paper windows of the workshop illuminated by the lights made the fine weavers, the hard work of the ironworkers, the concentration of the pharmacists, and the meticulous ...... of the printers Like silhouettes, one by one.
However, they have to do math, and if they don't do it well, Master Song's family will kick their ass.
All of this was caused by the little woman wearing a red jacket back and a green skirt------ she will definitely settle accounts with her in the future!
Finally, they figured out the numbers and the possibilities.
Song Ziqiang knocked on the paper and said:
"From a probability point of view, your chances of winning are very low!
Those three copper coins thrown at the same time may have eight results:
Positive, positive, positive
Anti, anti, anti
Positive, positive, negative
Positive, negative, positive
Oppose, reversed, positive
Negative, positive, negative
Negative, positive, positive
Positive, negative, negative
Among these eight results, there is only one result that is muddy, that is, anti, anti, anti, so the probability of you throwing a muddy is only one in eight, and you can win every eight times on average!
Fifty, eighty, forty, you have to spend forty dollars to buy a braised pigeon, you two stupid boys!
Of course, this can only be average, but what about the actual situation? You two are out of luck!
Got it? ā
The two nodded hatefully, but they couldn't remember the appearance of the woman who sold "Qianqian Pigeon------
Song Ziqiang knocked on another piece of paper and said:
"If you look at these data, there are 12 bamboo sticks in the stick, and you can get 220 combinations by drawing 3 of them, and you can click on them, and there are a total of 53 combinations that are greater than 23.
Divide 53 by 220 and you'll win less than a quarter!
Even if you win one of the four draws, if you have good luck------ don't grab the words, if there is fraud in the little girl's lottery, hehe------ have something to say, what are you staring at?! ā
Bao Wei said: "A certain dare to vouch, there is no fraud here!" ā
Guo Beyu also nodded heavily, indicating no.
Song Ziqiang didn't want to tell them how ugly society was, so he wanted to pour them a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
"There's such a thing as luck, but you must not rely on it, luck is a fart! You have to sweat your own sweat, eat your own food, use your own hands and technology to develop, fortunately, this is still a hard-working society that can get rich!
I really want to eat braised pigeon, it's only thirty wen apiece, buy it and eat it, isn't it? ā
Bao Wei whispered: "It's not that I want to eat, I and Xiao Guo both know that the main family likes to use this thing to drink------
This bowl of chicken soup for the soul was returned to Song Ziqiang, which made his heart warm and reminded him of his son, who was younger than his son.
The son of that world would not have thought of buying a marinated pigeon for his father-------
He gently rubbed the heads of the two stinky boys and said, "Forget it, go to sleep, everyone will be busy tomorrow, and they will show us the way!" ā
Puqiao Wazi was still full of people in this night, Shen Qianqian was still selling around with a basket and a bucket, and now, she didn't seem to have such good luck.